Lunchmeat Larry posted:

what the gently caress does orz mean

zakharov posted:

My brother is literally an adult baby help reddit

Subjunctive posted:

Yeah. Comment about how taxing motherhood is is more than fine. Comment about degradation of breasts not fine.

WampaLord posted:

How about you don't haggle percent points with your partner at all when you both make effectively the same money.

How many real dollars per month is this argument about? Over or under $50?

Dienes posted:

Its not cheating if its with permission.

Gaunab posted:

TL;DR: Wife's adopted brother is in love with her, don't know what to do now. 

Meander posted:

My [20F] (now ex) boyfriend [22M] told me he has another significant other out of no where

Khorne posted:

That's a real interesting take on Cinderella.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I [27F] need tips on remembering my girlfriend [26F] kid [3M]. He sleeps in her bed when he has nightmares. I always roll over on-top of him all the time.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

also how do you forget a kid is there?

La Brea Carpet posted:

Thought this was going to be about video games, but instead lol

Moridin920 posted:

I mean I'm fully aware that LEGO is objectively a waste of money because it is a bunch of plastic bits but idk man I like that poo poo it is relaxing.

Lonely Virgil posted:

Buy your bar of Lindt and eat while he throws a tantrum, girl. You deserve it.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was.

Gaunab posted:

Another cat story

Barudak posted:

The story makes more sense if you assume this is true because then its a tale of a kid pettily trying to gently caress up his step-brother whom he probably loathes in a way he hopes he can play off as a "prank".

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was.

quote:

My younger brother and I like to play pranks on my twin. 

Mirthless posted:

that bit kind of hosed me off, aren't twins supposed to like each other extra? you don't pour hot coffee on the dick of somebody you like

i mean unless they're into that kind of thing

Pick posted:

6 star hotel

Tiny Deer posted:

The result is that after about a month of being "open", my wife has hooked up with a few guys and has a couple more in the works, while I have thus far accomplished zero. 

ArbitraryC posted:

actual heaven protocol

Bubblyblubber posted:

That lede was burried so deep loving lava came out when I noticed it on a second read.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

How do I [ 27/M] redeem myself after a possibly creepy comment on a friend's [22/F] photo?

Now, I think that may have been creepy, or stalkerish. Even if she didn't think so, her lack of reply could come across to the other females in my social group that I'm creepy or a loser. So I need to redeem my social market value somehow. Any ideas? 

TL;DR: Casually asked why a girl didn't go to a festival last year when she promoted the same festival this year. Might have been creepy. What can I do to redeem my social value?

quote:

She replied to 2 other people's comments. But not me. 

She probably thinks im an incel.

quote:

Nah, research the bandwagon effect. People respond better to people who are ppopular. If someone is not popular and alone, people will ignore them...take a psychology class.

quote:

Because other females in my social circle will see how I was ignored, and the womankind hivemind will know to automatically fall in line.

blackmet posted:

I used the word "Plumber." And came out with this long, sad story.

Khorne posted:

That's the smallest of the problems in that post.

It seems like the dude has no spine and is content with his wife living in some neurotic battered cycle that makes no sense given their living situation.

quote:

I don't have any hair issues or anything, I just like hair. My own hair is breast length and brown. Being a theatre kid in high school just made me love wigs and makeup.

So, I have 4 wigs. They range from short and blonde to waist length and black. I basically have the styles that I've ever seriously considered cutting/dying my hair into in wig form. Some days I wear them, some days I don't. I wear a wig maybe 30-40% of the time.

Originally, I thought bf was fine with the wigs. When I first told him he wanted to see/touch/try them on which was expected. I have pictures of him with black waist length hair on and everything. But with time I guess hes gotten fed up?

Earlier today we were texting and i asked him if we could role play professor/student during sex. He said sure and I was happy and I mentioned that I wanted to be blonde for it and he asked why, I said it would be hot and make it easier to get into character, and he kind of shut down on me. Didn't reply for three hours.

So he calls me and he straight up tells me he'd prefer if I stopped wearing wigs completely. He said he finds the fact that I can put it on and take it off unattractive. But he reassured me he loves me and finds me beautiful, he's just "disgusted" by seeing the wigs. He wants us to be together. His proposed compromise was that I only wear wigs if we're going out to a club, party, or bar. I don't think that's fair.

I was kinda dumbfounded because it's like jeez, I just wanted to be a blonde schoolgirl. But he was honest, I guess. So at this point, I think he's being unfair. I don't want to stop wearing them or restrict myself that much. I want the right to wear them at the grocery store if I want to.

So my question is, is there a better compromise for us that I can propose to him? I love him a lot but I'm pretty annoyed. He's known about the wigs since the second week he knew me. If they were so disgusting I wish he wouldve said something then. :/

Tl;dr: I like wigs. Bf hates wigs and wants me to only wear them to nightlife activities (parties, clubs, bars) I don't think that's fair since I barely go to those kinds of places. Is there a better compromise?

Tolkien minority posted:

I'm [20F] studying abroad and miserable
submitted 8 hours ago by baguettebaguettebagu to /r/relationships

chumbler posted:

I thought being a beta nerd was invisibility, not persecution.

Palisader posted:

This one is long. I'd condense it, but phone posting sucks and the whole thing is really special. I kind of cheated with my search term vape


Don't marry manchildren, friends

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Me [40 M] with my wife [38 F] of 14 years, she makes me the responsible one, then laughs at me

fruit on the bottom posted:

MY POC GIRLFRIEND

Gluten Freeman posted:

everyone shush about app permissions, have some gift dilemmas just in time for valentine's




My opinions:

1. Ask your grandma about the ring before mentioning it to your cousin;

2. Never get someone a car as a surprise!;

LethalGeek posted:

Should i be worried how much I catch young people escaping into this shipping/headcannon/whatever the gently caress or most of them grow out of it once they start actually dating?

VanSandman posted:

At least poor old tinydick made the right choice

Mr. Goodbytes posted:

Ride The Gravitron posted:

She should shove the toys up his rear end

Fullhouse posted:

I know girl roommates can get remarkably petty with each other but this is something else

Moridin920 posted:

For real it's not supposed to hurt for a week after you try it jfc.

Not that she shouldn't still leave that rear end fetish nut anyway.

Fullhouse posted:

it's not gay for your friend to suck your dick if you don't enjoy it, and other stories

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Also people always try and pair you up with their giant bird friends

Barudak posted:

Man that flower thing is a new please dump the gently caress out of me signal but it definitely complies with standard dump me flag protocols.

As a person who knows people in the flowers business, they are a ripoff no matter when you buy them.