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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


How many of these were actually in your DM's?

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


On the plus side, it won't be an issue two months from now (because it will have slipped off the issue council's to-do list).

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Kramjacks posted:

Whats Shotgun?

The thing that's never coming to Star Marine.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Kakarot posted:

pgabz, start using this sweet song in your vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxh4i3ZEqQ

CIG has denied ownership, so its all good ;)

I agree, but do a kazoo version.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

> NOCLIP
ALREADY ACTIVE.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Raskolnikov posted:

Fixing this. Revision 2.0 now with 220% more "The Vision."


I can feel the immersion.

:gary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3NfYF-SoIM

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Beet Wagon posted:

Listen, just because the Fourth Stimpire is a nightmarish authoritarian hellscape where people are ground up for losing at sports doesn't mean they can't have nice things.

How do they even have time to manufacture gangrenous glass bandages when every citizen is forced to stare unblinking at each of the 14 billion daily executions while booing lustily? Their economy is questionable.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Lime Tonics posted:

Bootleg BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI_iyBzH4g

STim-StAr.CiTiZeN.DvD.SCR.CAM.1.5aud.mkv

edit : holy poo poo this guys channel is um..sigh, time for another computer again.

I laughed at Croberts uncomfortably stating, "One of the oxymorons of crowdfunding is that you're asking for money to make this game, you don't know how much money you're going to get, you know, unless you just want to pocket the rest of the money WHICH ISN'T MY THING AT ALL I WANT TO MAKE THE BEST GAME POSSIBLE"

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


This is my favorite of all of your awesome videos o9

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OcbeGqbpU

I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor
I torture every stimpizen and animal and footballer
I know the major organs and their weakness biological
From testicle to pancreas in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters abominable
I vivisect intestines, turn them into soup primordial,
About forced cannibalism I'm teeming with a lot of stews
With many civil meats sauteed in fatty citizen tissues.

I'm very good at liquidizing silver and implanting it
In place of babies' skeletons on Bastille Day I must admit
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

I know the mythic history of all Stimpires one through ten
I've brought them pain and misery, it's fun, I'd do it all again
I force all of my subjects to watch every execution once
All of those who don't will know the meaning of capacitance
I can zap their kidneys with eternal shocks of electricity
I love the croaking chorus as they gasp from the toxicity
Then I'll make them immortal and continue with my dissection
And triple all the pain each second, bodies wracked with convulsion

Then I can write a script in which the actors drown in blood and gore
The actors will play ball or else it's off to the macerator
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

In fact when I know what is meant by planetary ravagin'
When I can tell at sight a Vanduul spaceship from a Javelin
When such affairs as thought crime and rebellion I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by a "space chariot"
When I have neutered everyone for touching their own genitals
When I demand obediance from my enforcer generals
In short when I'm a-splattering the losing Stimsis football team...

ooo...team? team, leam, peam...a-ha, I have it!

...you'll say no better Stimsis Stimperor has ever made you scream.

For my adversaries tremble while I'm plucking out their ovaries
The sickening truths known today will last throughout the centuries
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Feb 16, 2016

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

Well I am having fun :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKSlX4ZA3GY

Think I am outgrowing Movie Maker though

Never stop having fun. Every time I heard that crunch sound effect I giggled like an idiot.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

BeefThief posted:

So that's it? They didn't fix anything, just instituted some retarded timers to do...something? Even if you are locked in your space bedroom, you can jump through your bed to go directly to the landing pad and steal another commando's chariot immediately.

Fix what? It's already the perfect game, just believe in dreams.

Glory to the Stimpire

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Apparently it also lost a kilogram, but now that it's minus one seat, shouldn't it have lost about 80?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

Yes the game is so boring I am trying out other game modes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuIlttyf_N0

No, it did not go well

Hahaha Forza Citizen. "I can't believe I'm watching this!" Great music as always.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lol

Yeah, I missed the part about telling them to play the game somehow. I don't see how anyone would do that to relax and kickback.

I know that when I put in 60-80 hour workweeks, what I want to do on my week off is go over all of my spreadsheets and relive every moment of them.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Obviously the most evil and threatening force that could bring down their precious space game doesn't allow its members to use naughty words.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

I have got my fingers crossed that the big change in 2.3 is they have had a rethink and have made a racing sim based on Outrun

Edit: And they got someone else to make it

Featuring "Magical Sound Shower" done with airhorns.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

Magical Parp Shower

Parping Breeze.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


:gary::tubular:

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Mar 19, 2016

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Goobs posted:

Croberts is calling shatner right now.

"I'll show them that I have my pulse on what's cool with sci-fi and I'll do it even better. Get me Leonard Nimoy. He's what?"

SC is the best advertisement for E:D. I just bought a new computer and once I get bored with XCom 2, I'll probably be checking E:D out next.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Question that was read off: "Why would I trade with anyone when I could just steal?" He didn't pick up on that one.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Clifford doesn't stream SC much anymore because documenting all the bugs takes too much time.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

A Neurotic Jew posted:

[Detrick Roto Rotobi]: "I suppose with enough time, I could modify a recon torpedo to use extremely low frequency focused beams to penetrate in the cloud and -"
[Cara Web Webster]: "That won't work."

wow Detrick Roto Rotobi just got loving OWNEED.


Croberts: I need to come up with a callsign for Webster. Hmm...what would make a good callsign? I know, Web! Check that item on the list, fidelity accomplished, let's move on. A callsign for Rotobi. I'm thinking [gesticulates wildly for 75 seconds] Roto. Genius, immersion achieved.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


I'll see that and raise you:

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

D_Smart posted:

I'm guessing a bunch of CIG engineers are running this through computers all weekend.

They can't even run an FPS engine through their computers and make a playable FPS, so I think they're going to have problems.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Beet Wagon posted:

It ain't easy bein Stimperial



Highest-fidelity SC screencap yet.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Regarde Aduck posted:

Goons always eat their own once things get boring. Every single time. No one is safe unless poo poo is going down on the outside.

It's all part of the Agile Thread Development method

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

So that's where the second seat went.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

nopantsjack posted:

im 30 pages back but is this legit? is lesnick really director of ships?

Crobbler made his sycophant director of loving spaceships

It's great because the Director of Spaceships had no knowledge that his charges released a ship with one fewer seat than claimed, just a few weeks after selling a bunch of them.

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Can't wait for the new model year ships too, so you have to buy a new hull and newer farming modules just to be able to grow newer crops better. (Luckily the game will fall apart by this point)

I'm imagining Ford's vehicle product director of the next Explorer taking orders for the upcoming new model, then showing it off at an auto show three weeks later saying, "Oh sorry, we changed it from an SUV to a two-seater 3-cylinder convertible based on the old Fiesta platform, and somehow no one told me anything about that until just now, but it still costs the same and you can't get your money back have fun with it!"

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Lime Tonics posted:

110 million dollars.



lol, sataball looks like a bad tron rip off.

In a game chock full of dogshit, that is poo poo prime. Like, if you looked at poo poo in a microscope, you'd see stiff poser models chucking Luke Skywalker's training orb at each other.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

A video approaches.
Not much time to play tonight, but some fun was had

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGfQvQai_fc

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Ash1138 posted:

chris' fans, their faces wet

Crobba, his arms wild(ly gesticulating)

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

G0RF posted:

Thanks Beer and others!

One downside I've found of big effort posts is they seem to kill the momentum of the thread. There was all kinds of back and forth going and then bam-- it just kills the dialogue underway. Sorry to derail any squabbles arguments or :lol:s...

I really enjoyed it, keep doing them!

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

A Neurotic Jew posted:

uh big deal does Frontier have any doors like this?!?

https://twitter.com/Devourlick/status/720789455775395840

At least CIG made one set of functioning doors.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

MeLKoR posted:



So you want to build apartment blocks? Think you can do better?

I clearly know nothing about high-rise development.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Gravity_Storm posted:

Wow - so that's massive - they are getting backers to agree that all funds are for SQ42!

They're doing their best to obfuscate that, though.

'Disclaimer' for the mining ship posted:

Remember: we are offering this pledge ship to help fund Star Citizen’s development. The funding generated by sales such as this is what allows us to include deeper, non-combat oriented features in the Star Citizen world. Concept ships will be available for in-game credits in the final universe, and they are not required to start the game.

Additionally, please note that the Prospector will be entering the ship pipeline now, it will ultimately be released after other concept ships have been completed. All decorative ‘flare’ items will also be available to acquire in the finished game world. The goal is to make additional ships available that give players a different experience rather than a particular advantage when the persistent universe launches.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Jobbo_Fett posted:

He has the hands of a magician. Someone make him do a magic trick!

Now watch as all your dollars disappear!

Now they've been turned into indulgent junk for the break room!

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

AP posted:

http://elite3d.com/#!works


Another contracted studio?

I hope so, because then it could be said that they their design wouldn't be as good as it is without Elite :smug:

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