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Lodin posted:Tag yourself, I'm a sophisticated swine. One of you clowns responded to this the last time I saw it posted: "My New Year's Eve guest list" Made a macro out of it & gave it to friends & family as a fridge magnet. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Mar 16, 2021 |
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Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere. Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"
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Mar 17, 2021 02:27
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flavor.flv posted:If they aren't accurate, who's going to be the one to call them out? Who wants to say "That doesn't feel anything like a dog's dick sliding in and out of my rear end!" If staring ito the trackless void of the internet lo these twenty-five years has taught me anything, is that not only is there someone who will be able to back it up with slide-shows and a PowerPoint, there is undoubtedly an entire club / forum of them. With a fursona sub-forum titled "Wood's Hole".
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Mar 17, 2021 03:54
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ChubbyChecker posted:did you see it in your cupboard Oh shiii 
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Mar 18, 2021 14:18
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Cartoon Man posted:
Dark Tower remake looking dope
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Mar 27, 2021 22:44
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I like Big Nuts and I Cannot Lie
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Apr 6, 2021 02:27
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It's the tuba / sousaphone that really sells it Ancient content: 
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Apr 19, 2021 23:11
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Cocaine Bear posted:I'll take a to go box With a speculum on the side iwentdoodie posted:Talk about cervix with a smile I have to give you all props for dancing round the sandwich offerings
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Apr 20, 2021 03:26
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Zil posted:How does Ted Cruz work into the story? 
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Apr 27, 2021 14:06
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*rolls up to the bride & groom* *bumps into groomsman's leg* *bursts into flames*
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Apr 28, 2021 14:50
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I got three, plus: Chewed All Of The Soft Buttons Off Of The Remote Climbed Leg Before Clawiecure/Releases Copious Quantities Of Blood (not hers) Dusty wasn’t even my cockatoo, she was my next-door neighbors’
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May 7, 2021 02:12
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Was the original any better? Perhaps you should watch it and give us a report. (unrelated to the above) 
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May 24, 2021 00:24
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MrUnderbridge posted:So, on what highway was this pic taken?  ...At my local post office (near Rt 295). This outfit has been a bulk mail carrier in this area for the past thirty years, and I still crack up whenever I see them. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 04:35 on May 24, 2021 |
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May 24, 2021 04:33
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Imagined posted:Was browsing an audiobook You have the right to remain fabulous
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May 27, 2021 15:15
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site when I saw this, keeps making me giggle:
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Trabant posted:As I was going to Jerusalem, I met three kings and their men. Each king had seven guards, each guard had seven servants. Servants, guards, kings and men, how many were going to Jerusalem? Hmm sounds suspiciously like a wedding party. Was anyone having fun?
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Jun 2, 2021 03:34
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Rysithusiku posted:Most gin tastes like motorboating a forest 
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Jun 3, 2021 00:08
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kiimo posted:lol (may be  )
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Jun 3, 2021 04:14
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...How does one get in? Assuming the powerplant's in the back...
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Jun 4, 2021 14:35
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OwlFancier posted:If I drank all that I would do nothing but poo poo. Evacuating for the Almighty ZixTheYeti posted:And any Good Christian Woman worth a pillar of salt doesn’t always heed her husband. "weaker vessel," etc. etc. (Yes, my sister actually had that quote in her wedding vows)
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Jun 7, 2021 13:53
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Deteriorata posted:"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and zaw. Dad?
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Jun 10, 2021 03:07
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Glottis posted:Just thought of this image for the first time in many years  as well as 
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Jun 23, 2021 04:41
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I dream of building my own house over an abandoned missile silo. How's DeeDee doing?
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Jul 1, 2021 03:49
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Thank god it’s lossless
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Jul 6, 2021 18:30
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OPAONI posted:Why do you receive sex toys at work? I’d never leave the house
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Jul 26, 2021 14:42
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What’s with the bowling pins
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Jul 27, 2021 03:46
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:As always, I'm the giant blue murder horse's extremely detailed veiny butthole Someone mention murderhorse?  Or weird taxidermy? 
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Humphreys posted:I grew up on raised houses that moved quite a bit when stomping around. So it was yelling out to anyone in the house to stop moving, tiptoeing away and slinking onto the couch as smoothly as possible, watch a TV show while listening out for 'OH No!' I had the same experience making cassette tapes from LPs in the early 90s. A cat would trot through the living room & it was skip city. 
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Bird in a Blender posted:This dude has hosed up ears. Nah, it runs in the family, Here's his great-grandfather: 
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Aug 14, 2021 03:04
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RCarr posted:There’s 2 types of people. Third type: Has six catboxes that have to be screened at least three times a week. HenryJLittlefinger posted:A few years ago in PI, somebody said that you could reuse plastic shopping bags for cleaning out the litterbox, and I don't remember what happened but poo poo got out of hand so bad the thread had to be locked. 
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Aug 19, 2021 04:56
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Milo and POTUS posted:Sure that's the final straw 
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What's your pwobwem
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Sep 10, 2021 02:01
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HenryEx posted:I've had this tab open for more than two years now, but i knew it would come in handy eventually I have this saved as a screenshot somewhere. I lost it at the determined old man, face like chiseled marble, and his 20-foot-diameter bag of old oil jugs.
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Mescal posted:fkn SICK Snake dude. so psyched to be invited to the party!
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Oct 6, 2021 02:58
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Some people have a talent for freezing the peristaltic action and just pouring poo poo down their throats. Wonder if that could be useful in other ways.Megillah Gorilla posted:Interrupting beer chat for MRIs of babies. ACK ! ACK!
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Long as he walks towards the green. I got a six-pack and all afternoon. * * * Beerchat: I drank a case & a half of beer one day, but I started at 9AM and finished just before midnight. I was also seventeen. Those days are long, long gone.
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IIRC there was a lot of physical evidence in the shack - on the walls, floor...from building explosives as well as traces of stuff that tied him to the bombings. It was literally in the middle of nowhere and it was small enough to create a chain of evidence by sealing it up and flatbedding it to a secureable (legally, to maintain chain of evidence) location before it got torn apart by souvenir hunters the minute it was left unattended. Having his brother dime him out on the handwriting & style is not enough evidence on its own to convict. They needed to tie him to the place & time & the materials found within. And yes, they were going to bring the jury to where it was sealed as evidence. Now, why they're keeping it still? Bureaucracy would be my guess.
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Fifty Shades Of Goy
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`Nemesis posted:the tools they had on hand couldn't cut the steel wire in the tire, so they had no choice but to cut the antlers off. Sucks for the rut, but they'll grow back next year. They would have had to have been ready on-site with a battery-powered sawzall or sabre saw, and at least three each of blades and fully-charged batteries. The bead wire is not under tension, but it is indeed a bitch to cut without the proper tools. Just cutting a tire across the carcass is hard. Zipping off the antlers, comparatively, takes no time at all.
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