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just a kazoo posted:this is serious I am looking for real advice and all you have for me is medicine I cannot afford. my elbow is splitting in half who can help me? Clamp it in the vice and MIG weld it back together hth
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Nov 15, 2023 20:58
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Escape From Noise posted:#breakinthelaw cute puppy
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Nov 17, 2023 16:06
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redshirt posted:May I ask what the mission statement of the 5000 page thread is? Like, for example, what happens at page 5001? we engage gamemasteranthony mode
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Nov 18, 2023 01:34
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Escape From Noise posted:Rauchbier brew day today. Hell yeah rauchbier. How good does that malt smell?
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Nov 21, 2023 03:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:
jealous of your snow
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Dec 2, 2023 03:27
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Escape From Noise posted:A smart little Scottish terrier (I think). They were looking at me so I let them sniff my hand and I gave them a pet. 
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Dec 3, 2023 03:01
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TIP posted:this thread is the real couch to 5k more like couch to 3k amirite
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Dec 4, 2023 03:49
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redshirt posted:I am firmly in redneck land. When I have to do business "in town", I have a redneck outfit I wear to blend in. what percentage of the people around you do you think are also doing this
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Dec 8, 2023 19:46
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
bacon nipples? What is this, reddit?
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Dec 13, 2023 06:47
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I don't do Christmas much at home, but at work we have a very festive pharmacy tree I'm Saturday
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Dec 14, 2023 00:03
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Oh and im the black latex glove feebly reaching for any human contact
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Dec 14, 2023 02:38
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:“Thankfully” due to climate change it’s unseasonably warm so we’re looking at just a poo poo ton of rain and wind instead of snow for the next three days. Flooding is gonna suck though. Yeah, it's the middle of December, where the gently caress is my snow? Miss me with this windy rain 
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Dec 17, 2023 03:27
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Escape From Noise posted:It'll probably end up pretty red or pink. THE PISS TAP IS REAL and you should see a doctor like now
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Dec 18, 2023 16:34
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TIP posted:The 5000 Page Thread: black latex glove feebly reaching for any human piss surely the piss goes in the glove?
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Dec 19, 2023 01:52
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Humans need more than five hours of sunlight. Especially when that sunlight is filtered through ice fog. Wish someone would tell the sun that
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Dec 19, 2023 16:49
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redshirt posted:Is Figgy Pudding the cat or the owner? Is Figgy Pudding in the room with us right now?
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Dec 19, 2023 18:25
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Last week I bought a 65 count bag of Reeses christmas trees at costco for like $13 and today the same bag is $6.97 What I'm hearing is that you need another bag
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Dec 21, 2023 04:40
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yeah DM I dunno that that's a positive thing
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Dec 21, 2023 06:12
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm either going back to my hotel to sleep or I'm getting another drink The eternal conundrum
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Dec 24, 2023 18:01
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redshirt posted:Not so much these days, but not that long ago I was in hotels every week, and I'd get to know staff and get upgrades frequently such that I was staying in all these sweeeet hotel rooms on the reg, as the kids say. weeeeelllllllll the suds keep coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
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Dec 28, 2023 05:03
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DorkusMalorkus posted:saw this among christmas clearance and uhhhhh no ring
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Dec 29, 2023 03:54
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Escape From Noise posted:They're playing fuckin red hot chili peppers. Boo! BOOOOOOO! Boo!
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Dec 31, 2023 16:05
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I remember that new years eve cause I was 15 and my friends came to my house for a sleepover and we stayed up all night playing Mario Kart 64. We probably didn't even watch the countdown cause we didn't care. 15 year old you had had poo poo figured out, drat
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Dec 31, 2023 19:05
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redshirt posted:I wonder if we actually averted the Y2K apocalypse through people's efforts, or if it was always just a big nothing burger. We did, by rotating ~all the computers and software that mattered. But if we hadn't, it woulda been an apocalypse on the order of "grocery store doesn't take credit cards for a while" and "some ATMs don't work", for us normies, not "planes falling out of sky" or "zombies in streets" level of poo poo. AIUI, in the US the government required demonstration that systems + software could function with year set to 2000, and refused to do business with anything that couldn't. So once that had been done, the only risk was that something had been missed. I mention financial stuff above because it wasn't uncommon in the past for them to prefer storage as coded decimal rather than rather than "normal" binary (because 99 rolling over to 00 only matters if you're in base 10, not base 2).
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Dec 31, 2023 19:17
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Computer viking posted:
free-range boobs
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Jan 1, 2024 19:18
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Ruby Gloom posted:it's an awesome movie with just enough of a romantic subplot that you'll definitely get your weiner touched i miss the old asus logo 
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Jan 1, 2024 23:23
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redshirt posted:Apropos, I learned that the Bee Gee's "Staying Alive" is a good song to perform CPR to. so is "Another One Bites the Dust"
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Jan 2, 2024 03:40
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fartknocker posted:Update: I somehow was mixing up my thyroid with my lymph nodes, not sure how that happened (I didn’t take anatomy and just knew both are neck area). Waiting on a throat culture test thingy to see if the antibiotics I got last week just weren’t working, but my ears and chest are clear now… Not a doctor, but while it still sucks, I'm pretty sure swollen lymph nodes is waaaay better than swollen thyroid. Hope you feel back to normal soon.
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Jan 4, 2024 18:28
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its_my_birthday posted:I’m like 3/4 through a book called the elementals and it’s a pretty good little haunted house story so far. I’ll be done soon so does anyone have horror reccs Thomas Ligotti
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Jan 4, 2024 21:42
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Greg Legg posted:I have been meaning to get into his work for years. I guess this is the year. Do you know where a good start would be? Ligotti mainly writes short stories, so any of the collections (My Work Is Not Yet Done, Grimscribe, Songs of a Dead Dreamer, etc.). My favorite of their works (and the one I started with) is The Conspiracy against the Human Race but that's more philosophy.
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Jan 4, 2024 22:17
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Booty Pageant posted:i woke up with a clogged schnoz and that just set the tone of my whole day of basically doing nothing i'm still a bit sad that the paper about turning meth back into sudafed was a joke
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Jan 5, 2024 09:31
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Here this is also good The pause to watch the impact after they hit the ball 
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Jan 6, 2024 08:23
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Ruby Gloom posted:the number one cause of death in japan is "jason statham seeking revenge" video games have taught me it's "beaten to pulp in street by man in suit"
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Jan 7, 2024 16:10
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Escape From Noise posted:Driving is a waking nightmare and trains are super cool, actually hard agree
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Jan 11, 2024 11:21
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bagmonkey posted:NO!!! Pringles were, at one point, actual potato crisps. Til like the mid 90s I think? When they got popular again they were that potato product but the taste was really similar to the OG ones were they still, like, in a tube? Or is that part of the gritty reboot?
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Jan 12, 2024 23:44
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bagmonkey posted:it's very confusing cuz there's a gap of information but im also too lazy to dive into this respectable
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Jan 12, 2024 23:54
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bagmonkey posted:whats everyones favorite CHIP flavor salt and vinegar owns
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Jan 13, 2024 00:16
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The 5000 Cat Thread
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Jan 13, 2024 23:09
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Jan 13, 2024 23:37
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thinking about those beans (coffee)
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Jan 14, 2024 05:36
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