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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
whats da best way to get a booster cspam

should i just walk into a walgreens or somethin

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
cum deaths

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
america: a horse with no paste

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

i feel like with the amount of people i see dying from covid after posting this poo poo, theres either a perfect venn diagram with adamant antivaxxers that post on social media and death, or the death toll is actually a lot higher than we're seeing.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

so basically it rips through the entire united states by end of january. OPENERUP

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
napkin math:
48,000,000 children unable to be vaxxed
75% of that is 36,000,000
death rate for delta is between .00 and .03, lets split the diff at .02, for pessimism and red states are probably under reporting
7200 dead kids

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hospitalizations and severe illness are at around 2% (for young children with recorded cases) so thats 720,000 severe cases, so long covid seems to be the biggest risk here. ooof.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
please keep in mind im going off numbers that we have. and we have no idea how likely repeat cases are in this scenario and death that may arise from that. or deaths from hospitals being clogged up, etc. but id say thats a pretty safe bet. im worried about giving upwards of a million kids permanent life-worsening symptoms.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

McNugget Buddy posted:

"If you give all the children some sort of permanent disability, their parents will become slaves to employer health coverage, and labor as a whole will be weakened" - some MBA ghoul

little on the nose for bain and associates to recommend masking and mass death

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

HiHo ChiRho posted:

48 million kids in the USA under the age of 12. 75% of that is 36 million kids.

If we guess a CFR of 0.2% based on https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

Then we're looking at roughly 7200 kids dead.

E:F,b

its roughly .02% not .2% massive difference lol

edit lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
the author of that article writes mostly "video game companies are bad because of sexism, actually" and "uber didnt make money this quarter" articles which makes that one sort of baffling. paying dues i guess.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

WampaLord posted:

but the CDC says no!



I guess they're saying "don't wear a face shield with no mask" but if you're at face shield level I'd imagine you're already masked up

wasnt there a study that said people with glasses were like 3x less likely to get covid or something absolutely loving bonkers

it might because glasseswearers remain indoors which gives them bad vision which could be correlation but lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i was in an orange county until yesterday. rip

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Glumwheels posted:

It’s the sparsely populated, trump parts of the state

multnomah just went red and its the densest part of the state by far lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

inferis posted:

we need a waffle house index but for covid

get well soon card stock

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1432111963870486539

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

the surface thing turned out to be wrong but lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

SKULL.GIF posted:

loving lol 2021 is even stupider than 2020. Incredible

the stupid will continue until morale improves

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

fosborb posted:

we'll get there on Sept 9



happy pride

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

goddammit why did you have to say this fauci

rip 2022

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

WampaLord posted:

Dick fog

or covid dick, like whiskey dick

hog fog

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Blackhawk posted:

Out of interest I checked out the NZ GDP vs. time:



Lmao, drat do you think the Covid is going to be by far the biggest deal of our lifetimes? (No, because that will be climate change)

covid's the opening act

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Steve Yun posted:

It’s the μ normal

lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

zone posted:

anyone that still thinks we have anything resembling a working meritocracy at this point is sick in the head lol, lmao

We must live in one otherwise how else would these failsons be at the top of the pyramid? Theyre built different

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

i mean we have no idea how vulnerable people are to reinfections with delta and poo poo so this could be a lot worse too lol

wh o fuckin knows tho

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

RedQueen posted:

idk if this was posted but Israel separated some of their tracking by booster ("impulse") or not

https://datadashboard.health.gov.il/COVID-19/general







booster got some good numbers

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Lovelyn posted:

The site isn't explicit but it appears to be per 100,000 citizens. Graphs themselves say:


Left: active patients
Bottom: age group


Left: critical patients
Bottom: dates (in Israel it is day first, then month)


Left: deaths
Bottom: dates

these numbers are bonkers good and its incredible that a third shot might genuinely all thats needed for most people to be safe from delta lmao

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

OK baizuo posted:

It's illegal for the federal government to keep such a database thanks to Ron Paul lol

pump me full of slut juice

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Thoguh posted:

Is Newsom really in danger of losing or is this just the Democrats having no other messaging to lean on other than saying republicans are scary so vote for us.

the recall is pretty incoherent because i dont think most of california understands that the person who gets the most votes, no matter how stupid that person is, and that person cannot be newsom (so dems are not messaging a backup) so its likely some moron wins but the consequences arent communicated to anyone clearly.

most people seem to think "newsom bad, i guess" or "newsom not terrible, but maybe a republican might win?" which is a complete failure of dem messaging and leadership lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
its ok to make fun of chuds for dying to the virus, while also still feeling sympathetic to powerless groups who are being harmed by their actions. dont blame red states for what is happening to people, blame chuds for inflicting pain unto themselves and only themselves.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

ah here are the aftershocks of the sturgis. love it.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

WampaLord posted:

A parent burying their child is such an unnatural tragedy and we're opening Biden every school

lol

lmao

making america great again, turns out it was great before polio

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today


Yesterday


Some places better, some worse. Land of contrasts, etc.

looks like mostly improvements in the more lib states

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

fosborb posted:

took 9 school days, but word finally spread throughout the 4th grade classes that the teachers can't make you wear your mask

lmao :rip:

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Mask-Slacken

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
well i should get out the popcorn on this one i guess

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
magna cum laude of poo poo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Madjackal is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor… you aren't Madjackal.'

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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