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triple sulk posted:can confirm i'm in bed on my surface pro 4 and wishing i had a nice dark forum to post about 45th president of the united states of america donald j trump on lol, literally the worst computer to be in bed with
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triple sulk posted:*leans a nanometer away from the mic and whispers softly* it's super fuckin heavy to use as a tablet, so you either do that or ummm kickstand it so the screen isn't even facing you?? I have a surface work computer and it is the shittiest tablet to use without a decent size desk/table, fuhgeddabout a lap or chest
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Lastgirl posted:What makes integration an issue in Sweden compared to the US? immigrants are probably way more likely to know at least some English over any Swedish whatsoever
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I'm ready for president ken bone lol, despite looking like a rough around the edges boomer, he's literally not old enough
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Is that annoyance? cuz they're p cool and good and the beers are only $3 there
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Citizen Tayne posted:My employer started a subsidiary based in Chennai for software development. They're going to eventually transfer all software development there. lol post the email they sent you after the election
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proof of concept posted:my favorite is the guy who invented the saccharine was working on something for some sort of industrial chemical process and neglected to wash his hands before lunch. Then, while cramming food down his craw he noticed a sweet flavor on his fingers, so naturally he ran straight back to the lab and started licking all the dirty glassware to find out where it came from My fav is the guy trying to prove h pylori caused stomach ulcers. It wasn't working in any animals they were testing it on so he took a whole flask of the stuff and chugged it, developing stomach ulcers almost instantly. He won the Nobel prize
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That DICK! posted:So much for the tolerant loft
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Yinlock posted:i think there's a treatment for that called "don't spray-tan yourself every second of every day you weirdo" Isn't that cernovich's problem too?
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/Brasilmagic/status/834934827476467716 Despite being a "skin man" too lol
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Plinkey posted:i got a case of SPARKS for like $9 one time, it was on clearance because of the law changes with caffeine in booze, that was a bad night. I've also had 4loko with the loko, also a terrible idea. old four loko would reliably trigger cycling manic/mixed episodes for me, poo poo was powerful.
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Big Fat Iguana posted:During my senior year in high school all the boys were locked out of the bathrooms because one of them (no one knew who) kept taking giant shits in the middle of the bathroom floor and smearing it around. I'm pretty sure the guys would have curbstomped him if they could. We never figured out who the Unipooper was though My high school had a phantom pooper and even cut together a video montage of it for a pep rally. Eventually the one dude confessed, his nickname was Life which is pretty weird and cool
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skaboomizzy posted:https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440 wait wait when did trump call the GOP the "American workers' party"?????
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/835929328953126913 lol like u were insome wapner fan club,constantly scanning wapner news alerts and filling yourself of the celebrity gossip of a ninety seven year old man then indignant and angry at a year that he died get the gently caress over yourself
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I just realized how ironic it is that the creator of an insanely persistent neologism is complaining about other ones
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tacodaemon posted:did you ever see that baffling society piece the nytimes ran when dunham was in high school (and not any kind of famous yet) about some dumb party she threw for her buddies? it must be seen to be believed I was a shiteating libertarian at 16, but it's amazing how stunted Lena's growth has been
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LiterallyTheWurst posted:The greatest tragedy on 9/11 was that the planes missed their target lol please for your sanity never read the times style section on thursdays
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Solarin posted:piss tape definitely includes incest or pedophilia imo deffo pedo poo poo
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motherfuck yes, subpoena or hack that motherfuckin poo poo
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Venuz Patrol posted:maybe putin isn't an ultimate kgb mastermind after all. maybe he's just blindly stumbling around trying to incite another cold war except without being anywhere near superpower status this time he probably could concoct a major scheme (libertarians and greens were debating on RT in 2012 even), but his back is against the wall with the oil crunch and his own grip on Russia loosening
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jfc, giving them the benefit of the doubt like that. Just say "nobody on team trump learned about ethics" and have them refute it
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WMain00 posted:If I know Trump, he'll have offered to hold the UK meeting in one of his golf courses in Scotland, both of which are quite far out from any immediate urban areas. can't you drive across Scotland in like two hours tho?
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I used to be peeved that you could put somebody's name in giant letters on a book and put the real authors in smaller font (jokerman font) but who cares now lomarf
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zen death robot posted:Did trump break out into song? white people reminiscing about a past that never existed and way overhyped I guess
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^^^^ 😙👌 Mirthless posted:"clarify his testimony" lol forevs at Jason's twitter handle
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jfc, enough with the weasel words. He didn't "mislead" congress, he stone cold loving lied through his Dixie-slobbing teeth
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:We must not forget the slime man lol he bent the knee all the way down to the ground and got kicked in his slimy loving face
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Mar 2, 2017 15:13
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Just as Jefferson B sessions upholds his name to be an enemy of the union, thus does McCarthy step up to purge the government of Russians
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euphronius posted:Matterings So that noise the last day or two about obama returning to politics, uhhhhhh this was planned right?
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nopants posted:Is Spicer gonna be the Easter bunny this year, and maybe do a press briefing as the Easter bunny? lol the Easter egg roll is cancelled because First Lady ivanka didn't plan it
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loquacius posted:Top half of Rand Paul's head surprisingly decent as av material lil homie defend the constitution-rear end
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DrPlump posted:I've seen that shirtless pic of Alex Jones and I gotta say: He IS chubby, but he is that strange kind of chubby that makes SOME men look like a bear. Don't know how to describe it. YOU can be fat with a chubby belly that just hangs there, or you're chubby/fat and you also have a belly but it's not hanging there, it looks kinda massive. it's called dadbod, we've been over this. The weird part is that he's totally hairless
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Lastgirl posted:what is it with Chapelle coming back into the spot light during republican era presidents? a straightforward enemy is much easier to deal with than a questionable ally
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shiksa posted:You idiot scion of a billionaire what do you need 50 large for cheap billionaires are so entertaining, like comfortably-upper middle class people tapping ads for swagbucks
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Mirthless posted:god damnit sam b you are terrible still lol that male news comedians get show titles like "the daily show" "the nightly show" "last week tonight" and Sam bee gets a lovely sexist slang gently caress her uws nimbyism hard tho
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Perfectly Safe posted:I can't wait for this scene in the movie. gently caress man, I don't think it would even make the extended cut of a burns series
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Celery Jello posted:you say that like she has no input as to the name of her own show comedians rarely get to name their own shows
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