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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Hire Jeff Fisher again so he can find a way to 8-8-1.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Joseph Judge

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Mularkey wasn't even that bad with the Titans is the thing.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Metapod posted:

Stfu yes he was it was he who hired and kept those awful OCs

Exotic smashmouth football paved the way to the Henry-heavy offense of the day. Also, in general is fun to say. Did die on the hill of his bad staff though.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Forrest on Fire posted:

I'm shocked Judge and Zimmer are ahead of Nagy. He's getting eviscerated locally and doesn't really have a ton of national respect.

Says more about Judge and Zimmer than it does anything in favor of Nagy, I think.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Play posted:

I think you're all wrong and we will straight up never see or hear him again, ever, after he retires except when he shows up looking grumpy at those super bowl team reunion things before games

I think in the modern day it's kinda impossible to be a recluse if you've had any level of success, there's just too much media pressure to keep saying stuff. If the OJ saga had gone down a decade later, dude would have a job as a judge in America's Got Talent, and hell, I still think he has a decent shot at it. You just can't fall off the map anymore in this media era.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Urban Meyer is just this guy, y'know.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I really did think Houston was going to be the unparalleled tire fire of the AFC South, I never expected Urban to crater this hard, this fast. Just incredible. I will almost be able to deal with the shame of losing to the the Jets if it means that Derrick Henry personally gets Meyer fired.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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JT Jag posted:

I hate it here

I'm not sure you should, this seems to be resolving itself at lightning pace, and that's better than it being dragged out. And the meantime... bring out the popcorn!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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I kinda wonder what would've happened if he'd gone the full non-apology route and said, "What I do in my personal time is no one's business, gently caress off." If he hadn't hitched his image so much to Tim Tebow and Papa John's and all this wholesome conservative family values culture poo poo, he probably wouldn't have to do any of this. Then again, I keep thinking modern society is less concerned about people's affairs than they were in the past and then I keep seeing them being titillated by it. Doesn't help he left his team to go do this poo poo.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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bobjr posted:

It would have been funny if a third, even worse video game out after this new apology

For that one, we're going to have to log onto pornhub.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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mayodreams posted:

So you’re saying it’s Kansas.


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Meyer is going to have way way better options than a Kansas tier team.

i hate you all

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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sweet thursday posted:

A children's book of Urban Meyer's thumb finding itself in random buttholes around the world, fostering a global perspective and an interest in different cultures
Oops! You're Not My Wife! on kickstarter right now

The new hit cartoon Where In An rear end in a top hat Is Urban Meyer's Thumb? coming this fall to Disney XD.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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When I think about the Jags, I definitely think the main problem is Trevor Lawrence, lol.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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The joke with David Stern was always "nobody fucks with him because he knows where all the bodies are buried," and that always made me roll my eyes because how many bodies are actually in any sports league's closet anyway, but holy poo poo if Goodell isn't showing commissioners absolutely are where they are because "they know where the bodies are buried," this absolutely was a personal mission to get rid of Gruden for insulting him personally and forgetting who has what hidden where. And now it all subsides back in the ocean like some sated kaiju.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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How you gonna hate the sin when you play for Sin City? My column:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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MacheteZombie posted:

If I go racist, then will you still call me coach gruden?

I love this site.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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FizFashizzle posted:

Is tua sexually assaulting massage therapists as well

Would make Miami aiming for Watson suddenly make a lot more sense.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Play posted:

Oh cool! I'll have to put that game on later and check it out, missed it obviously because of when it took place.

You should, game's really fun and really, really stupid.

I know it probably didn't effect much because it's not like the Dolphins' loss came from time management, but those two Flores challenges really just stick in my mind as prime examples of, "The dumber team today in a game against Urban loving Meyer." Like, the Jags had the body language of a team that was going to collectively Vontae Davis at the end of the game for the first half and then they got into the game and won, and all I can think of is those dumbass challenges.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Denver's won games and doesn't have a real quarterback, those both don't seem like things that necessitate an emergency situation like a mid-season firing.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Thinking of Wade and how he was the ultimate "really good coordinator but probably shouldn't be a head coach" made me think of Norv Turner and I'm actually having the hardest time figuring out if he's actually hired or not because the wiki on him just kinda ends on 2019.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Metapod posted:

My poor Corey 😢

come back to nashville corey

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Caldwell's never the solution, but he can be a very good fix to a very serious problem. The Alex Smith of coaches.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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mcmagic posted:

This is what the Jets needed. A baseline level of competence.

I honestly think they still end up this bad even with Caldwell. There's just no way to judge Saleh until next season.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Fisher's beyond cooked, do not hire Fisher.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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When was the last time a Lions head coach got rehired to that position somewhere else?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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i mean, there's an easy fix to play eight games a season not in north america

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Oct 9, 2012

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Kelly has multiple counts of blood on his hand.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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So, Zimmer. About him.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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FizFashizzle posted:

What is the thought process behind benching Robinson again?

Quicker to get fired.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Play posted:

A Nagy file is just like a pedophile. except worse!

Pretty sure that would just be his wife, Play.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Lol, get fuuuucked, Urban.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Kalli posted:

poo poo I just realized I had the Texans over the Jags as a stone cold lock this weekend, and now I have to change that all up.

"We fired our coach on a Thursday," doesn't seem like a great position of stability regardless.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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I don't think the whole "Urban Meyer is bad at X's and O's," has always been the conventional wisdom, I remember ESPN gushing about his use of tight ends or some poo poo back when he was at Florida and how it influenced Belichick's use of Hernandez and Gronk at the time. Of course, there was more Tebow hooplah back then too, and also, ESPN, but that is something I vaguely remember.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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I'll be honest, I had more fun keeping up with the Urban Meyer saga this season than watching my own team. I'm not even saying that in an AFC South schadenfreude way, it was legitimately one of the most fascinating coach drama since, like, Jim Harbaugh.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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I do remember a lot of hooplah about Charlie Strong, and we all know how that went down. Florida really was just a bastion of lore for awhile.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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I still think they're better off getting Leftwich honestly. I'd rather try to drum up some excitement over this team than just be like, "Yeah, we'll stop the skid, but, you know, this team still doesn't have its coach of the future, so, y'know, is what it is."

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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The Baalke situation is like jazz, it's the draft picks you don't see.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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Benne posted:

What does any of this have to do with head coaching jobs

Congrats to Kirk Cousins, the new coach for the Jaguars.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Grittybeard posted:

My opinion of Pat McAfee has cratered from 'generally funny guy I see now and then' to trash over a period of months.

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