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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yes but what about the gently caress zone

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yes.... yes!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

don't waste a billion dollars on hillary. problem solved. don't spent 30 million on out of state lanyard dweebs who wanna be obama. problem solved. wow this is really easy

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

more like... consent mag!!! ha ha haw!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

It seems like Obama's career is a parade of trying to create and preserve a legacy causing what destroys it

obama is the "my DMs are open" guy

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logikv9 posted:

joseph stallcop is that you

he has to tell you if he's a cop now

Frijolero posted:

lol remember when Obama killed an American citizen

my favorite thing about democrat party loyalist liberals is just how far they will go to defend the worst of the worst neocon poo poo. the meltdowns defending hillary's iraq war vote were loving classics

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

love to ride the train with people who are nothing,,,

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Not a Step posted:

So is it racism to think Cory Booker taking money from pharma is a bad thing? Has that spicy meatball been floated yet?

GET THAT MONEY, CORY

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my secret is that the republicans are a level of evil you can expect and predict, they don't have any standards

the Democrats pretend to, and when they get behind giving the Saudis white phosphorous or pushing through right wing healthcare plans, then proceed to demand my vote, is when I get actually angry

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Venuz Patrol posted:


parliament legalized gay marriage despite merkel's objections

dangerous radicalism challenging the leader of the free world

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when it's 2017 and the democrats insist on catering to pro-lifers

e: sorry i'm dumb

Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 03:45 on Jul 1, 2017

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punk rebel ecks posted:

Star Wars sucks.

star wars... is good



may the laser bazooka be with you... always

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

with the flesh of the innocent my powers grow ever stronger

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guillotine

Gulag

Gas

Guillotine

Gulag

Gulag

Guillotine

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

I guess when the Dem leadership specifically says single payer and public options are off the table these are the only sort of ideas you are allowed to have

The Democrats always have and always will be the party of no new ideas

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

working class voters are only motivated by delicious, sweet racisms

also I'm a lobbyist for an industry that literally kills working class people by manufacturing an opioid epidemic

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mister Fister posted:

Nothing gets me more energized and erect than bad dems telling me single payer will never happen.

leftists trying to pull the democrats into getting behind single-payer so they can finally win like

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/881721353069625344

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bernie is saving the ship of fools by leading them to full communism. a good cartoon

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

donald will solve this by starting another loving war

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
welcome to my dignity party

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rand alPaul posted:

She went to a play and received a standing ovation.

https://twitter.com/JoiseyJoh/status/881698436676014080

only rich people can afford Broadway so I'm not surprised

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

can he see Russia from his house

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

the replies here, christ, hillary twitter has a collective brain disease or something

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/881853518369492993

because they don't want to pay a little more tax to keep those leechy poors from getting free health care... lucky ducky!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey guys... what if George Washington, who made dentures from the teeth of his slaves... was blaaaaaaaaaaaaccccck

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

where do I join

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logikv9 posted:

lol China isn't close to socialist

i know

i just want to dream of a world where liberalism is banned

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rastor posted:

Zuck is already bringing Mike Rowe on board

https://twitter.com/engadget/status/882692138563227650

Mike Rowe is such a loving fraud and absolutely supports state violence in service of private profit: http://mikerowe.com/2017/04/otw-unitedairlinesceo/

quote:

Is Oscar serious? God, I hope not. I hope he’s just doing the typical “over-apology” thing CEO’s do when their “crisis experts” tell them they’ve got to say whatever it takes to win back the public trust. I hope he’s just reacting to some lawyer who told him before the interview, “for the love of God, Oscar, don’t blame the victim!” Well, Oscar certainly didn’t blame the victim. But in the process of finding him blameless, he suggested that millions of passengers are under no obligation to follow a direct command from United employees. And that’s a hell of a lot more disturbing than a beat-down in the main cabin.

Here’s the thing. It’s easy to forget that we have no right to fly. Buying a ticket doesn’t change that. So, when we board the plane, we have no right to remain there. We can be legally removed if we’re too drunk, too loud, too creepy, too suspicious, or too big for the seat. We can be removed if we stink. We can be removed if we’re insubordinate. We can be removed for whatever reason the airline deems necessary.

Obviously, airlines don’t like to remind us of such things, because it makes them sound mean. So they bury the truth in the fine print of a 37,000-word contract, and tell us how much they love us in sappy commercials and mandatory safety briefings that try oh-so-hard to make us smile. But the facts are clear: if you want to travel by air, you must agree to do what you’re told. If you don’t, you subject yourself to fine, arrest, constraint, forcible removal, and/or a permanent ban from the friendly skies. It’s all there in the fine print.

Personally, I support this policy. I support it because I don’t want to fly across the country in a steel tube filled with people who get to decide which rules they will follow and which they will ignore. I’ve been on too many flights with too many angry people to worry about the specific circumstances of their outrage, or the details of why they took it upon themselves to ignore a direct command. A plane is not a democracy, and the main cabin is no place to organize a sit-in. The main cabin is a place to follow orders.

Moving forward, what matters most to me is a heightened respect for the rules, and a heightened respect for the people who enforce them
. Obviously, the policies that led to this particular fiasco need to change. But the greatest enemy we face in the friendly skies is not bad service – it’s anarchy. And I have no interest in flying with anyone who doesn’t follow orders. Do you? Does anyone?

...

PS. Oscar – I’ve prepared a new greeting for your pilots to read prior to take-off. I think it captures the kind of transparency many of your customers currently crave. Maybe one day, as I pull my seatbelt low and tight across my hips, I’ll get to hear it…

“Morning folks, and welcome aboard. This is your Captain speaking. I realize you paid a lot of money to rent the seat you’re currently occupying, but let’s be clear right from the get go – you have no right to be here. We’re glad that you are, but I don’t care how much you paid to fly with us today, or what you think you might be entitled to as a result. I’m in charge of this plane, and everyone on it. That includes you. So – if a flight attendant asks you to do something, don’t argue – just do it. We’ll try to make your flight as comfortable as possible, but make no mistake – your comfort is not our priority, and neither is your opinion about the decisions we make during the journey. As for safety, you’ll be pleased to know I have much to live for, and so does my co-pilot. So rest assured – we’ll be doing all we can up here to get ourselves back on the ground in one piece. That’s good news for the rest of you, assuming we can keep the main cabin attached to the cockpit. Finally, we value your business here at United, sincerely. And we appreciate the trust you’ve placed in us. But let’s not gild the lily. For the next few hours, we’re all in this together, so keep your hands to yourself, don’t get drunk, and listen to the flight attendants. In other words, try not to be an rear end in a top hat. I’ll see you on the ground…”

zuck/rowe 2020 because technocratic bootlicking fascism is the only way forward

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Terror Sweat posted:

Mark Penn was a Clinton advisor for a decade, he also recommended that Hillary attack Obama on the fact that he's not a real American.
Andrew Stein is a Democrat who voted for Trump

centrism I can believe in!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

So, Chomsky blames Obama for not being sufficiently progressive? Doesn't he know what is going in Europe? Doesn't Chomsky know about the fact that people in Germany and France do not want either a radical leftist or radical rightist government but a government focusing on practicality?

voting against gay marriage is practicality, wrap it up LGBT lobby

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why is it that "pragmatism" is only used in defense of right wing extremism like austerity, standing against gay marriage, and senseless militarism

:thunk:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

thank god bourgeois liberals are carrying water for the poor, oppressed intel community, who are just doing their best

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

how many more of these loving pieces do we need before the democrats are on equal footing with jill stein

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vox Nihili posted:

The center cannot hold tbh

The center hasn't held since ronnie ray-gun, it's been in perpetual freefall doing their best to justify being dragged so far right that we can't be too mean to the actual Nazis popping up

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think the Republican party has a political vision, as horrible and hosed up as it is, and that the Democrats have insisted on being the party of status quo, and this is why the Democrats have become the party of forever compromise as this Republican vision doesn't threaten their submission to capital

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nonsense posted:

lmao seeing woke twitter asking for donation links to a guy not even msnbc will mention

hahahah who is this

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

e: why, perhaps, "free college" isn't a slam dunk winning issue with the Democratic base, black people.

lmfao at anyone claiming the base of the democrats is black people

the base of the democrats is the donor class, and they wrap it in the laziest implementation of identity politics ever imagined so criticizing their horseshit is somehow racist

Willa Rogers posted:

anyone who still maintains that obama "really really wanted single-payer" or that he didn't do exactly what the insurance industry wanted to during the ACA's crafting is a bad dem + and idiot.

forcing everyone to buy private insurance while not lifting a finger on making private insurance provide access to adequate care is some loving evil poo poo, actually

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
livid leftists: we gotta go door to door and build a mass movement
concerned citizen: you guys go on ahead i need to carry water for a right wing idiot's conspiracy theory

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
obama, hillary, and macron all agree: black people stop your drat whining and pull up your pants!!!! get a job!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

Reminder that the black woman in the welfare reform photo op died due to not being able to afford the price of her prescription.

she was liberated from the shame of government handouts, the system works

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it only comes out of the stone if you whisper the sacred chant

"when will black people get over slavery"

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