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gently caress, I had forgotten the phrase “Satan Shitplane”. Kinda wanna change my forums name.
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Woodchip posted:My (25M) mom wants my wife (25F) to use my last name for her PhD I dated a girl with a PhD for a while, and in addition to just being easier for people to appreciate your whole publication history if you don't change names partway through it, when you do change names it also apparently dredges up a lot of latent sexism where people will realize you're married and be more reluctant to help you develop your career because naturally as a married woman you'll be prioritizing the babies you're going to have soon, won't be able to leave them behind to go traipsing through the jungle in Borneo or wherever, etc. She made very clear from the outset that if we ever got married she'd be keeping her name as-is.
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Oct 21, 2021 20:59
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Invisible Clergy posted:Until the neighbor moves. I honestly don't know enough about the experience of getting dentures to have any idea who's being unreasonable here. Like, do you always need to kind break them/your gums in and he won't accept this and demands an impossible perfection? Or are they just wrong and the dentist hosed up and is going "nah, fixing it sounds hard, gently caress off"? I'm leaning dentist because a refund is being issued (if that's not just a lie, I guess: unscrupulous businesses certainly claim a refund "is coming soon" to make you go away for a while).
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Oct 22, 2021 21:08
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I mean, OP has to say something, that's how they know when to total up the scores and find out who won.
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Nov 1, 2021 20:15
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greazeball posted:probobly not what you meant but The can design just remindes me of  except a soda
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Nov 9, 2021 21:26
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Honestly nothing but lol at dating someone half your age and having her call you childish.
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Nov 14, 2021 07:26
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A lot of those filters are supported by services that boil down to some people trying to view all the porn in the world and list its URLs, so he may just be slightly exaggerating and his mom found has an extra insane filter that includes a lot of celebrities' names or something? But yeah, if we take it at face value what he's describing would require a dedicated server farm to scan and categorize every single image that gets loaded through HTTP and really is not technically plausible.
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Nov 14, 2021 22:17
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for not allowing my brothers girlfriend to come to thanksgiving? That bitch! Telling me about a trip? BUYING SOMEONE A PRESENT?! The absolute loving nerve.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:28
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Uncle Enzo posted:Nope. You don't approach someone and be like "hey do you want some of my blood? I'll give it to u". Sure I do, and some day I'll find my true vampire love.
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Jan 13, 2022 05:01
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r/relationships: this weird horkk smorkk noise
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Jan 30, 2022 19:28
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Blastedhellscape posted:There's also the weird line about trying to keep his son from worrying about 'the destruction of the world' that made me think OP is constantly preaching about how climate change is just God's will or some bullshit, but it's all very hard to parse. He means spiritual destruction by the world, but as noted he is either not a native English speaker or has the linguistic intelligence of a five year old and cannot express ideas coherently.
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Feb 15, 2022 03:29
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Hughlander posted:AITA for calling my SIL cruel for excluding her brother (My Husband) from her upcoming wedding? SIL should have sent an invite to the wrong day/place. As a prank! And when he shows up, he gets that old classic: acid vat
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Mar 5, 2022 02:16
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Megillah Gorilla posted:So, I'm guessing here that "IB" doesn't mean irritated bowel? International baccalaureate (https://www.ibo.org/)
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Mar 7, 2022 04:28
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Mx. posted:AITA for calling my husband unreasonable for only wanting to invite people he knows personally to our son's birthday party? I was about to say a solid yes from the title, and then did a 180 on this when I realized the "he" in "people he knows personally" was the husband and not the son.
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Mar 9, 2022 04:57
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I'm glad "celery up rear end, etc" was consensual. This person's writing just screams "I'm dumb as hell". Not even the terrible English, but the complete inability to identify useful details or create any theory of what might be happening in this girl's brain. Why do you have additional secret Instagram accounts to stalk her? Why has she blocked your main? What was the story? What happened in the half a year between you punching a loving coworker and the rest of this story?
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Mar 19, 2022 20:54
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not Cheering on my Dad after his 5K? r/relationships: so that doesn’t could she also didn’t win. (not really, but what the gently caress is that even trying to say?)
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Mar 28, 2022 05:54
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Danaru posted:Fellas, is having a father cheating? I'm reminded of the 4chan bullshit about how having a daughter is the ultimate in being cucked, but this guy's too much of a little bitch to even win as seen through that hideously warped lens.
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May 3, 2022 22:35
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what the gently caress even is this?
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May 10, 2022 21:54
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Captain Hygiene posted:If it's anything like my older relatives, it's the outcome of generations of having salt as a primary seasoning ingredient, because spices like black pepper might just be a bit too much. If that's not a really old post, it could just be covid and half of them lost their sense of taste. That would account for the total inability to agree on whether something is tasteless or not.
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May 18, 2022 01:00
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Beachcomber posted:The world would be a better place if hitchhiking became reasonable again. Rather, if the world were a better place, then hitchhiking would be reasonable again.
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Jun 1, 2022 06:18
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elise the great posted:It’s not r/relationships, but I’m in several facebook groups where (usually) women talk about how to “bridge the gap” of household inequality. It’s an endless litany of women discussing their husbands’ weaponized incompetence, refusal to do even the minimum to help out, total absence from their children’s lives, etc. loving depressing and at least once per day there’s a horrible story of abuse that ends with somebody posting DV resources. Turns out that guys who expect women to do all the work get verbally and even physically violent when the bangmaid asks for help. I am just picturing IASIP's Charlie and Frank.
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Oct 11, 2022 03:03
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Serephina posted:Presented without context: Just a single line and yet it's titleworthy
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Oct 25, 2022 12:13
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Booky posted:AITA for telling my nephew he can't "be a bean" when he grows up? When my sister was very little, she wanted to be a cow when she grew up. Though when we asked why it was “I can give milk to people” so I guess her dream sort of came true.
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Dec 12, 2022 04:02
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Haschel Cedricson posted:It's more like "You are number one, but asking me to give up number two is inherently something a number one wouldn't do so the act of asking that will get you demoted." Riker would never ask Picard to quit pooping.
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Dec 20, 2022 07:37
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Hughlander posted:watching 🌽 I kinda love this part though. Just in the bathroom jackin it furiously to aerial footage of corn fields.
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Jan 19, 2023 19:05
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feedmegin posted:I absolutely do not believe this. Every employment contract I've ever had has been 'no outside work' let alone another fulltime job. Nah, I have a coworker who puts in all his hours early morning and late night because he has a day job. I don't know how he lives like that, but management definitely knows he's collecting a different paycheck for a different full-time job and doesn't care because he gets his work done and we run on flexible hours anyway.
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Jan 27, 2023 23:02
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hawowanlawow posted:the mcdonald's toys in question The post was so baffling I can't even tell if you're serious.
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Jan 30, 2023 21:18
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teen witch posted:The fact that a Centurion card has a noticeable weight has some weird psychological implication to it that I can’t quite resolve. I think it was on this very forum that I learned about Bourdieu's Distinction so I pass that awareness on to you. Lengthy book, worth reading if you think about this type of thing.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Batterypowered7 is a perfectly normal human name. Tell more about a perfectly human name.
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Runcible Cat posted:hosed around: Are we supposed to be cheering for the farmers that graze their cow on someone else's land and go around complaining that there was black people music coming out of a car, then immediately leap to ruining other people's lives when not sufficiently groveled to about it? Like, the kid is dumb as poo poo but he's not even remotely the worst character in this story.
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Apr 17, 2023 23:26
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Noir89 posted:The cow ran away, it happens and people playing loud music in cars during evenings/nights can go gently caress themself, no matter what kind of music it is. At 9pm? When there are acres of land between you and the music? And their parents who did nothing and have been nice to you for years can also go gently caress themselves homeless because you've utterly destroyed the livability of their house? The kid is annoying but this is such ludicrous overkill in response that I'd be considering actual crimes against the farmers in their place.
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Bored posted:Also, Passover is the best high holiday for non-Jews to go to cause you get to eat delicious food during the ceremony. Isn't there one where you're supposed to drink until you can't tell people apart or something? (not a high holiday? Or did I totally misunderstand whoever told me about it?)
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Sex Farm posted:Make him write an essay!!! about butthole tastes!
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for being the joker in front of my in laws "No, no, I've really developed the Joker character. He likes bananas now! Really likes them. Just an uncontrollable lust for bananas."
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Jun 27, 2023 02:02
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Can you link me to the story when you get a chance? I'm not finding it in a search. It's not a link, but it was the guy who argued with his girlfriend about killing a spider because of HONOR.
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Jul 6, 2023 18:45
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ooooooh you think haveblue is "fine". Breetai and haveblue, sittin' in a treeeeeee
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alexandriao posted:A bunch of organic fair trade bananas is like £2.50 at most. Where the hell do u live lmao holy poo poo "It's a banana, what could it cost? $10?" is a tv show quote
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Jul 20, 2023 02:31
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BOOTY-ADE posted:if it's such a problem then mom can step up to help. but she doesn't have a poooooooool and my delightful spirited children need somewhere dangerous to horseplay in!
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Elviscat posted:It sounds like he's employable, Does it, though?
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for (jokingly) telling my GF she should feel privileged to cook for me? ha ha the joke is that I’m better than you you know, just like generally. as a person
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