Vox Nihili posted:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-yankovich/my-experience-taking-my-d_b_12462036.html

My Experience Taking My Daughter To A Hillary Event

By David Yankovich

There are momentous days that are forever remembered by all Americans. These days go into the history books as moments that changed an entire generation and the course of history. June 6th 1944, December 7th 1941, July 4th 1776, September 11th 2001.

October 24th 1996 is not a day historically that most people remember. Nor should it be, it was just another day towards the end of a presidential campaign year; the setting of which was a half-dead rubber city in Ohio.

In my own life, however, this is perhaps one of the most important moments that I have ever lived. You see, this is the day that at ten years old I met First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton in Akron and began my lifelong love of politics and history.

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

I wonder if a Republican constitutional convention would be enough to split the union.

ThndrShk2k posted:

Sometimes I just like to listen to Bernie rant for 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iUGx4K-10

Uncle Wemus posted:

Would it really be much worse if dems ran a pro choice socialist in Oklahoma

But what if they were ok with guns

mormonpartyboat posted:

reading through his twitter feed is loving work, this guy is like if plato made an idea-golem of careposting bad dems

Vox Nihili posted:

I'm honestly not sure I even believe him. He constantly talks about how much he idolizes Hillary. Hillary is supposedly his hero and reason for entering politics. He wouldn't just make all that up, would he???

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/jasonaltmire/status/877977444862394368

GalacticAcid posted:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/877965285340438528

paranoid randroid posted:

Are you FOR the Lion Assad?

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

Maybe he really is CIA

paranoid randroid posted:

*descends slowly from above in a harness attached to a squeaky rope and pulley system*

*is facing the wrong way; spend several seconds trying to turn around*

*hangs awkwardly for a couple seconds and clears throat*

more like Schmuck Schumer

well, that's my post

*starts ascending again*

*gets stuck halfway*

Homeless Friend posted:

lol if you don't think a decent amount of clinton voters would love to be her slave

Al! posted:

do people actually do this btw, i've heard goons brag about it but never seen it in the wild

Nonsense posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqs7BgX6Mgs

Al! posted:

drat i was really hoping that was still wordfiltered to "im a huge prick"

docbeard posted:

Naah, the golden age of word filters is long gone.

ThndrShk2k posted:

I liked that one and the Vince FosterMcMahon filter.

quote:

After the body parts of three women were found last night in a barrel unearthed from the garden area of the Clinton Estate in upstate New York, ground penetrating radar was brought in to analyze the entire property. Within a few hours, eleven more possible sites were pinpointed and excavation began.

BREAKING: Barrels Removed From Clinton Property Contained Parts From 3 Missing Women

By dawn, 11 more identical steel 55-gallon drums were awaiting transport to Quantico with an immaculate chain of evidence. They will arrive and be opened later today.

Now that the discovery seems to be complete, the issue should turn to the Clintons. Everyone knows they’re killers. You can already get odds in Vegas on how many of the barrels are for Hillary’s victims and how many are Bill’s. Then the question becomes…can you make it stick? The Clintons are smart and powerful and always one step ahead of the game.

What didn’t make sense is that while the area is completely quarantined from the press and the public, reports say that both of the Clintons sat rocking in their chairs on the front porch sipping coffee or tea while the home they’ve lived in more than 15 years was exposed as a graveyard.

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Three women who all went missing in the mid-1970s have turned up, at least parts of them, in a steel industrial 55-gallon drum buried on the Clinton estate in Chappaqua, New York. The barrel, which contained the arms, legs and heads of the three women, was filled with what the medical examiner calls a “crude preservative.”

That means that whoever put them in there wanted to be able to visit them later. Investigators were hoping to find the torsos in the second barrel recovered but found nothing but women’s shoes inside, all brand new in boxes withy the tags still on them. One investigator called it “the weirdest thing he’s ever seen.”

The three women, all of whom were in their late teens or early 20s, were hitchhiking their way from California to New York in 1974 when they disappeared. Their last known location before heading back onto the road was a motel just outside of Little Rock.

Is it a coincidence that three pretty young girls who disappeared so long ago from Arkansas ended up dead and buried on a property in upstate New York? It does if you talk to the Clintons PR people:

“Bill and Hillary Clinton have nothing to do with this and welcome any investigation with open arms. They have offered the DOJ their full cooperation. You people and your conspiracy theories that everyone who dies in America must have had a run-in with Hillary or Bill Clinton need to sit down.”
Investigators say while they don’t yet have enough to charge Bill Clinton, they certainly have enough evidence to question him. When they approached the house to do their jobs, they were met by a team of lawyers and Secret Service personnel and told that unless they have some real evidence, Mr. Clinton was unavailable.

They added that he felt really bad for those girls but hoped at least now their families have closure. Clinton will use ignorance and the 5th amendment to once again try to get away with murder.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/840242514942672896

GalacticAcid posted:

approval of louise mensch generally indicates a credulous embrace of every retarded Trump-Putin conspiracy

Vox Nihili posted:

in this case it's just a gimmick to plaster over the fact that it's a sourced product. however, the art of making good whiskey relies heavily on blending, whether it's all from the same distillery or from several. every barrel is unique and knowing which ones will work well together, hide each other's weaknesses and bring out particular characteristics, etc. is very important. there are some legitimate producers that actually bring a lot to the table just by sourcing and blending really good stuff. Compass Box is probably the best example--that's scotch, tho

Condiv posted:

STFU about Single Payer. People's health care is at risk right now, especially millions of women and POC. Shut up about your purity legislation that would disproportionately help white people, and potentially would hurt the same people trying to save the ACA. Stop making GBS threads on people who are doing real work to save some lives. For once, look in the loving mirror, learn some humility, and start working, or shut up, step aside, and never speak again.

Condiv posted:

can we have a non-racist mock the dems?

Al! posted:

you kno how corporations are people? now imagine now most of that corporation's management operations and communications are managed by an extremely efficient artificial intelligence. that's probably where we're headed

Condiv posted:

like, can you even bother with the lesser evil argument? when dems gain too much power, they become carbon copies of republicans, protecting cops that murder PoC, gerrymandering and selling influence and favors, trying to nuke social security and medicare, veto singlepayer so poor people can continue to die, veto minimum wage increases and marijuana legalization, own slaves and advocate for slavery, defend republicans and ballwash them when they're inconvenienced, etc.. at this point, the best i can say about dems is that they're more polite about their racism. they still ignore the laws, ignore their constituents, and ignore their duties as representatives

Concerned Citizen posted:

idk how people literally watch the gop try to gut medicaid for millions of people like, this very week, and repeat this dumb poo poo

Karl Barks posted:

pass a tax on the rich and bring about a constitutional crisis bing bong

mormonpartyboat posted:

yeah, and its almost as if there's a whole lot of things going on in addition to that which might require a supermajority in the statehouse to save lives. who the gently caress knows what trump is going to do between now and the end of his term. who the gently caress knows what the states might have to do to stop it. and on top of that, you don't go all loving in on a single payer system before trumpcare passes, because suddenly you have a giant bright target and the republican consensus to gently caress over california is going to make itself. whoops its january 2019 and congress says if you have a single payer system you dont get any federal health care funding whoops now we need to go back and tweak the taxes again whoops millions of people are going to die because we lost the supermajority to THEY RAISED YOUR TAXES ads and now we gotta wait until the next election cycle whoops

politics is sitting down to do the loving math to see what helps the most people possible, in ways that can't be easily beaten. that's triply true for states trying to buck federal imperative. it's not to be an idiot child saying that you dont need to think about anything in the entire world other than californians without insurance between the aca repeal and november 2018

people like you are why democrats are worthless lol

fits my needs posted:

Do you live in Maine? Please detail your exposure and direct interaction with minorities.

MaxxBot posted:

My personal favorite part is where people suggest probations for the posters claiming that Trump is gonna win lol.

Joementum posted:

dnc store update: you can, right now, buy a shirt reading "#proudofpotus"

MaxxBot posted:

GalacticAcid posted:

Re ~ election thread

After posting like 20 times a day for years, this was the last D&D post computer parts ever made.

Scent of Worf posted:

whatever happened to FIRE CURES SOLDIERS? those anti-military goons of yore really expanded my mind tbh

was checking out the lepers colony and saw a guy named "isis cures troons" getting banned. don't think that's the same guy

e- actually i think it might be the same guy nvm

GalacticAcid posted:

god it would have been so great if obama had poo poo on every conservative media figure the way trump melts down about dumb gently caress talking heads on tee vee

Raskolnikov38 posted:

its treats opioid overdoses can be administrated by first responders

Frijolero posted:

Tim Kaine in the membrane, Tim Kaine in the brain.