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packetmantis posted:

r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife

r/relationships: she responded by screaming and turning up the volume of the porn

Ed: satan shitplane gangtag when?

Double ed: oh dear god how could I have forgotten the beans

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:36

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Captain Yossarian posted:

My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺

Obviously you should get another heating pad.

So they can ignore it and fight over the old one. Because they're cats.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

And a classic from two threads ago:

My girlfriend always pretends she is dead

Has anyone else seen Volere Volare? It's a hoot. The woman the hero's in love with is a sex worker and among her clients are a couple who take turns pretending to be dead while the other and her mourn as dramatically as possible, threaten to kill themselves because they can't go on living alone etc etc. So obviously the OP and gf need to open their relationship to include another mourner.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 16:17

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Halloween Jack posted:

Is this the sequel to Dellamorte Dellamore?

Sadly no.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 17:25

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pentyne posted:

Wasn't there an AAM about some middle manager who organized a happy hour or something, was encouraging everyone to eat some weed edibles, then surprised then with a drug test the next day?

Are you thinking of this one from the BWM thread?

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ewaq7j/free_company_vacation_leads_to_everyone_being/

ed: page late, gently caress

Runcible Cat fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Oct 21, 2021

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 16:19

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cumshitter posted:

Ahahaha

This guy is dumb as a brick but I wonder what's going on with the GF who got had her first kid at 20.

Obviously she's got the matching fetish of getting knocked up by guys who think pulling out works.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 08:22

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sean10mm posted:

I love when people use their partner doing a good thing as a pretext to poo poo on them, excellent life strategy there.

Plus instead of saying "oh honey I'm sorry it was just a joke I didn't mean to hurt your feelings" going for the full "jeez can't you take a joke bla bla what a petty rear end in a top hat" thing that's guaranteed to piss any reasonable person off.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 23:15

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Zurtilik posted:

My girlfriend [32F] is mad that I [30F] don't want to play video games

I'm calling fake just because gamer gf found Breath of the Wild "too difficult".

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 14:32

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I dunno, the early game is pretty hell when you got three health bars and can barely deal with more than one enemy at a time.

You don't have to fight them...

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 15:27

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Brawnfire posted:

You can microwave water in the mug I'm pretty sure

Yeah, my dad makes tea in the mug that way. (And reheats it if it gets cold.)

It seems... so wrong. He's got a perfectly good kettle dammit!

# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 19:54

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Countdown to OP finding a tampon stuck to the wall; 5, 4, 3...

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 09:40

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Mx. posted:

jesus is the implication that her brother is homeless and mentally ill because of her sister?? and she's like "yeah thats fine"

Yeah, sounds like abusive sister really did a number on both her siblings.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 08:55

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theflyingexecutive posted:

Either way, while the sister may apparently deserve destitution and maybe jail time for stealing, her kid certainly didn't do anything wrong.

?

Sister doesn't have any kids. She's fun auntie who buys OP's kids "exactly what they want for Christmas and their birthdays" but mysteriously doesn't have any money to pay back what she stole.

ETA and "knows how to hide her nasty side around my children". I'm not so convinced of that considering how OP minimises what she did to their brother. Sounds like OP wants to stay on the sister's side pissing out rather than risking what might happen if she starts pissing in...

Runcible Cat fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Nov 9, 2021

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 11:56

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theflyingexecutive posted:

Wow yeah, I read that entirely with the lens that she also had a kid to take care of.

She's an rear end in a top hat for sure, but the situation is over and the money is supposedly spent. It's supremely petty and vindictive to go after your sister for money that you don't really miss though, especially when doing so could bankrupt her. When I say "It's only a felony in the eyes of the law", I mean that the consequences for her would be magnitudes worse than her crime.

My FIL had almost the exact same situation happen to him when his mother passed last year for a similar amount of money and his brother swooped in and ransacked all the heirlooms and most of the cash. My FIL absolutely did not need any of that money, but he got very sullen and paranoid around everyone, just caricaturishly not trusting people and almost cut his brother out of his life completely. He eventually came around after therapy and an SSRI, talked to his brother through a lawyer, and a few heirlooms "were suddenly found", but the whole situation was very gross considering that my FIL wasn't hurting for money at all.

OP says her brother "can do without the money"; given how much she's minimising everything else I'm going to wait and see if the brother has anything to say about that.

Also, and notably in your FIL's case, it's not all about the money. It's loving heirlooms. They have emotional weight and value themselves apart from monetary value. Someone helping themselves to everything of the deceased, things you wanted as mementos or because of their history? Don't you see how insulting and hurtful that would be, especially from a sibling?

From what we see of brother's POV there's been a lot of that going on there too - sister mismanaged the estate, helped herself to everything and gave her siblings a derisory amount. And from what he said to OP, the whole family has been colluding with this decorum stuff.

Burn it all down, brother. gently caress 'em all.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 15:19

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Gnoman posted:

They basically caught her in the act, and I'm sure those text messages weren't restricted to PG-13 areas.

That's a whole extra level of trauma compared to a normal "Daddy left Mommy because Mommy was a cheater" situation. Those kids need some serious therapy.

Also she was loving around on dad while dad was ill. Being disgusted by her seems pretty reasonable in this situation.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 18:44

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8one6 posted:

Ok, am I the weird one for not wanting to interact with my neighbors beyond occasionally waving and saying "good morning"? Because poo poo like this would be really easy to avoid by just not interacting with them.

I like to interact a bit more with mine for cat-feeding-when-away type favours, but yeah, going over for drinks and interrogation is a bit above and beyond.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 11:38

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It's possible the gift card has some kind of "no kitchen/electrical appliances included" exclusion, but yeah, what a twit.

Offer him $450 for it and let him torture himself with should-he-let-freeloader-who-didn't-win-~honestly~-profit.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 10:15

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8one6 posted:

Right. Wife rented an empty room in her house to sister, sister paid no rent and trashed the place badly enough that it was worth taking her to court over, wife actually kept sisters stuff around to be picked up by OP instead of dumpstering it.

Going by the story Sister is the one who's been hostile to OP and his kid. He's being told he can't even bring his kid to Thanksgiving. "rarrgh death to landlords" all you want but sister is clearly a piece of poo poo.

"I want all my family there at Thanksgiving! ... no, not those ones!"

# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 19:26

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Hughlander posted:

AITA for getting mad because my gf let her brother stay in our apartment without permission?

She made it quite clear she's not your gf any more dude...

God, imagine living with, hanging out with, loving this guy for 2 years then suddenly realizing like that what a completely soulless piece of poo poo he is.

... then looking back over the relationship and seeing all the hints you'd ignored...

# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 18:35

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Brandon Proust posted:

what if you pull pranks on your landlord

ESBGH*

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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 21:10

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Cowslips Warren posted:

AITA for wanting a cat from a reputable breeder?

Total LMAO if you think most breeders do genetic testing. I mean, a few might, but working with a cat rescue has shown me that for many breeders, money is the only thing they focus on, and many cull kittens or queens they no longer intend to breed.

Ragdolls, Scottish folds, American short hairs, all of them have specific genetic issues that crop up from being linebred.

Yeah, fucksake, go to a rescue, pick a big fluffy floppy cat you like, save $1600.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 21:52

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA For telling my husband that he emasculates himself?

quote:

It�s been a week now and he only speaks to me through the kids. It�s got me thinking AITA?

What it should have you thinking is how much pleasanter life would be without that idiot in it.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 09:28

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Mx. posted:

as always, the answer is to emasculate him further (by divorcing him in this case)

It doesn't have to be divorce.

I'm increasingly of the opinion that the Maenads were on to something and that particular bit of classical civilisation could do with reviving.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 11:01

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Clark Nova posted:

I'm surprised this is the first time I've heard of the concept of hiring bridesmaids. So many of the wedding stories in this thread would've been less painful for everyone if they had ordered bridesmaids from a catalog instead of putting their friends/relatives through hell

she said it was her high school friends, so I'm guessing they did typical mean girl poo poo, or maybe turned on her if she got out of a small town and/or went to college

Had a gang bang with her sister and ex, obviously.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 20:25

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limp_cheese posted:

Edit: I feel like there was a poly story a few threads ago where the relationship was the guy was the dom and he had 3 girls as subs. The subs got fed up with how things were going, unionized, and made him the sub. I think he was the one asking for advice because he dien't know what to do and wanted thinge back how they were. Everyone just laughed at him. Anyone remember that one?

Wasn't there one where dom guy got his 2 subs to take IQ tests and was horrified when they both scored higher than him?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 21:08

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Serephina posted:

Not sourced from the usual places, but it fits a staple we know:

https://www.richmondshiretoday.co.uk/grandmother-issued-with-restraining-order-to-stop-feeding-carrots-to-sad-horse/

Imagine going through an entire goddamn court case and conviction, and still lying to yourself that hard. Very strong estranged parents vibe.

r/relationships: she was convicted of assaulting her brother with three sticks of rhubarb in an unrelated family spat is probably too long...

# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 21:55

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DreadUnknown posted:

He should tell her that sitting down to pee increases his chances of getting prostate cancer, and she will be the one to apply the ointment.

It'll give him kidney stones and she'll have to suck them out.

Sagebrush posted:

just a really gross image

# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 14:12

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Cool Dad posted:

I heard the no coffee thing came about after Joseph Smith's wife got real loving sick of serving coffee to all his followers all the time.

Like he'd care; he'd just get another wife who was cool with it.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 09:01

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Tobermory posted:

So wait....

Dude watched six hours of porn while talking to his wife about his fantasies of voring his coworkers, needed her to participate in picking which coworker to vore, threw a tanrum because he had to stop watching porn and/or fantasizing about random women that he knows, and then vanished for multiple days? And she feels guilty for not indulging his kink?

I mean, it's not like there's a kink that would make this okay. I'm sad that Reddit needs to know the kink before they can judge whether this is okay. But what the gently caress is wrong with people?

I don't think anyone needed to know what it was to know he was an rear end in a top hat; we were all just desperate to know what this highly-Thanksgiving-specific kink actually was out of sheer nosiness.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 14:55

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Guildenstern Mother posted:

I laughed at the story, then came home to find out my husband had gone in my character's stash in Diablo2 and moved my personal (low level, crap, small) collection of runes into the larger shared stash from his other char's and now I am 100% on pokebro's side. I'm not mad per se, its just super rude.

Yeah, but on the other hand he's :angel:

there�s a reason the game makers don�t allow you to get them sooner :angel:

and yeah, that's to get kids to use the trades you idiot so get stuffed goody-goody cheat all day erryday.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 13:57

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Splicer posted:

In which runcible cat takes a strong stand against the concept of progression.

drat right. Sequence breaking 4 lyfe.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 18:05

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Hellblazer187 posted:

This one is really weird because the comments unambiguously say "NTA" and here she edits it to say "yes I was an rear end in a top hat I will be a good little wifey now." So the question is how did husband get her reddit pw?

Ah right I was wondering if it had been weebswarmed. Must've been bait.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 23:03

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sean10mm posted:

In the specific instance of the yoga maniac yeah, but most of these guys seem to also be couch potatoes who don't wash their nuts.

All you have to do is look at the number of women asking how they can tactfully ask their boyfriends/husbands to wash their poo poo-caked buttcracks, shovel a foot of festering pizza boxes off the livingroom floor, occasionally spend time looking after their children, not spend 6 hours solid glued to a videogame, not scream slurs at the top of their voices etc etc without hurting their poor wittle fee-fees.

It's an amazing demonstration of how well the social conditioning of women to never complain and never hurt other people's feelings works.

(My favourite one ever was "he left poo poo on the bathroom counter how do I bring this up without embarrassing him?" Yes, actual human poo poo. Presumably his own.)

# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 17:47

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Alchenar posted:

I think you want a castle metaphor rather than a Nazi metaphor: You can't sally from your closet, make a bunch of claims about your sexuality that unfairly impact other people, then dash back inside. Once the door is open to those people then it stays open.

Yeah, this is ESH. Gay ex is a hardcore rear end in a top hat for lying about his wife and for marrying her in the first place, and would very probably have gone on to marry another beard (and may well still do an "I have prayed away the gay and am marrying some other poor sucker family happy now yay" thing) but still. She was pushed hard but it doesn't absolve her of assholism.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 11:13

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therattle posted:

I think a weak ESH is fair here. She probably shouldn't have outed him but after what he did I can't feel much sympathy for him.

I think we can at least all join in with being extremely thankful they never had kids so OP can cut horrible him and his horrible family off entirely.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 14:10

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DemoneeHo posted:

My boyfriend (29) said that his dog is his soulmate.

r/relationships: I�ve never felt such internal bliss until I met him

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 19:26

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Blastedhellscape posted:

Yeah, marrying your dead sibling's widow/widower seems kind of messed up, but eh...it's their lives and you're definitely an rear end in a top hat if you actively try to keep them apart because you're grossed out what they're doing.

Incidentally it's also what the bible instructs you to do. There's some passage about how if your brother dies and you're single you should marry his widow. I actually have a great uncle who did exactly that, and it was always a minor scandal in my family that some of the old people would mutter about.

Sis's "it's for the kids I'm saving them from possible ~evil stepmother~" has a definite smell of a guilty conscience making excuses about it to me, but whether it's guilt about comforting the widower's dick before he was actually a widower or just guilt for getting with her sister's husband after she died there's no way of telling.

But OP's "oh no those poor confused children" without, apparently, ever talking to the kids is pure :therapy:

she is not handling her grief well in the slightest.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 15:08

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mind the walrus posted:

Feels like some major data was left out, because as it reads it seems like this lady thinks she's the protagonist of a rom-com. Dude is wise to keep contact off.

Sounds like she was expecting him to say something about her going off with other guy, he didn't, she read that as him being totally cool with the non-exclusive relationship and wants to hang out with him non-exclusively again. Seems fair.

But dude keeping contact off is extremely wise, since he's very obviously not as into non-exclusive as he says he is. Or at least not women being non-exclusive with him.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 15:59

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Soylent Pudding posted:

Speaking of poly disasters, does anyone have the one where the woman wanted to open the relationship so her bi partner hopped on Grindr and got extremely laid, much to her jealousy? The guy dropped an absolute iceburn along the lines of "at least men want to gently caress me" when she demanded he stop

DemoneeHo posted:

A tale of open relationship and sword, eternally retold

My(20m) gf(24f) wanted an open relationship and is now mad at me and wants it closed.

quote:
So, me and my gf started dating roughly a year ago. It's a grey spot as to when we really started dating or I'd give an exact date.

So, three months ago, my gf comes to tell me she'd like to have an open relationship, experiment a little, etc. She's only slept with one guy before me, she wants to know what's out there, yatta yatta. Yeah, I was hurt, I expressed that I wasn't super keen on it, but she insisted. I figured she probably has someone lined up, and it's not like I plan to marry this girl, so whatever. Be free.

I lamented for a few days until my ex messaged me. She wanted to meet up, get some closure, cool beans. We go out, we talk a bit, she just got out of a relationship and I explain I'm apparently in an open one. She gave me a semi-pained look because she (and my gf) are aware of how much I value monogamy. We stayed and talked for a few more hours, I went to her place things almost got intimate and I stopped her until she mentioned it was an open relationship now. I nodded and didn't really not want sex, so we did it.

It really restored my confidence and helped me start to get into the open relationship thing. I'm a bi top so I ended up reinstalling grindr and haven't had a night where I can't find somethibg or someone to do. My gf and I occasionally had sex, and we still spoke to each other and stuff, but I never really mentioned who or how many people I was sleeping with. Afterall, she said this was about freedom, and I feel free as a bird. I still get to experience emotional comfort, affection, etc. With my gf and try new things and meet new people.

About two months ago I stopped feeling so depressed all the time and I started to work out more since one of the guys I've been sleeping with is really into yoga and cardio and asked if I'd like to get into it. I've lost a little over 20lb since and I'm still overweight but I physically feel much better.

Today, my gf shes really happy about the way things are and I couldn't have agreed more. I gave her a kiss and got up to go meet up with a girl my ex introduced me to. She really sweet, cute, overall a very fun person. The only other girl I've slept with since this started was my ex. I learned today I'm into a new kink and left after it was over. I walk into the house and gf is all over me. I start to undress, she start to give me head and stops 3 seconds in and asks me where I'd just been. I explain what happened and she gets up and tells me when need to talk.

I get dressed, sit on the couch with her, and she asks me if I've been sleeping with other people. I was like, yeah no poo poo it's an open relationship. She asked how many and I said I wasn't keeping track. Apparently that's the wrong loving answer because she burst into tears. She's only slept with two other dudes and it was just so she knew what her options were. I explained that she was free to do that and during that time I explored my options as well. She asked how many women I'd slept with. I said 2. She got mad and started screaming at me as to how I could lose count at two. I probably should have shut up right then and there, but instead I said, "Because I'd have to add the dudes in."

She went to the bedroom and cried for a while. About an hour ago she came out and demanded I: close the relationship, never speak to anyone I've been sleeping with again, and never talk about it again or she'd leave me.

????? I genuinely don't understand what she expected. She knew I was bi when we were just friends of friends. Why does it matter who I sleep with? I was genuinely enjoying being free like she told me to and I assumed she was too. It's not like I slept with her friends or anything, it was mostly dudes. And as much as I enjoy her companionship, I like the freedom this entails and I like having someone to work out with. I like learning about what I enjoy sexually. I'm having fun the EXACT way she asked me to. It's not like she wasn't sleeping with those guys frequently, so I don't get why she's upset. Why is what I did not okay?

Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/btje2d/update_my20m_gf24f_wanted_an_open_relationship/

UPDATE: My(20m) gf(24f) wanted an open relationship and is now mad at me and wants it closed.

quote:
Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/btfeb3/my20m_gf24f_wanted_an_open_relationship_and_is/

So, she came home at 12am to tell me she'd completed her "last hurrah" and was ready to talk. When I asked her what she meant she stated she slept with someone else for the last time and she was willing to call things even. She restated the terms, meaning I'd lose my workout buddy, the sweet girl I met today, my ex who cheered me up, and a few other dudes who I now speak to casually who I've slept with. I said I wasn't sure and I had some questions for her and she was willing to at least talk about things. I asked her if the two men she'd slept with she'd lined up before and she said yes. She admitted she found them more physically attractive than me and that was her motivation for it, that she, "didn't want to live life never knowing what it's like." When I asked her what she meant, she meant sleeping with someone who was fit. I was a little hurt, but I knew she wasn't really "wrong" so to speak. I'm not fit, it's something I'm working on, but I'm a little upset that her motivation had nothing to do with exploration and freedom outside of visuals. That it wasn't the sex but my body. That it wasn't even my personality, but the way I look and how much I weigh. I'd like to take a second and point out I actually weigh less than her overall. I'm 6'2" and 255lb and she's 5'3" 305lb. I've never had an issue with her weight, even the things that we couldn't do as a result didn't bother me.

She admitted she didn't think I could, and I quote, "con anyone into sleeping with you". She went on to say she doesn't understand how someone would want only to sleep with me and not the emotional stuff. I won't lie, I got mad, and I said some mean and vindictive things to hurt her because I felt hurt. I shouldn't have lost my cool and I did. I've posted the mean things she's said, so I don't feel it's right for me not to admit what I said. I told asked her how she managed to get these guys to sleep with her more than once and that lying down like the beached whale she was and gargling on her own spit was far from my ideal sexual partner but I never decided I'd rather gently caress someone else because of it. Apparently it hit too close to home because one of the guys would't talk to her anymore and the other dude told her she needed to be more proactive in bed. She called me a human being and I told at least men want me to gently caress them and she started to crying. We yelled at each other for a while until it turned into me yelling at her while she cried until I left.

I realized how much more hurt I was about the whole open relationship thing and really unloaded on her. A lot of you liked to point out that I didn't plan to marry her, I want to remind you all this was 9 months into a relationship at 20 years old that I said yes. I'm not the brightest, but I don't think normally 20 year old men are planning to marry someone that early on when I don't have any real money or my own house and my car is a beater. I genuinely cared about her and before this I was planning to get an apartment with her. I'd saved up money and took her somewhere nice every month despite not having a lot of money. I'd participated in the relationship in ways I'd never felt compelled to before until she asked for an open relationship. I stayed up the first night alone crying because she didn't come home and she had the dude pick her up from her place while I was over and asked me to watch her place while she was gone. I kept thinking about if she got pregnant with someone else's kid and it tore me up. I didn't even feel like a man anymore. I said the next few days my ex messaged me, but when I look over the text and call logs it was two full weeks of me just going to work, coming home, and going to bed. I was hurt that my ex noticed how broken I was over this and that my girlfriend had bragged about how much fun she'd had her first night. It was a deep visceral pain that I buried with sex and I was so drat mad she had the audacity to be hurt over it. How dare she hurt me like that and then get mad at me for just to regain my confidence and make the best of things. I was furious, and it all spilled out at once.

I'm home, my roommate is home and he's making some cake and tea for us to eat and talk because I'm a mess right now. My workout buddy is coming over and offered to sleep (like, cuddling, not sex) with me tonight because he knows how much I was hurt about this. He's actually pulling in the drive way right now.

I'll try to respond to comments but I don't know how much longer we'll be up.

Tl;Dr We had a nasty breakup and I'm safe and at home with people.

Edit: I get she's my ex and all, but you guys really don't have to insult her weight. It was poor mannered of me to take that jab at her and it's not very kind. Although I don't think being overweight should be glorified (or normalized for that matter), but it's not very nice. Call people out for the things they say and the way they behave, not their appearance.

Edit 2: "he slept with 2 girls and some men from grindr. Obviously he's an incel" I think the word you're looking for is slut. I have low standards for looks and I offer to supply the weed in hookups, I could be 700lb and smell like anchovies and people would show up. Plus I offer to cook food for people and make breakfast for them if they spend the night, like I'm doing rn for workout bro since he has work in a few hours.

Final Edit: I love you all, except for that dude who told me my life will be an eternal hell for my sins and debauchery or something like that. I'm going to take a nap since I woke up to make gymbro food after like 2 hours of sleep. He'll be coming over later today to hang out. I'm much better but still very tired. Muah, be safe and use rubbers!

# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 23:10

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Halloween Jack posted:

Speaking of which...

AITA for confronting my Ex about him abandoning his child for 6 years suddenly?

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and disfigured being a SAHD to Emily with no intimacy.

Uh?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 23:39

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:36

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mllaneza posted:

30F... kids 16 and 13.....AUGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!! What the gently caress happened here and in what state ?

She means she has 16 13-year-old daughters. Hexadecuplets. Don't ask any more questions.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 10:50

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