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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

The Nastier Nate posted:

my wife sent me to Home Depot today to pick get some mulch and a bunch of employees were wearing a "PROPERTY OF HOME DEPOT" t-shirt

that's gotta be great for morale

the secret to keeping your employees happy: your wife picked up the ones who weren't.

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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e: lmao holy poo poo somehow i was months back

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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The Nastier Nate posted:

This was an extremely logical business decision to make at the time, and I'm sure the Boeing execs also realized that after they lost money on AF1 they could throw a public pity party about how hard they worked in service to their country and congress would just give them back the money they lost, either directly or in the form of new contracts, cause lol if you think we're just gonna let Boeing take a half a bill loss

lmao if you think they took a loss and didn't use bullshit accounting to siphen all the profits away while having a bunch of costs magically appear.

boeing is an investment bank first, lender second, service third, aircraft builder 95th.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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grass toucher posted:

the :laffo: curve just makes me wonder about the tax system in say, North Korea or the USSR

laffer curve is a miracle of modern mathematics in that it's the only known curve where there's a continual negative slope from one point to another equal point.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Failed Imagineer posted:

E:^^^° k

That fucken stupid new Manhattan skinnyscraper that's just south of Central Park, every time Im walking around and I see its stupid nonsensical profile and remember it exists I have to lol

420 park or whatever? that owns because it's falling apart so fast that the dozen idiots who live there have repeatedly had to move out for up to 18 months at a time due to water/sewer/electrical damage.

the design is literally a trashcan. not "hah hah that's funny it looks like a stretched out trash can", no, the architect proudly shows off the trash can that inspired the design.

one of the most expensive apartments illegally logged thousand year old protected cedar trees from japan for their handrails

it's just an exquisite blend of all your favorite capitalist excesses.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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^^^^^^
Lol that's one ugly chopstick

so there's some insanely stupid poo poo going on here with "air rights" and turning unused square footage into altitude. blal bla bla a block can only have so much square footage so A) you buy what your neighbors don't use and B) you make your building stupidly small as possible so your square footage per floor is low and C) you make a bunch of useless floors with 50' cielings as "equipment rooms" because those don't count and then you can sell one penthouse condo for a half billion dollars because for 6 months it's the tallest one in manhattan (until the next tower gets built)

also you don't have to tell the planning board how tall your building is going to be until it's built for arcane reasons

also you do all this while stepping over the homeless to build a building that's 5-10% occupied at best.

e: corporate casket did a video on 432 park which is just full of "ok so they're getting ripped off to the tune of 15k a month but also 15k a month isn't really much money for them so i don't know who to root for" but the whole building being a trashfire from start to finish is completely worth watching.

imagine having more money than most families will see over 15 generations and you still have to walk up 70 flights of stairs to go home because the landlord can't keep the elevators working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gjfs_KjAH4

Harik has issued a correction as of 23:50 on Jul 26, 2022

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
by completed do they mean "they stopped working on it" because you can see through it.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Shear Modulus posted:

the apartments aren't meant to be lived in they're meant to be an investment account

yeah but don't investment accounts have to have a floor and walls?

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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or is that oldschool thinking and these are apartment futures that they're investing in now

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Shame Boy posted:

I feel like I should probably bite the bullet and buy a place instead of renting but also this is florida and by the time the mortgage is paid off I'm pretty sure it will rather literally be underwater sooo

if the house you're buying in FL isn't built this year (2022) than it's gonna be uninsurable within 5. already anything over 15 is bulldozer time.

expect your insurance to triple a couple times too, before they drop you

You'd think because of climate change, or maybe hurricane threat right? because that's a reasonable reason to expect insurance prices have gon

NOPE! It's because an idiot judge ruled that unlicensed contractors can do shoddy full-roof replacements on the insurance companies dime and also that the insurance companies have to pay the legal costs of the lawyer who sued them if they deny the claim. So lovely contractors get people to sign 'assignment of benefits' or whatever, pair up with lovely lawyers, sue because your shingles are 3 years old and must be replaced, hit them for like 40k in repairs and leave you with a freshly leaking roof.

it's a hilariously stupid ruling, unique in the nation and whoops the completely expected and obvious thing happened: every insurer said 'gently caress this' and dropped the state.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

The isp that my apartment complex has a exclusivity agreement with is down for at least a half hour a day.

Now they've been down about 45minutes and I check online... Can't access their website. It's a literal nationwide outage.

I wonder if I can go to the free market and get a different provider...oh,no, I can't. Cool. :capitalism:


isn't that explicitly illegal now? Not that other providers will cross borders, but exclusivity agreements were banned this year


https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/02/rebuffing-cable-lobby-fcc-bans-deals-that-block-competition-in-apartments/

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Tiggum posted:

Is "cube steak" diced beef?

no it's run through a square-grid shaped cutter that doesn't quite cut all the way through

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
i'm terribly sorry, but i have no piss-related content to post

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

TontoCorazon posted:

Yeap, I work for city too and these new contract negotiations with the city have educated a lot of people about the Taylor Law at work. A few people have brought up what action we can all take and the first thing our rep told us is strikes are out of the question, full stop.
if you can't stop working or you get arrested it's literal slavery

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Shame Boy posted:

I think you're perfectly welcome to stop working and not have a job anymore

if too many people quit around the same time they can be jailed because now it's an illegal "collective action" lmao

what is it with rails and labor laws in this country?

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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BonHair posted:

I have some news regarding the legality of slavery in USA for you...

ahh true, so the idea is if you quit working for the MTA they can arrest you for an illegal labor action, and now that you're a prisoner they can use you as slave labor without violating the 13th

genius!

found this gem on reddit:

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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BonHair posted:

Now we're talking, wanna go into business? I can do PowerPoints, you do the thinking and working parts. Obviously I get 70%

you were trying to make it look bad but the shitheaded MBA taking only 70% is a better deal than nearly anybody gets

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Plaster Town Cop

real heros of this story are the restaurant who takes the time to call people and re-enter their order at the correct, lower price. they don't have to give a poo poo, unless the scammers are prone to chargebacks to eke out that last little bit of profit

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Plaster Town Cop

this is the best euphemism for sex work.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Biplane posted:

Being poor I have to scream at my food until it's warm enough to eat. Wildly jealous luxuries such as microwaves and instapots.

instapots aren't luxuries anymore, now they're relics of a better age. capitalism happened to them, private equity took out a huge loan to do a hostile takeover, stripped the copper out of the walls, demanded enormous "management fees" and bankrupted them. you can't just build a product people want to buy, you have to have growth forever or you will be killed.

capitalism, folks. love to see it.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Bald Stalin posted:

Poor working man can only afford $50 boots that last 6 months.

The bourgeois banker buys $100 shoes that last 3 years.

good news, we've solved that particular problem!

now both the cheap boots and the expensive boots are made in the same factory to the same standards but one gets a premium label and the rich banker buys 4 more pairs within 2 years anyway because an old label is just gauche and tacky. he still talks about how they last forever

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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also the cheap pair is now $150 and the expensive pair is $400 despite input costs remaining essentially static in the last decade

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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tokin opposition posted:

I still want someone to point me to a good replacement for the mythical instant pot of yore

There is none. They're all cheaply made timebombs at this point. Get an instantpot secondhand or something made 30 years ago maybe? It was "just" a pressure cooker except it was one made in modern times that wasn't at extreme risk of recreating the boston marathon in your kitchen.

The good failure is the tolerances are poo poo so they don't seal and it's an unwieldy crockpot that doesn't pressurecook. The bad failure is the valve is calibrated wrong/prone to corrosion and allows the pressure to exceed the structural integrity of the rest of it.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Jazerus posted:

part of the reason anti-obesity drugs are mega expensive is that pharma has been chasing them for 30 years now and they have poured absolutely insane amounts of money down the drain to get to the point of having one (1) anti-obesity drug that doesn't make your heart explode or w/e. drug discovery is genuinely expensive, so much so that charging way too much for the final product is the only thing they can do in a capitalist context to continue running and finding more drugs. not that i think they're weeping about charging a ton of money or anything but that's the financial reality

it's almost like the entire industry should be publicly run so that those kinds of considerations don't have to be taken into account

lmao.

governments fund medical R&D, not pharmacuticals. Then the government hands off the last mile testing to them, and their marketing budget for dick pills dwarfs any other expendature.

it's just handjobs to pharmacy execs because when you give someone a bunch of money they then in turn fund your campaign.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Rock Puncher posted:

I think putting an * on luddites were right is fair, I don't actually know that much about the luddites other than they were definitely right then and still are now because of material conditions. But if resources and production was owned communally rather than individually I think the * starts to gain value. You could potentially argue that technology would still be mostly destructive, but again, there's a solid argument for saying technology and automation might not be that bad if the goal isn't to maximise consumption and increases in numbers.

Rock Puncher posted:

Actually the post is saying technology can be good actually, I was responding to some poo poo a few pages back where people were suggesting Luddites are right in perpetuity. Not sure if that was clear as I didn't use the quote feature
ahh, so the main problem here is you have no idea what the luddites were about or why they were correct and will always remain correct no matter what happens with technology.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Jazerus posted:

this is flatly not true. the research that comes out of academia guides industry in terms of picking its cellular targets and making guesses as to how to affect them but is rarely enough to even begin picking a good drug candidate family to work with let alone having it be as simple as "professor jerkoff figured out this molecule is great at doing x, then the pharma company did the clinical trials for it". there is a very large expenditure of time and effort and money in between any kind of academic work and someone putting a pill in their mouth, a lot of it happening before any kind of clinical trials to figure out how to even translate the academic work into something relevant to drugs. even the "last mile testing" can be humongously expensive btw but it's not all that's being done by the companies in 99% of cases.

i think pharma as an industry is corrosive and lovely and results in a lot of needless pain and death for patients due to cost being a gate on treatment, and a lot of needlessly duplicated scientific work in the fields where there's a lot of competition because they're all gonna screen the same kinds of molecules and come to similar conclusions about them, but you are falling for a very old and shallow narrative if you honestly believe that drug discovery labs in pharma companies don't exist lol. you can read things written by scientists that work there to get an idea of the scale of operations and money involved, you don't have to just believe the pharma company press releases or w/e.

anyway governments should be the ones funding the drug discovery, yes, imo. they aren't right now tho except maybe china

and each and every one of those steps has enormous government subsidies.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Bald Stalin posted:

Nope the small pharma startup I worked at was 100% venture capital then IPO/shareholder $. The only subsidy would have been a small grant to the scientists at a university lab that figured out how heart muscle works before the same scientists pitched it to venture capitalists.

Those scientists are now multi millionaires, the drug was approved which is hella rare. But the workers in their labs at that uni doing the pre drug development biology work never saw a dime.

Not all the science happened at the uni though. Most of the papers were authored and published by the private pharma company scientists after venture capital got involved. They ramped up the science 100x

"My small startup took no government subsidies" says man drinking from the money printer firehose.

lol.

Like I said, every part of it is 100% subsidized by the government. The only money they spend is on marketing and bribes then they just get trillions in profit. Cool system.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Bald Stalin posted:

If your point is that All Capital is Always subsidized, because Corporate Socialism for me and not for thee you can't then write the only money they spend is on x. It's incoherent. Explain what you mean lmao

lol do you have any idea what venture capital is?

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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oh it's not a government subsidy because they gave billions to a group of rich white "investors" via one of the dozens of ways to pump money into the top of the pyramid and then that literally free money was given to your startup

also if whatever you do works more billions of free government money will be used by one of the big pharma corps to buy you up and thus make the vulture capitalists who "funded" you with fed money even richer.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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this system of funding research indirectly by handing out negative-interest loans to anyone who claims they're worth at least a bil and enormous subsidies for buying out proven designs is vastly superior to the government just paying people to do research directly because it's not government interference in the free market

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Bald Stalin posted:

You seem mad and confused. You claimed everything about pharmaceutical is subsidized by the state, but then you also claimed one part isn't. If your position is Capital and the State is the same therefore it's all "subsidy" then at least be coherent and say what you mean.

lol that you believe that marketing and bribes are a critical part of the development of medicine, when I said the government pays for all of it.

tell me more about this astounding workflow where you can only cure cancer by giving gold bars to dipshit congressmen.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

the solution is hanging landlords

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Peanut President posted:

the best kind of plants to have in your garden are the illegal ones, like sassafras trees (precursor to ecstasy BUT also sarsparilla)

sassafras trees aren't illegal, you just can't sell it as food product.

I think? That'd be pretty nuts since we used to find them in the wild and strip some twigs for the smell.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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mawarannahr posted:

idk how business works. I think I'd be annoyed if I was a shareholder otherwise unaffiliated with a company and they tried to pass off some bullshit about retail theft or people getting on diet meds. I'd assume they were making excuses for mismanagement. of course there's other poo poo involved that probably makes them cover for each other.

they're telling the shareholders the truth in the kinds of things shareholders read. the "RARG shoplifting!!!!" is just thrown out for credulous idiots in the usual propaganda rags.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

Safrole, one of the components in sassafras tea/etc, is a known carcinogen. It wasn't made illegal in commerce just for grinsies. If you want to flavor things with sassafras, you can buy safrole-free concentrate.

but it's also in cinnamon, nutmeg and black pepper among others.

So it was just the sassafras lobbyists that were incompetent because none of the others were banned.

That's capitalism!

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Shame Boy posted:

The Florida Bar Association ruled a while ago that actually they'd rather make more money than have ethics so you can do all sorts of egregious poo poo in your ads now, like list specific amounts clients won. As a result most of them seem like an ad for a casino or the lottery or something now, like they basically say "I WON $500,000 AT THE TRIP AND FALL LAWSUIT CASINO!!" and show CGI money raining down over the screen and poo poo.

lol, wasn't aware that was a florida-specific thing. So many ads for the scummiest contingency lawyers along I4.

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