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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

He almost gets it. It's adorable.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
thought there were a bunch of newly-doomed Trumpfuckers getting posted but it's just a slapfight about cops goddamnit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

drat, coulter is so desperate to be relevant again that she has resorted to factually correct statements

Truly, we live in terrifying times.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

lol rhizzone

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nanomashoes posted:

It’s a good article.

its still the loving rhizzone dude

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Eat This Glob posted:

no joke, the poo poo fumes will goddamn kill you http://nasdonline.org/1186/d001028/niosh-warns-manure-pits-continue-to-claim-lives.html

people drown in corn and go down to dookie fumes all the time. farmers need a thin brown line flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQZaUixmpA&t=603s

Vincent Van Goatse has issued a correction as of 00:47 on May 2, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

US intervention is bad but Maduro has done more to destroy the Venezuelan social safety net than the US ever could

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Samovar posted:

Speak for yourself, I'm circumcised in my heart.

I've got some bad news about your son's bris, Mrs. Goldstein.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Six of 2018's top ten best cities for small businesses are in California.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Militant Lesbian posted:

Pierre Schaeffer was already doing all the interesting and influential poo poo that the beatles were too timid and unadventurous to even try, 20+ years before the beatles even formed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Schaeffer

take the yellow submarine dildo out of your mouth and learn some actual music history and you might find that most of the actually seriously influential musicians in history (such as Big Mama Thornton) do all the actual innovating and creating of new genres, only to be copied by other bands that then go on to make all the top 10 hits you know (like elvis or the beatles or led zeppelin)

Ma'am, this is a Tower Records. Do you want this CD or not?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

oh dear

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nottherealaborn posted:

I still don’t get why republicans pretend to care about abortions so much anyways

because in most cases they've either convinced themselves its actually evil baby murder or their voters believe it is so they have to play along

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Ayn Rand sucks. Even the South Park dudes made fun of her.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Grape posted:

making GBS threads on poor rural white people is bad, but constantly trying to turn them into some noble uncultivated proletariat waiting for that one conversation with an internet guy is also stupid.

:hai:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

got any sevens posted:

speaking of trump voters, too bad maureen dowd didnt die of weed od

goddamn she still has a job

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I just drink.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they tend to think the cities depend on these rural populations and that their taxes or nonexistent farm labor underpin america at large

seriously, it's wild

In other words, they still think it's 60 years ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Yeah, my college dorm was built in the 60s and had coed bathrooms from the beginning. Every toilet was in its own stall, problem solved.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Don't forget these gems from the Doomsday Preppers show. God that was a thing of beauty.

Dude fires a rifle inside a duck blind and temporarily loses hearing and gets a little concussed. Proceeds to cry and nearly have a total breakdown on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU

Where the gently caress was the dud's ear protection? Looks like he was wearing earmuffs and using his hand :laffo:

No poo poo you're gonna feel sick if you don't have decent ear protection you fat wuss.

Vincent Van Goatse has issued a correction as of 03:07 on Oct 20, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElGroucho posted:

It's the father's fault for taking his child to a loving firing range, what an idiot

It's absolutely this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Zeno-25 posted:

Yeah during one of the debates, Cruz tried to make the point about JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN not being representative of conservative family values and Trump pretty much just said 9/11 gently caress YOU

I'm pretty sure that was the last time his surviving neurons fired before the brain worms took over completely.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElGroucho posted:

lmao at still defending poor whites for their trump vote

Hope they all die of opiods

That guy was TheSaurus, just FYI.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
TRAPPED IN BREXIT FACTORY, SEND HELP

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Tom Brady's career is hopefully going to die under Trump

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Kennel posted:

So should I start rooting for war now?

No. What the gently caress is wrong with you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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even Joe Rogan is struggling to not disbelieve this poo poo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Drunkboxer posted:

how was bush an outsider choice?

His opponent was the Vice President.

That's the logic that makes Bush an outsider. It doesn't make any sense if you think about it for even a moment, but it isn't like these people are doing any thought about politics anyway.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Trump voter dies in rocket crash, fails to prove Earth was flat.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Ugh, no. You go back in time, just barely stop Booth, so Lincoln almost gets assassinated, gets super pissed, completely crushes the white southern gentry, and makes reconstruction actually work.

This is the correct answer. Also bring Karl Marx over for some private chats at the White House.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

galagazombie posted:

While the whole "The Founding Fathers were supervillians who duped gullible farmers" narrative is inviting, it really doesn't hold up.

shut up there's no place for actual facts in this discussion

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

jesus tittyfucking

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

aww, that's a shame

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Grape posted:

The truest form of leftism is middle class white boys feeling put off by the news cycle and running from their country to feel slightly better about where they live.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
It's almost like there's more than one kind of funny.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Kitfox88 posted:

it's a trump rally not a biden rally

oh my god you're so loving clever

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



someone shaved the grand nagus

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I have no idea how long three quarters of a mile is but I'm a fat loving lump of poo poo and I can walk several km without getting blisters.

It's a bit more than 1 km.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I have a personal rule about not wishing that people get potentially-fatal illnesses but drat if I'm not being sorely tempted

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
what mindless rhyming idiocy will they have to repeat now that Trump Has Been Stumped?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Motherfucking Mitch McConnell used to run on election reform.

He's been trying his best. Not all reforms are good.

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