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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1061171030801158146  You're right, it really does sound like a beer ad. I'd not heard donny talk about the 100th anniversary of armistice and was kinda hoping people had "forgotten" to mention it to him.
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Lost in translation. What Macron said was that he was a little teste. In that he's fat, round, the next in line's an arsehole, and he's largely motivated by a dickhead. Also he has odd skin and a bald patch. Just awesome. Stay safe Caligoons. (Please don't let anyone shoot any more Aussie fire-fighters, we'll need them home soon.)
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Flip Yr Wig posted:When you've got the right mindset, you'll always have gorilla jizz on hand.  Blue Footed Booby posted:Not gonna lie, my first thought was "surely pitbulls or something would be easier to acquire?"  Imagine if you will Ben Shapiro smothering under a mountain of cheap knock-off trump bears packed to the ceiling like tribbles... Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Nov 13, 2018 |
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Nov 13, 2018 11:34
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:I can't imagine what comes out of that cocoon. Butterfly with an anger problem?
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Brony Car posted:Are Pelosi’s speaker chances looking that bad? Dead Pimp for speaker. Your Taint posted:I can imagine Trump berating a chair, or a particularly annoying desk. 
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Relentless... Otteration posted:"Abrams ends Georgia governor bid, says she’ll file lawsuit"
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vorebane posted:https://www.theroot.com/gop-mississippi-senator-jokes-about-public-hanging-and-1830386883 
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Party Plane Jones posted:Shockingly fair food is extremely USPOL 
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Nov 19, 2018 11:44
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 Did you create this? That's a beard..? He looks to have put on some weight as well unless he's trying to bootleg butter. sexpig by night posted:I love that people jack off about what a fashion icon she is literally just because her career was wearing nice clothes designers sent her when every instance of her actually showing off her personal aesthetic has been complete garbage.
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cr0y posted:"We are gonna build a dyson sphere and make Xorp-38 pay for it"
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Nov 29, 2018 13:55
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Google Butt posted:I'm sure this has been posted already but lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXiSafSqXAY 
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Dec 2, 2018 01:58
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Something makes me think that the fox panel has felt the hand of haribo sugar free. Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:When the right responds like this Ghost Leviathan posted:I remember there was an article Lowtax contributed to about the history of internet social platforms, with the basic thesis being 'they were all born broken'. That and another one where Lowtax explained SA's moderation style and mechanics and how it contrasts with Twitter's opaque and unpredictable management. https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/nzg4yw/gently caress-you-and-die-an-oral-history-of-something-awful https://theoutline.com/post/2437/wh...KWXsfT_2l5P21zw
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Dec 5, 2018 13:51
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Fart City posted:Here’s the thing: the second they play the national anthem he’s going to do that stupid sway dance. At a funeral. That said, it is Bush... so sway away donny, sway away.
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Pages and pages ago, but I just wanna point out that almost a full day later this tweet is still up.St. John Coltrane posted:Which parts of the dossier have been proven wrong? edit: 
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Ague Proof posted:The administration is a Ship of Feces. A ship of stools..? Dick Trauma posted:For those who were unsure if she was in it for the attention...
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PhazonLink posted:in my fanfic of a super commie Merica, we use sci notation and maybe SI units so the news can get the opportunity to say Gigadollar. quote:The US signed the metre convention and bases all customary units on SI standards. As an aside, the Utah constitution from 1895 required the metric system to be taught in schools. This requirement was repealed in 1987. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Edit: tax. 
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Crow Jane posted:Do you think he uses a stencil, or freehands it?
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Dec 16, 2018 22:58
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I just discovered that the British have an official cabinet position for the cat living at 10 Downing St entitled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and I am freaking the gently caress out. quote:Palmerston was in the news on 3 May 2016, as it was reported that he had caught his first mouse. On 11 July 2016, Palmerston was caught on camera in a stand-off between himself and Larry in and around Downing Street. On 26 July 2016, Palmerston was caught sneaking into Number 10, when the famous black door was left open. He was later evicted by resident police. On 1 August 2016, a journalist caught Palmerston and Larry having a serious cat-fight, which led to Palmerston having damage to his ear and Larry losing his collar. 
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Ballz posted:I couldn’t keep up with the thread today so apologies if this was already posted, but on the other hand the music to it is simply amazing https://twitter.com/techiedad/status/1074886988577288192
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:Illiquid means assets that you can't convert to cash or a market where not many people are participating. It's an actual word, but LOL if anyone is stupid enough to think Trump knows what it means. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/illiquid Edit: DO IT THEN PISS-BABY !! Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Dec 18, 2018 |
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Gilliam II posted:I wish I could convert goatse into audio (not literally, of course, that would just sound like digital noise). What's the approximate auditory equivalent? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2gbduurTo
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Morbus posted:art of the deal~~ Of course they're not even worth that (with the possible exception of the helmet).
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i am harry posted:Have you ever taken a close look at Donald's signature? After what is clearly the T, it appears to go "rumnph" It would not surprise me if donny started the practice when photocopiers first came out and he got sick of signing multiple NDA's/agreements/broken contracts in blue pen. quote:- Just photocopy it Michael... According to google translate this means "Deprived of Lilies" 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:There is zero chance that 99% of those donations aren’t fake. Which would imply that they're not fake. 
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evilweasel posted:is the whole new "steel slats" obsession a way to rebrand the chain-link fencing that exists as THE WALL or is there something else i'm missing Actually I believe it's just the new con. Large parts of the fence are basically that already aren't they? So I guess he'll just post a picture of some existing stretch...  ... and kickback the construction costs to some greased palm. "Look at the beautiful steel slats we just put in... hurrrr"
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Bat-wielding thug huh...? quote:SHARON !!!
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Dec 22, 2018 00:01
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STAC Goat posted:I love that he got a comically oversized stack of folders to put on his empty desk for this photo. Like, he couldn't just have grabbed a believable number. He had to go all Scooby Doo sandwich size stack.
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PhazonLink posted:McD doesnt have paper menus you can bring home.  (... ok, it's not a menu, but would you expect him to read one?)
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Crow Jane posted:My favorite thing about Ann Coulter, besides "nothing", is that she knows full well she's unlovable and is gonna die alone. Crow Jane posted:My bf bought me Soulcaliber 6 for my birthday the other day. The character creator is pretty cool:
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), so I put him in his tweetin' wear. You're welcome.
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RuanGacho posted:Would a Trump tracker feed his ego or make him mad?  I hope.
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Crow Jane posted:If we had to have a reality tv president (which honestly was probably inevitable), RuPaul would've been an objectively much better choice, imo.
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Crow Jane posted:In my wildest dreams, they unite as one and descend on the White House 
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Ate My Balls Redux posted:lol remember when he had to sign that international agreement, and he signed his name in all three spots for signatories to sign? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_CnCD54L_M&t=4670s Trudeau didn't hold his copy up, likely because he believes it's a useless piece of bog-rag. But there's no credible reports of donny actually loving it up.
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ZypherIM posted:I don't have a dog in this fight, but the way people were phrasing it sounded a lot more like "public defenders are just as good as a private attorney" which may have not been the intent but that is how it came across. Krispy Wafer posted:The current season of the Serial podcast...
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I mean, it's uncanny... Edit: tax 
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Trump just learned about backslashes and got excited.
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