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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Randalor posted:

Pastor is his first name and not his title, right? Because I'm pretty sure "gently caress the poor" wasn't one of Jesus' lessons. How dare poor people get dependent on being able to live.

Jesus created means tested welfare

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao that article is amazing

i bet that he could have given 700k to the meth lady and she would have married him

cant you get a fuckin 9/10 russian bride for way less than 700k lol

:trumppop:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
derp

OBAMNA PHONE has issued a correction as of 22:37 on Aug 31, 2017

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
yeah the part of the week where i'm dumb as poo poo and post in the wrong thread

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lol at a 16y/o with a rhcp shirt

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

coyo7e posted:

To be entirely fair, when I was a kid in the 80s/90s, the most common band t-shirt I saw kinds wearing for most of that time until high school when we could buy our own stuff, were those lovely Led Zeppelin shirts with the angel on the front. You know the ones, those ugly fake tie die ones? From 1977?

At this point anytime I see that image, I assume the person wearing it is white trash.

dont doxx me

but that's zep, not lmao rhcp

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

i don't think anything else we could possibly post in this thread will top this image

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

kupachek posted:

Boeing also created some controversy whining about Bombardier which has led the Canadian Govt to look elsewhere for aircraft.

They are getting better at losing contracts.

lmao i fuckin called it this was a stupid as gently caress plan getting trump's Department of Commerce to swing their dick in boeings favor and it backfired hilariously and drew airbus into the fray

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

VitalSigns posted:

Trump was an empty vessel in which dumb people projected all their hopes and dreams, and his constant lying and self-contradiction let those people reinforce their projections because they told themselves "Trump is a smart businessman who is just saying that other stuff to trick stupid people into voting for him, it's the Art of the Deal, but I am a smart person with right beliefs so obviously as a fellow smart person his true beliefs lie within the parts of his statements that agree with what I want".

that ever famous idiom about having an open mind to the point where your brain falls out has never been more apt

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

Who retweets porn?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

even though this story doesn't belong in this thread.. it belongs in this thread
Reeking ‘Poop Train’ Of NYC Human Waste Wreaks Havoc On Alabama Town

quote:

Alabama’s inexpensive land and permissive zoning laws and a federal ban on dumping New Yorkers’ excrement in the ocean got the poop train chugging, experts say.

Nelson Brooke of the environmental group Black Warrior Riverkeeper, describes Alabama as “kind of an open-door, rubber-stamp permitting place” for landfill operators.

here's some poo poo for your lovely state :allears:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

i was about 90% convinced this guy was this insane, racist shitposter on this bmw forum i used to be on, until i saw the clip of him saying he'd been to israel twice and i think that ruled it out.

in reality there's probably 10 thousand rear end in a top hat lawyers just like this guy

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

eat the soybeans, smashmouth

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/trump-tangier-island-disappearing-sea-level-rise-2017-6?r=US&IR=T
Trump told the mayor of a disappearing island not to worry about sea-level rise -- these photos show how grave the situation has become

lmbo a whole island of trump voters who can see their land disappearing and yet believe trump and a SEAWALL would solve the problem

build that wall lmao

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
cant we all just focus on crab guys that are gonna let their mobile homes go underwater (financially and literally) and children drown

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I guess Roseanne is still funny.

gonna lol when she dies of alcohol or drug related abuse under trump

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Grape posted:

There is a disturbing amount of Branch Davidian apologia out there that goes weellllll beyond "Gosh that situation should have ended with less dead people".

lol a few of these people literally blew up 50+ children in Oklahoma to get back at the government for it

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Tanks But No Tanks posted:

some conservatives go absolutely berserk when the 17th Amendment is brought up

actually its a lot of them

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
what is it about the military that attracts people who want to get married at like 18 lmao

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

ikanreed posted:

Okay so who's the last republican administration that didn't commit some kind of literal treason?

Trump: duh.
Bush: outing plame
Bush1 maybe didn't?
Reagan: Iran contra
Ford, doesn't count
Nixon: sabotaging Vietnam negotiation

ford counts because he pardoned nixon and agnew

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
gonna be worth touching the poop with my abandoned BMW forums accounts after that happens

would anyone here be surprised to hear that BMW owners on the internet are almost always incredibly lovely racist Republicans or lolbertatians

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Shear Modulus posted:

bmw owner = rich = republican

more accurate assessment is that they are bought new by rich people and bought used by snobby but not rich people who are merely temporarily embarrassed millionaires

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

press f to send tweetprayers to kellyanne

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Spirit lake is cool as gently caress worth a visit if you can do it

that guy was 83 what a kick rear end way to die

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Astrochicken posted:

I Stand For the National Anthem (But I Sit On the Flag) cool song title

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Well there was that whole Supreme Court decision thing, as well.

well this applies to public sector employees, doesnt really apply here.

not that republicans arent gunning for all unionized labor.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

red19fire posted:

Is there any way to get ICE to target Nunes' and the other farmers' dairies, but not the workers? That would be ideal.

lol

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

FMguru posted:

These people aren't even that complicated or deep. That's what gets me about all these Cletus Safari profiles, the way they keep endlessly spinning out details and half-explanations, but never get around to simply stating "these people are racist AF and consider Trump justified payback for eight years of President Negro"

Hmmm, why did these old white people without college degrees in these overwhelming white counties and states vote for the white guy who came to political prominence as a birther and promised to roll back the invading horde of Messican rapists? It is a great mystery, possibly the greatest mystery of our era.

fuckin lmao at 'cletus safari'

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Shaffness posted:

I'm pretty much this but there hasn't been a republican worth voting for since my mom was born in the 50s. I just vote for the closest thing to a socialist during the primary and then the left most Democrat on the ballot during the general. I live near Seattle so my districts often have 2 D's running against each other. For Senate races I just hold my nose and vote for Cantwell and Murray, they're definitely SUCC but a couple of the least worst.

those two are definitely so deeply into the succ zone they should be primaried by literally anyone willing to call themselves a socialist

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

VROOM VROOM posted:

goon project to save a suicidal person? I could get to seattle by tomorrow if necessary

lol what a waste of gas

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lmao that protestants just make up rules about when and how they interact with jewish people and claim it's due to their religion

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

EimiYoshikawa posted:

conservative means they support conservation duh

bing bong so simple

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Parity warning posted:

dang i wish i had whatever brain problem would let me be okay with grifting like this

we need a goon project to create one of these grifting opportunities and just funnel all the proceeds into nonprofits who help with deportation cases

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

PDP-1 posted:

if you want to try them out check out the two-part episode 246 that they put out recently, it's a best-of reel from some of their tour live shows. if you don't like those, you don't like chapo.

some of the non-live episodes right after that were kind of low energy i guess because they were tired after the tour which is understandable.

their special interview episodes are more for learning than entertainment, they can be good if they have a good guest but it's a more serious discussion as opposed to their ha-ha funny main show stuff.

live shows are absolutely not worth listening to as an introduction to the show

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

love thsoe thots and prayers going right into the trash bin

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
what's the problem with faust

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
wow really compelling stuff right there

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

this is an interesting derail so that's fine, but see to it that it doesn't veer back into tedious podcast gossip

also "white guy with native ancestry" usually just means that they have an ancestor that's a rapist

also, it qualifies them to broadcast the opinion that the Washington Redskins aren't a racist name for a football team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loK2DRBnk24

OBAMNA PHONE has issued a correction as of 16:19 on Oct 23, 2018

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

420 Gank Mid posted:

also stolen from the Freep thread

this guy has been talking like this for probably forever, at least since 2011 when i started following the freep threads

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Avirosb posted:

Pepe & Centipedo

read this as Pete and Centipete

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