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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ehud posted:

my oldest sister got really into drugs and hit a telephone pole while driving drunk and high. She died at 22 years old

then my other sister got pregnant when she was 15 and the dad got locked up in prison while she was pregnant, then she became a stripper and also got really into drugs because that lifestyle is hell, then she got fired because she fell and broke her arm while stripping and then she got pregnant again by a different guy who was abusive and didn't work and so they broke up and he said he was leaving with their son, so I was like 16 I had to break in to their house and essentially kidnap my nephew in the middle of the night and then my sister gave up custody of both of her kids to my mom because she doesn't care about them, then my sister just had another baby recently with a different guy and neither one of them works and they just live off food stamps and live with the the guy's parents

we don't talk anymore because she invited my wife and I to her birthday party and when we got there she threatened to beat up my wife lol

:catstare:

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Its Rinaldo posted:

JJ Watt thinks Skyline is the best chili

he's only wrong in that Gold Star is better

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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BlindSite posted:

Glad those NFL players are kneeling for those white video nurses.

it's crazy that colin kaepernick came out and said "it's okay when police beat up white devils", and hell, i agree

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

over/under on whether Trump has learned his lesson from his shoddy handling of Harvey and actually looks presidential this time?

the over/under is 5

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Eli Wiggum posted:

I may have learned the science behind it in high school and just blocked it from my memory until now, but my dumb rear end just realized that all hurricanes occur in the Atlantic

They're called something else if they form elsewhere yeah

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Nixon's SecDef allegedly told the Joint Chiefs to ignore any nuclear strike order that wasn't approved by him, during the time that Nixon was being driven insane by the fallout around Watergate

so there's (unwritten, certainly unconstitutional) precedent

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Leperflesh posted:

the nuclear armed militaries of south sudan, venezuela, madagascar, lichtenstein, and the vatican

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ehud posted:

I honestly don't believe I will ever die :shrug:

i'm the protagonist of reality actually so it's me who is immortal

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Eli Wiggum posted:

Shaun King is a bit of a twat and may or may not be the male version of Rachel Dolezal

he's the level of woke where it becomes a bit much yeah but his heart is in the right place

FizFashizzle posted:

McClellan gets a bad rap.

he justifiably does because the job of a general in that time is to build and then use an army, and he was amazing at the first half and trash garbage at the second

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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https://twitter.com/julianassange/status/921460341103620096

When you’re not mad

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Thaddius the Large posted:

This is hilarious, Twitter management are scum but I’m all for trolling the poo poo out of Assange.


E: skwirl beat me to it a bit

assange using that little blue diamond emoji because Twitter hasn’t verified him is the most pitiful poo poo. it owns. why are horrible people driven insane by Twitter verification and the lack of it

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Why did RG3 show people his medical forms

because he's an idiot

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Its Rinaldo posted:

My mil history prof spent a lot of time just making GBS threads on Monty which I was cool with

In the spring of 1925 he had already begun a campaign to win the affections of a beautiful girl whom he met in Dinard, on a golfing holiday with his battalion colonel. Loath to waste time, the innocent 37-year-old Major Montgomery proposed to the innocent 17-year-old music student, Betty Anderson, at the end of his first dance with her, giving rise to a reckless series of proposals which Betty turned down, to the disappointment of her parents who saw Montgomery as a man with a future.

:chloe:

according to wikipedia his courtship methods included talking about how he'd deploy tanks and such

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

Hey baby, wanna see how I'd assault your fortified bunker?

survey says: no

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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CyberPingu posted:

Why are we voting to keep RG3? What did he do this time?

he was told to stay away from the chat thread, and couldn't stop himself from posting here after he got banned from discord

because he has no self-control and is a pitiful trainwreck of a human

Black Sunshine posted:

Bring your taco truck to Northeast Ohio and I'll be your best customer, tia

There's gotta be a good one here in Fort Lauderdale somewhere...

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ehud posted:

guys the bride is Jewish and they just played Butterfly Kisses for the daughter/dad dance

it's a song that talks about a kid talking to Jesus as her dad puts her to bed

lol

I was at a wedding once (peripherally, didn't know anyone) and the first song they played after things were official was "Before He Cheats"

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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seiferguy posted:

I ate breakfast, lunch and dinner at my work's cafeteria. For free. Am I the problem?

you're only the problem if you didn't take a poo poo on company time too

take all you can

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Its Rinaldo posted:

Is this spawn of Ungoliant into me?

you're not into her? she's got legs for days

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

raise your hand if you're shocked louis ck is a sex offender


it was reported years ago that he made some female comics watch him while he masturbated

didn't matter before, but it all extremely does now

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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seiferguy posted:

First, one of my favorite actors comes out as a sexual harasser. Now my favorite comedian.

I need to pick better favorites.

who's your favorite poster?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

Why is there a Skyline Chili in Ft Lauderdale

there are two and gently caress you it’s all that keeps me going sometimes

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

biggest thing people do is put too much oil in their fryers so that when they put the turkey in it overflows and everything is now on fire.

that's the cool thing to do actually

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Uterine Lineup posted:

I think single parents are the true super heroes.

the Venn Diagram intersection of Single Parents and Firefighters is where you'll actually find super heroes, friend

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Spoeank posted:

Imagine the meltdown a Kamala Harris presidency would cause on the right. It would be Obama x Hillary.


yeah but harris' successor, just extrapolating from recent trends here, would be donald sterling

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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pubic works project posted:

It's cool y'all. Uncle Joe Biden is gonna run and save us all.

dunno if you're being ironic here

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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a smart animal would've used all 8 of its weird legs to run away from being eaten. it's not smart

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

It's not bad, kinda gamey

President Obama??????

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

Too big to be prime eligible

i find your lack of faith disturbing

fake e: shows as prime eligible in the search screen but apparently they're short on supply now

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jota posted:



wait holy poo poo Caro is alive?

yes. state department somehow got him out

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:


In-n-out also puts mayo on their burgers by default bleck

mayo on burgers owns

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

mayo as a concept was a mistake

(except on banh mi)

you're wrong in so many ways

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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fishing with the fam posted:

Stall until 2 am so everyone voting on the bill is exhausted and just wants to go home.
- A quality process for producing quality legislation

they also pissed off flake and collins without whom they can't pass poo poo

hopefully

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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incroyable

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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today i learned how to spin an airplane and recover it.

it is spectacularly fun

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Coffee is for the weak.

:wrong:

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