Syd Midnight posted:

At some point "Neil Ciergia's sister made a webcomic" turned into "Emmy Ciergias brother made funny flash videos" and he was forgotten,

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

Better a triangle than a square.

Garrand posted:

I see there doesn't appear to be a text limit on probation reasons

christmas boots posted:

If ur eating cheese and it’s not cash marzu u r a pussy

christmas boots posted:

Tell me where is Gandalf? For I much desire to gently caress him

Dammerung posted:

That was also the line in the original video, if it helps.

McCracAttack posted:

McCracAttack posted:

Serious question, what's the worst case scenario if you move to say Austin, TX? What are you worried will happen if you move to a liberal city in a conservative state?

Well, don't I feel silly now?

BonHair posted:

Bram Stoker did essentially invent vampires as we know them though? He lifted a lot of stuff from folklore, sure, but the version of vampires we know today is derived directly from Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Except Nosferatu, that one, and the associated World of Darkness clan is more traditional.

frankenfreak posted:

Is he a neuroscientist or does he "work in neuroscience"? Could make a whole lot of difference!

RFC2324 posted:

loving goons. Meter? How does it work?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Ok, I'll bite.

Why should anyone care about meter? It's not like it matters.

Payndz posted:

YAAAAAAAWN

Inceltown posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

No, that’s a perfectly fine place for them to just have it ready to go if someone tries to dunk on them. We don’t need to poo poo on everyone that says something dumb, then actually takes all the poo poo they got for it, reflects on it and makes a change.

EorayMel posted:

Terrible poster.

mkvltra posted:

Grand Fromage posted:

Donkey is indeed one of my favorite meats in China.

That owns. Can you tell us more about it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

It tastes like rear end

Brawnfire posted:

"So, you heard that angel last night?"

"Angel?"

"Yeah! Came from the sky, told us be not afraid, a king is born, first noel, etc.

"The gently caress? No? All I had was cold winter night that was so deep and poo poo."

"Oh, dang, well--sorry! Guess the angel only came to certain poor shepherds."

Jedit posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1487364023003844610

TK8325 posted:

Am I reading this wrong? Spotify keeps Rogan and James Blunt will release new music? Is he standing in solidarity with Rogan?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He should change his name to James Subtle

mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of pets, the neighbor lady knocked on my door just now and complained that there's a mouse in our staircase, and that she was afraid and didn't like it....
But there indeed was a mouse on our 4th floor, tiny little brown guy:

Azhais posted:

KozmoNaut posted:

When people ask you how you're doing and you go "fine, and you?"

cock hero flux posted:

they should have separated into individual frames and done it like a flip book

Powershift posted:

Ye olde treefuckling:

Cojawfee posted:

Back when you could wear a three piece suit into the woods and no one batted an eye.

Powershift posted:

He's the branch manager.

Paladinus posted:

One day, I aspire to see a boob.

Captain Hygiene posted:

*gestures to monitor's power button*

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Ukrainians are goddamn hardcore:

https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1497931328322514947?s=20&t=GyzDVxuRjr-_atUNIP2L1Q

Hilario Baldness posted:

Gotta carry that thing a few miles to meet up with a girl and talk to her for a bit

Tunicate posted:

'be mine'

Big Beef City posted:

That's boring.

Here look at this.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol if the last thing some fascist commissar sees is some weird shark furry blowing him apart, i will lol.

Dads Dip Cup posted:

"yiffy ki-yay, motherfucker"

Platystemon posted:

Metallurgy doesn’t get the appreciation it deserves.

There’s all this attention paid to flashy developments in electricity and æronautics and medicine in the twentieth century, and when we talk about materials science, it’s just one word: plastics.

In almost no time at all, we went from boilers exploding and airships falling from the sky in “acts of god”, to understanding the structures of metals and being able to build things that just don’t fail like that anymore.

LifeSunDeath posted:

what do you guys want, a metal?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Applebees: When you're here, you're eating bees in apples. That's all we serve. Bees, forcibly inserted into apples. Eat at your own risk.

pentyne posted: