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datajugend posted:qualified for mensa but doesnt know what to do. tote up a bags posted:oh now THAT'S a We know the IQ cutoff for MENSA is 132 (on the Stanford-Binet), what’s the cutoff for the murder society?
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I'd had trouble saying no to my mom if she carried multiple knives on her too. To be fair, a lot of people already have trouble saying “no” when your mom calls them over
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Fiance (35m) and I (31f) might break up over our politics. I thought this was going to take a different direction and the end of the post would reveal that the OP was pro-Kav and the fiancé was a Democrat
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QuarkJets posted:kicking him to the curb and maybe mocking his comically tiny penis and balls The answer to most things in the thread
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Theophany posted:Over 200k randos have rubbed one out to my gf Or one rando has rubbed one out 200k times.
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quote:Author: /u/Weed_Problems
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snergle posted:eminems next interview toxic masuclinity rhymes with ______ idiot He’s got a rhyming disease
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I mean yes under perfect conditions there shouldn’t be anything wrong with someone using something of yours on any clean part of their body but that sounds a lot like how elementary physics textbooks assume every object is a frictionless sphere in a vacuum. In this case instead of frictionless spheres you have a butthole.
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Going back to the 3DS post a bit, is it possible this is a generational or class thing? Younger people and especially younger people from families of means might be used to getting new electronics all the time because a new Samsung came out this year or you dropped your old one or whatever, so each individual one doesn’t have much significance attached to it, but if you’re a little older and you grew up saving your allowance for a year to get a Game Boy then each piece of plastic and circuitry can take on much more emotional weight. Barudak posted:As a sommelier, may I point out to sirs and madams that while colloquially MD 20/20 is referred to as "Mad Dog" the MD is for Mogen David. If you would like I can provide a small flight sampler to pick which of their flavors are most to your liking. Holy poo poo what??? How did I not know this?
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Refreshingly, this is a case where the chocolate is actually not for the children.
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quote:I have a tolerable relationship with my mother. She doesn’t have a history of making good choices, and the short version of the long story of my childhood is that she did not protect me from physical abuse.
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therobit posted:100% chance the new husband has done time, 50% chance it was for a sex crime against a child. What I can’t get is, even if it’s that, why not just not mention it? The dude wouldn’t have PEDO tattooed on his forehead. Just introduce him and don’t talk about it! Unless it’s someone the letter writer would recognize immediately 
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Palemdromes posted:Okay, I didn't want to do this but here's the situation: their child escaped their house and entered a nearby dentist's office and was detained until I found them. No harm came to them and it was their fault for not locking the door when the left. What is a reasonable amount of time to be angry at someone for something that you are partially responsible for? Are you the parent, the person who was watching the child, the dentist, or the child themselves?
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LabyaMynora posted:20% chance the new husband is actually a new wife and mom is extremely closeted with regards to her daughter. That occurred to me too, or maybe like the mom has been racist her whole life but fell in love with and married a black guy and is super embarrassed about it.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:i didn't read that one carefully but if it's possible that the mom re-married the dad that's my bet You had the same reaction I did, I think that’s the safest bet. She’s remarried the guy who abused her daughter and convinced everyone else in the family to keep the daughter in the dark about it. It’s hosed up but it’s the thing that makes the most sense to me.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Exactly my thoughts, too. Yeah. Should I have posted a link? Sorry. Those Slate columns do get updates sometimes but there’s no guarantee.
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That other story about the fake chocolate allergy and the campus stalking is wild as gently caress though
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Moon Atari posted:Even if he actually has money dating Elon Musk is a bad romantic decision, let alone trying to support the broke version. Even if his poo poo actually takes off he’s just liable to pull a Steve Jobs and screw her (and his daughter for good measure) out of seeing a dime of the money he makes.
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therobit posted:Parenting fail #1: Allowing a baby to drink Pepsi. WTF? Uh, more importantly, leaving a glass where the baby can reach it.  that could have gone extremely badly
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Leon Einstein posted:She's a weirdo, but why do so many people talk about how they had sex with other people? Some people may find it hot, but most people are weird about it. There’s a middle ground here between finding it hot and being disgusted by it where it’s just a thing that happened and you don’t care that much
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Gonna start imagining Pick as Julian from Trailer Park Boys
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Pirate Radar posted:Gonna start imagining Pick as Julian from Trailer Park Boys I want to make it clear that this is a compliment
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Dear Prudence, I’m Living in a Meme:quote:Dear Prudence,
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ArbitraryC posted:Is there a reason people itt post dear prudence questions without the answers? I've never seen an article where both weren't included. Just speaking for myself, I do it because I find the answers themselves to be clear-headed, reasonable, good advice, and this isn’t the thread to read about people being clear-headed and reasonable. I’d happily start doing it if people preferred it, though.
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ArbitraryC posted:Can't speak for everyone but my first response is "what was the response" and I google it while being mildly annoyed it wasn't included. Meh, no worries. Like I said I can start doing it. SirSamVimes posted:Is it okay if I'm like this, full head swivel and all but for cute dogs instead of attractive people? I do this too, but so does my girlfriend so it works.
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Leon Einstein posted:Guys not finishing really seems to mess women up in the head. I've heard lots is women complain and break up with guys over this when it is clearly an issue with the guy, not them. How do you mean? In my own experience I've found this to have to do with people's gendered expectations about the "roles" in the relationship--if a woman has trouble finishing then a lot of people (not everybody, naturally, but a lot of people) will lay it on the guy she's with for not doing enough (and this is often warranted) but if a guy has trouble finishing then it's also assumed to be his fault, which I think is a symptom of our patriarchal idea of what sex is like (men are constantly ejaculating horndogs).
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This is a weird deja vu conversation because I was also talking about the Duck family tree with goons IRL today.
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also tag yourself I'm Dirty Dingus McDuck
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horse balls though I mean it really does look great, the first two also ruled so I'll probably pick it up when it hits PCs.
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quote:Omg sooo many chicks with short hair, big round spectacles & black turtle necks doing and odd mixture of seething anger while still patting themselves on the back for clearing up whether a woman was raped or not. What?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Q: Why didn't you call out through the door? A: Our front door is a solid oak slab surrounded by equally solid stone walls, there's no window or pane of thinner material that lets sound carry. I could scream bloody murder and no one outside would hear it. I’m gonna need a lovely MSPaint drawing to illustrate this poorly-engineered loving castle fortification of a house that doesn’t let you see who’s on the other side of the door without opening it.
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What if he doesn’t have his cock out but it’s the racist person of short stature from In Bruges? E: I went and checked and updated with the way that guy prefers to be described Pirate Radar fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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I don’t think it’s funny that he’s a little person, I don’t think it’s funny (per se) that he got kicked, but I do think it’s funny that that top commenter read “masturbating little person somewhere in the UK” and was immediately able to be like “Oh, you met Davie!”
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [32F] Suspect My Best Friend Of Drugging My Husband [35M] Over an Argument Yeah because she planned the whole thing because she’s in love with the OP, it’s gonna be a great movie in ten years after Sara kills them both and makes them into chairs BloodRed posted:Pick turns another man insane Let’s be fair, it’s 2018, women can have big dick energy too bell jar posted:more like big pick energy 
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The husband claims there’s no sex happening and no money changing hands and that his friend is a straight sex worker anyway... so why even mention that he’s a sex worker? Hmmmmmmmmmm
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incredible flesh posted:after two women have sex they hunt down a male and dismember him together. you might be one of those and die without the sex, but ok i'll sign you up for the next astral tour of my planet for exactly this reason I’m having “lol nice” tattooed on my bones
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There are some places where that would be okay I guess
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I hate to get autistic about the bra thing but I can definitely see why a woman would get uncomfortable with a) learning that her boyfriend still has something of his ex’s, especially lingerie, and b) being asked if she wants said intimate item. Even if logically he just forgot he had it and there’s nothing weird about him keeping it she might still feel strange about it. Personally if it was me in the banana hammock scenario I’d wear the hand-me-down banana hammock (after washing it, obviously) but other people wouldn’t and that’s fine. Now this loving Jane/Mary story is loving wild, gotta feel bad for everyone except the husband here.
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