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MysticalMachineGun posted:Compound interest is great, which is why banks are putting more hurdles in the way of poorer people to access it - my wife's savings account only accrues interest if you deposit a certain amount a month and don't make any withdrawals. Not to be a shill, but online banks can get you 4.5% APR on no minimum balance online accounts. I use Betterment.com personally. While not as readily accessible as a local bank, it's not bad for mid-long term stuff...
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Frank Frank posted:They both know what would happen. Zero chance it ever happens but if somehow it does, it will be heavily scripted with zero danger to either ultra billionaire Come, on, let us dream of billionaire running man. Winner can have social media.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Man looks like he should be in a Game of Thrones book Looks like he got his face from that faceless men temple.
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Beeswax posted:Ah, hm. Better than he zap he own wang than drink he own sons blood, I suppose. Not that it seems to be an either/or situation He drinks a vampire drink He zaps his dong a bit He sleeps with boners that remind him of the good times He sleeps with boners that remind him of the better times
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Hippocrass posted:Man, whatever happened to, like, just living in a house. Because it's a property ladder, I buy a starter home, then sell it at a profit, then buy a better house, and up and up until I'm an aristocratic landowner. No I'm not going to build more houses, that's just dumb.
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So it's like a strong egg nog?
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Mr.Radar posted:Someone in the Tweet replies mention the store brand and I found this ad showing their "medium" soda being held by a person: That's alotta wood for a convenience store.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Casey’s primarily serves tiny communities, their strategy was to go where McDonalds wouldn’t in the 80s/90s, and convenience stores in the Midwest typically carry wood for fireplaces, pits, and wood stoves. Oh. Well now it makes me sad. The 7-11 near me charged 8.00 for wood.... Could not imagine if lower income folks had to rely on that for heating.
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TinTower posted:Cigarette-packet maths (assuming Olrox is 200–300 years old and Nocturne is set around the French Revolution) suggest he would've been turned around the time Tenochtitlan fell, which means it's not out of the realm of possibility. Boy do I have a book for you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Mormon
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Hyperlynx posted:
My local zoo has a food kiosk called the Cat Wok Cafe in its Asia section.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Tbh I've been writing executive summaries from multi-day seminar transcripts using chatgpt it's been amazing. What used to take a few days is reduced to half a day. I still wait three days, but 2.5 of them are doing another job. Wasn't word able to do that like 20 years ago?
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Platystemon posted:too late op i’m imagining it was this matt perry If that were the case, he would have pulled some guns and demanded to be sold tea.
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Leviticus 11:13-19. Per the current U.S. Speaker of the house, bats are birds.
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Biplane posted:"Decimate every last being" lol He's calling for a weight loss program?
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Son of Rodney posted:Elon thinks the empire in 40k are the good guys All those who would profit from the empire believe they are the good guys.
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D-Pad posted:Israel is the last country that should be getting Children of The Dead Seed Well, Mary was impregnated by the Holy Ghost...
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Biplane posted:We should switch to Star Trek stardates. I say LOTR ages. Time to close the age of Christ and start something new.
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ImpAtom posted:"Feed the system the most accurate version of humanity" is such a supervillain statement. Our speech will be so free and perfect that only one opinion will be allowed.
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Beastie posted:Mormons lack imagination and therefore they can only conceive of the most milquetoast boring porn, lol Utah. The sad thing is that Pornhub is actually blocked in Utah. These people were using VPNs to access boring porn.
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GD_American posted:Those maps are always engagement bait. Don't give them the oxygen. Yeah, think about all the engagement and clicks they'll they get on the somethingawful.com forums. It's always worthwhile to laugh at Ohio.
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Knormal posted:I must once again refer everyone to the Mario 3 manual, Nintendo's attempt to Stalin history must not be allowed to stand. Wait... They're all named after musicians?
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DIG, HIDE, BODY
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:https://x.com/youbitchman/status/1744585090498510887?s=46 Just digging a tunnel complex with the boys.
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I have a couple family members who work as guides in Zions and Arches and according to them, they spend a lot of their energy trying not to argue with tourists who believe the earth is only 6000 years old.
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Air Skwirl posted:I don't think Young Earth Creationism is Mormon doctrine. In my experience, Mormons ascribe to a wide variety of Evangelical beliefs in addition to the tenets of sci-fi Christianity. Although one fun LDS belief is that bigfoot is actually the biblical Cain. An early church founder wrote in 1835: quote:As I was riding along the road on my mule I suddenly noticed a very strange person walking beside me. . . . His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, . . . and his mission was to destroy the souls of men.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:It's more than complicated. If you're an LDS student, you are subject to monitoring by the BYU honor code, which includes being at church every week, not having sex if you're straight, not having any kind of romantic relationship if you're gay, not swearing, following the (strict) dress code, "Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, vaping, marijuana, and other substance abuse." Don't forget that getting sexually assaulted could also constitute an honor code violation. And don't expect much help from the local cops either. https://www.sltrib.com/news/2017/07/27/byu-students-say-victims-of-sexual-assault-are-targeted-by-honor-code/
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repiv posted:bad dragon, the dragon dildo emporium They've got things that look like candles, but you gently caress them. But what about candles that smell like things you should gently caress? https://decentcandle.com/
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He's basically making the argument that "If all those people we tortured were innocent, why did they confess to such horrible things under torture?".
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freeedr posted:Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language You can tell other players that you have wood for sheep and it doesn't sound totally weird in the context.
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apatheticman posted:Yeah, trying to get a consistent product out with the wild variety of a base product must be maddening. And why do all these companies seem to just want to make cider into another beer? I drink cider because I dislike beer. I don't want your extra bitter hopped hazy cider. Just give me my adult apple juice in a sippy cup and leave.
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Air Skwirl posted:It should be noted however, the CIA operates inside the US all the god damned time. They'll just claim to be from a different agency. Bureau of Weights and Measures. We need to weigh your money back at our lab ma'am.
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Putin discovers ancient laboratory of Yakub the scientist who invented white people. NATO is doomed.
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Tree Bucket posted:Oh no! Foreign agents have infiltrated Dominos and transformed their pizza into inedible pizza-coloured cheese slurry! It wasn't foreign agents. Some guy just opened a procurement company, got the contract to provide pizza to the pentagon, then subcontracted the actual pizza part out to Domino's. That company is now making an 8000% profit supplying pizzas.
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CharlestheHammer posted:They still use the caulk gun. What else would they use Like a rotary hand soap dispenser? I imagine like a machine cow's udder of condiments.
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This looks like an unfortunate transporter accident with the cast of Seinfeld.
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Hyperlynx posted:To me it means "the one I continually mix up with the one with Cloud and Tifa and Aeris, because I keep forgetting which is 6 and which is 7". Why is it talking about FF6? That's obviously FF3.
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Diego's not sad, just old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_(tortoise)
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