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So, basically every Mallard Fillmore strip is either "Schools/young people are idiots" or "you think you're BETTER than me BUT YOU AREN'T AND YOU'RE STUPID AND I HATE YOU," I take it. I guess Branco is one of the Trump faithful. Even though he's incapable of depicting anyone in a positive light, even the people he likes, it seems like he tries to show Trump as strong and capable. You know, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Also, apparently NBC and CBS have massive asses. Good to see Harpo Marx handling security for Blonde Conan O'Brien there.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 11:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:19 |
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Angepain posted:The cartoon in question: I guess they missed the "NO NIGROES" on Sam's right hand there.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 13:09 |
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The goddamned shoe. He's still putting in that single shoe. Good to see Turtle Jeb is still kickin' around though.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 18:54 |
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quote:It consists of the illuminati who control vast fortunes. quote:It’s not the stuff of tinfoil conspiracy—it’s real and it’s a threat to our Republic. So if the Illuminati is real, does that mean I can get the infinite power of nano augmentation?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:00 |
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Wasn't Ted Rall the one who did a whole "pay for the privilege to watch me eat" thing years ago? I can't remember what site it was being done through but it amounted to if you pay for all expenses, Ted agrees with the chosen restaurant/lodging, and thinks you're interesting enough... you get to talk to him. For a while. Am I crazy or was that a thing he did? I'm trying to search for it but I'm not finding anything.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 06:31 |
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Huh. Wouldn't have thought I'd find a Zootopia reference in a political cartoon.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 09:04 |
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Pants Donkey posted:On more than one occasion now I've run into other goons playing Heroes of the Storm, and they will flood chat with thread memes and DEBT. Pretty sure I was one of those times. Although I only quoted once, I think.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 11:29 |
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du -hast posted:Not gonna lie, I am really looking forward to the day that all these retarded cartoonists are made to eat crow after the Russia collusion thing turns out to be an actual, real thing. Angepain posted:can we take bets for how many cartoonists will still be following trump after a literal impeachment Yeah I can't see all of them finally admitting that it wasn't just sour grapes from Dems and that yes, Trump is dirty. The ones that do will make sure to include BUT HILLARY IS WORSE!!!! next to Trump going down in flames. Maybe a sinister Obama looming in the shadows.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 10:28 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Obama did what now? Could be referring to this. quote:According to a source with knowledge of a White House meeting that took place Wednesday morning, Trump’s team is considering launching an investigation into a Department of Homeland Security program that shares information on cyberattacks in an effort to coordinate globally on countering digital threats, insinuating that it inappropriately opened up streams of sensitive data to Russia and other nonallies. Another option under consideration is placing a story in the media about the program, similarly accusing it of sharing sensitive information. Basically, "Why attack me for giving intel to Russians when Obama gave intel to Russians???" Even though the intel given wasn't remotely the same, or as sensitive. I don't think they still plan on going that route, though.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 10:40 |
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Not to mention it was already posted in the thread today. Behind a link with warnings that it was explicit content.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 02:56 |
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Top right corner. The edit is referencing the camouflage rating system in MGS3.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 03:15 |
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I can't get over the left panel. Conservative_Real_American.jpg Meet the White Family: White Guy, his White Wife, and their son, White Guy Junior. Not pictured is their one story suburban home with white picket fence. They are True Patriots, and thus agree with the artist that lives aren't worth saving if it means taxes and regulations!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 02:18 |
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I kinda love the cartoons implying 'all Real Americans, right thinking patriots, HATE Obamacare and would cheer its removal!' Every time the GOP had a bill out long enough to be examined and scored it always ended up with the vast majority of poll respondents opposing it. Meanwhile the ACA was polling better than ever. You know, once people found out the ACA and Obamacare were the same drat thing.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 03:39 |
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Captain Sean Spicer, the most well known Trek captain. Also at going after furries, that's some serious validation to be painted as an enemy in a Garrison toon.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 17:46 |
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Angepain posted:where are the nazi furries going to go for validation now That toon makes me hope the fandom is being successful in kicking out the alt right types. Although it makes me wonder if there was anything specific he added it in response to. Maybe as he was drawing furry tribbles he thought of furries in general.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 18:09 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Wait, is that an "XY" on Kirk's badge? I think it's just a hosed up command badge. Like he just drew a squiggle instead of the star.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 18:20 |
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quote:Sex and gender are one and the same. Dude didn't even mention furries in his rant. Did he seriously label one of the tribbles "furry" because tribbles are covered in fur?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:26 |
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CoolCab posted:calling it - this one is going to be real loving funny in 3-6 years This year I'm votin' fer change! Ben Garrison posted:I will not praise these mentally ill people. Neither would Captain Kirk.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:51 |
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Furries getting some attention from the politoonists lately. Rogers seems a bit more neutral though.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:41 |
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DaveWoo posted:what the gently caress does Hillary have to do with any of this? That could be a thread title at this point.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 16:25 |
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achillesforever6 posted:Well with Pittsburgh that's where Anthrocon where the city has for the most part embraced them coming every year, especially from old people and middle age house wives who just think its people who like to dress up like cartoon animals. Yeah that was my first thought after remembering that Rogers is from Pittsburgh. When your city hosts the biggest furry convention in the world for 20 years, furries'll get noticed by people I assume otherwise probably wouldn't be aware. Why does he suddenly look so concerned in the second panel?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 18:31 |
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Yeah I guess Trump's Stand would just be another Trump. I wonder what his Stand Cry is.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 23:11 |
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I wish I had a link to the post I saw way back in the day of a Bish toon dump being kicked off with a still from that old Star Trek board game with a VHS tape. YOU! EXPERIENCE BIJ!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 18:25 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:RERORT Guest work by a Mr. Scoobert Doo.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 21:33 |
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It's really depressing, but not that surprising, that the thread favorites would pick up Trump's BOTH SIDES BAD! line. Or coming dangerously close to "actually, people who oppose Nazis are worse than Nazis." Like how do you even get to this point? Where devotees of racist genocide are given so much deference and benefit of the doubt? A person is dead, another was beaten, many more injured, at the hands of people wrapped in Nazi regalia, and all some of these assholes can say is " ANTIFA ARE SCARY THUGS!" Oh, of course, because Nazis are far-right, and 'Right = Good, Left = Bad', even if they're so far right they're literally neo Nazis. I want each one of them to read those accounts from local church goers basically saying "that poo poo was terrifying but thankfully the Antifa were there to help defend us." Edit: This is glorious.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 17:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA&t=14s
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 08:39 |
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Pants Donkey posted:
Considering Branco's previous toons it's not super surprising his take would be "Nazis are bad, but there was only like a couple of them. Also they weren't with me. And all they did was stand around for a while. (And I totally agreed with them that the statues are Cool 'n Good.) MEANWHILE THERE ARE SUPER SCARY HOODED ANTIFA THUGS OVER THERE! ATTACKING PEOPLE! DESTROYING PROPERTY! CAUSING HAVOC! UP ENDING ORDER! BUT NOBODY WILL DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!" I'm not a Nazi but I save 90% of my anger for those who oppose Nazis.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 11:53 |
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That captain is the best drawing Kirschen's done in a while. Aside from his left arm. albany academy posted:Idk if this has been posted yet, but Mackay is channeling the spirit of Branco: I couldn't tell if this was straight up " those poor Nazis! ", so I tried to look up what other toons the artist did, and found their twitter post for it. Seems it's "Never punch, not even a Nazi." https://twitter.com/mackaycartoons/status/899745225224183809
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 14:13 |
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Obama: *is black*. Trump: #NotAllNazis Payne: EQUALLY BAD! BOTH SIDES BAD!
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 20:45 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Mecha? I was confused too. At first I was wondering what the hell giant robots had to do with any of this, but I guess it's MEChA, "an organization that seeks to promote Chicano unity and empowerment through political action." I guess Tinsley thinks they want to create an Hispanic ethnostate or something?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 07:32 |
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Is this the same one that drew "Jesus Christ wearing an All Lives Matter button while shouting down at humanity"?
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 02:19 |
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Starshark posted:Right wingers are never so happy as when they're victims. While at the same time decrying anyone they see as "playing the victim." WE'RE the oppressed ones, not YOU!
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 11:27 |
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Pants Donkey posted:SPEAKING OF WHICH "I loooooove facism!" -an Anti Facist, probably It's as unsurprising as it is sad that after Charlottesville all these 'voices' of the right have said is "nuh uh! YOU'RE the Nazi! YOU'RE the Klansman!".
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 19:39 |
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Trump was just thinking of that time they used chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' frogs gay. He knows it's not right to force a specific sexuality on someone.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 05:00 |
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Good GOD this is vile. That's some straight up white man's burden poo poo.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 13:07 |
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Yes, Branco, the white male sportsball watcher is the truly oppressed one here. How dare those players do that to him! Remind him that systemic racism exists! SO rude and inconsiderate.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 21:03 |
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How dense would you have to be to not realize that's an edit if you were at all familiar with Garrison's repertoire?
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 05:40 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:They're reporting 50+ dead. I think that might break the Pulse shooting. CNN is calling it "the deadliest mass shooting in US history."
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 11:54 |
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D.N. Nation posted:Eat, like, a fleet of poo poo, Garrison. Sorry, the big water's too big. Can't deliver it.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 21:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:19 |
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There was an article linked to in another thread, I think, but it was about how Puerto Ricans who lived up in the mountains were trapped with no supplies, no utilities, and trying to get to a town meant a long arduous trek on foot since the roads were blocked and the cars had no fuel. Or tweet threads about how much damage has yet to be repaired, or all the people that are now living off of a can of beans per day. Then Garrison rolls in with his steamin' hot take, Everything is fine. Or, it WOULD be, if it weren't for those godammned UNIONS and that dumbass Trump-hating Dem Bitch Mayor!. Most Garrison toons are just eye roll inducers. This one is actually, like, really bad.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 22:03 |