Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Hope its Rhianna Pratchett.
I would.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

So has she got butt cancer now like TB then?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s4nmr1/

TB's reddit post that was removed.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
At least now she has a reason for a sequel to her game.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Only one thing I do not understand.
What's a woman?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So how many journalists did Randy Pitchford sleep with for Aliens: Colonial Marines?

Edit: Dammit Red Bones, that was my joke

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
For the rest of the day you will only imagine Phil Fish's O Face slapping against Zoe's face.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I've just had sex with Phil Fish and says you are all poopyheads.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So the underlying question that everyone wants to know is, how many cocks does it take to get a metacritic score of 70/75/80/85?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Wait now for the all the fridgekins now to start posting hate against TYFC.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

*yaaaaaaaaawn* good morning goons i hope you all slept well, were there important developments during the night

Well I only sucked 4 dicks today and only got a metacritic score of 34 for my excel spreadsheet macro.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Shadoer posted:

lol

And amazingly this is still a better game than depression quest.

You just say that as Paladinus slept with you.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Lazyfire posted:

Reminder that Polygon got $750,000 from Microsoft to do a documentary on how Polygon was going to change reprinting press releases games journalism.

But that's Microsoft.
They thought the world would poo poo it's pants over a DRM laden game console that has ads everywhere on it and a NSA camera you had to buy with it.

Its akin to Ed Wood getting his money from southern baptists to make his poo poo films. Both sides of the deal are loving poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Is there a version of this that we don't need an electron microscope to read?

Paladinus posted:

Now imagine a dozen of TotalBiscuits setting up a news website.

rear end blood. Everywhere.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Real hurthling! posted:

are there any sites that rate games on a really basic buy/rent/skip scale?

You wouldn't get a games company or publisher that would even acknowledge your existance with that scale to give you review copies.
Unless you gave everything a 'Buy' result.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

horriblePencilist posted:



Game Journalism

PC ZONE 4 evr.
They were also once sent a military style crate with toys and t-shirts in it, long before it was the norm to accessorize every loving game with plastic poo poo, and they called out the company on their obvious bribe attempt and gave the swag away to readers.
Also Charlie Brooker reviews were ace <3

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

horriblePencilist posted:

I wish I could keep up with all this corruption in the industry but Mario Kart 8 DL just got leaked

Also something happened in Japan. Please post if you like or heard of Japan.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Dely Apple posted:

I wonder if anyone actually played all 900 of those doom levels

Hell yeah!
Well those that loaded, most would, the magazines back then didn't test them half the time.

Friend actually started off his computer programmer career reverse engineering Doom 1 and Half Life 1 levels to make his own.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Madcosby posted:

Can someone explain what this is and its significance? It gets empty quoted a lot but I have no clue what on earth is the big deal

We want to see the cat pic.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Creates a female character with C cup breast size instead of D cup.

*lauded as the most progressive company of all*

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Creates a black character not called Leroy or Jones.

*lauded as the most progressive company of all*

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

ISIS just beheaded a bunch of civilians for not believing in the right god strongly enough, then some others for believing in the right god but in the wrong way, then some others for no reason. But a girl made a bad game

Don't see you enlisting to combat them,
Do see you post in a thread about a girl who made a bad game though.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So it seems Queen Professional Victim Anita Sarkeesian is jealous Zoe is stealing the limelight from her.

And to remind us that she is the daddy when it comes to social media victimhood, she has decided to pretend to be scared!

https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/504718160902492160

Ohhhh a death threat sent to her from an anon.
A google search shows two pages (and growing) of articles on all the usual click bait sites detailing how poor diddums is suffering.

But wait, google also shows that she has being getting them for the last few years!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/18/anita-sarkeesian-explains-fight-against-cyber-mob-of-misogynistic-trolls/
"Others created fake pornographic images of Sarkeesian, published her address and phone number, threatened to kill or rape her, and tried to hack into her website Feminist Frequency."

http://www.dailydot.com/society/anita-sarkeesian-feminist-frequency-backlash/
"As a direct result of her work as a critic of sexism in pop culture, Sarkeesian has been receiving death threats and misogynistic slurs for years."

So why alert the world media she is getting more of the same now?
Oh yeah, attention.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

A Yolo Wizard posted:

Its really understandable that how you react to the first death threat with attached personal information is what sets the upper limit on how upset you can be in the future.

Read my post again, her address was posted in the 2013 story link. So did she evacuate then?

And its hilarispicious that she suddenly decides to proclaim this while the Zoe fallout she herself barged into by supporting her has yet to subside.

HAY GUYS JUST A REMINDER IM GETTIN DEATH THREATS FROM EVIL MEN!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Spanish Manlove posted:

she has a tiny kitchen

Not after 5 guys have bee..ah you mean actual.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

I am nearly fat enough to have this tattooed.
Banksy should graffiti this somewhere.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I hope there will be at least one cosplayer whose costume is simply a bad purple wig, 5 toy burgers, 5 toy fries, and 5 toy guys stuck to them.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I just made an excel macro here, who do I have to suck dick, and how many dicks do I need to suck to get it in Office 2015?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Fandyien posted:

just popping in to say, you're all fucktards

Yeah, but are you a Mario fucktard, or a Sonic fucktard?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Prenton posted:

Hang on, since when is Armenia "The middle east"?

Reagan school budget cuts in the '80s.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

big duck equals goose posted:

Litteraly, Infinity Ward who works on Call Of Duty.


Laughing my loving balls off.

Now now, Captain Price was a genderqueer furry dragonkin.
And they only killed white CIS males, no women or transgenders got hurt by them in any of the games.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Musket posted:

look guys, its really thta easy to make a lovely game.

]

Dont even need twine.

This could be technically true you know.
The other end of the cable could be inserted into the urethra of a proper programmer for all we know.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

big duck equals goose posted:

The #GamerGate tweet flood is really funny 90% of the time.



First they came for the women.
Then they came for the transsexuals.
Then they came for the pokemon players.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Yahtzee is friends with Jim Sterling and they regularly make some sort of poetry thing together, so I doubt he'll say much. He will almost certainly mention all of this during his weekly LP/Podcast though, or Gabriel--his co-host--will in his stead.

WTF did Jim Sterling say to make him a SJW.
Tried finding it, cant see it.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Why does SA hate Jontron so much

like you're all fatter than he is

We are fatter than most fat people.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I need some advice.
I'm about to post a review of a Steam Game here, and I think I deserve some sex for it.
So who do I ask for the sex? The programmer? The artists? Or the CEO?

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Sep 5, 2014

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

It was sexism that Charlie won, and that the only two girls (THERE WERE MORE BOYS!) were stereotypical glorified as bimbos.
Also none of the girls wore overalls.
Therefore sexist and Roald Dahl is a CISHET enemy of humankind.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

CCrew posted:

Holy poo poo 384 pages? At this point you guys are more obsessed with this than the weird nerds who reaction sent death threats.

Its a cripple fight.
Both sides are retarded as gently caress, cant see they are retarded, and are fighting in front of everyone.

Better than TV any time.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Carol Pizzamom posted:

tumblr isnt that bad i mean look at this



But Tumblr thinks those are horse penises.

  • Locked thread