[P/I] from the larva to the bee

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DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Dr. Killjoy posted:

two words I've barely heard the last couple days: Iron Dome

what's up with that?

You must not be on the Appropriations Committee.

https://twitter.com/MessengerPol/status/1712069008759963712

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:37

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:02

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

I think it is fair of Tlaib to vote present on a bullshit bill with lots of boilerplate anti-racism language stapled to some atrocious doublethink, I mean she'll take a tremendous amount of heat just for that. The other 432 can go to hell.

The lone No (Republican) just has the moderate lib take from 5 years ago:

https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1729656551596564812

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 22:01

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

One quarter of the Ivy Presidents down.

Eat your heart out Joe McCarthy, what did you ever do, get a few actors shitcanned?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 19:39

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Ardennes posted:

The fact that she was "unanimously" supported by the Harvard board and then just resigns a few weeks later is a bit suspect. The board didn't have the guts to openly can her so they just kept her on until the narrative passed a little bit.

Reading between the lines of her resignation letter it is very obvious she was made to resign and is only not making a bigger protest because they've agreed to return her to faculty.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 20:16

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

I said come in! posted:

All of this because a handful of students came out in support of Palestinians. Harvard as far as I know addressed the situation, so I don't know what the problem is unless i'm probably missing something?

If you'd followed the reporting (or D&D) you'd know she's actually resigning because of her horrible plagiarism scandal dug up by crack investigative reporter Christopher Rufo.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 20:32

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

The ISIS statement is a little suspect in that they are claiming the bombings were done by two agents wearing explosives, the Iranian reports were of two remotely detonated large bags. The number of deaths is way higher then most any suicide vest attack in history.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 18:07

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Willa Rogers posted:

Does this help the odds that Israel might be told to rein it in or nah?

Does make me think if they don't issue a provisional order in short order there is zero chance they decide to find against Israel down the road .

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 18:13

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Al-Saqr posted:

Oh so netanyahu just flat out said they're going to take the philadelphia axis which legally is a nullification of the camp david accords and de-facto is an invasion of egypt lol

Will Egypt object, or have they already agreed to eat poo poo on this too?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 19:05

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Rip Testes posted:

Apparently the cargo ship just suffered a dent from the missile and is sailing on. What are these ballistic missiles being deployed that seemingly, in this case, don't pack a lot of punch? It makes me wonder how big a threat to shipping beyond hijacking exists that requires the West getting into military strikes on yet another country.

Are the insurance underwriters who evaluate shipping routes really going to look at that video and say "seems fine"?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 18:32

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1757135971764822220

CIA Director with the clutch play.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 22:38

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Egypt which is also a leal US proxy also has a land border with Gaza, but the U.S. can't just send in aid relief that way because the Israelis told Egypt they can't and the U.S. sent the CIA director to strongarm Egypt into complying.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 19:13

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Clip-On Fedora posted:

�fully supports�

They'll be quite chuffed to get away with everyone accepting this famine can only be alleviated by sea and air.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 20:03

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1766190879998431519?t=FbDLKeAxaHhnridjLG46kg&s=19

So it's never happening and/or the Pentagon is actively trying to kill it.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 21:07

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?

Makes a lot more sense as a point for forced migration of those starving Gazans that conveniently doesn't require the consent of Egypt.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 19:45

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Hatebag posted:

so some texans that want all the israeilis to die because that'll make jesus come back and kill all the muslims made a special Abomination Cow so that israelis can go into a muslim holy site and desecrate it?

quote:

"We're going to accept the Messiah, and we need the Messiah to come," Byron Stinson, a Texan who helped bring the cows to Israel, said at the gathering. "For me, the red heifer is red for the blood of Jesus Christ. That's why it's red."

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 21:44

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

This isn't a case of loopholes, this is just ignoring the numerous reasons why the sacrifice would not be allowed and, even if it were, would not be relevant.

Why wouldn't Israel allow it? They've funded the Temple Institute that pulled all this together.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 22:30

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Oh that too but I meant in 2022, the US approached Canada about sending troops to Haiti, which the government tentatively felt out on CBC and in the Globe and Mail.

Left opposition was still trying to coax them in yesterday.

https://twitter.com/KamloopsePub/status/1773011879587467668

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:39

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

You'll be able to tell if this was a colossal gently caress up or the deliberate murder of aid workers entirely by if it results in more or less food coming into Gaza. Sure seems like Israel got exactly what it wanted and will suffer about as much consequences as they did for the other 200 aid workers they killed.

Stereotype posted:

Israel intentionally murdered a bunch of foreign aid workers because they are getting in the way of their genocidal crusade. This is a warning to other aid workers that they are not safe, Israel will openly murder them if they don't leave, and no one is going to do anything to stop them.

Yeah it makes strategic (if ghoulish) sense for Israel to get as many empathetic western eyeballs out of theatre while they get down to the ugliest part of the campaign.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 20:46

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Pookah posted:

That sub is obviously insanely defensive of everything Israel has done, and even they are struggling to find an angle on this that doesn't make the IDF appear to be either incredibly undisciplined or just outright murderous.

They just haven't settled on a narrative long enough for anything to drown out the cognitive dissonance, but they will.

This new line from the Americans about a communications breakdown between the Southern Command and COGAT is a lot better nonsense. Most peoples first reaction, even some in C-SPAM, is this had to be a accident, much easier to feed them that slop.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 21:05

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Al! posted:

honestly? they hosed up and did it on a Monday, typically a slow news day

The point was not to do it under the radar though, the point was to get all the aid organizations (and the aid itself) out of Gaza. They needed the story to register if it was really going to clear the ground.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 22:55

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1775561075582234807

Oops forgot to follow up about the hundreds of tonnes of food that have been diverted due to this "accident" which Israel could easily let in at any time.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:59

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

CheetoVonTito posted:

So if this was the motive all along�then what�s their main objective? Use the �port� for what? A mechanism to deport Palestinians�?

https://x.com/gregjstoker/status/1775582164442026412?s=46

Bear in mind the port was not a new idea when it was announced at the SOTU, Bibi suggested the idea to Biden on October 22 (source: https://www.jpost.com/international/article-791239). The port is a long term Israel objective, it'll be one of the things they point to to show what they accomplished when it's over.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 19:19

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

mcmagic posted:

Highly ironic that it took the killing of 7 white folks to get one of the most powerful arab states in the world to do this, not the other 35k dead palestinians.

Would be nice if any of these outraged world leaders could spare a word for the hundreds of tonnes of aid diverted, the entire aid organizations exiting the theatre and the increased blocking of land aid since the attack.

No aid trucks in northern Gaza since deadly strike

quote:

The Kuwait roundabout is almost empty of people waiting for aid trucks. Since the air strike that killed seven aid workers, the very few trucks transporting aid to northern Gaza - where residents are suffering from famine - have stopped.

Three aid charity groups have stopped transporting aid in the wake of the recent raid.

Osama Tawfiq, who lives in Gaza City, tells me: "The products in the market were very scarce and expensive before and are now almost unavailable. The price of a kilo of flour has increased by 100% since the aid trucks stopped. Last week I bought it for $10 (�8). Today it has become $20, almost not available in most stores."

Aid trucks to northern Gaza stopped after the decision of the United Arab Emirates, which was co-ordinating their arrival with Israel, to suspend its humanitarian operations following the air strike on aid workers.

The suspension of work threatens to exacerbate the hunger crisis there, where residents are living in tragic, near-famine conditions.

Would also be nice if they weren't giving the genocidaires exactly what they want.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 20:16

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Marenghi posted:

The bad thread has reopened.

The calmest of Hitlers has been made an IK so that should allow the thread to remain open without any accusations of genocide being thrown around.

Both Sides™ the cause of, and solution to, all of D&D's problems.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 20:39

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

This all would make the paranoia trap gambit funnier.

More likely Iran and the US have worked out an understanding about how and when they'll shoot something and what the counterreaction will be.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 22:11

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

ded redd posted:

heh heh
https://twitter.com/theJagmeetSingh/status/1779323316416794857
canada

Today he's calling for the IRGC to be designated a terror group.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 21:45

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Good Citizen posted:

also during her article about the �stabbing� she told the post she was currently shopping for an eyepatch (even though there was no damage, because she�s full of poo poo)

That's just lazy, if she'd gone down to the dollar store and picked up a kid's party eyepatch she'd probably be getting interviewed by CNN right now.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 17:34

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Apparently, this is something he just does

quote:

In August last year, Ben Gvir was involved in another accident when his vehicle ran a red light while on the way to an interview. Hebrew media have reported that he routinely instructs his driver to flout traffic rules.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:12

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Butter Activities posted:

Cheers to whoever hit Ben Gvir’s car while he was running a red, jeers for not killing him

All the calm Hitlers over on r/Isreal were also complaining he survived. At least he's a massive liability :gbsmith:

PhilippAchtel posted:

[P/I] Out of my way! I'm Hitler!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:37

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Al-Saqr posted:

====

Biden: Hamas has become the only obstacle to ceasefire

The US president said Hamas �is now the only obstacle to an immediate ceasefire and relief for civilians in Gaza.�

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1785390462624465071

Why isn't Hamas signing onto our ceasefire deal that comes with a non-negotiable armed intervention?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 21:51

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Honest Thief posted:

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1788952319981220075

This is just a live interpretive performance of the Eric Andre meme.

# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:22

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:02

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Neo Rasa posted:

Is it just most of Europe?

Them and Canada, basically the countries whose I/P boilerplate response is "two state solution" doing their usual "no, not like that".

# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:57

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