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Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Snatch Duster posted:

or you know, dressing in drag at a gay strip club.

You seriously don't understand anything about drag, which has to do with fashion and entertainment, particularly since you seem to think it's another word for "transgender."

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

What's innocent about makeup? Mimicking swollen body parts to incite sexual desire in males? Yah whats the problem hurrr durrr

An 8 year-old in makeup either arouses or sexually confuses you, yikes. Normal people don't think about children like that.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 20:25

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Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

8 year olds of any kind should not be near a gay strip club, imo.

Any strip club, yeah, that wasn't apparent from the first image. Drag competitions for adults have strong community around strip clubs (they have runways), but areas with a wider age range will normally do them at other venues not associated with stripping or alcohol. Our city is having their annual competition as a part of Pride Palooza on a city street tomorrow.

a bone to pick posted:

Liberals just can't stop themselves from defending the sexualization of children, why are they so obsessed with sex and kids?

Knight fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jun 9, 2017

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 20:45

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

The same people who think this will fall over themselves to justify child drag shows

I've never heard of a "child drag show" but justifying a child going to a "drag show" is about as meaningful as justifying a child going to a "costume party." If an 8 year old is going to a Halloween party you shouldn't assume that it's the adult kind with liquor and nudity.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 21:02

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Poetic Justice posted:

It is serendipitous that I just so happened to be looking through the thread in PYF about SA's greatest Saga earlier today and saw this link:

Wait, you're freaking out because 14 years ago I asked about a forum rule in ADTRW when it was instituted? That's some weak poo poo to pull on me while I'm out on a Friday night. ADTRW was full of joke content and even a genuine hentai thread at the time. EPG created a rule to crack down on pedo poo poo on the forum, which was a good call and wasted half the people on that first page. I asked how we're supposed to tell age when we're talking about fictional cartoon characters, since there's still a hentai thread and who loving knows the stats on big titty pink haired girl #5 from "Magical Cum Dick Tits poo poo Girl", and Lowtax answered "don't post obviously underage porn stuff" which is a pretty obvious thing and I agreed with it. Real damning stuff, agreeing that pedo poo poo shouldn't be on the forums but asking how strictly we're going to judge cartoon porn.

Glad to see you finally got your Silent Majority avatar, as predicted.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 04:18

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Another anti-Trumper outed as a degenerate piece of poo poo. I'm sensing a pattern here fellas

Anime is degenerate filth, but it's what I am. :shrug:

Daijoubu

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 04:24

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/roosterpisces/status/873613311501369344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Sharia Law, Antifa, and Hillary Clinton are claiming responsibility.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 20:10

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Nothing converts pro-Trump voters like DC lawyers and bureaucrats going after Trump.

Converts to "Super-pro-Trump" voters, that is.

Probably not, but having their husbands deported, refusing to pay for their services, putting their house on the other side of the proposed wall, and taking their healthcare away so they'll die of easily preventable illness doesn't convert them, either.

I guess we could offer a viable alternative but...it's way over there and I don't wanna get up.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 14:19

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

The problem here is that this is all make believe, and Trump voters are overwhelmingly grounded in the reality of their life outside your metropolitan area.

Nah

quote:

�I guess I thought that, you know, he would not do this, he would not take health insurance away knowing it would affect so many peoples lives,� says Debbie Mills, an Obamacare enrollee who supported Trump. �I mean, what are you to do then if you cannot pay for insurance?�

http://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2016/12/13/13848794/kentucky-obamacare-trump

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Like many in Allentown, Pennsylvania's Syrian Orthodox Christian neighborhood, Assali voted for the Republican candidate last November.

This weekend, she watched two of her brothers-in-law, their wives and children get deported back to Damascus from Philadelphia International Airport even though they had US visas.

"It was a shock," she says. "If [Trump] had an issue with them entering the United States, we should have been told about it. It should have been discussed. We should be able to get some legal help in there. ... The way they were returned in a two-hour period, it was just devastating."

https://www.pri.org/stories/2017-02-01/trump-voter-stunned-find-her-syrian-relatives-deported

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Jeff Marchini and others in the Central Valley here bet their farms on the election of Donald J. Trump. His message of reducing regulations and taxes appealed to this Republican stronghold, one of Mr. Trump�s strongest bases of support in the state.

As for his promises about cracking down on illegal immigrants, many assumed Mr. Trump�s pledges were mostly just talk. But two weeks into his administration, Mr. Trump has signed executive orders that have upended the country�s immigration laws. Now farmers here are deeply alarmed about what the new policies could mean for their workers, most of whom are unauthorized, and the businesses that depend on them.

�Everything�s coming so quickly,� Mr. Marchini said. �We�re not loading people into buses or deporting them, that�s not happening yet.� As he looked out over a crew of workers bent over as they rifled through muddy leaves to find purple heads of radicchio, he said that as a businessman, Mr. Trump would know that farmers had invested millions of dollars into produce that is growing right now, and that not being able to pick and sell those crops would represent huge losses for the state economy. �I�m confident that he can grasp the magnitude and the anxiety of what�s happening now.�

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/09/us/california-farmers-backed-trump-but-now-fear-losing-field-workers.html?smid=tw-share

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Watson also voted for Donald Trump, believing the businessman would bring change. She dismissed his campaign pledges to scrap the Affordable Care Act as bluster.

Now, as she watches the new president push to kill the law that provided her with a critical lifeline, Watson finds herself among many Trump supporters who must reconcile their votes with worries about the future of their healthcare.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-obamacare-trump-voter-20170224-story.html

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The program works for 56-year-old Linda Preast, who signed up for the program two years ago after a stroke left her in a wheelchair. Meals on Wheels delivers to her every weekday. Like most residents in Jones County, she voted for Donald Trump.

�Are you surprised?� Miller asked.

�Yeah,� Preast said. �Because he was told- I was under the influence that he was going to help us.�

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/meals-on-wheels-trump-budget-cut-impact-on-voters/

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Trump supporter�s husband getting deported despite being a �model resident�

An Indiana woman who voted for President Donald Trump last year is trying to stop Immigration and Customs Enforcement from deporting her husband.

Beristain�s wife, Helen, says that she voted for Trump in November because she supported his policies on deporting undocumented immigrants. However, she tells IPM that she never expected her own husband to be caught up in a deportation wave.

��[Trump] did say the good people would not be deported, the good people would be checked,� she explained.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-supporters-husband-getting-deported-despite-being-a-model-resident

These are real people (not twitter accounts) who made some poor decisions, expecting they would be held in exception, and it's hard to have sympathy for them. The reality is now being ground into them.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 14:49

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

iuvian posted:

Manufactured "Trump-gret" is probably my favorite meme of the year so far.

Hmm yes I am sure these "real" Trump voters totally didn't expect Trump to crack down on illegal immigration or repeal the ACA lmao

If you read them, a lot of those people still support Trump. It's a real long con

World War Mammories posted:

if your position is "these are fake because people aren't stupid enough to vote against their own interests," i have to ask: have you ever met another real-life person

Trump looked me in the eye and said he would make all of my dreams come true! How could he do this?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 18:11

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Alex Jones thinks the Pulse nightclub victims are actually dead but that it was a death squad of jihadis under the direction and protection of Obama so he could declare martial law. :eng101:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 14:17

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

VikingSkull posted:

you know that picture with the yarn connecting the newspaper clippings on a wall

the stuff in the newspaper clippings is true, the yarn is what makes it insane

This is a really good post, everybody.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 14:44

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Actually I think you'll find that the situation is the reverse and the accused gunman was acting in self-defense against a violent and crazed politician. The MSM isn't reporting on that and the mods don't want us talking about it, so you'll have to research it yourself!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 14:32

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'm a Christian

I'm suspicious of religious groups talking to each other in their own secret languages. :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 15:26

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

VikingSkull posted:

hitler

hitler?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 15:29

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Tricked by the deep state again

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/875701471999864833

(but otherwise ok)

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:28

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Flesh Forge posted:

Has anyone matched this with Tormp's handwriting yet

Hold on...

Looks pretty close but it's not written with a sharpie

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 03:05

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Bholder posted:

Kinda hard not beliving it when loving Trump is the one propagating the narrative

Do you think Trump is really so insecure that he would take something that looks a little bad and try to cover it up and make it look much, much worse?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 15:11

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

The pisstape is in our hearts, it will only reveal itself to those who seek it and are found worthy.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 17:14

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

fruit on the bottom posted:

"Look Debbie Wasserman Schultz, they're right outside our yard."

"Quick Debbie Wasserman Schultz, go call the convention guards."

"No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem."

"What then to do about Senator Sanders?
Miracle wonderman, hero of fools."

"No riots, no army, no fighting, some slogans."

"One thing I'll say for him -- Bernie is cool."

"We dare not leave him to his own devices.
His half-witted fans will get out of control."

"But how can we stop him?
His glamour increases
By leaps every moment; he's top of the poll."

"I see bad things arising.
The base crown him Prez; which the donors would ban.
I see blood and destruction,
Our elimination because of one man.
Blood and destruction because of one man."

"Because, because, because of one man."

"Our elimination because of one man."

"Because, because, because of one, 'cause of one, 'cause of one man."

Up next, "I Don't Know How to Love Him" sung by The American Voter

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 14:10

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Posters with Trump avatars commit higher rates of trolling and bad posting, or are there more wrongful probations and bans of Trump avatars?

They appear to get hit for posts made outside of this thread, so, y'know... stay put. This is a safe place of warmth and healing.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 15:15

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

lol i bet i have less than 40 posts in D&D unless you count CSpam which is the equivalent of this thread in there

Talking about how much the DNC sucks and posting favorite drinks and vaporwave videos

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Number Six: Has it ever occurred to you that you are just as much a prisoner as I am?
Number Two: Oh my dear chap, of course--I know too much. We're both lifers. I am definitely an optimist. That's why it doesn't matter "who" The Silent Majority is. It doesn't matter which "side" runs the Trump thread.
Number Six: It's run by one side or the other.
Number Two: Oh certainly, but both sides are becoming identical. What in fact has been created is an international community--perfect blueprint for world order. When the sides facing each other suddenly realize that they're looking into a mirror, they will see that "this" is the pattern for the future.
Number Six: The whole Earth as the Trump thread?
Number Two: That is my hope. What's yours?
Number Six: I'd like to be the first man on the moon.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:27

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

a bone to pick posted:

Gnarly hotep isn't a mod any more.

Gnarly didn't probate him :confused:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 20:31

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Over There posted:

Who's been handing out all the trump avatars anyway?

That would be telling. We want information. Information! In formation!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 00:51

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Also, I'd like a #2 with cheese and a regular Dr. Pepper.

Sir, please use the automated kiosk. Do not talk to the ~~employees~~ employee.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 13:58

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

VikingSkull posted:

also lol @ the "lol" thread getting shut down

Nice thread ya got here, wouldn't want anybody to...shitpost in it! :keke:

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 16:11

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Bholder posted:

They need to hide it even from themselves so they have any hope on passing it.

Hmmm, that's an interesting strategy.

1) Take a bunch of policies and mix them at random into 3 piles. Each of the piles will repeal Obamacare, but you don't know which policies are in each pile.
2) Choose one at random and feel morally absolved, you couldn't have known what you were doing.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 17:24

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

World War Mammories posted:

~it's only been six months~

Hahahaha

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 17:22

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Chelsea Manning 2020

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 14:57

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Old Story posted:

it doesn't seem like he's fine, to me

He's fine. The President is expected to serve his 4 years no matter how bad they are at it, how low their approval rating drops, or how much everyone is ridiculing them. Expecting the President to be removed is absurd to the point of deserving mockery, the same way expecting an average person to drop dead any day now is strange even if they're dumb and fat.

It's more a performance indicator that it's considered a victory that the President hasn't been dragged out of the WH in chains yet, and his supporters sound like cancer patients celebrating that they made it through another day and proved the doctors wrong.

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 03:57

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

a bone to pick posted:

tbf he just asked if the poster was a pedo after that poster posted some extremely mentally ill poo poo that was borderline-pedophilic.

You're mistaken, the other poster didn't say any of that. Snatch was copy/pasting stuff from Teen Vogue and Youtube videos and when the other poster asked why he was posting that and what he was talking about, Snatch asked if he was a pedophile.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 20:26

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