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I don't drink Corona so I'll be fine. Lol just kidding, I'm gonna buy a 12 pack just to make sure I get it.
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Went to two stores today, both were completely out of dried beans except Garbanzo, guess nobody wants Falafel during quarantine.
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Is it possible that we are living in the timeline where Rainbow failed to prevent the ecoterrorists from deploying their virus?????
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Mar 16, 2020 03:35
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It says they're still letting medical supplies through, so that means my order of dog toothpaste will probably still make it. Godspeed.
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I don't understand how anyone is masturbating what with all the restaurants closed.
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Mar 25, 2020 18:49
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Trust the bag hand wiht your credit card.
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Mithaldu posted:i don't understand how "a european country went third reich" news has only 11k retweets You think most americans know Hungary is in Europe?
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Sounds like the thing we really needed to mask was our buttholes.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:There's got to be a term for maps where the south is bright red for being the worst at something. babooned rear end map
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I would eat those polygonal sloppy tamales.
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Bert Roberge posted:Now that the ticks have come out of hibernation I can finally get Corona with Lyme. Heh
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Dixville posted:Stores apparently are turning people without face covering away here. Riverside county CA has made them mandatory Right around the time everyone is getting a check for $1200 dollars, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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slow_twitch posted:who the gently caress pays for a duck? they are free Only if they're in season and according to this sign planted in the middle of the forest it's currently Wabbit season. e: I was mistaken, it is currently Duck season. e2: my bad, my original assessment was correct. dudeness fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Apr 9, 2020 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:COVID has killed the XFL. I'm normally anti bailout but the american people need this.
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Zero One posted:Prohibition had government leaders in on it too. I'm not talking about cities or states where the elected leaders decide to lift restrictions. That's totally legal (but stupid). Welcome to the OC.
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Apr 14, 2020 02:19
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Now ya' honor I may be ah simple naked lawyer, but ma client...
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Apr 15, 2020 04:28
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Guy who invented windows knows a thing or two about viruses.
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Apr 15, 2020 19:00
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They have to be misspelling on purpose right? Like they think they're "owning" people by doing it or some poo poo?
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Apr 16, 2020 04:02
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Crackin' Open Up America
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Anne Whateley posted:A lot of people are, I think they think it makes them look cool and casual Like wearing your backpack with only one strap in middle school.
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At the store today and it seemed like more people were maskless than usual including store employees. Second wave here we come!
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Lets just say buffy was a female dog and it was the middle of a pandemic.
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Apr 21, 2020 02:08
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Has anyone correlated the effects of long term angel dust usage against Covid-19? Asking for a friend.
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Pinche Rudo posted:The cure has been found. Back in the office on Monday! Huffin' Clorox over here, thank you president!!!
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Apr 24, 2020 01:00
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Perhaps it's actually microwave radiation, better microwave my body and also microwave dinner just to be safe. No harm.
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The IRS is like super underfunded lol.
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Apr 24, 2020 20:43
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re: dick armored core. I'm not sure what "shower" means but I assume it's gooood?
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Oh show-er, I was thinking of the bathing apparatus a shower.
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Time_pants posted:Right, but isn't there a rule that the Coronavirus can't infect rich, important people? They're, like, out of bounds of something. He's built up his immune system by sharing bodily fluids with other non-human mammals.
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bird with big dick posted:this is violence You can hear the mayo bottle squeak with pain as he drains it of it's life essence.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Walmart parking lot),
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Polio Vax Scene posted:Me last year: Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary And just like Half Life 2 we will wait for an ending that never comes.
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Hazo posted:From our very own DisThread here: We Are All Gonna Die: Nothing will happen to you if you do what you want to do 👍
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*stands by meekly as someone takes my toilet paper* i aint a fuckin sheep
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"Good normal thinking public" is gonna be the way I greet people from now on.
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May 21, 2020 01:33
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zer0spunk posted:One guy had "liked big meals" as his life-summed-up-in-one-sentence Clearly an attempt to get the President to feel empathy.
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Philthy posted:Everybody ready to lock down again!?! Lol you think there's gonna be a second lockdown instead of just barreling through the casualties like there was nothing we could've done.
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MasqueradeOverture posted:https://fox6now.com/2020/06/16/report-next-stimulus-package-could-include-4000-vacation-credit-second-check/ WOoHoo! I"M GOING TO DISNEY LAND! AND THEN IM GONNOA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Cats are just smart enough to know a pandemic and when to mask up. The family didn't even put it on cat, dude was prepped.
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