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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

lazorexplosion posted:

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

I'm not looking forward to this gritty revenge of the nerds remake.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Breetai posted:

I was about to make a post about how they should just release a clip that's called "real-life full-blood brother and sister gently caress sesh" with a preview image of some blindingly-white Scottish ginger balls-deep in a lady with a 2-foot afro and Grace Jones-level obsidian blackness, and then when you open the video it's just the two of them, fully-clothed looking at the camera and shouting "REALLY? WHAT THE gently caress WERE YOU THINKING YOU DOLTS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?", but then as an experiment I typed "interracial sister" in a porn search engine because I'm a cynic and boy howdy, yes, there is black-on-blonde faux-incest porn and as difficult it is to conceptualize I'm actually more disappointed than before with the wankers of the world.

Black and blonde full siblings so happen. Twins even.

I don't get why they do the step thing though. Surely it's all legal as long as the actors aren't related (and even at that there are scenes with two sisters banging the same dude but not touching each other). Unless they include it because the target audience demands it because that's the line for some reason.

Barudak posted:

According to pornhub data, users identified as womrn are fairly large consumers of degredation pornography, much like they as a group disporportionately view gangbang pornography.

I dont have a point here, Im just sharing data I had to look at for my job.

I get the feeling though that there's a difference between the degradation porn women watch and the degradation porn men watch.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

His historical inaccuracy regarding the age of firearms is triggering to me.

The irrelevancy is what's triggering me.

E: didn't Chris rock have a bit about people wanting to be congratulated for doing the bare minimum?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

It's fear of failure. They'd rather pass up on 100 opportunities no matter how likely than risk failure once.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

It's already clear this whole post is sick, and yes I am kinkshaming anyone who actually wants to have sex with his sister. So I'm going to pull out a little tidbit that applies to the general incel attitude rather than only the incest freaks.

"No need to take her out on dates and waste money"

There you have it. Dates are a waste of money - for people who have no interest in women as anything beyond a place to put their donger.

If the world were geared to them, they could just take women by force all the time without concerned friends, relatives, and law enforcement stomping their pathetic asses into oblivion, and they wouldn't have to waste money on trying to get to know the woman first.

Need a hashtag for times I feel happy that incels are not reproducing.

I'm surprised you didn't for the stuff about "access to her" as showing how incels view women as objects. After all, surely the whole point of dating is to get your dick wet and most men would feel they had wasted their money if a date was unsuccessful? If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

SaltyJesus posted:

fuckin Chad

If Chad has the lowest life expectancy maybe it should be renamed to Incelstan.

Also just wtf are they basing that "incel life expectancy" on?

lazorexplosion posted:

Incel therapy ideas:

1 on 1 MMA match with a degenerate Femoid you know from school that made fun of you or rejected you. 9 rounds, or win by knock out.

Verbal abuse session to a femoid that treated you like dirt. Therapy session ends when the whore starts crying.

mental/psychological abuse session. Torture a femoid using personal life information and troubled childhood (abusive parents, dead loved one, insecurities)

dodgeball with a femoid who has to stay stationary while you beam 50 fastballs at her from 10 feet.

orgy with 5 Stacey's and 5 incels.

For nonviolentcels:

cuddle session with your oneitis

sex session with a 8+/10

A week of intimate relationship with a femoid. Femoid will be paid by the insurance for her service.

arranged marriage

I guess it makes sense that meatholes is an Incel TM production.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Imagined posted:

God drat, 90% of these guys could be cured with the same advice.

1. Stop reading this redpill/incel poo poo.
2. Get your mental illness treated
3. Get a haircut
4. Take a shower
5. Develop a loving activity that doesn't involve being in your room or in the company of other hopeless manchildren. Get a job. Join the army. Find a coed club. loving go to church, anything.
6. Stop thinking you deserve a partner who's better looking than yourself.

Is step 5 not basically saying they should pretend to be someone else to get laid (because getting laid is super important)

I mean they should get jobs regardless but from my experience you can still remain in your shell while in a job.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

Why would someone need to "pretend to be someone else" in order to develop a hobby?

I guess because I'm imagining these guys as being really attached to hobbies that a lot of other people find pathetic. Basically, I think it might be better and should also be acceptable for them to just give up on getting laid if their hobbies make them happy.

To be honest, as someone who doesn't really gravitate towards anything naturally, practically anything I do feels like I'm pretending to be someone else.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Slugworth posted:

No matter how pathetic the hobby, there will be women who do said hobby. You can meet those women, and have sex with them.

So you disagree when people say they should get different hobbies?

E: though let's be honest it's all just a crap shoot- the less people that do a hobby the harder it will be to meet available women who want to have sex or a relationship with you.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I just quit a job that had literally one woman employee and was 90% 50+ yo men

Why do you bring it up?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

vortmax posted:

This is why step 5 is after step 2. :therapy: Benny.

But then therapists tell you to do step 5.

chumbler posted:

I wish I had their ability to perceive small height differences. I, like most normal people, can really only sort into taller than me, roughly my height, shorter than me, and literally a child.


They don't have that ability, they just think women do because women are computers that operate on a binary basis (you know, as opposed to 6 feet being a round number way of saying tall). One hair-breadth under 6 feet? Begone manlet.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Trying to make yourself look good when you are in public constitutes "lying." in their fantasy they have given up their inceldom with a 9/10 but the morning and a couple aveeno towlettes later they are a mere 7 and the man has been tricked into depositing his seed in an unworthy vessel.

Lol if you think painting a face on is only worth a +2 on the beauty stat.

green chicken feet posted:

I think they're also envious that it's socially acceptable for women to wear makeup. Like it gives women an unfair advantage in looking good compared to men. Of course, they're oblivious to the disadvantages.

They probably envy women being able to wear high heels as well.

The disadvantage mainly being that without it they are considered scruffy I'm guessing?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Apollodorus posted:

Like, the entire gist of the Trump campaign was "men deserve to have power by virtue of being men" ie literally the incel worldview.

I thought it was that but replace men with white people.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Y'know, while this remains immensely useful I do wonder why so many people treat it like a panacea.

Yeah rule of thumb for compliments-- compliment something that took effort, not something that is endemic to the person. For example-- "You have nice boobs" versus "I really like the effort you put into your push-up bra and cardigan today. It really makes your cleavage pop. And if there's foundation or other makeup on your chest I'd never be able to tell."

How about noticing changes in make-up, yay or nay?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Evans

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chumbler posted:

I guess it's like having a prostitute on retainer.

Or is that fin dom?

No, a fin dom is a dominatrix that guys pay to, well, pay. There's guys out there who literally get their jollies out of handing over money.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zzulu posted:

If we're in a marriage, I expect my partner to want to gently caress me every day even though i look like this
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Sexual desire by contract

For fucks sake Zzulu, don't save passwords on a shared computer.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pick posted:

Go to church. (not a joke.)

So he should pretend to be religious to get a gf? Creepy!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Shanghaied posted:

But then again, I'm not in STEM.

So then why are you talking about academic success? :smuggo:

(Jk, I have a worthless humanities degree too)

Actually, I have a friend of a friend who fits this mold pretty well. Pretty smart guy, 6-figure salary in programming or something similar. He's not even that stereotypically nerdy when you see him: in reasonably good shape, clean, short hair and while he's hardly particularly fashionable his dress sense is at least inoffensive. Regardless, he's clueless with women to the point of saying to a mutual friend that he accepts that he'll die alone. As far as I know he's not even bitter about his life.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

Yeah, some of those war orphans are CHADS! If any of them has had sex even once, then by default their life is infinitely better and they can never know the truly worst pain in the world, the pain of being an incel!

Not quite. The chads live next door.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zzulu posted:

no one even knows ur a virgin unless you tell them

Strictly speaking yeah but regardless, people will look down on you in the same manner if you're romantically awkward, don't know how to approach in a bar or whatever.

But I do agree with hazcat that it's still a lot better than the way incels view women.

E: I was at a small house party a while back and a woman who was there launched into a spiel about how I should start doing something constructive youth my life which is fair enough I guess even if I didn't ask for her advice. Then out of nowhere she asked me how I expected to get a relationship if I didn't do anything with my life. Like wtf, I never even mentioned I was single. Maybe I just radiate desperation somehow.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

You sir/madam, are getting the pictures mixed up. That is when they piss.

They can walk when they piss though.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Khazar-khum posted:

Won't they trip?

No. If you recall from the Chad shower, water repels away from Chad.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

What's his weight/smell?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

Based on this and his reaction to the news about your upcoming wedding, he probably has no idea what normal human interaction is like and is just winging it.

Doesn't everyone wing it till they figure it out?

Zzulu posted:

Real life is exactly like porn

*fucks my wife with 4 other dudes*


Uh, you're supposed to be tied up while the other guys go to town. Way to break the rules of the genre.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

doverhog posted:

Work out, get a career, get friends, get hobbies, etc. If that is too hard, maybe you were not cut out for this world, kid.

Not disagreeing with you but co-workers, friends and fellow hobbyists are just more people who will give you poo poo for not being good with women. Everything starts feeling like a vicious cycle you can't break out of.


Oh and most incels are probably far enough along the spectrum so as not to "get" friendships. Hell, someone even mentioned that a lot of them just straight up don't have hobbies or interests.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

i like that posted:

They have all kinds of problems with their worldviews. Why do they hate women for something men do as well, and on a larger scale? All humans value good looks, you shouldn't take it personally because it's human nature.

I think maybe they feel that women are lying or being sneaky about it. If they ever have actually been rejected by a woman (after having, you know, actually tried), there's a good chance the were given a soft blow to let them down gently rather than being told they were sexually repulsive because of their weight/looks/hygiene/creepy vibe. So you end up with guys taking rejection really personally as a judgement on their entire being.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

lazorexplosion posted:

I Become Infuriated When Femoids Don't Respond to Me

I'll text them on Snapchat and they'll just ignore me (Having them on Snap doesn't mean poo poo, I can get their usernames from normie acquaintances).

How DARE a femoid ignore me. Have some respect and common decency. But I am not a person to them. gently caress them, they need to die.

When I read about radicalised Muslims who go off to Syria and blow themselves up for Isis, I feel sad not just for the victims but also for the guy who died not when the suicide belt was detonated but whenever the toxic ideology first took root in him.

Sometimes I feel something similar for incels.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Imagined posted:

There's nothing you can do to make a woman attracted to you if she isn't already, but there are thousands of things you can do to repel her even if she started out liking you.

Working out, getting nice clothes, haircuts, becoming a more interesting person and working on your social skills?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


Acktually, not even Isis decree that Jews and Christians should be put to death. They have to submit to Islamic rule and pay jizya.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

Nah, it's simpler than that. The boy was sincerely wishing that the girl do well on the test, and because wishes have actual power she did. The girl said she wished the boy would pass the test, but because she is a lying whore femoid Stacy, she didn't care enough so her wishes had no power. Therefore the boy failed.

It is a hugely incel image. the incel boy not only expects reciprocation of his well wishes, he also expects to be gifted something, (good marks/sex) and blames insincere lying women when he does not recieve that gift on a silver plate. Wheras if he had just worked a little, (studied), he could have got a perfectly acceptable result.

So did saint Elliott not truly, sincerely want to win the lottery?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

Honestly, still beats what he was doing before.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

MettleRamiel posted:

It's when a woman just lays there during sex, legs and arms spread, motionless. Like a starfish

And the stuck-up roastie won't even drink your hotdog flavored water.

Anyway, incels should distract themselves by getting some hobbies instead of doing it all for the nookie.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Solar Tornado posted:

I find it funny these guys dont get that contradictions are a thing that exists in life because they're so hard-wired to think 'logically'. For example: "Looks matter, but they also don't matter" is a valid statement because although it has been studied and proved that people tend to show more positive feelings towards attractive people, it can only get you so far once they realize you are a shallow, boring person to talk to.

And that's kinda the thing, right? They dont have much going on in their lives. These guys are probably very boring to talk to.

See, that's not a contradiction. You explain your point quite well. When I first read the normie parody I wasn't sure if it was a parody or not because people can be so bad a phrasing advice.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

David Heinrich posted:

I can't comprehend how creepy this guy must be to be playing an instrument and volunteering at an animal shelter and still not be loving.

He could also be reaaaaaaally weird looking.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.

I'm guessing suicide/liver disease/ heart attacks thin them out.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

dude, everyone knows that life is harder for people who are less traditionally attractive. that's not a revelation. yes, sometimes really hot folks can get away with behaviors that would be called creepy when done by an ugly person. everybody loving knows that. but these guys are nowhere near a level of ugliness that would truly doom them. it is all in their heads, and their hatred and insecurity and general hosed-up-ness is showing in their body language and the vocabulary they choose, even when they think they are hiding it and passing for a normie. it's not hard to tell when someone is filled with hate and disdain if they are near you, it is super obvious.

Really? What are some of the tells?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

are you saying you can't tell this about someone, or are you asking how to not display this yourself?

The first one and also to make sure I'm not giving off wrong signals whenever I don't actually hate someone.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

hyphz posted:

It was Usenet before that. There used to be a genuinely helpful incel group on myonlineplace where this hateful stuff would get you banned.. but it ran out of funding. :(

Popularity sells. Heck, there's actual porn sites revolving around videos of women talking to the camera about how "they can gently caress any man they like while you are paying money to jack off to them and hear them taunt you". Those should probably be banned first, after all, they make money directly from that.

Why should they be banned? I don't think there's anything wrong with guys getting off on being dominated.

If anything, findom should be banned. Imo, dominance/submission is best left in a cordoned-off section of your life.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

hyphz posted:

It's pretty obvious that those clips are targeting Reddit style incels and confirming their mindset, though.

I doubt it. I don't think incels actually enjoy feeling humiliated.

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