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quote:Seattle - The world has changed and we all have become metal men. The National World Metal Men Conference is being held in New York this week to examine the consequences. We are heavy, and can no longer sleep in our beds. We sink in the ocean. Our air planes will not work. We no longer need to eat or drink.
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Honeyboy Bradley posted:
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 11:25 |
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This isn't funny
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:13 |
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Another oft-requested "classic" that I can never seem to find the originator of:quote:You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:19 |
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from the thread Did not know Lowtax hated Veterans:Crash_N_Burn posted:He actually hates vets because of Shmorkys botched neutering
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 23:05 |
Puppy Galaxy posted:This isn't funny Luckily it's definitely STDH.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 23:21 |
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Kenning posted:Luckily it's definitely STDH. If that's who I think it is its a GiP poster would say "Hey, I'm gonna make up a really batshit insane story and post in GiP and lets wait until GBS/D&D picks it up context free and spends 10 pages screaming about soldiers being baby rapists. Literally the entire thread was "let's make fake rear end in a top hat stories and see who believes them" There was another one where he talked about how he's got a Kim Kardashian like rear end, and when his navy ship got a bunch of books him and the crew got drunk and used his buttcheeks to clench the books and rip them in half. Way too many people also took that seriously.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 23:59 |
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lol do you have the book ripping story, it was drat good
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 00:01 |
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today the best post of all time isThe Golden Man posted:me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 00:33 |
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pentyne posted:If that's who I think it is its a GiP poster would say "Hey, I'm gonna make up a really batshit insane story and post in GiP and lets wait until GBS/D&D picks it up context free and spends 10 pages screaming about soldiers being baby rapists. Literally the entire thread was "let's make fake rear end in a top hat stories and see who believes them" Good to see that even war criminals can have a sense of humor.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 00:51 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:today the best post of all time is
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 00:53 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's good.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 02:01 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:A couple years ago, I did a few months stint in jail. I gave a friend my SA password so she could print out this thread and mail it to me, to make me chuckle and keep my sanity intact. So, yeah, I'm a bit biased on this subject. Also, thanks to everyone posting, your humorous posts/edits kept me me sane during that arduous experience
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 04:22 |
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:The more I think about it the more I love that the OP's soul mate, who he is destined to love and support forever, is a demisexual womyn with vaginsmus and major depressive disorder. That is not the work of a cold and uncaring universe..that is the work of a universe run by FYAD.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 11:04 |
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ArfJason posted:I was at Macy's thanksgiving parade and it was time for the balloons to pass by my street. I looked out my window and saw all those classic icons of cartoons, like spongebob, mickey mouse and he-man. Then came movie characters, and there was this loving massive balloon of the dragon from the neverending story (falcor?), and those creatures from Gremlins, among other things. After that came corporate mascots, you know stuff like Coca Cola's Santa Claus, Chester Cheetah and Tony Tiger.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 18:42 |
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So she should be banned for account sharing, got it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 19:15 |
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that was amazing
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:21 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Horseplay always leads to roughhousing.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:54 |
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Anyone have the story Tossed Salad Man told about Special Earnhardt?
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 03:25 |
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9:50pm:moist turtleneck posted:I refused to participate in our senior "prank" because the idea was to remove everyone's license plates and throw them in a pile. It was so goddamn stupid. 9:50pm: Kruller posted:The senior prank for my senior year in highschool was just taking all the license plates off the sophomore's cars and putting them in a big pile. It's surprising how many people don't know what their plate number is. 9:51pm: moist turtleneck posted:How the gently caress did that just happen
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:59 |
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Wilford Cutlery posted:9:50pm: Content: Lord Binky posted:fyad is like a school bully who dumps your books and calls you a fag in front of girls you like. You pretend it upsets you but you actually kind of enjoy it in a pathetic sort of way Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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LegoPirateNinja posted:anne frank clueless as usual
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:18 |
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The book barn is impatient for the next ASOIAF.mind the walrus posted:It's a pretty good metaphor for the series, becoming a tree. Becoming something so ossified, dull, and slow-growing it loses all appeal Grendels Dad posted:On the other hand, trees become books so it's actually a bad metaphor for the series.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:41 |
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OwlFancier posted:What actually happened with those laws? I seem to recall it ended up illegal to produce porn of that in the UK or something but not illegal to watch? JFairfax posted:that reminds me, how is your mum? OwlFancier posted:Well hydrated, thanks.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 17:33 |
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PT6A posted:I like lots of different fonts in --WEIRD STYLES-- with ==odd== lines going ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE because _-_-I'm a giant retard who lives in Vancouver!-_-_
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 21:09 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:so when the cyclops and the medusa bang and have magic babies will they be a bunch of one-eyed snakes
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:36 |
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Yad Rock posted:*yelling into radio* eunhhh, you guys gotta come quick, i'm in the woods and i'm getting shot at by a guy named... *looks around for ideas* stick... leaf...man. Stick Leafman! that's his name
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:11 |
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did you hear the big video game news?????
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:41 |
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From Your Photos Look Like poo poo:Booger Presley posted:That forehead glint is so bad it looks like someone stuck a Post-it note on him when he wasn't looking.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:42 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:All I remember about third grade was that we had a sea monkeys tank that a girl knocked over, and then she cried a lot because she "killed them". Also our teacher put stuffed animal keychains above the whiteboard and when you memorized all your times tables you got to pick one and take it home or put it on your backpack or whatever. As the year progressed, and everyone else memorized their times tables, the stuffed animals dwindled until there was just one left. The teacher let me sit the test one last time on the last day of class, but I still wasn't able to do it. She took the stuffed animal down and put it in her desk, and told me that, maybe, if I came back after summer and passed the test I could have it. Then we moved and I never saw it again.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 07:34 |
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Skylark posted:i swear on steve jobs' grave that i will make an additional, third movie about steve jobs' grave
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 07:47 |
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flosofl posted:If someone asked, before this moment, "Flosofl, do you ever think you'll read about someone having an existential crisis regarding the fundamentals of a narrative while editing werewolf porn?" the answer would have been no.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:00 |
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The Golden Man posted:This is going back a Ways but LF Superstar FiatCourtesy smelled a black Guys hes from basically Montana he smelled a black guys dreadlock on the bus at the Debate finals and when Noelle was like uh you cant just smell a guys dread he accuesd her of fingering Scarlet during blindfolded nap/cuddle stim-comedown touch acclimatization workshop to deflect attention from it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:13 |
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cash crab posted:I feel that by going through the trouble of rubbing a greasy burger on your own anus in order to exact some kind of revenge on someone, you have actually owned yourself more than them.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 00:03 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:anime of the state
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 02:57 |
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Broken Machine posted:Postcards from the Edge is a good film, just rewatched it the other day NoneMoreNegative posted:Hi, Mum & Dad
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:27 |
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Splizwarf posted:A fanny pack.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 04:39 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:it's probably pretty harrowing to return from a 7 year stint at the gym and see this kind of flame. here's an old school yad boy, just wants to crack some jokes about font kerning, ask where docevil, babby dooies, EVILKERMITWOLF, anime_aubergine, et al. went, and see what the new kids are up to, aND let everyone know that he has been getting ripped at the gym for 7 years, feeling the hot toned abs of female personal trainers who despite their workout routines still have huge bboobies as well, eating athigly zagat rated restraunts, living in california, making a deece salary of upwards of five figures. and they're greeted by this negative crap. no wonder everyone took off.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:17 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:im permabanned poster poperstomper95. i first started reading ephesians when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “grace” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “i got your good works right here pal” and “i love making GBS threads inside the pope's hat” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically beer-induced schizophrenia. im now on a diet of worms. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of latin humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” latin to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to wearing silly robes. peace. Rodrigo Diaz posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TOME INTO THE LECTERN. ITS THE BOOK IF HOURS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE PRAYERS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CHRIST. I DO EVERY PRAYER AND I DO EVERY PRAYER HARD. MAKIN ALLELUIAH SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME "LORD HAVE MERCY"S OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE PSALM. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SANG CHRISTENDOM'S MOST PIOUS HYMNS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY SEMINARY CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN SEMINARY CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY CHURCH LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 9 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng the Liturgical Christianity thread has been good lately
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Daimo posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you people who don't know where to stick your dicks? mobby_6kl posted:Sorry, I just get a bit confused when your mom's not around.
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