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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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SKULL.GIF posted:

It seems like mostly predicated on cable TV viewership, which is falling across the board for all shows, not just the NFL, because people are moving more and more towards streaming services.

It sure would be cool if the NFL's streaming options didn't suck rear end.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Ok, "NFL's legal streaming options".

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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waah posted:

So why didn't he just go The Replacements route and hire actual strippers and prostitutes and everyone would have been happy. Change the name to Washington Sentinels, and hire Keanu Reeves to be QB.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

may washington never win again

:agreed:

iospace posted:

You could shutdown all the "cheerleader" squads in the NFL and maybe lose 1 fan.

Counterpoint: a stupidly high number of people lost their poo poo over the anthem protests and swore off the NFL.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Manoueverable posted:

It all just reeked of a man who thinks he's five times as clever as he actually is.

This sounds like most sports journalists tbh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I think @aussielarsen1 needs to take less breathes. Like, down to 0 breathes.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

Melvin Ingram and Melvin Gordon are different people

hosed up if true

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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little munchkin posted:

was reading about the redskins cheerleader sex trafficking thing and saw this



lol of course Chris Kluwe hangs out in the Deadspin comment section

I hate having to agree with Chris Kluwe

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Kinda hoping he doesn't play again so that he can actually walk 10 years from now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I hope Petty filed a civil suit against his tackles over that play :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Hizawk posted:

A hippie girl working at an all natural grocery store in Ottawa Canada wears her Matt Ryan jersey to work some days because he's 'So hot'.

I mean, really? His QB QT score has to be top 20ish at best.

matt_ryan_fanfic.txt

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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He lost his arbitration case partially because his Twitter bio said "Tight End" too.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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She hates John Harbaugh too?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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whypick1 posted:

Kinda hoping [Cliff Avril] doesn't play again so that he can actually walk 10 years from now.

Sounds like that is the case:

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/993567391991844864

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I guess OD'ing is "a reaction".

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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So yeah, Reuben Foster is a shithead.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Silly Burrito posted:

What's the percentage of NFC/AFC North/South Super Bowls since those divisions have only been in existence for 15 years or so?

Going back to the '03 Super Bowl (Bucs/Raiders), % appearances by division:

AFCS: 12.5
AFCE: 43.75
AFCN: 25
AFCW: 18.75
NFCS: 31.25
NFCE: 25
NFCN: 12.5
NFCW: 31.25

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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MNF broadcasting crew will be Jason Witten and Joe Tessitore in the booth with Booger McFarland and Lisa Salters on the sidelines.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Finger Prince posted:

MRA = magnetic resonance angiography?

In case you're not joking, Men's Rights Activist

Ugh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Oh, that rear end in a top hat. Great, just great.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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More proof that this was a very terrible idea:

https://twitter.com/MattBarkley/status/994714780492554240

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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DeAngelo Hall's retiring.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Cheering for the Browns.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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He'll probably get some form of cancer too. Ironically, it would've been prevented by eating just a single strawberry.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Well the "Steeler Way" gave us the Haslam Browns soooooo....

Agreed, Patriot Way is a a bazillion times worse.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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DariusLikewise posted:

If you go by betting lines the biggest Super Bowl Upsets in history are

1. Jets over Baltimore in Superbowl 3 (-18)
2. New England over St. Louis in Superbowl 36 (-14)
3a. New York Giants over New England in Superbowl 42 (-12)
3b. Kansas City over Minnesota in Superbowl 4 (-12)

For kicks, biggest disparities in regards to the spread:

Upsets
1. XLVII: SEA 43 - DEN 8 (DEN -2); -37 points
2. XXII: WAS 42 - DEN 10 (DEN -3); -35 points
3. XVIII: LAR 38 - WAS 9 (WAS -3); -32 points
(III and IV would be #6 and #5 on this list, respectively)

Blowouts
1. XXIV: SFO 55 - DEN 10 (SF -12); +33 points
2. XXVII: DAL 52 - BUF 17 (DAL -6.5); +28.5 points
3. XX: CHI 46 - NWE 10 (CHI -10); +26 points

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Can't wait for Sam Bradford's knee to explode after grazing it

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Finger Prince posted:

Patriots.mp3
The winning format since the days of Napster; not lossless.

ravens.flac, because they are lossless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Tom Brady’s kid is going to be able to put out hits on anyone who gives him poo poo about anything. Giselle is going to make sure he only gets the second rate contractors though.

Aaron Hernandez is dead though...:confused:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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And if you made that GIF as long as it's taken for those photos to get released, it'd still be a faster throwing motion than Tebow's.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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CyberPingu posted:

What would be the call there? Since the hit happened after the QB lost the ball? Though penalties cant be reviewed either...

Since it's Tom Brady, I'm guessing 2 years in prison, minimum.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Silly Burrito posted:

Short of killing Mark Davis and pissing on his ashes during a primetime game, nothing.

Nah, I can think of something that would get him run out of town in a heartbeat:

"The Tuck Rule was a totally fair call and should be brought back immediately"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I hope Larry Fitzgerald loves catching passes from Rosen and sticks around for a few more years, he is fun to watch.

If Ryan Lindley, John Skelton and Blaine Gabbert couldn't make him retire, Fitz is going to be a Cardinal for life...literally.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Which will be just as corporeal as our OL :shepicide:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Won't cost his team a 15 yard penalty for the anthem now :v:

Just get rid of the pre-game anthem already ffs

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Vontaze Burfict nods in approval

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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hifi posted:

i wonder what the superbowl halftime show is gonna be now. i feel like JT was too black

Ed Sheeran

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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EmbryoSteve posted:

He seems a bit old for a first psychotic break. I'll lean towards meth use as my primary suspicion for the onset of these problems

We've seen who knows how many NFLers do crazy poo poo while on synthetic weed and your first instinct is meth?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Look, having a four-peat kinda sucks, but the alternative is this guy experiencing something resembling joy:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1001264701249064960

And gently caress Boston fans

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

Also a hot goalie can Trump anything.

I didn't realize the Vegas team was called the Golden Showers

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