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Memento posted:My job drug tests for minesite employees, random screen for opiates, weed and amphetamines. A dude driving a 200-ton ore truck with 400-ton of ore on the back of it isn't someone you want tweaking or sedated. We should treat them like combat pilots and give them high quality uppers and downers courtesy of the Taxpayers
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Turtlicious posted:I work in California, so I just tell every potential employer that I smoke weed on the weekends, and therefore can't work weekends. and just think, if we took up arms and installed obama as dictator for life less than a year ago we'd already have weed welfare e: and islamic communism
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Cugel the Clever posted:This is libertarian horseshit that can't stand up to serious peer review. Appeal to popularity fallacy 
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thatbastardken posted:saw a skull like that when i was watching an attempted murder trial, only the effect had been achieved with a baseball bat. Was it on xvideos or redtube?
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wow russian women really shrink when they turn into babushkas
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides? Its so they cant hide the garbage no matter what
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:how in the actual gently caress? its from cakewars, it's actually a highly detailed fondant accident
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Cumslut1895 posted:that is exactly what you'd want a fake bomb to look like ill have you know that kid went on to commit the bowling green massacre
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all we know is the officer was on the scene, a gun was drawn and during the proceedings five children became deceased
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zedprime posted:Explosions in a technical sense have certain expectations on magnitude and extent of the pressure wave. It's sort of useful to be able to distinguish between gonna knock your windows out and blow your ears out vs it popped and is now burning off a smog feeding pillar of smoke. sure all that's technically true, but they didn't say it because they're pedantic, they said it to minimize any liability, so not only are they "distorting reality" through PR, they're doing it to save a few bucks
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yeah and the fact that they're going into a museum means it's inevitable that they'll be forensically examined thoroughly
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lmao we're doomed
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Synthbuttrange posted:
*yelling from a distance* "it's okay! I double bagged it!" (later): 
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Its great how this was all predicted decades ago, except they didn't factor in the most damaging factor of all: human shortsightedness
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I'd kill myself if i was surrounded by cops and techbros too
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quote:Police are investigating how the 93-year-old motorist lost control of the vehicle. 
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reminds me of the time I moved into a condo that was on a 2nd story with a small deck. Someone was throwing out a perfectly disgusting old barcalounger, so i dragged it over to the concrete stairs up to my place. It was too big to carry up the rather steep steps so I just tipped it up and the headrest fit neatly between a couple steps and then i tipped it more and the back legs fit neatly on another and before long I'd rolled the drat thing up the steps to sit by my front door when I moved out a couple years later, I tipped it over onto the steps and it rolled down so quickly that the structure of the chair burst when it hit the ground. the back separated from the recliner parts and lots of particle boards cracked and shattered. it was all in all an excellent investment: minimal effort for maximum enjoyment
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cornholing
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probably has something to do with the municipalities, CA is a special state with a unique constitution
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lost my poo poo at swede racer pro read
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I watched this for like a full five minutes and I only realized it wasn't a raunchy fart after I read the description
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 one of them is even the same color as the festive plate!
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E: haha my new av rules
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Rad-daddio posted:Yep. It was Fisher who designed the pressurized ink pen at their own cost of about 200,000 USD(not googling it). The resulting pen cost NASA about as much as a normal pen. i can't wait for this meme to break into the mainstream as soon as commercial spaceflight does today a man was detained after trying to use a pencil on a Virgin Galactic flight
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Platystemon posted:Fun fact: pens are exceptions to the TSA’s liquid rule. well only because they cant contain more than the allowed amount of liquid
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christ  some of these accident reports
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yes im a babby
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I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite. my theory is their migration coincides with hunting season and they are just glad to have a little oasis where nobody is allowed to shoot at them, so they're very quiet and docile, going as far as to use crosswalks and wait for traffic
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ChickenHeart posted:FYI a huge chunk of geese 'assholeishness' is based on whether they're nesting/raising gooselings or not. oh so its like building your city on an ancient indian burial ground, okay, well thats on y'all
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Gorilla Salad posted:I made sure to save this the last time it got posted: 
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thats going on my metal album
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hopefully nothing happens inshallah but if theres a terror attack there, those are probably gonna be part of the conspiracy theories
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Vanagoon posted:Don't be such a whiny bitch about eeeeverything is just soo offensive then? Man the something awful dot com forums used to have some bite, now we're just as pussy-whipped as everywhere else. phew this mancave smells like farts
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Mustached Demon posted:He's gonna die isn't he? we're all gonna die
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Wasabi the J posted:All this poo poo has been done before. thats what they want you to think 
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Nov 22, 2017 08:51
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ahahahaaha holy poo poo i love that its all the same product too, can you imagine the fights that had to lead to this solution?
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GotLag posted:What kind of lovely workplace doesn't just use petty cash to bay the buck or two it would take to buy milk for everyone? why does one of them have infection tape all over it there's so much to speculate about 
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why are they all the same kind? is semiskimmed like 1% or 2%? if its canadian milk why isnt it in bags
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so theyre bobbies?
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i gotta know the aftermath of this one
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