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Serge Painsbourg posted:This is the only acceptable Christmas song. This is unironically my favorite X-mas song this year. I love Merzbow and I hate christmas music. Well, mostly.
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Data Graham posted:Dogbert was originally supposed to be "Dildog" but the newspapers said no If only the newspapers said no to Dilbert.
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Blind Pineapple posted:Blue also posted this picture in the comments: Ron White is an enormous rear end in a top hat. I say that from personal experience having had to work with him several times. gently caress that guy with a rusty spork.
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snergle posted:
Let's just say that he is far more interested in his contractually provided $200 bottle of scotch every night than he is with delivering a decent performance or treating his crew like reasonable human beings. e: He did have decent taste in scotch, though. It was usually 18 year Macallan. Mushika has a new favorite as of 04:54 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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The stories. I'm interested because I thought he was one of the more socially liberal blue collar guys. He is also the only one I like. I felt like mac was the only good kings of comedy
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I never understood why that sandwich seemed so weird. It sounds like a legit sandwich.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:From incel to in cell. We can only hope.
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EmmyOk posted:I've told this story before but I had a history teacher who couldn't pronounce any number over 100,000. The first time she flubbed one a few times so I tentatively said it correctly assuming it was just one of those things that happens. Like when you erase a typo then write it again the exact same way. From then on though she'd call on me to read out any number over 100,000 for her which was a lot of pressure because I'd have to pay attention instead of play snake on my phone. When we covered World War II it was a nightmare reading about the death toll not because of the horrific human tragedy but because there were so many big numbers. My first grade teacher actually rapped my knuckles with a yard stick for impudently insisting that she was wrong about how the letter "X" was pronounced. She was teaching that the words "fox" and "box" were pronounced "fosk" and "bosk". To her logic, if they were pronounced the way that we all normally say them, they would be spelled "focks" or "bocks" instead of with an "X". That's when I learned to just go along with whatever and keep my mouth shut. It was also a grade school in rural Louisiana 30 something years ago.
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Jippa posted:Holy gently caress. I don't know who that lobotomy victim on the right is, but it sure looks like the mom from That 70's Show has been really hitting the gym lately. 
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hanales posted:Lottery of Babylon is a thread hero.
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Idiots on Social Media: Yes those are helicopters holding up her titties
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ilmucche posted:I have never seen this happen :s I've thought about checking his post history, but I'd prefer to maintain the mystery, really.
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there wolf posted:I'm saying that when I made the first post, I had colloquial use in mind and it muddled things. So lets hope I can set the record straight from here. As far as taxonomy is concerned rat and mouse are indiscriminately applied to a bunch of rodents rendering it a meaningless distinction. I see what you're saying and that's a fair point, but I think the problem is that you're using taxonomy and common usage interchangeably and it's a bit confusing. "Woodrat" and "cane rat" are not taxa (for example), they are common terms for species that aren't even closely related. Mak0rz posted:I still don't fully understand the point you're trying to make and I'm not sure if you do either. Regardless I'm done talking about it because it's derailing Yeah, sorry to continue the derail. I'm the Idiot on Social Media, obviously.
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Slugnoid posted:why yes, trains are a very reliable way to commit suicide I thought that was referring to the weird and mildly unhinged train enthusiasts who get boners documenting trains coming and going and organize meetups to see particular rare model trains roll by or whatever. It's a bit obsessive, but I've known a few over the years and I'd sure rather hang out with train fetishists than most people quoted in this thread.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:HAHA 🍑🍑🍑sup SLUT?!?🍑🍑🍑 guess what month it is? that's right bitch... 🌽HOEVEMBER!🌽 ♋420♋ years ago TODAY the mayflower discovered america 🇺🇸 and we've been sluttin it up ever since!!! 🍻💊💉😘😘😘 u know what that means😉... its time to give thanks for your main boo 👧💍👨👉👌 the side thang 😉💁💸💸 and all those other hoes who drive you CrAzY!!! 😂😂😂 send this to 69 (😉😉😉) of ur baddest pilgrim bitches and see what u get back!👿 <5, ur basic af 😢😏👎 5-15, u thicker than pumpkin pie 🎃😳🍆🍆 15-25, ur one STUFFED turkey 😋👏🐔 25+ they best be calling u christopher HOElumbus 😍😸🎉🎉🎉 remember, u MUST copy and paste! 😡 if u don't... ur pullout game 🍆 will be WEAK for FIFTY YEARS😱... and u will NEVER have money💵 AGAIN 🙅... NO CHEATING 🙈🙉🙊! ready? GO!!!! 🍁HAPPY HOEVEMBER!!!!!!!🍁 I think "baddest pilgrim bitches" is going to be my new band name.
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Field Mousepad posted:Dude can you gently caress off already. I'm not sure if you're aware of LoB's schtick or not. I'm thinking you aren't, because otherwise you'd understand the service he's providing us and how important it is.
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Field Mousepad posted:I'm fully aware of the gimmick and I don't like it or think it's funny. I can go on Reddit and copy and paste random paragraphs too. Well someone around here is just a spoilsport grumpy gus!
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Last I heard, most straight people have never even heard of cats.
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swordfish duelist posted:What is that? A big mess of lunacy?
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Len posted:What about the blind deaf out there? A mix of wild gesticulations, meaningless guttural sounds, and farts?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Gender is fluid. 
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Fathis Munk posted:A whole new meaning to "stealing base". Also I would start going to an awful lot of baseball games if that happened frequently.
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what the gently caress.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Because it smells disgusting. I have to disagree. Smoking does smell like poo poo, but I would love if all of the smokers around me would vape.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Twitter is a real poor decision.
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EL BROMANCE posted:I've been on my local ones for about 18 months and it's pretty low key. There's always one reviewer person for restaurants per area I've noticed, and I don't think anyone ever dares think to challenge their crown. Most message are with regards to lost/found pets. Yeah, I've been on mine for going on a year now and it's mostly useful stuff like break in information, lost pets, and "if you want this bookshelf it's on the curb first one gets it I can't be bothered to deal with it" type of stuff.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:^^^ Well gently caress you too, smeghead. Gazpacho soup!
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I really want to talk about this, but I feel like we have misdirected the thread. Should we start a different thread to talk about these issues?
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china bot posted:PYF reason to live I can agree with this.
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BioEnchanted posted:I see no idiots here. e: except that oil scavenger Mushika has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Jun 9, 2018 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I used to go to the Natural History Museum every summer and somehow I've still never seen the whole thing because I would go look at all the dinosaurs, then I'd go look at all the animal dioramas, then I'd be like "oh right I'm at the wrong museum" and I'd go over to the Met and look at all the Egypt stuff which was the reason I'd been like "oh hey I should go to the museum today" in the first place. The Houston Museum of Natural Science has an insanely huge and awesome dinosaur exhibit. They have other great exhibits as well, but dinosaurs. Just thought I would shoot that your way.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Watermelon is best eaten with a salty white cheese, like a good goat feta. Best post in pages.
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DicktheCat posted:Tbf, I'm from the south and I don't think the music is all that great. I guess bluegrass has its songs, but there isn't much else I'm into from the area. Not a fan of jazz, I take it?
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bessantj posted:Is that it? I remember that a very long time ago there was a QI 'fact' that there was on Welsh word for blue which you would have thought would have been easy to check. Always made me hesitant to believe when they brought things up on that show. I seem to remember ancient Greek (like Homer Greek) not having distinguishing words for blue and purple. Like in either the Odyssey or the Iliad, Homer referenced the wine-dark sea. e: Ah ha! "The ancient Greeks classified colours by whether they were light or dark, rather than by their hue. The Greek word for dark blue, kyaneos, could also mean dark green, violet, black or brown. The ancient Greek word for a light blue, glaukos, also could mean light green, grey, or yellow."
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e: Yeah, never mind. The misogynist and homophobic poo poo I can't abide.
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Trig Discipline posted:I eat peanuts in the shell all the time and my shits are perfectly healthy. What are we looking at here? I'll occasionally eat dry roasted peanuts with the shell on. Deep fried peanuts always have the shell on and they're pretty tasty, if a bit much. The shell gets nice and crispy rather than tough and fibrous. Boiled peanuts, though, are my favorite. The ones that are less mature than most come out of the boil with very soft shells. Just eat those whole without a second thought.
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Mak0rz posted:They're Trig's turds. Can't you read? Ah, yes. My mistake. Trig has very interesting butthole geometry.
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Mak0rz posted:Everyone in Australia is like that. Haven't you ever seen wombat droppings? I can't say that I have. I have travelled with several Australian friends, though I must admit to never having witnessed them poop, nor was I ever given the opportunity to examine their buttholes.
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T-man posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Idiots on Social Media: I'm rather flattered by this.
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