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axleblaze posted:

Oh hey new thread. Let me start this with a whiney slice of life: I really want this new job to start and I'm getting kind of impatient with it. A guy called me on Sunday and I missed his call. I called him back that evening but his phone was off and I couldn't get through until Monday afternoon. He said he'd be busy but he'd call me so i could get started and I still have heard nothing. I am really god damned low on money right now and if the cable bill decides to charge anytime soon, that poo poo will bounce. Make matters even more annoying to counteract this I sold a game on Ebay and it actually went for a higher price than I thought but the buyer has yet to pay me or contact me in any way. God drat this Capitalist system in which we live in.

Have you tried selling blood and semen

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good thing they blurred out that bad word

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TrixRabbi posted:

My only solace in this cold, unforgiving world is that someday I will become a skeleton.

you need a spiritual skeleton awakening

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does this guy just windex the area directly in front of the skull on his dirty rear end cabinets?

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CPL593H posted:

I found out that a while back that all kinds of people who like me in the real world can't stand me on Facebook. I think it's pretty goddamn stupid, but this is possibly what you're dealing with. I wouldn't make too much of it. People have a tendency to take Facebook and Facebook related bullshit way too seriously.

wtf are you doing posting nonstop political poo poo?

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Literally The Worst posted:

I had a bad call and got off and put myself in break and said to someone "if I don't take a break for ten minutes in going to kill a subscriber" and they were going to "suspend" me "pending investigation" so I turned in my badge because gently caress you if I'm going to go home and wait for you to fire me

lol and this company put you in charge of training people

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Yes its corporate americas fault you cant control yourself from being a retard for 8 consecutive hours a day

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hey check this out you can totally get upset without threatening to kill someone in a professional setting except im dickeye so its their fault not mine robots anime bananasuit

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Kramjacks posted:

zVxTeflon should settle down, imho.

I am actually the opposite of upset atm

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Literally The Worst posted:

I've set a land speed record for going straight into depression. It's only day two without a job and I've already stopped bathing and eating. USA America #1.

There's prob people that actually like you telling you this but you should seriously consider something productive like going to/back to therapy or at least anger management. You will prob ignore this and tell me to put some balls in my mouth or whatever you do though so Godspeed dickeye

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axleblaze posted:

I meant that more in the sense that people would probably be more likely to give money to get Dickeye to shut up about comics.

its not just limited to comics

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morestuff posted:


Edit: Is John Leguizamo being in something a knock?

hell no John Leguizamo rules

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GonSmithe posted:

Steve McQueen will be directing an HBO show as his next project. All 6 episodes.

I hope its a sequel to Bullitt

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FishBulb posted:


That would be cool though right?!

duh

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CPL593H posted:

I was in a comic books tore before the movie came out and some dick was moaning about how awful the movie looked but he was going to see it anyway to see what the post credits scene was under the assumption it was be an Avengers 2 thing or some bullshit. Words can describe how delighted I was to see what they actually did.

what was it

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K. Waste posted:


2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
5) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

what are you kidding me

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A diarrhea of dickeyes

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LORD OF BUTT posted:

If we're going to chalk my love of Predator 2 up to any bias, it's nostalgia, I loved that movie waaaay before I discovered :420:.

Predator 2 and Alien 3 deserve a thread just explaining to dummies how awesome they are

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ylotd
failed Airbud audition tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Xj6hvnz80

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Noxville posted:

My favourite is when the dog gets hit with the taco after being on course to catch it before turning it's head at the last moment.

a gif of that should be the background of this forum

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axleblaze posted:

Anyways...

Short of the Day
The Cat with Hands (pilot version)
The other day I posted Bobby Yeah and tried to get everyone to watch it. I mentioned that the animator was best known for a short called The Cat With Hands. Here is his proof of concept film for that. I think I might actually like it better than the full one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nFbH1ULG-8
Warning: contains a cat...with hands...I'm too tired to properly come up with a warning today.

cat with hands is loving great

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Honest Thief posted:

dickeye, you're a poo poo poster, but you should really stop posting outside of genchat if you don't want to eventually get banned and be without access to it

bad advice. posting outside genchat is mostly what gets him probated so I dont have to read him in genchat

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What did spain do

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Skwirl posted:

They outlawed protesting in front of government buildings, or taking photos of cops.

That seems dumb on both counts

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spaceships posted:

it's like crossfit for your mouth

Mods rename me this plz

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FishBulb posted:

Baseball is super boring even if you are there live and or drunk

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

best movies of 1995:


3. Seven
4. Casino


Casino and Seven being the same age feels so weird

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OldTennisCourt posted:

Aside from Alien and Event Horizon are there any really good "haunted house" in space films? I've seen Sunshine and heard good things about Pandorum.

Critters 4

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CopywrightMMXI posted:

I've never bothered watching a Leprechaun movie. Are any of them worth a watch, or do the titles pretty much tell the full joke?

The one in Vegas is good because it has the astronaut pen guy from Seinfeld in it but other than that no

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I had free starz or whatever channel for the weekend and the only thing i watched on it was Aliens SE because their pirate show is stupid

alien -> :psyboom: :gizz: <-- auto turret

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I tell movie nerds its citizen kane so they shut up

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Criminal Minded posted:

What are some famous or notable movie scenes about ears?

So far I've got:

Blue Velvet
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs
Raise the Red Lantern
Face/Off (3D printing!)
Heat
There Will Be Blood

Theres Something about Mary

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CelticPredator posted:

Acceptable.

Also, I made a thing for Easter.



when you put a fog machine in the back of it, it does this for a second.



that looks rad as hell

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almond milk is disgusting

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

try pouring hot chocolate on cereal instead, sounds more your speed

i dont eat breakfast

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extremely

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make this the background image of this forum

just the ghost making GBS threads the ground beef part tho

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The best thing about skyline was it didnt have as much hype and was thus less disappointing than Battle:LA

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Literally The Worst posted:


I'm watching The Shield right now


your reputation with zvxteflon has increased by: 10

Literally The Worst posted:

while I wait for WoW plus the new expansion to install.

your reputation with zvxteflon has decreased by: 10

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man i miss the gently caress out of that show

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