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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



If you started there it might be more productive

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://twitter.com/KarencaCarvajal/status/1243271447750950912?s=19

e:f;b

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Mr Interweb posted:

isn't this a few weeks old?

i mean, it's still hilarious, of course

March 14th + 2 weeks = March 28, so yes

doesn't make it not funny and worth revisiting!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Clicked on that link, read it, then came back to post it in this thread :negative:

I am like an ant.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



We all are

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1250589084340412417

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


We thought he was Strong Daddy but he's actually Papa Nurgle

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



You chose... poorly

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1251615953978306564

“If Trump had gone on TV with a mask on and said, ‘Hey this is serious,’ I don’t think he would have gone," the daughter added.

if he was making decisions based on what Trump told him to do then he was never going to survive anyway

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Victory Position posted:

fresh virulent COVID
only in Florida

come to Florida we got COVID

forget china!

floridaaaaaaa
ohh floridaaaaaa
where the chuds aaaaaaare
and the coooviiiiiid

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/1251532234504515595

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Stoatbringer posted:

I knew a couple who met at a happy-clappy church and decided to get married. They had planned to remain celibate until marriage, in line with their stricy beliefs. But after a while got horny and decided that hey it must be fine with God after all, otherwise why would He allow us to have these feelings for each other?

This is why we got kicked out of the Garden

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


BattleMaster posted:

ghouls walk among us and this is what they look like

wish this tweet had been posted a week or two ago so i could joke about it without getting banned :sigh:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


davidspackage posted:

Nobody is held accountable anymore. Nobody.

"Anymore"? As of when?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


cmndstab posted:

Did anyone bother to ask him why he would "sarcastically" joke about injecting bleach during a press conference ostensibly for giving out advice regarding coronavirus?

Be nice. Don't be threatening. This is why no one trusts the media anymore.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Strong Sauce posted:

honestly how many of these "protestors" are not white... some kind of weird thing going on.. :thinkface:

Black people got hit super hard, they know it's real as hell

Hoteps are probably theorizing the virus was a false flag by the US on China intended to succeed where Planned Parenthood failed

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


MrMojok posted:

There are more important things in life than living, you socialist bastards

Like my stock prices

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Vaccines that are proven to keep you from getting sick: [guy looking disgusted]
Random cleaning products with no scientific basis that are hazardous to your health: [guy pointing and smiling]

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


This thread has gotten a bit off track but that's okay cause I've got the good poo poo https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257543893492604929?s=19

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Why do you think he wants red states to reopen so bad?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


LGD posted:

I mean at some point it becomes hard not to, because members of both parties are freely broadcasting that they want you and any potential offspring to die early in grinding poverty

wishing for their misfortune and celebrating it when it occurs might be crass and ugly, but ultimately it merely amounts to reciprocation - not even that considering the degree to which the people in question are working towards and actually achieving that goal

this is the perfect summation of how "decorum" benefits the rich and powerful at the expense of the most vulnerable. punching up is not crass, it's literally the only means of backlash at your disposal.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Iron Crowned posted:

Do you think he got the real one where they stick the swab all the way to the back of your nasal cavities? Or was it one fo the lovely instant tests he was pitching months ago?

It's the swab one, he commented on how uncomfortable it was in a speech

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Elephant Ambush posted:

Wait what? Women calling out their rapists and abusers was them doing online cosplay and wanting nothing to change? Huh?

They were being used. The only reason they were embraced and accepted and touted was because it allowed liberals to do woke cosplay. That's why the charade ended immediately when Tara accused Biden.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Elephant Ambush posted:

Most of the women involved in #metoo were liberal. How are they meaningfully different than these nebulous "other liberals" you're talking about?

They are rape victims?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I heard Pence feels a lot of horse, actually

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


etalian posted:

Let's get this thread back on track to the basics:





It shouldn't keep those of us from Dying our Deaths, is what he meant to say.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Pornographic Memory posted:

honestly over time this stuff has gone from making me mad at the hypocrisy or breaking of norms or whatever, to just making me jealous because democrats would never fight for anything that hard except crushing the left wing of their party

Yeah seriously this

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



we install grab bars!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I guess Southerners are smarter than we give them credit for if restaurant attendance is 25%

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Epic High Five posted:

there's already been stories of the places closing down because the people who did show up were abusive and rude and melted down about the staff wearing masks and poo poo. It's not surprising at all that there's a lot of pent up need to abuse service staff in some people after working in restaurants for 10 years

They thought it would be consumers' pent-up demand, but it was actually boomers' pent-up need abuse to service staff

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Yeah I came back to ask what the gently caress was chud about them exactly

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


my bony fealty posted:

ah nuts I've been bamboozled by America into thinking any church that defied social distancing and stay at home orders were definitely chud

they didn't tho

Alberta's chief medical health officer posted:

"I had the opportunity recently to talk to a faith leader whose faith community gathered together in mid-March before many of our public health measures were in place,” Dr Deena Hinshaw said Thursday. "The congregation had a worship service and then gathered together for a celebratory social event. There were only 41 people present, and they were careful to observe two meter distancing and good hand hygiene. They followed all the rules and did nothing wrong. "

It's just a sad story :(

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


my bony fealty posted:

yeah that is hosed up and sad and I'm sorry for those folks. I made a bad post and it stands as an example of the peril of posting from ignorance.

You died for our posting sins

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Remember when Bernie won by like 40% in Nevada because of Latino turnout?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


BiggerBoat posted:

Before a mod comes in and shuts this conversation down, 538 shows Biden up across the board in Michigan, PA and Florida. Flipping just ONE of those states gets rid of Donald and whatever the gently caress it is I've been watching and listening to for 3.5 years so "whoopdie loving do" for president Biden. Sucks, but this is where we are. Trump isn't going to flip one single state he lost in 2016 and needs to hold ALL of the swing states he won by very narrow margins 3.5 years ago. He can't lose ONE and he's polling behind in all 3 right now.

Only thing I'm worried about is all of the election fuckery that's coming in the wake of what is certain to be a huge spike in C19. Why do I think that all of a sudden, Donald will suddenly go into a taking this disease seriously mode, pull every string in his hand to gently caress with November and then, if he loses, point to all of all that same fuckery to drag the election results through the courts?


Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Elephant Ambush posted:

You think chuds cook? They go to restaurants where they get to abuse the staff and ask to speak to the manager.

Does frying bologna count as cooking

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Yeah, that's the line that pissed me off, it was deeply political until your shithead husband died from his politics

Correct answer: "You're goddamn right it isn't. Now put on your mask, stay home, and shut up, for your sake and the sake of everyone around you."

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


euphronius posted:

the so called tolerant left

so called by me

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


BiggerBoat posted:

But I can promise you if Libertopia Island were ever honestly attempted, that after 3 weeks, the first thing they'd start doing would be setting up regulations, oversight and...I dunno...collective bargaining in a sense I guess? Meaning, they'd collectively decide maybe one guy can't poison everyone's water supply with his factory and that maybe it's not a good idea to have to run your credit card first before you can get someone to put a fire. They'd realize quickly that over half of the resources they need - natural or otherwise - probably don't exist on that island (grain, oil, water and what have you) and start holding "meetings" and "elections" to "appoint people" to work for the collective good.

That's absolutely not the case. What would actually happen on Libertopia Island is that one person, probably the greediest and savviest, would quickly monopolize the most essential resources, and use them to hire the biggest, meanest, dumbest sumbitches on the island as enforcers. Then he would use monopolize the use of force and use it to expand his control over the island's resources, set up a caste system with some petite-bourgeoisie to stem dissent, and force the rest of the island's population to work as serfs for scraps, if not outright slaves, under threat of violence. The diehard libertarians who refuse to ~engage in contract~ that clearly exploits them would all be shot or stabbed to death, if not simply starved, within the first month.

This is of course assuming that for whatever reason they can't leave the island (and steal all the money) and have to come up with their own system of currency, a sort of "civilization reboot" if you will.

FMguru posted:

My favorite thing about libertarians is that every one I've ever met, online or IRL, has lived off of someone else's money - either family (mom's basement, spouse with good job, family wealth) or the government (federal contractor, county job, military pension, NSF grant, or my favorite - disability payment)

I can back this, the one diehard libertarian I know hit basically all three family categories (mom's basement, spouse with good job, family wealth).

Cup Runneth Over has issued a correction as of 20:43 on May 16, 2020

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