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You gotta hand it to Elon, it takes talent to run a website worse than Lowtax did.
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The biggest tragedy has finally happened. 
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Catturd is getting the blue checkmark cultist in the divorce.
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May 12, 2023 18:30
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Another glorious victory for absolute free speech. 
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May 13, 2023 20:00
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Saoshyant posted:Didn't Jack made a new social network? Why's he still using Twitter? Apparently his new site is almost as big of a mess as Elon's Twitter.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1667068143251103744 !
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George H.W. oval office posted:I thought this was a joke but jesus what the hell Woke Mind Virus claims it's latest casualty.
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Mar 21, 2024 15:12
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MasterSitsu posted:Musk joining a hate group called Friends of Humanity? Hmmm, hard to imagine. Picturing a Tesla-built Master Mold is the most hilarious thought I've had in a while.
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Mar 21, 2024 16:44
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So apparently Elon, the unrestrained champion of free speech that he is, went and hid all the replies to the tweet from over a year ago where HardDrive made fun of him for the SNL Wario skit. https://x.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266?s=20
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Mar 24, 2024 18:15
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Leave it to the world's greatest genius to design a car that by design must be washed daily or else it will start to rot away, but can't be sent through a car wash or else it will fall apart.
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Mar 25, 2024 19:53
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The truck's name is Rhino because it's critically endangered.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:15
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At this rate, Elon is being called 1 mean name away from calling Trump woke.
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Mar 26, 2024 14:16
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FeculentWizardTits posted:doge designerishly: Norman WOKEwell Elon: cryinglaughingemoji
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Mar 26, 2024 14:41
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Also, aren't trucks not allowed to go tunnels if they're carrying any hazardous/volatile materials? It’s all good when the tunnel itself is producing hazardous materials.
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Mar 26, 2024 19:21
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kazil posted:Elon posting the same boring one word/emoji poo poo all night I was wondering how long it would take before they resorted to "let a bunch of college kids fix our broken website for free under the guise of a contest."
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Mar 27, 2024 14:27
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Sentient Data posted:
They did for like a week before seemingly forgetting she even exists.
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shyduck posted:
But with no investigation.
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Mar 28, 2024 18:27
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shyduck posted:Someone posted a while back on Twitter that they didn't really notice how much of an idiot Elon is until he started talking about that person's area of expertise. To the general public's credit, it was easy to just accept his own hype about himself back when he was talking about literal rocket science and some vague comments on electric cars when the technology for them was fairly new.
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Mar 30, 2024 17:46
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That rabbit looks like it's seen some poo poo.
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Mar 31, 2024 16:15
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Imagine still watching south park in 2024 I dunno. They did that one episode back when most people still thought Elon was smart that ended up perfectly labeling him as the world's most divorced man before the actual break up happened. That was pretty funny in retrospect.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:48
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My Spirit Otter posted:or no exit or somehow kills the tunnel occupants via carbon monoxide poisoning My hand literally burned right off when I bumped it against the wall, but I was fine with that. My problem is the one person selling tickets was a woman. You can't let the woke get a foothold in this final bastion of sanity, Elon!
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That doesn't exactly make it clear which group were the slaves.
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Apr 2, 2024 20:17
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Apr 5, 2024 15:29
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Does Elon Musk own a normal pair of shoes? That is the tool of the pedestrian, Elon's mortal enemy.
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I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think this post is being unfair to the value of NFTs.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I thought vine was just tik tok but bad at existing More or less.
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kazil posted:
Does Grok have the power and authority to ban Elon Musk from his own platform?
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CBD Corndog posted:yeah lmao So wait, all of these constant nightmarish defects and horror stories are coming from a denominator of just under 4,000?
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Apr 19, 2024 16:55
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Why doesnt Elon just hire doge brownnoser to be his official meme lord for the low price of free. Because Elon reserves the title of Meme Lord and all variations of said title for himself, the true king of memes.
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This looks like the van from last month's Thor comic that was used to mock the cybertruck for 5 pages straight. And strangely enough im almost invested in how this looks.
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That's usually how this works, mr. doge. 
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bad_fmr posted:Lmao who the hell would pay to post on the internet.
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May 3, 2024 17:15
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Imagine having even goddamn Elon Musk telling you "Okay, can you post about anything besides how much you hate trans people?"
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May 6, 2024 17:28
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Is he even allowed to call the robot Optimus? I'm surprised Hasbro hasn't sicced their lawyers or the Pinkertons on him over that yet.
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May 6, 2024 18:56
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Captain Hygiene posted:Optimus Subprime
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May 6, 2024 20:50
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kazil posted:Then explain this I still can't get over him talking like he's loving Sephiroth a few days after he told people his mom said he cant fight Zuckerberg.
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May 7, 2024 14:43
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holtemon posted:Oh please please keep talking poo poo about the IRA Well what is the IRA going to do to him? Blow up his car?
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WhyteRyce posted:How’s that Tesla insurance working??? Still love the insurance though.
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zedprime posted:At this point you can just assume a Tesla is dumping water directly into the body somewhere. Does this void the warranty?
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My card has been declined because Mr Musk disliked one post I made about Rick & Morty. Still love the card though.
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