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Resting Lich Face posted:Man gently caress those guys. I think that's why the whole stay at home dad gig gets such dubious credibity. For every guy being a great dad and involved in pulling their weight, there's probably two others riding on the concept of being so 'progressive' as an excuse to do as little as possible.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 17:55 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:46 |
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Biohazard posted:Yeah we seriously need to rethink how we handle time off for parents in this country. And while I think the first part of that needs to be ensuring that mothers get paid maternity leave, paternity leave is pretty drat important from what I've seen. Having a kid absolutely wrecks a body for a period, I don't think many people realize how major of a deal it really is. So to just go "take some time off and take care of screaming, making GBS threads, puking infant and keep it from dying all by yourself" really isn't a great solution. Depending on the couple's strategy, paternity leave can be used directly after mom goes back to work to maximize the amount of time the baby has with a full time parent. At least in CA each parent can take six weeks paid+six weeks unpaid which means that child will get the first six months of their life with mom then dad before both have to go to work. That's being pretty optimistic though, since childbirth can be hard on many women. What sucks is how much pressure parents have to return to work, not just dads but moms as well. My sister in law only took a few weeks off after she had a kid because her work threw such a massive guilt trip for her to come back sooner and my brother was unemployed at the time.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 18:15 |
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Power Khan posted:My gf pisses in an ice cream bucket and throws it out the window at night I swear there are more piss bottlers than people with clinical depression it seems. Laziness is just an excuse, they just love hoarding up those jars of liquid gold. A Wizard of Goatse posted:did you miss the part where that guy's dad is whaling on him as just a casual thing
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 21:13 |
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MasBrillante posted:Gotta be honest; I think it’s loving hilarious that this woman still exceeds the bar set on a table in hell by male piss-bottlers and dumps her piss outside. I haven't discounted the possibility there is some rube Goldberg device hidden in the bushes that funnels the urine into some homemade bottling plant in the basement.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 21:50 |
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Biohazard posted:NTA. I'll never understand people who can't grasp that not everyone is seeking out a relationship at every point in their lives. Relationships can be great and fulfilling, but since this guy sounds like he's trying his best to just be a really good parent, there's absolutely no reason he should feel any bullshit pressure to "get back out there" just because this chick is so co-dependent she can't imagine life without a SO. Not to mention that dating gets complicated by single parenthood. It's not just about him and her, it's him, her, and how his kid fits into all of it. And it is totally possible that he might be just put off by the type of women that are a little too enthusiastic about dating a single dad..
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 22:00 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:
*Tubthumping by Chumbawumba starts playing in the background *
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 23:15 |
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Xaris posted:yeah, gently caress this rear end in a top hat. i hope he gets condemned to applebees hell in fat suburbia hell alone for the rest of his life. enjoy those bloomin onions i guess. I'm certain I've gotten stuck behind this kind of guy at Panda Express. You know, the annoying person who holds up the line because he's micromanaging the poor worker to get the maximum possible portions. "If I'm gonna pay a dollar extra for walnut shrimp you better be getting me a goddamn mountain of shrimp!"
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 17:36 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA if I haven’t talked to my sister in a month after she ruined a family photo and made my wife cry at our wedding reception?
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 00:57 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Girlfriend [26F] Broke Up With Me [28M] and is Furious I Went No Contact Without Telling Her.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 06:31 |
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Is the updated version of the ride really that bad?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 06:31 |
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Scathach posted:Ahaha gently caress that guy. She's definitely an rear end in a top hat but that's not a bad thing. Maybe if more creeps actually had consequences to their lovely behavior they would start hiding their creepiness and go back to masturbating to animal porn in the dark and avoiding women completely. She should sue the school for not acting sooner since her complaints about the guy were validated but only when they found out he thought Hitler was cool.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 04:06 |
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sneakyfrog posted:how old are these people? LIGHTS OUT *cries for hours*
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 00:31 |
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I really wonder what happens when the rug is pulled out from under these lazy guys. A lot of them don't change for such a long time because they're in an environment where there's zero personal incentive for them to be more independent. If you had someone in your life catering to your every need and you were not ashamed of it, why would you want anything else? Which is why it's interesting when that support system actually goes away. Without a mom or wife to nock off of, how well do they fare? Probably the most infuriating are the ones that suddenly get a job and wipe their own rear end PERFECTLY FINE, indicating they were certainly capable of it all along but just let others do all the work. There was a type of sociopath like this in the book 'The sociopath next door'. Their gimmick was that they were very manipulative at doing as little work as possible in life. Like it wasn't even learned helplessness because they were perfectly functional in theory, they just had zero shame in getting everyone else to take care of them.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 00:23 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
I know a couple 'stay at home dads' that are like this. They are home all the time, but don't really take care of their kid in spite of having all the time - that task often gets delegated to a female relative like mom or a sister. That's really depressing he doesn't even hold his daughter though I'm also assuming he just pops in earplugs or something when his daughter is crying in the middle of the night? The passive agressive solution to these lazy guys is to make NOT contributing more work than changing your kid's goddamn diaper. They can spend 5 minutes changing a baby or spend 2 hours arguing with their spouse about it.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 16:33 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:No, he just ignores the baby when she cries. I imagine more than once my friend has told him it's his turn, and he just rolls over and sleeps, knowing she will eventually do it if he doesn't. Same thing in regards to diapers, laundry, etc. He refuses to be left home with her either. Kid is barely four, five months old. I can't wait till she starts crawling or walking. I really think we should waive the 'domestic violence is never okay' rule for manchildren like this who likely justify their inaction by saying "it's not my job".
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 22:13 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I feel like any kind of thread canon would be relatively simple: Family Poop Knife Berth El Pup
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 21:59 |
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There was a bit in season 3 where a guy was humping a woman to the rhythm of a bass track they could hear through their hotel walls. I'd like to think the writers drew on the Tetris Humper story for inspiration.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 20:31 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:No and I'm not going to out the person who it is. I asked my wife if she watched the full video and she gave me a disgusted look, she just deleted it immediately when she saw the thumbnail. I asked if I could see it, or if I could get a snapshot of the email to share with y'all, and she expressed concern that I'm spending too much time online and not enough time caring for my newborn baby (who is a writhing pile of beetles but i digress) Let she who is without sin cast the first beetle
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 21:58 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:One of my friends did not want to have kids. He and his wife were on the same page until her sister had a baby, the first grandchild in the family. Then she quickly said she wanted a baby too. He, being for once a responsible manchild (and he is a manchild), said no. For some weeks this was a huge fight, with her saying she wanted a baby just because, and him saying no, because then the spare room wouldn't hold his movie collection and Funko Pops, it'd be the baby's room. And also he liked to be able to go to theme parks and travel whenever he wanted. He liked being an uncle, he would have hated being a dad. She insisted they could do it.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2019 01:57 |
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Power Khan posted:A couple of comments later, he posts that she's filipina. The chance that she'd jettison these leeching assholes is close to zero. My wife has a Filipina co worker who was going to get guilted into spending $40,000 in savings to remodel her parents house. When she talked to my wife about it, she was reminded that she could easily afford to buy a condo instead. Given how much prices jumped up since then, I can't imagine how worse off she would have been had she spent it on her parents.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 15:59 |
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Blade Runner posted:Oh god I'm an old man now
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 16:57 |
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Admiralty Flag posted:One more data point...
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 17:17 |
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Aren't dachshunds the kind of dog that strongly bonds to one owner and will be violent and agressive to anyone else (including spouses or children)? My friend used to have one that was a raging rear end in a top hat to anyone that wasn't her or her sister. I wouldn't be keen on spending Thanksgiving around a dog constantly trying to shred my ankles.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 21:12 |
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R/relationships: Enter the Farting
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 23:45 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:46 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:lol in ten years we're gonna have asset forfeiture for twelve year olds. get fuckin ready Forfeit what, their precious vape pens?
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 07:33 |