Linux Pirate posted:

I just wanna see pictures of dumb people doing dangerous stuff at work.

Parallax Scroll posted:

its a fire truck

Wade Wilson posted:

poo poo, my 2012 car has a feature where you just leave the lights "on" all the time and the car turns them on only if:

1. The ignition is running.
2. The sensors on the car detect that it's dark enough to need them.

This results in the lights basically running from the time you crank the car until about 5 minutes after you turn the car off the evening commute, so it's not a problem any more.

Ruggan posted:

That's a stupid qualifier. The sun's surface is only ~6,000C, but the sun is ~15,000,000C at its core and ~1,000,000C+ in its corona (which surrounds the sun and extends millions of km into space). The sun's surface is the coolest part of or anywhere around the sun by orders of magnitude. To imply that the torch comes anywhere close to the heat of the sun just to get people to go "wow that's hot!!!" is pretty misleading imo.

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAy9LAhoKdA

Can we post more happy-ending OSHA please?

My Q-Face posted:

They said reporter narrowly avoids getting out of the way. They didn't say anything about "cameraman gets hit by car!" Welcome to LA!

Laopooh posted:

For some reason my brain read that as fix-ants and I immediately stopped reading the post to daydream about how cool it is that scientists have engineered ants to clean up radiation, like that oil spill eating bacteria. Like you'd sprinkle some sugar on the contaminated area and your cute little fix-ants would would don their hardhats and go clean it all up for you.

Then I resumed reading and was disappointed

Gorilla Salad posted:

God drat, I wasn't paying close attention and when I saw "update on the collapsed garage" and that image, I thought they were from the same incident

Say Nothing posted:

Decrepus posted:

Right you are, Ken.

Keiya posted:

Why did they still have the Avacyn standee up? It's obviously recent - the Kaladesh skyships are hung up.


(What, doesn't everyone use Magic paraphernalia to date videos?)

JB50 posted:

Wait til youre older and your metabolism slows down.

Jerry Cotton posted:

All the fat is in your arteries. Enjoy your coronary

Jerry Cotton posted:

You'll be amazed to find the heart and blood vessels are completely different organs.

JB50 posted:

I take it youre under 40?

You could also try lifting weights. I packed on 20 pounds the past couple of years, but my waistline hasnt changed.

Powershift posted:

do you have a couch? lift your couch.

Powershift posted:

Well, fine, if you're going to be that combative. i'll just tell you what you want to hear then.

zedprime posted:

A set of free weights packs down into a briefcase size and opens up all sorts of bulking exercises you can do in a closet let alone any normal living space. You won't be a swole lord with one set of free weights but you can tone enough to not be a noodle man.

Bonus OSHA I just leave mine sitting around willy nilly and a friend broke his toe when he stubbed it on one once.

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Good and cool hardhat challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc3T4NwGmmY

Platystemon posted:

GPF posted:

That just sets up my billion dollar idea:

Imagine saving your family from burning alive...
Imagine making your business fire-proof...
Imagine all this in a simple, organic, free-range, life-affirming, crystal clear liquid...

Introducing Homeopathic Asbestos! The 10x dilution is even more powerful! Buy two, buy thousands!

GPF posted:

um...SURE! It's also vegan and feminist...aaaaand...um. Alkaline!!

How many gallons can I put you down for? Each month? Sure, we can do that.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Be sure to drink your malk

Gorilla Salad posted:

Yes, it's literally 'I am become my own soap'.

chitoryu12 posted:

I mean, what do you do? Apart from the aforementioned "helicopter dumping buckets of concrete into the hole".

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

They did let me in long enough to collect my laptop, after which I wandered into the senior hydrogeologist/former IT guy's office to camp out, where he was playing a ukelele cover of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," because my morning wasn't surreal enough as it was.

FrozenVent posted:

So no the steam wafting around in the opening minutes of Top Gun isn't radioactive

Grem posted:

Yea, so much hype was around the dude winning with "unconventional" tactics but really he's just that guy that makes you wanna flip tables at Magic tournaments.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Rusty Rickshaw posted:

You cant see the forest for the trees

Carbon dioxide posted:

Prepare to enter.... the Scary Door.

rear end-Haggis posted:

his skeleton replaced by a series of pneumatic bladders, his life a new fresh hell.

Collateral Damage posted:

They're in some places in the UK as well, and are a great source of schadenfreude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hb0ERuZHc4

Lutha Mahtin posted:

yeah, we have one highway tunnel here with tons of big red titles signs telling hazardous vehicles to exit before it. instead of going through the tunnel, they go straight through the heart of downtown minneapolis

Volcott posted:

I've been paying more attention to those material codes because of this thread and it's always something boring like UN 1993.

C'mon, just give me one truck of molten phenol.

Memento posted:

Looking at that transcript is amazing. Somehow a dude whose college record makes him vaguely qualified to be a cattle farmer is in charge of the scientific advancement of energy supply and the radioactive waste disposal of the largest economy in the world.

Counting his grades, he has 9 Bs, 15 Cs and 5 Ds. Napkin math and my vague understanding of the way US colleges figure things out gets him a GPA of less than 2.2

haveblue posted:

At my college the Meat Sciences building was placed between a dorm and a cemetery...

Jeoh posted:

"Why would you help someone if you weren't guilty?" is the Chinese mindset.

MF_James posted:

I dunno I live in chicago, we get horrible rain, horrible snow and strong winds, never have power problems, almost seems like sometimes when you install poo poo infrastructure you get poo poo results. Not saying Chicago's infra is amazing or anything, but it stands up to wind/snow/rain.

shame on an IGA posted:

In America we have trees