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B33rChiller




Hi there welcome thread. I'm B33rChiller. I've been reading this site for a long rear end time now, and registered for coming up on a decade. There are many corners of this site that I can't make heads or tails of, so I've mostly stuck to the places focused on my interests. TFR, BSS, PYF, some videogames, reading a lot of GWS and A/T it said on the tin that lurkers must post. I haven't lurked or posted much here, but I think I like this place.


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Ok, will work on gathering evidence against the rowdy brothers, and their old step sibling.

Wait, do I detail the crimes committed by my pets, or the crimes committed myself? Either way, I'm good to go.

ETA minor confession: I chose my user name a long time before registering here, and it turns out to be a very poor choice, as I found out in more recent times that I am legit one of the few people who is actually harmed by gluten (celiac disease). Sadly, I was never able to safely consume beer. I may now only chill it for others.

B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 29, 2020


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This is Lucille Johnson

She does not suffer fools. at all.
She only likes one being in the universe: Mrs. Chiller
She barely tolerates me and my daughter.
She does not tolerate other cats.


At the start of 2020, we thought it's been a couple years since our other cat passed. Maybe if we got a kitten, Lucy would get off her rear end and quit being so miserable.

So we got us a kitty whose mama was a ragdoll mix (looks very ragdoll), and papa was a big ol' orange tabby. The house where he was born had young kids, and he got handled by kids frequently from an early age.

This magnificent cuddle monster is Peter Parker

Unlike drat near every other cat I've ever heard of, this is actually not a trap. He loves his belly rubs. A toddler can slam their face right in that fuzzy belly, and he loves it.

Well, Lucy sure was not happy with Petey constantly harassing her, so we scratched our heads, and came up with a grand idea: MOAR KATZ!

Since Petey was such a great cat, we went back to the well, and picked up another kitten from the next litter.

This is Charlie Parker


We nervously followed every bit of advice we could get on introducing cats, and crossed our fingers. At this point we were 0 for 2 introductions, with Lucy just hating every cat we put into her space.

But, we had great success with the brothers.



These two are inseparable.

In memoriam,
This was Alexander Carlin:

He was my best friend

Wanted for the following crimes (listed in descending age)
B33rChiller: Smoking a weed prior to October 2018; hoarding vast quantities of pirated pornography
Lucille Johnson: Being nasty towards, and hissing at everyone; bringing dead and living prey into the house
Alexander Carlin: Deceased saint
Peter Parker: Pooping on his human's t-shirt (blameless, as was accidentally locked in the bedroom)
Charlie Parker: Waging an ongoing campaign against any and all X-mas decorations / spider plants.


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Rarity posted:

If whale have tiddies then whale nips would be the size of a human, did you ever think about that?

thinkin' bout those nips


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Thanks for the kind words folks.


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Finger Prince posted:

If you're ready to move on to the next level of "I hate this but it's worth it" chickpea making, add baking soda to the water and then rub the skins off and rinse them away. (it's not as easy as it sounds and all the tutorials make it look). But it makes for super creamy hummus!

Thanks for the tip. sounds great

I'll give a psa reminder in return
I really started paying attention to picking through and thoroughly washing lentils when I found out I have a medically necessary dietary restriction. I read the back of the package, and it said may contain wheat. spread them out, and sure enough, in a kg of green lentils, there were two grains of wheat! come to find out later, that crops can be contaminated right from the growing stage due to voluntary plants. If there hasn't been enough time since wheat was grown in the field, occasional plants can just sprout and grow with whatever is now intentionally being grown. sneaky sneaky wheat. It's a big problem with oats too.

But it wasn't just wheat I found in there. bits of grit and unknowable debris too. Everyone pick over and wash your legumes and pulses, even if you can eat anything generally edible.


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Finger Prince posted:

I work with a guy who hates garlic and won't eat anything garlicky and I had to make a special non-garlic containing tzadziki (wtf even) just for him once for a potluck and I'm pretty sure he's a secret vampire.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you have to work with people like that
I'm sorry you live in Mordor province, since you evidently work with my dad


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How Wonderful! posted:

Here's some other food news. When I first moved to Philly I lived l like a block away from what I thought was the coolest restaurant ever. I had just started in an MFA program and I lived with a guy who was also in it and almost every day we'd stop in this restaurant and drink beers and eat snacks and talk about books and big ideas and read each other's work and stuff. It was so perfect. Anyway then I moved across the city and that other part of town got mega expensive and we just never really went back much.

But I saw today that they're going to close their kitchens for the winter and re-open in the spring, but I'm worried that we'll move before that happens, so we're going to go get take-out from them on Saturday for one last big feast. They have probably the best vegetarian sandwich I ever had, this big huge tofu club with coconut bacon, and fried pickles, pierogi, all sorts of incredible unhealthy stuff. It's gonna be bittersweet but I'm really looking forward to it.

The emphasized part had me worried about a surprise thin blue line flag or something similar at the end of the story. Super happy to be surprised to read a wholesome tale :)


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Kief Richards posted:

I have a serious problem with my butt, BYOB

My rear end, it won't quit

nice humblebrag


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Oregon secrects tip: Fort Stevens state park is home to the most potent hallucinogens in the wild on the planet.

The scienterrific fella who identified the species mentions recreational vehicles as an indicator species when searching for likely habitat. (they're dune mushrooms. If you're seen walking around the dunes, looking at the ground, the state troopers / park rangers / whoever has jurisdiction will know what you're up to, and you can expect to be searched)


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Sometimes you get a miracle where someone like pharma bro ends up in front of a jury. Or sometimes other people that really need to be separated from society. In those cases, yeah, it probably is for the best, using what we have for a system, for people to sit on a jury and take it serious.

If you could ask a question of the defendant, maybe ask how they came about the suit they're wearing in court. If they say they borrowed it, or their lawyer found it for them, or it was from a charity, just let them walk. If they say it's their own suit, pay attention during the trial, there's a chance it's someone who deserves to be there.


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alnilam posted:

the washer/dryer at my old house were super old and came with the house, when i moved to oregon i was worried i would never be able to find an old appliance again but instead i found some guy on craigslist whose whole business is buying pre-computerization washers and dryers (he gets them real cheap from the home depot people that haul away your old one when you buy a new one), fixing them up real nice, and reselling them. It was amazing how proud he was of these washers and dryers. Like literally brought our 90s washer over and slapped the hood and said "this baby was one of the first on the market with a shared transmission between the pump and the agitator... fixed up the clutch real nice." He also bypasses the door close switches since they break so often.

This gets me thinking that in the future, and potentially right now, there could be a market for little drop in (or wire into a harness) micro controllers to replace the boards in newer machines. If the mechanicals still work, one could probably replicate whatever functionality fairly easily, even without any fancy pants reverse engineering or access to proprietary code. How pricey are micro controllers or things like raspberry pis?


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Might need an additional bit of power supply circuitry too. Not sure if any of the electrics in my machine run off less than mains voltage, but it's an old top loader, which I've repaired a couple times myself already (drive coupling and agitator cogs, both under CDN$20 shipped to my door)

eta: lol, the lid switch failed closed, so it doesn't stop when I open the lid, even at full blast spin. Fine by me, saves having to buy a replacement or bypass the switch.


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Kief Richards posted:

Let me introduce you to your new best friend: shower tablets.

You throw them on the shower floor and they make everything smell amazing.

just like a urinal puck! you can pee on these ones too, if you like :ssh:

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Stoner Sloth posted:

sir, please stop attempting to shower in the urinal - you're making the other patrons uncomfortable

Where you see a problem, I see a niche market opportunity.


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Heather Papps posted:

if all you eat is mcdonalds hamburgers your whole life you may think that certain menu items are really good food till the day you eat some truly good cuisine.

what if every sexual experience i've had has been mcdonalds caliber i'd never know

It's not hard to learn to cook for yourself to a higher standard than the golden arches.
Hell, these days there's instructional videos all over the internet.
Home cooked meals for one should give you a baseline, from which you can get some idea of what kind of calibre entrees you're finding elsewhere

yes, this is all a metaphor


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Sid Vicious posted:

its takeaway friday and idk what to order, i got Viet Thai fusion last week and usually I just get the same thing from a Chinese place so idk if ill get that like usual or if i will broaden my horizons and try something different, I usually just get a burger when i don't get Chinese its hard to decide
In order of likely decreasing deliciousness:
Indian?
Tacos?
Swiss Chalet?


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Stoner Sloth posted:

yeah, know the feeling pal :negative:. hopefully you can get some better rest tonight!


also hi and hope all my yobs out there are doing okay or better!!

e: and if not then :glomp: (or if ya want one anyways)

I'm feelin a bit samey this morning. slept right in. Thanks for the hug.
All the talk of breakfast, and seeing your post this morning made me want to post a pic of my breakfast, nex tto my real cool mousepad.


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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I like Father Christmas by the kinks.

Butthole Surfers did a loving unhinged cover of Good King Wenceslas that I used to have on vinyl and it's probably at one of my parents houses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZGZwuuugM

this rules. thank you


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RickRogers posted:

Better get these guys to go around knocking on the threads for donations


You f$#%ing muppet! There's a plague on! Stay away from my door.



Here's my :10bux:


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Sid Vicious posted:

okay i got two of three cards i need for Tuesday done tonight i think that is enough


:eyepop: :vince: wow my good man. I was thinking, let's do some painting / whatever art together. we could set up a video chat to do some. Involve the kids at some point maybe? I think we have at least one pair of kids near the same age. I don't have skills or talent, but have fun putting colours on paper with my daughter.


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Testing 123.
Remember everyone, Charlie loves you all.


So does Petey


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How Wonderful! posted:

I keep putting on lipstick when I run errands because I forget that nobody can see under my mask. Makes me wonder what other kinds of turbo secrets people are packing under there...

I'd like to believe people can see the scowl in my eyes, serving as something of a natural warning signal, telling others to keep their distance. That, and the Hanzo steel I'm constantly swinging overhead.


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Terry Harri posted:

In my short time here, I've learned that B.Y.O.B. is lame and helpless.

I don't even care about nut anymore. If you want him, just come get him. Really, it would be a favour at this point.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3948371&pagenumber=9#post510579348

Mr. Harri, you sure sound like you could use some chill. why don't you just pull up a cushion, and have a seat? relax a bit with us here. Can I offer you a beverage? I've got quite a selection in the cooler.

I'd like to share these gifs of nutbirds I have with you. A person of fine tastes such as yourself would surely appreciate them


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nut posted:

what did i miss



Hi! you might have missed the fact that Charlie Parker loves you


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MYHX6JTbI posted with a couple comments:
Grace and Leo makes some great music apart from this cover song, with some videos showing off really impressive stamina from the both of them
Also, check out the pacman guitar
eta: yawn * BIG stretch * goedemorgen


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more falafel please posted:

hello byob how's your day

hi there, my day is going swimmingly. had a great laugh at a thread just now, and listening to some very chill nintendo musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGwRz8wnSY how's your day?


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If you're at the point that you're ready to walk, (and already having disputes with higher ups?), a sense of detachment, and having already mentally checked out can help add courage to confrontations. If I were in those shoes (and have been micromanaged severely in the past), and had more of a spine, I might say something like "Do you want a (insert job title here), or do you want a meat puppet? If it's the former, back off and let me do my job. If it's the latter, I won't be doing anything not directly instructed to, other than focus on making your life difficult. What's it going to be?" If you are in the position of not caring about holding the job anymore, and don't need a reference from that job, it might help to think of having already walked, and you're just getting paid to gently caress with the shitheads now.

But don't take any of this as advice. I'm off work with a broke brain.


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Prof. Crocodile posted:

History

Theology

Metal Shop

Home Economics

Geography

Spelling


Tonight, BYOB was very studious, and as far as I'm concerned you all get an A+. With the possible exception of Mrs. Derpies, but first I need to figure out if she was trolling or genuinely confused.

Hey, uh prof, sorry.... some of us got a little too wrapped up in our ongoing biochemichaels research to check in.. :trashed: Trashed Crew has been hard at work, even if we're a bit quiet.


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This playlist is fun and chill. it's been great background music for playing wingspan. I just turn down the in game music, and listen to this at a low level, with the bird sounds right up.

chirp, chirp, moth-eaters!

Rarity posted:

G'mungo BYOB just lying here listening to the new Taylor Swift album like it ain't no thing

Geemangos to you too. happy for yah. that sounds like a decent way to wake up. midnight here, all hopped up and enjoying a surprise new album thanks to you. :cheers:

thoughts on the album? I'm only half way through the second song, and both the first two, and especially this one, her voice really has a country music tone to it. Didn't she start out singing country, and move more towards pop? I'm mostly unfamiliar, but curious.

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We went up the hill to find some snow and attempt sledding today. There was very little on the ground, but we found a great spot for the future at an abandoned ski hill that's now a provincial park.
the whiskey-jacks came and said hi as we were on the way out.


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Same here. Sending love and hugs over the internet


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welp, that'll learn me yet again not to post in unfamiliar territory. I got lucky here. Apparently the videogame awards have minimum standards for chiming in buried under a few thousand words in the op.


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Heather Papps posted:

like this post for example: sundays are visit gramma and have dinner and today we watched home alone. did you know that when joe pesci extinguishes his flaming hat in the snow the burnt away bald patch is in the shape of a snowflake. i didn't, till today!

sure i could have posted this in a film based forum but no way byob i like everything about this stylesheet.

wisdom


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YAAAAWN *stretch*
grumble, grumble, g'mango everyone


late night last night watching videos trying to learn how to / dreaming of setting up a planted nano aquarium with some snails and pastry
this morning has me wondering what's up with companies sending you paper catalogues when you order something off their website? I placed the order on the internet. I'd guess you could keep your online catalogue current for a lot less $ than it cost to print and ship this kindling to me. strange. oooooh coffee's ready!

Also, I'm so very impressed with Sid's painting, and BB's cross-stitch

I love that kitten with all my heart


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man, I'd take the dodgiest street curry wurst / kebab of unknown provenance any day over taco bell


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How Wonderful! posted:

GaG a taco can really be anything if you believe in it and if you have a tortilla to put it in. And if you don't have a tortilla I feel like the stuff to make a flour tortilla should be pretty universally available? If you can get flour, salt, shortening, and baking powder you should be good to go.

Such an excellent solution to the present conundrum. one might even exclaim, "How Wonderful!"


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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Aquariums have pastry?

Some sorts of small pastries. Mostly neocardina


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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Sounds like we need to start a byob knitting circle or something!!

my therapist has heavily suggested I take up knitting, so this might just be the motivation to get me going on that

Thanks for the heads up. It's always jarring for me when people have name changes, especially when I'm reading stuff from the past, and trying to keep people straight in my head. Having a thread I can reference to keep it straight in my head should be helpful.

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Kief Richards posted:

Yessss join ussss

I will literally send yarn and needles to anyone anywhere in the world it isn't illegal to send them. For real. I have three entire rooms for fiber, please take some.

That's a very kind offer thank you!


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