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Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


You Am I posted:

How about in the former German suburb of France?

Or the former German suburb of the Czech Republic?

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Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


thegasman2000 posted:

Is now a good time to start the livery argument?

Personally the Honda earth was a highlight for me. The Marlborough ferraris a second and the black and gold lotus.

White and yellow Renaults are where it's at:

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


If the forest section of Hockenheim had never existed nobody would be saying 'ugh it's such an awful circuit bulldoze it and salt the earth'. The track suffers from the comparison with what had been there before but it isn't any worse than half the tracks on the current F1 calendar.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


wicka posted:

Why not continue to use the pretty good, purpose built F1 track we already have in America

Because COTA is a garbage-tier circuit.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


GramCracker posted:

Road America is literally the best track. Imagine Verstrappon eating it at The Kink

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ByotKbusU

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Alain Post posted:

Paul Ricard owns as a layout and it kind of always looked a bit like a parking lot/highway. Hope they use the long layout.

Paul Ricard has 169 layouts to choose from :psyduck:.

not even exaggerating

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


wicka posted:

I literally heard zero complaints about COTA until the month prior to the USGP this year. It's baffling. The track is almost as good as you are ever going to get from a purpose-built F1 circuit in the 21st century.

People were pointing out the cut-n-paste sections from other circuits literally from the day of the track map being revealed. The whole track feels like one of those dumb lazy magazine articles about THE ULTIMATE F1 CIRCUIT made from all the corners everyone likes tagged together but missing the point completely.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Begall posted:

Edit: Also yes most importantly, who the gently caress gets that seat??

Kobayashi

e: either way things were looking fairly settled but this has thrown the cat amongst the silly season pigeons in hilarious style. :getin:

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


1500quidporsche posted:

If Nando goes to Mercedes I will literally get banned.

:toxx:

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


German GP dropped, German WDC quits. Coincidence?

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
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Retirement cake is the most delicious cake.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


wicka posted:

It would be hilarious if Mercedes signs one of the weaker drivers commonly mentioned (Wehrlein, Ocon, Perez, Hulkenberg, Grosjean) and they end up doing just as well as Rosberg.

If they just do well enough to provoke Poois into more petulant meltdowns it will be sufficient.

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Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Rubens is happy driving iRacing with his kid I think.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

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and my magnificent facial hair,
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nice

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Norns posted:

Yeah zero chance Bottas beats Hamilton.

People said the same when Button went to McLaren.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


So are Mercedes still going to maintain the pretence that it's anyone other than Bottas? They're still saying there'll be no official announcement until next year.

BOLD 2017 PREDICTION: Massa outscores Bottas.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Wirth1000 posted:

I will always advocate the return to the 1 to 2 lap qualifying. 1 outlap, 2 timed laps, 1 in lap. The pressure and excitement and focus I found really exciting and tense.

2003(?) era single lap, now-or-never qualifying owned and the literal babies crying about it at the time can gently caress right off.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


gret posted:

It's Nicholls with McNish.

Only problem with the 5Live commentary is since it's a rolling news and sport channel they keep breaking away for football and cricket score updates.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


AgentJotun posted:

I like to think of it like Usain Bolt going back to the 50's for the 100m sprint where the world record was like a 10.2. Don't think he would have all that much trouble. Hell the 200m record was a 20.6. A time he could beat at age 15. The money, training, science and professionalism that goes into all sports now is way more advanced then what it was back in the day. I see the old grand prix drivers as half daredevil half sportsman. A poo poo load of bravery and a good amount of talent, but not compared to todays stars.

The effect of today's sports psychology/nutrition/fitness aspect alone would see 50s drivers getting completely crushed by their modern equivalents.

1500quidporsche posted:

The family thing is new but it makes a certain amount of sense since you have a guy that has a lot of cash, free time now that his career is over, he's now got a kid and knows what the kid has to do to get into the sport.
That and the kid likely has an interest in what their daddy does for a living from an early age, is used to being around cars and the paddock environment, has the connections already in place, etc.

Roller Coast Guard fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jan 8, 2017

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Human Grand Prix posted:

Good IRL drivers (that weren't ex F1 or CART guys): Uhhh, Stewart?

Wheldon?

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Theophany posted:

Brands is legit fantastic, but it's impossible to go racing there due to NIMBY noise restrictions that close the GP circuit for all but a handful of events a year. IIRC Berger said it was the best circuit he'd ever raced on. Even so, no UK circuit other than Silverstone meets the FIA requirements to hold a Grand Prix at present.

Pretty sure Donington doesn't have to worry about noise restrictions too much since the track literally sits at one end of the runway to East Midlands International .

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

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and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!



And all this time we thought Alonso was the robot.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

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the British Empire will never fall!


wicka posted:

F1 2017: Bye Bye Bernie

F1 2017: Flee The Bern

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!



I saw a thumbnail of this image earlier and my first thought was to look at the guy on the left and say 'bloody hell, DC's aged'

Brainwrong posted:

If this new dawn means that F1 will have some sort of online pay-per-view subscription service that means I don't need Sky then I will applaud the hairy-lipped overlord.

Me too but there's like a 99% chance that Sky's contract has a clause which covers their exclusivity against any digital media coverage. Like at the absolute best you're going to have the Sky commentators and an inflated purchase price to cover the chunk of your money going directly to them as direct compensation for not needing a satellite dish.

They're evil shits but they're not dumb evil shits.

Roller Coast Guard fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jan 24, 2017

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Begall posted:

Thinking about Silverstone this year - would I be happier with Luffield A, Village B or Farm Curve?

General Admission and some comfortable walking shoes.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Bold 2017 Prediction: Massa scores more points than Bottas.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


The good/bad old days of open rulebooks and endless innovation was all funded by a bottomless pit of cigarette sponsorship money and a massive audience which didn't have a zillion alternative tv channels and internet streams and whatever the gently caress else competing for their eyeball time.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


keevo posted:

I actually like the livery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's ok, would prefer them to go back to incorporating white though:

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


BOLD PREDICTION Red Bull are going to catch right up to Mercedes and Horner will be completely insufferable about it.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Not particularly Bold Prediction: Sauber fold before the end of the year

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


wicka posted:

The most amazing thing about this fan edit is that the previously random white stripe under the sidepod is now black and blends in perfectly with the floor.



I was thinking the exact same thing and even tried to make the same edit but whoever did this is much better than me with image editing.

Also white is the old national car colour for Japan white makes it more of a nod to Honda.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


That's last year's McLaren livery.

Weird that two different teams over two years have thought 'hey, let's literally paint our cars the same colour as the track so they're invisible'.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Norns posted:

Your eyes are broken. Look at the picture in the sun light that was posted.

Yes, on further inspection I see they've gone for both tarmac-black, and dirty concrete grey.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Dudley posted:


It's actually got lyrics

"This loving song
Goes on and on
Goes on and on
For far too long"

I'm like 99% sure the lyrics are:

It-alll-iaaaaaa
It-alll-iiiaaaaa
It-ALL-iaaaaa
It-alll-iaaaaaa

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


VelociBacon posted:

Why are these news outlets bothering reporting these lap times it's the least interesting thing about preseason practice.

It's Bacon Season.

Good username/post combi btw.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

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and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Tsaedje posted:

Have we got an official rivals.com punTM for him yet? Gonna suggest Glans Stool

Pants Slowll

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
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Human Grand Prix posted:

TME is really good dude, what are you on about.

It is really a lot harder to poach staff from other teams when you're not based in the same country as all those other teams.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

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and my magnificent facial hair,
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wicka posted:

Imagine where Renault and Honda might be if they could (attempt) hundreds of miles of private testing

Bankrupt?

Because that's exactly what F1 had a few years ago and we ended up with the manufacturers setting up entire teams to do unlimited private testing all year round until all the money disappeared.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


I think the overwhelming response to F1 cars on ovals would be 'wow, when Indycar do this it isn't nearly so lovely and boring'.

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Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
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the British Empire will never fall!


1500quidporsche posted:

If we stop racing in third world shitholes with questionable human rights records and start racing where people actually want to watch the races,

Obligatory 'but enough about the USGP' comment goes here.

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