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moist turtleneck posted:The billion understander has logged the gently caress on almost did a spit take as I reached the end of that sentence
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Sep 29, 2023 18:35
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Masterful gambit good sir, do you need any more piss? I have plenty 🤣🤣🤣
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Sep 29, 2023 20:39
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Sep 29, 2023 22:52
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"I probably have a video of me shooting this gun somewhere..." *goes and records it in the same shiny boots and crotch bearded face*
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Sep 30, 2023 12:53
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Murdstone posted:I like that it's on a hill in SF with the wheels turned so it would go right into the street if breaks fail. that's technically the 'right' way to parallel park because if your car does roll back it will be stopped by the curb
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Oct 2, 2023 18:54
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Vampire Panties posted:Stainless steel is just steel with nickel/chromium/molybendium in it. None of those mix uniformly throughout the steel, so v. frequently "stainless" steel will get spots of rust where the nickel didn't mix correctly (boat people could write a novel about that) Yeah, but the cyber truck has cold rolled steel 
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Oct 2, 2023 22:53
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*opens DMs* "Hi, this is Elon Musk, from one of my secret accounts 🤣. I've chosen you to be the beta tester for my new X VR headset. Click here to buy one for $4,995 instantly 🤑"
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Oct 4, 2023 19:04
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Oct 5, 2023 13:24
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shyduck posted:Thank you Elon for the sunshine today he gave up his life so we could enjoy sunshine
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Oct 5, 2023 14:09
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evilmiera posted:Did anyone ever ask for this? You could apply this to any one of elons brilliant company decisions in the last 25 years
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Oct 6, 2023 13:25
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That DICK! posted:its funny he became a mod and got a lovely neckbeard "Just for the record, my hat is 20 years old" 
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Oct 10, 2023 20:33
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"Keep out of reach of children" does this include manchildren?
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Oct 13, 2023 13:22
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Pancho Jueves posted:In other great news for Tesla, apparently you shouldn't drive them anywhere it rains. The Tesla dealership employee handbook only has one page that says "Always remember, the people that bought these cars are loving idiots so just run with that"
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Oct 17, 2023 02:42
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People's feeds are no longer sorted newest to old so he probably clicked on that account and replied to the first thing he saw
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Oct 20, 2023 12:29
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Malloc Voidstar posted:i don't think even the fanboys will pay $100k for the cybertruck They will absolutely give themselves a $960/mo car payment in hopes that their boer god one day retweets them saying "Driving to work in my Cybertruck and turning heads the whole way  "
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Oct 24, 2023 16:27
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CubanMissile posted:lol, if you select “no thanks” on the popup and reopen the app, it still has calling enabled. how else is he gonna get ahold of groimes?
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Oct 25, 2023 20:48
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MarauderMag/status/1636862475843821569?t=lnz2addUdAwFdQl9aLzWOw&s=19 the repairs he's gonna need after this stunt are gonna be a hell of a lot more than the ticket would have been
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Oct 26, 2023 17:33
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1717678281330130995?t=nMisG9D3ZOZ48KHNi0w7Ig&s=19 yet still not as good as AliExpress or Microsoft Edge 
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Oct 27, 2023 01:23
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I like how the AI can't even give him a normal beard
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Oct 29, 2023 16:31
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moist turtleneck posted:just lol at the four wheel steer on the cybertruck vs like a 2002 gmc Still doesn't have a middle brake light, therefore not street legal yet
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Oct 31, 2023 22:41
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1719690718384410935?t=uY2GKx-su3tWoTHS5GUyrg&s=19 This is where my head is at when I wake up at 5am too Edit: I'm in PST this week so maybe this is 8am EST on my phone
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Nov 2, 2023 19:50
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Durf posted:*AI drives tesla off a cliff*
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Nov 7, 2023 17:53
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Lid posted:"You agree that you will not sell or otherwise attempt to sell the Vehicle within the first year following your Vehicle's delivery date," it says. Sounds like a cheap rental car for a quarter per mile!
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Nov 12, 2023 22:27
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moist turtleneck posted:I can't get over how deep the dash is, people are gonna let their dog sit up there Is that a real working Tesla semi in the background?
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Nov 13, 2023 04:21
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moist turtleneck posted:and dont worry, theres no actual video of it pulling a boat I thought the Cybertruk could briefly act as a boat? Why do I need to tow such ancient tech?
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Nov 14, 2023 19:23
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UFOTacoMan posted:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Nov 14, 2023 20:04
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spanky the dolphin posted:
I forgot about this camper kit, which is even funnier now that we know the bed is 3 feet wide
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Nov 14, 2023 23:24
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spacexmania.com the place to be for all things SpaceX! edit: lol, another 'satire' site that doesn't understand humor
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Nov 16, 2023 20:50
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passion for wooden vehicles
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Nov 17, 2023 22:12
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Cactrot posted:Never look at the musk replies, none of it makes any sense He probably has a kid named Physics somewhere tbh
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Nov 21, 2023 17:51
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19 o'clock posted:lol that’s awful haha Once again they forget that winter exists, so when this football field sized windshield has 6 inches of snow on it, the wiper pushes it down towards the frunk instead of up and off to the side Still love the
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Nov 22, 2023 15:30
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:just apply electricity directly to the stainless steel panels to heat them up and melt the snow, duh When the truck is all rusted out from road salt the electricity won't operate at optimum voltage
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Nov 22, 2023 15:49
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same day collision repairs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nov 22, 2023 20:41
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OTA update to be pushed out shortly to fix this, no other car company can respond so quickly
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Nov 22, 2023 21:37
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Louisgod posted:the mods have gone Woke They are pure evil
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Nov 22, 2023 22:35
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Who among us hasn't responded to a 5 year old Tom Cruise tweet at 1:30am
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Nov 26, 2023 20:22
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Epic grok bacon
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Dec 7, 2023 18:32
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Dec 7, 2023 21:45
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nikosoft posted:Stolen from the AI thread: mommy milky guy is dumb
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Dec 8, 2023 19:45
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SpaceX owns 243 properties in that area, including everything on weems - of course they let him change the name Next up he'll be changing the town's name from Brownsville to Xville
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Dec 10, 2023 15:05
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