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I like to play a game. Whenever the title contains a question, I answer it before reading any of the post. Very, very rarely do I have to change my answer.
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Haifisch posted:How old do the skull fragments have to be to count as 'vintage'? Asking for a friend. They need to predate the move to polymer skulls in the 80s.
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Aug 13, 2017 02:11
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:there was a lady who gave birth and people watched the baby come out, and then they immediately did a DNA test on the baby and the mom I believe people who've had a bone marrow transplant can end up having different blood-test-dna than cheek-swab-dna (because their blood in being manufactured by the transplanted bone marrow).
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Aug 16, 2017 06:06
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I carry twenty phones, nineteen of which are decoys containing false information. I regularly rotate which is the 'real' one.
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Aug 23, 2017 03:44
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maskenfreiheit posted:My [17F] stepfather [50sM] acts very inappropriately toward me and I don’t know what to tell my pregnant mother [39f] "He fell down the stairs."
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Aug 27, 2017 08:34
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maskenfreiheit posted:I (24m) told one of my closest female friends since high school that I loved her and my gf (24f) read our texts and wants nothing to do with me. You dumbass. You absolute moron.
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Aug 28, 2017 04:11
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ZearothK posted:I am starting to believe all those blowjob stories were written one-handed. 30 minutes to and from. Or 15 minutes one way. About a kilometer and a half (or a 'mile' as Americans call it.) That's in the range where even if you have a car it's barely worth using it.
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Sep 4, 2017 03:42
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Danaru posted:Do I wait until the rider takes control? What would you do? I would get the gently caress out of its way. I mean, how is this even a question?
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Sep 6, 2017 07:30
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Gorilla Salad posted:How many rounds from a 9mm before a clydesdale would even notice it was being shot? One. Guns are loud and horses don't like loud noises.
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Sep 6, 2017 11:31
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Fil5000 posted:It wasn't illegal until people started making GBS threads raw fish lasagne into it. At that point it was immediately a crime. Raw fish lasagne with mayo on it, made ahead of time, then allowed to sit out at a potluck. I'm pretty sure the OP's wife needs to be investigated for possible breaches of the Biological Weapons Convention.
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Sep 8, 2017 12:04
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Pick posted:I [21F] can't keep financially supporting my [23M] boyfriendRelationships Be aware that he will also consider housework etc to be 'beneath him'.
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Sep 12, 2017 05:21
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Barudak posted:Within an idiot digging in a well theyre trapped in metaphor this is someone requesting bid proposals on well drilling. Somebody is getting well drilled, but i don't think it's him.
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Sep 18, 2017 03:02
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [20F] use a Hitachi Magic Wand to treat my fibromyalgia. My parents [50s MF] are convinced I'm a harlot and confiscated it. This wouldn't be so bad on its own, but now the whole family knows and the pastor is visiting our house tomorrow. and now everyone knows, including the pastor, who is coming over to correct my sinning ways. If she's cranking it in her own bedroom, didn't that mean she's not running around with boys and getting knocked up? Seems like the opposite of being a harlot IMO.
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Sep 21, 2017 03:02
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fruit on the bottom posted:It could easily be the thing in her entire life she's most ashamed of. And, of the things mentioned, is probably the one I'd least hold against her. (Most is DUI. gently caress drunk-drivers.)
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Oct 4, 2017 08:12
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:That woman who wanted her bf to euthanize his cat belongs on a watchlist, I'm 100% sure that someday I'm gonna read an article about her killing her kids and then herself She's not going to kill herself. She'll look confused when the police show up and calmly explain that she just did the rational thing.
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Oct 6, 2017 04:13
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Anime was a mistake.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:20
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Mirthless posted:the anime is called Eromanga which is really all you should need to know this isn't appropriate for children Or anyone else.
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Oct 10, 2017 06:01
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It's time we in this country sat down and had a serious talk about anime control. No honest man needs more than four episodes.
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Oct 10, 2017 08:38
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Doesn’t she also use animal-based insulin, insisting it’s because of how important to animal welfare she is? Why not use biosynthetic insulin?
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Oct 11, 2017 06:44
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noether posted:Can insults against gamers be classed as a hate crime They'll be 14th up against the wall when the revolution comes. (I'd say first but seriously there's a lot of competition for that spot.)
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Oct 25, 2017 02:46
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Admiral Ray posted:Set the clown on fire. Do you really think a flaming creepy clown is better? Do you?
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Oct 25, 2017 05:13
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Doc Hawkins posted:They married into a human family. That's at least a little weird. The family are also dogs. They're just weirdos who like pretending to be a human.
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Oct 27, 2017 05:54
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My Linux Rig posted:No there isn’t American cops? Because i don't want to die?
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Oct 30, 2017 02:48
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Isn't it straight-up Incitement regardless of jurisdiction? Since he specifically encouraged people to do something
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Nov 3, 2017 09:19
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ArbitraryC posted:
A shitbag? He jumped on a live grenade for his brother.
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Nov 7, 2017 08:56
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I think that crosses the line into 'sexual assault'. Please break his kneecaps and/or get him kicked out.
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Nov 13, 2017 08:10
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Beachcomber posted:My biggest memory of being at a wedding as a child was repeatedly going to the bartender and asking for more cherries. Repeatedly. She talks about a 'promotion' later, and I'm not sure what that applies to except pro-wrestling.
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Nov 14, 2017 09:13
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UrbanLabyrinth posted:Maybe MMA? 'Smashing things' is also considered a job skill, and MMA doesn't (usually) let you use props.
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Nov 14, 2017 11:41
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"God Warrior" makes me think this lady is some kind of whackjob cultist and grandma is trying to save the baby. I think they're referring to Grandma as a god-warrior because she's a nutso cultist (and possibly calls herself that).
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Nov 15, 2017 12:15
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girl pants posted:I really want to know what commissary items he is using for survival Ramen packets.
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Nov 16, 2017 22:42
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Admiral Ray posted:Pretend to get a tattoo. Like apply one of those transfers, wait for her to get a 'matching' tattoo, then pull it off and yell "psych!" ?
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Nov 20, 2017 06:46
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Mocking Bird posted:Poor dude needs some meds and to keep seeing his psychologist True. Needs a psychiatrist i think, as well as a psychologist.
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Nov 20, 2017 07:29
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And cloakdog.
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Nov 21, 2017 00:11
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The bitcoin guy wants to buy drugs and/or child porn using them*, and doesn't want his real name associated with the purchase. *Probably CP, nobody cares about the people buying drugs
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Nov 29, 2017 05:28
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I dislike children. But I recognise one important point: children are an absolute requirement for the continued existence of society. Without children, i will eventually die cold starving and alone. As will everybody else. Given that, we are going to have to arrange for some people to have and raise children. I don't know how we're going to come up with the wages for that, let alone expenses... Wait, you say people will do it for free? And not only that, but they'll pay the costs or of their own pocket? Wow. We should... let them, i guess. And thank them for their sacrifice.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:15
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Get drunk and gently caress the stripper at the hens night. Problem solved.
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Dec 5, 2017 00:56
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Admiral Ray posted:The trick to it is buying it off Alibaba for cheap and then selling it for like 4 times the price, but since you're buying in bulk it works out. Write a quick (2-3 paragraph) creepypasta about how the item is 'haunted' and you should be able to clear 30 times, easy.
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Dec 5, 2017 08:06
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quote:Should I just go with what my husband wants, in order to avoid these blowups? You should go with what your daughter wants, in order to avoid these blowups.
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Dec 6, 2017 09:17
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fruit on the bottom posted:My [23M] girlfriend [29F], 2 yr relationship, said "is it a diamond, because you know I'll get it checked?" quote:Being an engineer We could tell.
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Blade Runner posted:Investing money in buttcoin to get your wife titty implants is a bad idea but do it anyway Well, yeah. He needs to be investing in boobcoin.
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