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Knormal posted:So how does the leprechaun hat fit into things? Notre Dame fan?
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Come on now, Jesus can't possibly be both a Transformer AND Jason Momoa as Aquaman Buddy, do you not know what a Transformer is? Obviously he transforms into Jason Momoa.
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Jul 3, 2021 03:29
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My favorite fact about the ancient Egyptians is that they had a book on dream interpretations, but the dreams were weirdly specific and the dream entry that always stuck with me that was about the dreamer dreaming about loving a jerboa. I don't remember what they thought dreaming about loving a jerboa meant was going to happen, though.
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Jul 8, 2021 14:25
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They all really liked how Jesus washed that lady's feet. Like really REALLY liked it.
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Jul 29, 2021 15:29
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The abbot sighs as he has to reassign the third brother this week from illuminating manuscripts to scrubbing the latrines because they keep drawing pictures of Mary Magdalene in thigh-high black leather heels stepping on Jesus's nuts while Our Lord and Savior wears a gimp mask, but everyone can tell it's Jesus because of the halo.
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Jul 29, 2021 16:35
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Yaldabaoth posted:No one who honestly believes the "Birds aren't real" conspiracy will ever wear a covid mask. What about a corvid mask?
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Aug 11, 2021 01:28
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LET PRESIDENT TRUMP HEAVY DUTY My dude, his heavy duty time is when we got his best tweets, why would we stop him?
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Aug 13, 2021 17:48
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Laocius posted:I don’t think I’ve ever lived in a town that didn’t have at least one of these guys. Interesting position calling the circumcised kilers and brain damaged while pledging fealty to a man who was circumcised.
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Aug 13, 2021 21:13
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lt_kennedy posted:Proof that youre a Kinsey 3 bisexual is the whole cast of this film made you horny. I sent that picture to a friend and she admitted to being horny for the cast too, then followed it up with "Mummy? More like 'Yes Please, Daddy'." So I guess there's something to your assessment.
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Oct 2, 2021 14:34
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Zil posted:The anti
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Oct 7, 2021 18:39
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Axed Nough Lready
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DicktheCat posted:How do the obvious nazis not get their cars destroyed? Probably concerns that the Nazis are armed and/or off-duty police officers.
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Oct 17, 2021 23:23
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No Jesus of mine hates whiskey
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Oct 18, 2021 16:00
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DicktheCat posted:S-slut? She's a woman of color with a degree of political power - she's either a slut or actually a man, obviously!
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Oct 28, 2021 13:58
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The Bloop posted:After we test drove one, my ex and I decided that Yaris sounded so much like a word for ladybits that we used it that way for quite a while and it will forever make me think of that Yaris... Yoni... Yeah... Yeah, I can see that.
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Oct 28, 2021 14:32
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No way is Biden gonna be healthy enough to run in 2024, but I agree with that first statement.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:37
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bird food bathtub posted:No ring, missed opportunity. 3/10 Yeah, it's pretty half-assed.
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Dec 15, 2021 00:13
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Linux Pirate posted:Have some classic crazy Wow, someone actually saw Paul?
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Empty Sandwich posted:I don't have a picture, but I remember driving towards downtown in maybe October of 2016. there was a large late-model Escalade driving really aggressively, juking lanes, and the back was absolutely plastered with political stickers that I couldn't read bc the vehicle zipped by too fast. Drive like it's YOUR turn
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Linux Pirate posted:
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SMH at not even going for the shotgun and the AR on the gun rack as well, just SMDH
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
It's a Chris Kyle quote according to the decal, so it's true. LOL because he's a loving corpse now, LMAO.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:No idea why veterans would be a fan of Trump, or any republicans. They always vote against benefits and healthcare for them lol. TBI turns people into chuds.
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Jun 6, 2022 03:23
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The Bloop posted:What, and I mean this in a genuinely new and unique way, the gently caress Dude wishes he could gently caress Boss Nass, from what I can gather
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Jun 15, 2022 12:01
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Zil posted:Real big oof on this one A piece of ceramic broken off of a spark plug shatters safety glass. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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Jun 26, 2022 03:02
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The official car of C-SPAM. Can't be, there's nothing about killing dogs with bricks.
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Jun 26, 2022 20:58
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:
"USLESS AND UNHEALTHY" had me feeling seen. Then I saw "BUT LOOKING GOOD!" and realized it's not about me.
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Jul 3, 2022 14:16
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Honestly surprised they spelled "Serial killer" right
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Jul 11, 2022 03:38
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Dogmeat posted:i'm going out on a limb here, but i don't think you quite understand the specific ramifications of the statement being made by this particular car owner. I mean, the text made me think the driver was a woman too, but I only just saw the "DRIVER IS GAY" on the bumper. I mean, I'm not sure how a dude loving married men will change the wives' opinion on abortion, but maybe he hasn't reached a critical mass of husbands hosed.
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Jul 13, 2022 02:18
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Bismuth posted:People actually like biden? I thought we just begrudgingly tolerated him because hes not Trump I like Biden... AS A CLOWN. At the CIRCUS. Got 'im.
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Jul 23, 2022 15:09
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Hedley Lamarr: What are your qualifications? Thug: Hedley Lamarr: You said 'cum' five times. Thug: I like cum.
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Aug 6, 2022 20:30
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PISS ON PELOSI poo poo ON SCHUMER ... SCHIFF??? 
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Aug 8, 2022 21:45
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EPICAC posted:
Huh, never seen a pop-up ad on a vehicle before...
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LifeSunDeath posted:do people really crank it to star trek? Buddy, do you even remember the Antedians? Hachi machi, A-WOOOO-ga!
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Sep 21, 2022 01:25
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"MY OWN LAN" - sure is a weird way to brag about your skills with a router.
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Oct 9, 2022 15:01
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Buy a new car, dipshit.
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Gonna refuse to heed the instructions here and just pull up alongside and start screaming "John! JOOOOHHHHHN! What's my name?! What's my NAME, JOHN?!"
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