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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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These boston dynamics robots are getting weirder

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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wesleywillis posted:

Me and a guy at work cane up with a new one. 'threading'. It's like docking, but with a 'little twist'.

Sounding with a drill bit

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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mischief posted:


I think my best animal story was opening a trailer in the primary, I think it was from PA to NC, and the angriest goose I've ever seen in my life just exploded out of the door towards the sort aisle. He was in that building for days haunting unloaders and sorters at all hours. You'd just hear random shrieking from one of the other quads. He eventually got out a bay door.

I want to work in a warehouse haunted by a goose

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

They should have retreated to the Video Village, and sent the effects guys to the F/X Nook, and the sound guys to the Audio Hutch. Anyone left over could've gone to the extra space in the Craft-Services Den.

The naughty members on set get sent to the BDSM Bunker.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Why does he separate the radiator from the rest of the car? An environmental thing?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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PainterofCrap posted:

That's a carppie way to start your day

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Some say it is still falling.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YmuvSBt.mp4

enable sound to turn canadian

I need to know what he was running after at the end.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Cat Hatter posted:

So, if he'd managed to remove it himself why did he call the police?

He needed someone to see what he could fit up his rear end

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Humphreys posted:

Thats a bullshit arguement. Also as an Aussie, we ABSOLUTELY grew up calling all adults sirs or ma'ams, or Mr and Mrs.

Having been an aussie for all of my life, I have never called an older person I know sir or ma'am and the only people I called mr or mrs were teachers.

The only scenario I can see myself using sir or ma'am in is one where I don't feel comfortable shouting oi dickhead

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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ahhh the piss yourself simulator

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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ILL Machina posted:

Uhh. What does that mean: "the United way provided thousands of extras"?

kidnapping

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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PetraCore posted:

Chimp arms are so absurdly long in proportion to human arms that even if they're smaller they've got the reach advantage, and those arms are buff as hell. Getting into a fight with a chimp sounds like a good way to lose your face, it's just not worth it.

EDIT: These are the proportions involved



long armed bastard thinks he's better than me, wait until he's in a rear naked choke

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Sagebrush posted:


lady apes have puffier vaginas though.

so do you know this from experience or what?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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would the chance of beating a chimp go up if you wore some sort of metal chastity belt to stop it biting your dick off?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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ahh the stupid things you do when girls are watching

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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thats a big sugar cube

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I'm going to assume that machine is being driven by someone and isn't a robot that's one lightning strike away from trimming people

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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They can't mow us all down!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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did it see its shadow?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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https://i.imgur.com/zoLSG84.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The My Summer Car sequel is looking good

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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someones in trouble

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Arivia posted:

what about pikablu then

he's water type

get your drat facts straight

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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spookykid posted:

I could watch that guy in teal get a tire to the head all day.

That's the second skidmark he got that day.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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the machine hungers

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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dogs only do this when they are stressed

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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that orange and blue truck is a transformer

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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he really wants to finish his pizza order

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Cat Hatter posted:

You just carry planks around with you everywhere in case you come across something awkward?

you dont?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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tennis ball harvest is bountiful this year

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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PainterofCrap posted:

Somebody mention hard fezzes?



those are energy domes not fez

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Can i get a hint as to whats wrong?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Oh, i was too caught up trying to figure out why it wouldn't turn all the way to notice

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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was that a battery exploding or the bike making contact with the 3rd rail?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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It's how they filmed the cave dwelling triceratops sequence in Prehistoric Planet

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Humbug Scoolbus posted:

How in the hell did they get the lead line through a pipe that clogged in the first place? :psyduck:

tiny boat

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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You would think that robot arms would have "if cannot complete action, return to first position and try again" programming

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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So does some unlucky fellow have to dive and get the slidey things back?

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Why did it shoot out of the bottle?

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