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I am the general of the blue army watching from afar, satisfied that my strategy worked perfectly.
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RatHat posted:It's also from a Tim Allen skit. Though to be fair the concept isn't unique enough that a bunch of people couldn't have come with it on their own. Charlie Chaplin even made an entire movie about it a few years ago.
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TontoCorazon posted:Manned drone Mandrone sounds like a TV show where men hold long boring monologues.
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important. Three legs means no vaginas at all, dude.
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Sep 28, 2017 14:57
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Boardwalk Empire started out as a good show.
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Jun 27, 2019 22:42
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cyberbug posted:Is there a guy on skis in the top right corner at about 5s?? Snowboard I think, and it's probably a camera man.
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Lady Disdain posted:This must be one of those "only '90s kids will understand" things, because this is a perfect pictorial representation of my youth. Did your fish make it?
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Jul 8, 2019 09:48
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I disapprove, those nips are way off-center.
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Jan 23, 2020 23:31
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LifeSunDeath posted:If The Rock wants to play a japanese highschool student, I say let him! Hollywood has a contract with Satan where they need to make a Peter Pan movie every ten years. I say let the Rock have the next go at it, as Peter, Wendy or Hook.
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Mickey Rourke's looks fit perfectly for his roles in The Wrestler (washed-up 80's wrestling star) and Iron Man 2 (Russian) and he was beautiful in both.
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mind the walrus posted:Nah check the "feet" on the brush it doesn't add. It's gonna get wild when the teeth join for a threesome.
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CeramicPig posted:
Lick yourself, enjoy your taste.
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Son of Rodney posted:Post your culture ship name itt Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you
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Mar 22, 2020 02:00
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Johnny Aztec posted:TAYLOR SWIFT! YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED! You forgot GET OUT OF THERE! smh
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Mar 24, 2020 19:31
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Math text problem making me hungry.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Spiders are our allies in the never ending war on insects. Kill all spiders, start eating insects.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:58
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Is there a "Avatars turned off" gang tag? If not, someone make that and buy it for me.
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Apr 6, 2020 08:46
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Stoatbringer posted:Mods change my name to Uncool Shartman, thanks. No Shirtman reporting for sexy duty.
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Apr 9, 2020 12:36
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ghosthorse posted:I think you and I pronounce that word in different ways Nothing rhymes with thymes.
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Apr 18, 2020 16:59
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I was waiting for the stormtrooper who bonked his
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Apr 19, 2020 22:13
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Zzulu posted:Obsessing about trains is better than being an active shooter I guess Warum nicht beides?
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Apr 21, 2020 13:56
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Inceltown posted:Wait till you find out about pigeons. Predator: "gently caress, I have all these passwords to remember. I got this UV pen but nothing ro write on." *pidgeon flies by*
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Apr 22, 2020 09:59
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HiroProtagonist posted:did someone invite grover to remodel their apartment?? Actually, you will find that kind of installment frequently all over rural parts of Sweden.
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Apr 26, 2020 22:42
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Quick, let's have a fight over the correct pronunciation of crepe.
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Apr 27, 2020 12:23
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Mamma is taking it badly, but kid's doing well letting that long-armed freak go to hell 
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May 2, 2020 23:37
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LifeSunDeath posted:It is I still, after years of pondering, haven't figured out what shape D's hat has. What's clear is that it's a big loving hat.
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May 3, 2020 23:17
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Mierenneuker posted:I would totally use that as my cremation urn. Could use some tits on it.
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May 5, 2020 10:52
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Nenonen posted:It's a misunderstanding, the place was called Aye-Ayeland because pirates lived there, then it was shortened to Ayesland. I realize this could potentially cause a derail of Biblical proportions, but... are vikings considered pirates? What's the difference?
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May 5, 2020 11:42
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RatHat posted:Any kid who meets John Cena mysteriously dies within a few years. Coincidence? Or is John Cena the grim reaper? No, that's the Undertaker. Someone post that picture of Undertaker standing outside LeBron's locker room in full gear, looking all sad.
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Your Computer posted:this is the pinnacle of humor You instantly become a dad just by reading those.
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May 7, 2020 14:26
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Resting Lich Face posted:Uhhh this isn't what I get from searching that on google. Search results vary depending on search history. It's okay, I'm a Brittney guy too.
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May 18, 2020 19:01
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These kinds of literary nerd friendships are heartwarming to think about, I always have to think of Lovecraft and the Conan guy and how they might have shared ideas on how to handle their respective depression/ anxiety.
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May 20, 2020 05:59
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Dillbag posted:Didn't Howard also claim that the inspiration for Conan came from Conan magically appearing behind him one night as he was writing at his typewriter? Not just appearing, threatening to kill Howard with his ax iirc.
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May 20, 2020 09:53
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Shai-Hulud posted:He's a piece of poo poo who supported apartheid and keeps singing from the SS songbook arguing that it's not the songs fault that the Nazis liked it. Which is true but would be enough for any decent person to stop performing those songs. Hasn't he switched to rock songs since embracing the fact that people ironically like him now? I thought I heard him singing a Rammstein song or something but I tried to ignore the whole fad, it was transparently to mine the "lol really old person dressing like mildly old rock star" thing.
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May 22, 2020 12:47
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Nowadays most big boxes come with a separator and if anything you end up with more than you know what to do with. Lego is the Ikea of toys, yeah.
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May 23, 2020 19:13
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Same.
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May 23, 2020 23:35
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A scholar and a hero.
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Memento posted:"yo is dinner ready yet?" Mile-high side eye.
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Hail Hydra!
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