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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol if you don't have a cum cellar where you age your cum in barrels made from crystallized cum socks.
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Stabby McStabsalot posted:I'm the slight trace of a bite mark in the oxygen absorber pouch sitting in the bottom of the beef jerky packet, because it was, along with two pieces of jerky, crammed into a mouth without eyes being diverted from a screen. I'm the 16+ bottles/jars of piss
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Nov 13, 2017 01:45
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Sludge Tank posted:"...We are a way for the cummies to know itself" "I am becum death, destroyer of girls"
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Nov 13, 2017 02:30
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What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, what can you do with a cum soaked sailor, what can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Early in the morn-ing
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Nov 13, 2017 03:19
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A well adjusted human posted:so apparently ants thrive on cum? i just finished a glorious fap session when i run to my clean up......im still reveling in the ephoria of my man-burst.....when i feel a prickly feeling all over my dick... 
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Nov 13, 2017 05:16
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Panfilo posted:Sass Talk like that means you'll be the first to get thrown in the cumcano. Sacrificed to Semons from HECK
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Nov 13, 2017 05:23
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Panfilo posted:It's cummies all the way down Oh. Oh god. Is that like, a paper mache mold of the sock, but made of cummies? 
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Nov 13, 2017 06:45
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GelatinSkeleton posted:what is the deal with that cummies video? is it lyrics from something, or a reference? a random video someone found? why do people post it, why do people post the words, it's creepy. 
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Nov 14, 2017 06:30
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jizzy sillage posted:Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread. 
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Nov 14, 2017 14:45
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cnut posted:Leaning against a post with their rear end This basically all I do on these dead forums
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Nov 14, 2017 17:51
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Sunswipe posted:
Her butt would ooze through the radiator grill like some kind of soft meat
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Nov 14, 2017 18:26
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jizzy sillage posted:Okay phew, I thought that daddy/little girl poo poo was for real since my only exposure to it was that song a teenage girl was singing about sucking her dad off. Fortunately it's the slightly less hosed up thing of a teenage girl sucking her boyfriend/surrogate dad off. It's a BDSM offshoot. It's weird. Don't kink shame.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:19
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Labes for days posted:Personally I have no problem with consenting adults engaging in weird role play poo poo, but "cummies" is just plain unacceptable. Post + avatar combo
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Nov 14, 2017 22:06
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jizzy sillage posted:Idgaf about BDSM kinks but actual teenage girls engaging in this poo poo with adult men is kind of illegal everywhere? If it's consenting adults they can be as weird as they want. You're right, but I also haven't seen anything posted here about underage girls doing these things with older men, aside from anecdotal stuff. I'm sure it happens, of course, and that's af.
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Nov 14, 2017 22:14
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jizzy sillage posted:I thought the girl in the video was 16? Singing about it isn't doing it, but it seems like a pretty solid link. I'll give you a solid link.
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Nov 14, 2017 22:28
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In my experience throughout my life (anecdotal of course), deaf men are the loving worst. They are arrogant and insufferable, and just say all kinds of racist and sexist poo poo, then look at you like you're the rear end in a top hat when you balk.
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Nov 15, 2017 16:11
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Nov 16, 2017 14:18
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Sludge Tank posted:This makes me think about how anal Evangelicals are about semen and how it's a precious life force that should not spilled all willy nilly. Cummies are God's nectar and should be treasured and dispensed thoughtfully. I thought you were talking about how "anal evangelicals" are about semen and I was very interested in hearing their gospel
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Nov 18, 2017 16:58
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Crossposting from the Anti Food Porn thread:
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Nov 19, 2017 17:02
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BiggerBoat posted:So I'm off the hook on this one? 
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Nov 21, 2017 02:23
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I don't have a foot story, but I have something. I see you bloody poo poo and raise you. Girlfriend at the time jollied my butthole too hard and gave me mild prostate trauma. I had blood in my cummies for a couple of days.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:41
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Picnic Princess posted:Happy birthday cash crab! Thanks for suffering for our entertainment. I actually tried to get him to biggerboat for not giving us self sucking pics, and felt bad when he told me he was at his bday party. I figure flooding the thread with blood, cum, and poo poo will make up for it.
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Nov 21, 2017 15:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon. Counter argument: Don't do that.
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Nov 21, 2017 17:33
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:That's the beauty of them. I got one just like that. I don't think it's ever been shampooed. It's had gallons of every fluid imaginable spilled on it and you'd never know.
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Nov 22, 2017 07:01
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Iron Crowned posted:I mean if there's a market for it, it should be in it's own thread so I can just laugh at some dork in a fedora without having to see a self-amputated fingat. I thought this was AUGMERICA. You don't like it, leave!
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Nov 22, 2017 16:58
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Iron Crowned posted:But I don't want to a piece of anyone's butthole Don't want to what? "A piece of anyone's butthole"
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Nov 22, 2017 17:13
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I tightly tied a string around a skintag on my wife's areola and snipped it off with sterilized scissors. No problemo, looks like it was never there.
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Nov 22, 2017 22:44
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White Genocide posted:dunno where else to ask for this. after jfk killed did a restaurant put sign out front saying "closed for death of N***** loving president" or is that photo not real What if his head just did that and nobody shot him
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Nov 23, 2017 11:13
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Randaconda posted:I got scabies at Shands Hospital in Gainesville when I was born. Hospital was having an epidemic, apparently. I got food poisoning from Stupid Nick's Wing Dump in Gainesville.
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Nov 23, 2017 15:09
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Saucer Crab posted:What's really AUG is having to use novelty Sammy Davis Jr. eyeballs instead. Plays bo jangles every time he moves
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Nov 25, 2017 01:17
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Panfilo posted:Invoking sandwich law Ahem
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Nov 25, 2017 23:48
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We Know Catheters posted:Goons have weird illnesses Did he like, shoot spinach into his mouth from the bottom of the can?
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Nov 29, 2017 08:17
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rydiafan posted:Yeah... unsubscribed. Don't let the maggot infested door hit you in your maggot infested rear end on the way out!
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Nov 29, 2017 21:11
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Breetai posted:
Ftfy
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Nov 30, 2017 23:36
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artsy fartsy posted:So I GISed that...and got some major forums nostalgia. Even Jastiger?
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Dec 1, 2017 00:07
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, but he's only pretending. 
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Dec 2, 2017 02:03
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I worked in retail once and watched a kid shake a turd out of the bottom of his pant leg, pick it up, and hand it to an employee, then wander off. She didn't realize what was happening until turd was in hand, and I was too stunned to do anything.
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Dec 6, 2017 16:05
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DandyLion posted:They got mirrors in dem hotel rooms in Gettysburg!? No he was meeting your mom there.
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Dec 14, 2017 20:10
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Pastry of the Year posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): That Stupid Internet Club You're Always Cackling At > AUG Thread: 3 garage bags full of stuff for free
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Dec 20, 2017 23:04
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Poor old Pastry of the Year, thought of a horrible horse transformation comic and died.
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