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Erin M. Fiasco posted:eaverr for eaverr for eaverr for eaverr
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 03:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 06:06 |
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Lamuella posted:Considering that Josh Barnett was part of the inaugural tournament for the Inoki Genome Federation Championship, I think Inoki would be pleased to see him. To truly honor Inoki they should have ran back that Doc Gallows vs. Sylverster Terkay match Inoki loved so much he had to come down to ringside to see. C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 3, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 00:29 |
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Amazing title reign is lmao worthy, but Corbin never did recover from being the one guy that Cena refused to put over when he was in his last major run and was putting everyone else over.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 07:05 |
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What should have happened is that Darby should have been feet from the summit of Everest and then Nick Wayne turns on Darby and takes him out. Nick Wayne summits Everest and then drags Darby back down. This lack of foresight is why tiny con is the worst booker ever.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 22:57 |
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MassRafTer posted:Given how little Wagner means right now vs 6 years ago I am sure he doesn't agree and is very glad he milked a legendary mask for everything it was worth. how else is he going to get paid to lose it again
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 23:31 |
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The_Rob posted:I started following this dude because I think Chris Hero gave him a shout out as a decent follow, and he was for a while then all their posts became complaining about realism in wrestling and how technical guys can’t do proper submissions. I get it to a certain point, but also it is still professional wrestling. I piss and poo poo myself in incomprehensible rage every time someone runs the ropes. Seven-state murder spree if they go to the top rope.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 16:33 |
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/FakeNadine/status/1717279980436988167 They'll get suspended so they can't say dumb stuff, smart.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 03:16 |
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running any match in front of a crowd below five, maybe six digits, is giving it away also all matches should be promoted for no less than three months tv should be nothing but promos and squashes and fifteen-minute entrances for both fake edit i am very smart
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 19:24 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:Stop booking these giant arenas and maybe try selling out a few high school gyms AEW needs to stirctly run the Paducah Civic Center and the Murfreesboro Flea Market. Come see our wrasslin' show as we raise money to send the Girls' JV Volleyball team to Regionals.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 23:50 |
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Lamuella posted:why say "yall" when "youse" is right there? because joe pesci will get mad and he might be behind you at any given time
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 20:31 |
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Testekill posted:Most evil spot of all time I thought that was the bag of d4s.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 04:22 |
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Instead of matches both competitors should stand in the ring shirtless and scream lines at each other. Then one hit, maybe two as a swerve. Really the people want scripted and worked Power Slap.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 06:32 |
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ARMBAR A COP posted:Some dudes on Twitter said that Seth Rollins is a better Eddie Kingston than Eddie I didn't know Seth Rollins hated himself that much.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 03:35 |
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There is absolutely no doubt that Roger Goodell made his talent work during the holidays solely to get a ratings win against best of shows. Just to stroke his ego.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 03:28 |
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Most Power Alex posted:There should be New York street carts lining the ramp as Eddie makes his way to the ring and he takes time to stop at each. Every time Eddie comes to the ring he pulls out a bagel and talks about how much better New York ones are due to the water, to massive heel heat.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 00:08 |
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wrestlers need to be in character 100% of the time, even at home among loved ones, if you aren't grizzly smith levels of working your kids with a neck injury, are you really committed to the business? i dare say no
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 05:07 |
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Fart Radio posted:the only way for a normal person to enjoy
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:37 |
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rotinaj posted:Is homeboy actually trying to make that argument in the year of our lord 2023, after a decade of 3 hour races if you can't fit your whole show in a tiktok or youtube short, you're not catering to the casual audience enough
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 02:07 |
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Every generation hates the one that comes after it. The only real pro wrestling is stalling for 45 minutes then 15 minutes working a headlock leading to a time limit draw and/or curfew. Gotta get them back in the building next week brother, can't give away the farm in one match.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 22:27 |
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Okada fight Ngannou you coward
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 08:50 |
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Drakkel posted:Clearly what attracts casual viewers to wrestling is treating it as a DEADLY SERIOUS COMBAT SPORT, please ignore the hundreds of examples of this not being the case. every face should be a no-nonsense rear end kicking babyface who's entrance is to sprint to the ring and immediately start beating on the heel every heel should be a slimey piece of poo poo with a wimpy manager to do their promos and run interference for them those can be the only two wrestling archetypes, none other
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 06:15 |
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1glitch0 posted:Remember when Punk's side of the story was that he was scared of both Hangman and the Bucks shoot beating him up? punk was the person in the clippers locker room calling the lapd because chris paul was coming to kick their rear end poleece presence
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 03:50 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:if that plus the fact that everyone will be immediately gassed like 30 seconds in X minutes of hootin' and hollerin' and come at me bro'in' 10 seconds of impotent swinging takedown? maybe a minute of cuddling and heavy breathing until people break it up
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 04:32 |
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The Cameo posted:God I wish Necro wasn’t such an absolute poor excuse for a human being in real life, his wrestling persona was so malleable and fun: somehow perfect for edgelord Age of The Fall stuff, able to do a comedy bit like “don’t tell anyone I know how to wrestle” after working a chain-wrestling sequence, magnetic enough that he’s a standout in The Wrestler wearing bifocals and explaining a staple gun spot to Mickey Rourke and then doing it on camera I've always maintained that had Necro not gotten the giant weed tat he could have had some kind of a run in TNA. WWE would have never touched him in a million billion years but TNA would have brought him in and let him do something with Abyss. Alas. It's a shame what he's become but he did collect CTE like it was Pokemon and even back then we knew it was never going to end well.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 20:16 |
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they should put okada on the jade cargill plan, where you spend two years deprogramming all of the bad things they've learned, then spend two years teaching them how to wrestle, then two years touring florida before debuting on nxt for 2-3 years, then to the main roster to job to cedric alexander in four minute matches on velocity
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 07:43 |
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forkboy84 posted:You know if you've signed a new wrestler who a lot of the fans don't know you can just present him as a star and assuming he has the talent & presence to live up to that billing then people will generally go along with it. People don't automatically have to start at the bottom. They come in, your commentators explain why this is a big deal & you put him in an important position, & especially if you debut him in an environment where he has the highest chance of being over from day 1 (for an easy example, the Raw after Mania) because the audience know him & react positively. Or you could use vignettes to promote someone's appearance. Not every debut has to be a shock for hashtags and clicks. If you're wanting someone to be a big deal off the jump then hype them up, show Okada crushing people in the PC, have AJ/Gallows/Anderson say he's the toughest person they've ever faced, tell the audience that the best wrestler in the world is coming. I know they haven't hyped up someone since HHH's quad tear return but you can do it to someone else. And then he comes out as Lil' Skipper Kazu with a toy parrot that Mattel can sell to kids.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 21:05 |
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People: don't take jobber seriously he's just playing a contrarian role to troll aew fans Jobber: says some repugnant poo poo that has little to do with aew or wrestling in genreal People: he's just pretending to be a heel
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 23:18 |
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drat can't believe jobber is 100% right for once
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 07:38 |
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/VegasDegen1985/status/1755442222093271343 standing outside of ajob fair chanting you sold out at the suckers going inside
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 21:35 |
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So they want territory TV where it's an hour of promos and a two minute squash and mostly promoting the upcoming shows at the Murfreesboro Flea Market and the Wichita Boys and Girls club.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 00:39 |
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quote:i post at least twice that many posts on a slow day
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 05:01 |
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all these wrestlers having neck injuries and neck fusions you never heard of king kong bundy having a neck injury now did you
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 23:54 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:jade may be green but shes cool as hell and should be allowed to murder someone in the ring Erin M. Fiasco posted:The Goldberg Clause. Understandable. somewhere nattie's brain just started crying and she doesn't know why
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 23:44 |
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Lamuella posted:look, it's very simple. When AEW books matches fyp
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 00:29 |
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forkboy84 posted:To be fair to "AEW sucks" guy, AEW TV would actually be improved if AEW just spent the next 2 months showing nothing but Jun Akiyama matches from the archives & put their own stuff on hold. tony sighs as excalibur starts writing a dissertation going back to the feudal eras
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 08:41 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:AEW needs to become more like WCW, jack cancelled due to an ill-fated merger
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 22:43 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:I've been to a lot of wrestling shows and never once did I think of anyone's entrance as one of the reasons to buy a ticket counterargument https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1czzyj
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 23:49 |
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Tampa Bae posted:It went NWA > Jay-Z > Nas > Tyler The Creator for me, I didn't grow up with american hip-hop or rap I should probably get into Run The Jewels or Wu-Tang Clan or some groups that aren't weird Reported for disrespecting The South.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 00:12 |
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Nate Dogg had Regulators and Still D.R.E. Deck had the opening verse of Triumph. Both are allowed to stay.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 00:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 06:06 |
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the main event of the aew ppv should be sting and darby beating the bucks in fifteen seconds then the remaining 45 minutes allocated for the main event should be the entire locker room and support staff and maybe some random security guards and vendors all taking turns kicking the bucks in the bean bag over and over again. no matter how many kicks they take the crowd will still be chanting for more. i will then rank the match .5 stars and demand that aew fire them and wait is this the hell thread
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 04:37 |