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Sep 12, 2006

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cash crab posted:

I would, just because I have tasted that particular type of non-cheese and it's very good, although it doesn't taste much like cheese. It just tastes like some kind of indistinct, general umami... thing.

Doesn't carbonara depend on the cheese melting and blending? I imagine that using the not-cheese would just leave it gritty.

I mean, I know better than to doubt a cash crab "would", but still. Still.

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Sep 12, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Eater/status/714969645124431872

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Sep 12, 2006

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Dek posted:

Is more of a social experience. I would drink mate in work if it were allowed. :(

Why isn't it allowed? Isn't it just caffeine?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Dek posted:

In my lovely workplace, one of the directors said that drinking mate it's a "waste of work time".
I guess the reasoning behind is that people would pass around a mate and start chatting and poo poo instead of working.(Also the upper class "director" of my workplace think that mate is a "poor people's" drink, so to maintain the level of the office, they just ban mate)

In my case I would like to bring my own thermos and mate, and drink to avoid sleeping over my keyboard.

(btw I'm from Argentina, and all(well, most) the people drink mate while doing office work)

Up against the wall with the motherfuckers.

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Sep 12, 2006

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fleshy echidna posted:

Holy poo poo how much foie gras can one person eat?

I volunteer, selflessly, to find out.

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Sep 12, 2006

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cash crab posted:

I've never been to the US but England's portions scared the poo poo out of me. I watched some guy wolf down a full English breakfast, then fish and chips. This was incidentally the same restaurant where I saw a guy die right outside.

Same guy?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Gridlocked posted:

The number of times I found shards of bone in them was disturbing.

Also somewhat reassuring, and surprising.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Sweet As Sin posted:

Tres leches?

It's the fourth leche that we're worried about.

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Sep 12, 2006

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From the GOP primary thread, which is where I go when I'm not disgusted enough by second-trimester microwave meat substitutes:

Mayor Dave posted:

i ate a thing



off-brand of course, without trump's money the rnc can't afford the real poo poo



i;m starting to cry uncontrollably



*extremely reince voice*

this is fine, this tastes fine



trip report: it was not fine, i now feel as bad as priebus looks



had to make sure to finish the "milk" at the bottom, pic is now as blurry as the future for the gop

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Sep 12, 2006

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cash crab posted:

This reminds me: today I found an entire octopus in the dishpit in a big tub. I was very alarmed. He was not.

Keep talking.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Haverchuck posted:

This is like a 4 or 5 on the bristol stool chart

Better Bristol than Apgar, IMO.

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Sep 12, 2006

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RNG posted:

Urgh. I can do a lot of things, but I don't think I could eat something still/recently living.

Fresh oysters are good, you might want to make an exception.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Someone needs remedial gazpacho training.

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Sep 12, 2006

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rear end struggle posted:

That's Mexican street corn. It's good.

Isn't Mexican street corn usually on the cob?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Xen Tricks posted:

L'asphalte Gastronomique

L'assault gastronomique

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Sep 12, 2006

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cyberia posted:

Why yes, I would like a sandwich comprised entirely of beige for lunch. How did you know?

Let's leave egg salad out of this.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Blue corn chips = good, sorry.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Decrepus posted:

Pizzas like this are why I support stronger government pizza regulations.

Can we at least get background checks and a waiting period?

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Sep 12, 2006

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left_unattended posted:

I've always put butter on the outside, so the bread goes nice and crispy. I thought that was normal.

It's mandatory, in fact.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Somfin posted:

Otherwise you've got a toasted cheese sandwich and who ever heard of one of those

Right.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Data Graham posted:

How do m&ms individually lose structural integrity? I can't even picture how this happened.

The shell can shatter, and if they then get old they can get crumbly.

Source: I don't want to talk about it.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Somfin posted:

Post your goonlair

I have a kid, you learn things you don't want to learn.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Hope not, but if so remember to post pics here!

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Sep 12, 2006

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sweeperbravo posted:

blown glass tampons

Yikes.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Aramek posted:

I also like to make double cooked pork on special occasions.



It also doesn't photograph well. It's glop on rice.

That's suitable for framing.

In my mouth.

Because I would eat it.

Again, using my mouth.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Tiggum posted:

If it's good gin, it tastes great on its own so you put less/no vermouth. :shrug:

When I have a good rum, I have a rum & coke but without the coke.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Introduce wild pandas, under the Australian Pest Control Doctrine.

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Sep 12, 2006

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mostlygray posted:

Zubrowka has Bison Grass in it which, if you get it in Poland, has coumarin in it so is a blood thinner. In the US, it's fake flavoring. I like it, but no-one else does.

I love it.

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Sep 12, 2006

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

What else would you think it could be if not a crouton? Shrimp?

My first guess was an onion ring. Or maybe a battered strip of bacon and anchovy!

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Sep 12, 2006

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Square cut is good if you're feeding younger kids.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Hirayuki posted:

And poutine made with leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy is fantastic.

Holy poo poo.

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Sep 12, 2006

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https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184

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Sep 12, 2006

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pour custard over each person who cannot drink your refrigerator

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Sep 12, 2006

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Yawgmoth posted:

An impossible statement.

while it may be philosophically impossible, I assure you that there are digestive limits

E: sorry for doubling

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Sep 12, 2006

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Who hasn't made a monocookie before? It's a rite of passage.

Square cut is best, fwiw.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Yawgmoth posted:

Malt vinegar.



Also lemon wedges.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Vinegar is for pickling.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Has to be fake.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Nascardad posted:

I was scrolling on FB at 3am without my glasses. First glance it looked like a poop in a toilet.

So then you took your contacts out?

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's not a link, fool.

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