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nesamdoom

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aldantefax posted:

I feel like either the place that you live has conditions which make it conducive to keep hair shorter as age on planet earth increases for said gents

Time to bring back the mullet

The Midwest has such moody weather that I just go with a mid length mohawk all year, clip the sides when it's warm and let them grow over the winter. I hate having my hair short anymore, but don't wanna sweat from a full head.

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nesamdoom

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I was bored a few years ago and started a thread from something I do when bored, well one of the dumb photoshop related boredom killers.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3872373
What I'm wondering is, since the thread is 3 years old and locked, if I wanna add more would it be worth making a new thread or not. I got some good laughs last time and I am gonna start working on some new ones anyways. Maybe I'll get some stacked up and then see how I feel.

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

I used to love pot, and I still enjoy GETTING high, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve stopped enjoying BEING high. honestly I don’t even drink much anymore. I’m like 5,000 posts behind in trashed crew :negative:

I used to smoke until I could just sit and be idle. I hate that poo poo now. I don't mind alil bit of edibles and a couple tall cans late in the day, but I don't wanna be 'high' I want to just have a nice buzz for the bit of the day I'm done having to really do anything. For some reason a fifth of whisky doesn't gently caress with my thinking, but a couple hits from a joint(it's been years now) would gently caress my head up.

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Tomorrow



Congratulations buddy you did it

I know how I'll be celebrating.

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Heather Papps posted:

body chemistry is very weird and individual. i'm pretty certain that my marijuana use is self medicating my biploar or something while also still being recreational. i have a bunch of very close friends who react very poorly to marijuana but in my experience it's been nothing but helpful.

bodies - these things are loving crazy. have you heard about this: babies - they have no teeth, then small teeth, and then when they are bigger their small teeth shoot out of their dang faces as the big ones shove in.

unbelievable

Very much. I run well on a small bit of booze all the time, but my brother doesn't do well with drinking, although he does well smoking and goes about his day doing the poo poo he needs when it'd loving send me to nap if I had a decent cookie. Both might have some to do with how we both have avoided the thing we don't do well with, but I suppose if we had done well with it we'd have not chosen to stop. Brain chemistry is a big factor too, lots of other pills and drugs hosed me up way different than other people.

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I really don't have anything to say, so here is a parody photo I made in '13 before phablets became a thing.

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I made and ate a s’more tonight for the first time in at least 5? possibly 10? years and gosh darned those are good and really even for adults the best way to end a dinner is to sit around a fire and have an excuse to linger and drink and socialize for a few more hours

It's kinda weird that I don't see people eat them more with how much ppl around here like having fires and just hanging out. Good reminder tho, my toddlerdude has never had any so that's now on the list for stuff. He probably would have, but I didn't get to take him camping this summer(his mum's brain is way unchill). But fall chilly weather is a great time for a final grilling and fire chilling. So thank you very much for preventing my son from going longer without delicious melty yums.


Addition: I really am digging this Foundation show, but it's so far from :trashed: friendly. Like I space out for ten mins and have no clue what's happening. Just a note.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Oct 25, 2021

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Finger Prince posted:

Adam Driver, like Baby Driver only it stars Adam Driver and there's no caper or anything, he just drives around, like to the home depot and stuff. Or maybe the film is about a limo driver who picks up Adam Driver at the airport and drops him off at a hotel and Adam only has a brief cameo when you see him enter and exit the limo, and the rest is just a tight shot of the limo driver driving downtown, maybe interspersed with some drone shots.

If Adam Driver custom orders a drill/driver and needs it driven to him immediately he would need an Adam Driver Driver Driver.

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Stoner Sloth posted:

also what's the haps friends?

just went out for a smoke and a weed and watched a little drama unfold

two tiny orb weaver spiders, the larger female and pure white, were mating but it became quite windy and the two got seperated

fortunately for the male the female was quite horny and managed to spool up the web line and reconnect

unfortunately for the male she was also hungry and grabbed him and wrapped him up in silk after they finished

having done so she started to make her way up to the leaf she was suspended from to eat him

unfortunately for her there was a large huntsmen spider sheltering from the wind under there

she got away barely at the last moment by dropping on the line, abandoning her meal at least temporarily, just before it could get her

Common relationship issues.

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Zurtilik posted:

Netflix should just make a show of giving random aspiring directors like $10,000 and let them have at a 30 minute film.

All the big platforms should. We're passed the point where we need to rely on bullshit producers/directors to throw shitlots of money at a script. Take some of the small short film directors and cash them up. I've always hated seeing good ideas wasted on big budget movies when they could have let the idea stay as it was intended, but it could have been cashed up. Theatrically selling 20 to 40 minute movies would be cool as gently caress. I really am a fan of short films and short stories because of the lack of need to dilute a good idea/story/premise. Netflix deffo has the money to spend and instead of making a bunch of Sandler shitshows they should use it to promote creativity.

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I'm kinda afraid of how hosed up i'm gonna get from infused condiments. I dump loads of mustard on/in pretty much everything. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure I'll sleep really well every night when I go visit my brother in his legal state. Ha, I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, but the idea of infused super spicy hot sauce just came to my thoughts and I wanna find out if the heat can be overpowered by the chill.

Boba Pearl posted:

idr, but i will tell everyone to get a dynavap, and then an induction heater so it doesn't look like a crack pipe when you hit it in public.

My brother showed me his dab rig and I was way hosed up by how it looked. He got used to it but used to see poo poo in smoke shops that really hosed him up. Everything looks like a meth smoking device when you grow up in the midwest.

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Gramps posted:

I'm on day 8 of SSRIs and I've gotten a ton of poo poo done I'd been putting off forever, my house is clean, my wife is the most radiant gorgeous creature I've ever seen (probably cause she's stoked to not have a loving Eeyore dragging her down anymore) and everything is generally awesome (state of the world at large notwithstanding). If it weren't for talking about mental health with friends on the internet I probably never would have gotten help, so thanks sadbrain friends. I love you all

I have a little Eeyore that's sat on my desks for(I can't honestly remember, pretty much as far back as I can think) years. I've always hated WtP, but Eeyore has always made sense to me. My thing just reminds me not to let myself sink too deep into poo poo and sit around feeling bad(hasn't always worked).

Very happy for you. It's hard to see, sometimes, that life is pretty great.
I'm glad you dug yourself up to feeling better.

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

The only stupid post is the one which does not get made.

You lose 420% of the posts you don't make.

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aldantefax posted:

You are all cordially invited to come to my place and we shall have hot pot

I'd be more than happy to kick it and have some hot food and such. I'm not big on socialization, but I do like sharing some drinks, meat, and cheese(or other noms).

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pnac attack posted:

the reason i am less than supportive about brain drugs is that i genuinely hope i will influence someone else to avoid them. this system is sick, not us, and it is incredibly important that we treat the causes and not just our symptoms
psychopharmacology doesn't do anything for me, other than having fun once in awhile. I still understand that other people work differently. 3-4 pints of strong beer and I hit a sweet spot that I run well in, some people need a pill to skew their brain in the direction that it works best, and some need to smoke a bit of something nice to help them hit the right levels. I won't say poo poo about ppl doing what works for them even if it's not something that works for me.

I also thing too many ppl get brain drugs when they just need therapy or someone to tell them that everyone is hosed in the head(both are useful in different situations).

I agree that treating the causes is the most important thing, but brains are loving complicated poo poo and some people have imbalances that are best treated chemically. I tell ppl all the time that I think everyone should be in therapy. I know everyone's brain and mind is hosed up, a lot of people can pretend it's not a problem, but really it's better to work that poo poo out one way or another( not everyone gets to go just gently caress poo poo up to get their angst out). I've been on loads of diff meds and they never did anything for me, but I know ppl that the same stuff has helped.

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I'm waiting for my brother to buy some land in Maine and then I'm building a shed out off to the side away from stuff. It will be the beginning of me adding on over time to make a nice little spot to live. Just need enough room for a table, bed, stove, and a bit of floor space. Then everytime I go out I can build a new room onto it. Mostly like gonna be a small summer cabin to start and over time I'll get it to where it's all wired up with running water and stuff. Each room being independently posted into the ground and just butted against each other with external walls pressed together and basically a 'port' framed for the doorway. Free to me so I just gotta chuck money into building mats and I can get the money and some material from clearing trees.

This isn't exactly BYOB, but it'll be my get away that I can't be bothered by anyone and in a state that sells pretty much anything with THC added(my edible consumption will be nice out there). And since I will have a partial residency I can grow 12 plants, he's gonna have to do a bit of care for them when I'm not around tho. Gonna work on compressing and extracting in free time while brewing and see if I can make a nicely balanced heavy beer that also drops a nice mid high, a few might be overboard if I get it right, but the idea is like a stein of beer and someone should be light-medium on both buzzes.

Just wanted to post this and see if anyone had thoughts. Hope everyone ate so much they were in pain and had to breath hosed up today.

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What the actual gently caress is the reason to use imperial for everything besides booze? every liquid is loving sold by oz until you get to the liquor section and the poo poo is metric. I don't mind metric, but ounce is a better way to appreciate the level of hosed up one gets from booze. miles work better for distances related to driving, km works good for understanding perspectively how long poo poo is. those both have good uses and are kinda hosed around. having written the algebraic expression to figure out how much peen i was knocking into a chick based on variables(very drunk and wondered how many miles I'd pushed and needed a baseline to work from) then turning it to computer code, i'd have very much rather worked metric because then the translations from miles, feet, and inches would have been easier(maybe i'll rewrite it metric actually, that might be worth doing but as a dumb person i can't loving know how many cms poo poo is or adjust for difference,still might be more useful to people that use metric). I could share shell or ruby versions if anyone is interested. but really the point is how loving useless it is knowing I have 3/4 a loving litre of booze and not knowing how many shots it is because they are loving imperially measured. also, gently caress metric. the weight is based on a chunk of something in a vault in france and the liquid is based on weight afaik so thats arbitrary altho i think imperial would equally be since its based on metric. at least distance is observable. and if we are gonna talk about fractions of grams then surely elevation comes into play... gently caress, i might need to nap.

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

yeah Fahrenheit makes more intuitive sense, but other than that I can’t think of any reason not to use metric measures.

[insert grandpa Simpson joke]

I agree on this, F is a nice range that like the diff between 80 and 70 or 50 and 40 are noticeable things. C just makes its kinda iffy. Prob works better scientifically though, but for everyday use people need to know if its tshirt weather or long sleeve or hoody or getting a jacket out the closet. As an Iowan I deal with it going from over 100 to double digit negative yearly and I appreciate knowing how hosed outside it is. this is one of the times imperial has better precision and its prob better. some town being 8 miles away doesn't benefit from the precision of km. I have a caliper that I used to have to measure poo poo to tolerance in ten thousandths of an inch, sometimes precision is great. but the difference between me chucking some poo poo 50 feet or 20sum metres doesn't matter much to me.

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Is metric vs. Imperial the hot button issue which will finally destroy byob?!

Never. Even the people that care about it don't care enough to be upset or do anything about it. So BYOB will forget it came up, like most things, in a few hours.

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more falafel please posted:

the booze thing is weird, hard liquor in the states used to come in quarts, but now it comes in 750s. 750mL is vaguely 1/5 of a gallon (hence the term "fifth"), and i think the change was a rationing measure during The War (not sure which war)

maybe it's just for the sake of consistency since wine is sold in 750s and a lot of that is imported from metric places

I totally never made the connection to wine until reading this, and as arbitrary as it may seem, I still know a 750 of 14% cheap wine will get me good for like 6 bucks. maybe i need to relate wine to booze that way to make sense of it all. Carlo Rossi will forever be a dear friend for how much he drunked up a teenage me.

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Escape From Noise posted:

I am so sick of hearing Christmas music! Arg! A few years ago you'd just hear All I Want For Christmas Is You, Last Christmas, and possibly the Christmas song that shall remain unnamed, but now it's all the "classics" back to back in the stores and sometimes at work and I'm going crazy! Christmas is still weeks away!


the vandals are the only xmas music i listen to. first time was like 02 and i saw a video of an xmas show and had never heard them before and decided it's the only xmas music worth anything.

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Escape From Noise posted:

Having worked in an American and a Japanese brewery, metric system reigns supreme. Figuring out ratios between solids and liquids is much easier. Also, WTF is a barrel? (Barrel volume actually depends on what liquid you're measuring. For some reason a barrel of beer, whiskey, wine, oil, etc. are all varying volumes.) Also Celsius is a lot more precise.

for measuring i'll agree on metric being great, it's the casual application that i guess i prefer imperial for its nearness to guesstimation. also it's kinda nice for volume of consumption, like gently caress I shouldn't have drank a quart and a half of whisky

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Escape From Noise posted:

I guess, but I don't really use quarts. I guess I'd say a liter or half a liter? Or glasses? I don't know. I still don't get the better for understanding outside temperature thing at all. This morning I woke up and looked at the forecast. It said 10℃, so I put on my lighter jacket over my hoodie and made sure I had my gloves and it worked real well for me?:shrug:

I think it's just what you're surrounded by. Now that I'm surrounded by metric, I just use that.

An ounce or pure alcohol is considered a drink. so like a shot of turkey is half a drink. a pint of whiskey is 16 drinks. it's alcohol math. I used both when I sold weed and now the poo poo is so expensive people are going by grams when I just would sell eighths by roughly 4 grams kuz it split that way and as long as the poo poo was 4 or more I knew I wasn't shorting ppl on their 25 bucks. I get the point of using litres tho, it's just annoying that everything else is in oz and I don't wanna remember poo poo or do the math. If it's not intrusive, how are you now surrounded by metric?

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Escape From Noise posted:

Oh, it's not. I moved to Japan. Coming from beer I'll order a small, medium, or large some places. Some places give out drinks in pints or half pints. If you ask for a nama-chu here at a regular restaurant you'll get a mug that's 350-500ml. I guess that's a bit of a gap, but TBF it's not like a pint is going to be the same from bar to bar in the US either.

Yea, I'm pretty pissy about pints in the US. It's not like its hard to get a loving pint glass and fill that poo poo from the tap but so many places give out like a 12 oz glass. I love a good mexican place that when I order a large beer it's a loving half pitcher sized stein and it's enough to drink with the meal. generally i'll have a pint waiting for food then one with and another at the end of the food and while everyone else finishes or I have to eat whats left from the kids and wife(she gets this thing one place that she likes but it's 2.5x what she will eat so i get to really gently caress myself up eating what they all leave on plates). but yea, 350-500 is a gap but i agree on the getting hosed around on a pint in the us. japan has to be cool to like grab a drink and stand on the sidewalk to knock it down as opposed to like here and ppl look at ya lovely if ya smash a beer and burrito outside the store and then bin that poo poo and walk away.

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Escape From Noise posted:

I just think it's one of those things. I get getting like a pint if it's set, but it usually isn't outside of I guess England, but that has to do with beer culture there. On the flip side Germany is metric and glass size seemed pretty stamdartized region by region, which has to do with different beer cultures depending on where you are, so Bavaria is like big steins for most beers except maybe Hefeweissen which comes in a standardized glass I think, Köln does kölsch in small glasses as does dusseldorf with their altbier, so even there there's fluctuation, but it's regional. I think that stuff has so much to do with culture surrounding alcohol and what is considered important for a standard. Here, generally, the size of glass depends on the glassware provided by the brewery, but is possibly up to the establishment. But I feel like the size of a sake server is slightly more standardized. I dunno.

Yeah. It's nice to grab a can of beer or whatever and just drink it wherever. Eating while walking is considered rude here, or at least that's what I've heard, but plenty of people here do it too, them again Osaka has a reputation, so IDK.

Altbier sounds weird to me. like it makes me think of flat beer. I def would do better getting beer by the stein than by the glass, I love some hot and salty food with a huge beer for a meal.
I saw on a video about japan the like not walking and eating thing, I'm sure there's ppl that don't care, like talking in elevators being rude places but ppl still do. I think Japan would be pretty cool overall tho. A chick I know was stationed there during her navy stint and has went back multiple times after, she loves it and i've chatted her up a bunch about about it.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

does the theme song from die hard count as a christmas carol?

No.

See bruce willis in his roast and he even says its not an xmas movie.

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How Wonderful! posted:

I had a CT scan last night and got the test results today: here is a description of how my skull looks in case any of you wanted to commission fan-art of my skull for your friends, family members, or lovers during the holiday:

I'm a little offended on behalf of my soft tissues, which many have actually described as luscious.

Let your soft tissues know that I finished at the mention of them, and I'd say that's quite remarkable.. also, heyyy

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Walla posted:

I'm going to confess here.

I don't like noodles. Not spaghetti, or linguini, angel hair is worse. And forget about soba and ramen. It's a texture thing. Something about the shape gives me a gag reflex and makes my stomach turn.

But I love pasta. Rotini, shells, ziti, penne, fettuccine even. Those are great! I eat rotini 2 or 3 nights a week.

It's just weird man.

As a Ministeroni in the Church of FSM I want to say it's ok. The FSM doesn't care which form you choose to eat and rotini is a dope rear end noodle really, it's nice to get stuff all enveloped in the folds. Don't even bother thinking you're weird, stringy noods or not doesn't matter, eating pasta is just the right thing to do and you're on the right track.

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Escape From Noise posted:

We here at BYOB thrive on puns good and bad

I keep trying to talk my daughter into an account, she's a punny lil bitch. but also, she'd prob fit in on the art threads and poo poo kuz she's really good at drawing. she don't get hosed up, which I suppose is good since she's 17 but also she's autistic like me and would prob be less stressy if she'd knock back some bourbon sometimes.

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Gramps posted:

Ty Labine is the poo poo. Tucker and Dale vs Evil is one of my favorite movies

He's older looking but I was so loving sure it was him. the movie that he has to help his injured brother down a mountain is good too. He's awesome in like everything I've seen.

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

I was thinking about mad scientists the other day and wondered why they all were biologists and chemists.

I was going to ask how a mad sociologist would operate, but then I remembered my degree is in marketing.

What's the plan of a mad geologist?

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Zil posted:

Lick all of the rocks

Stealthy covid spreading, how devious

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I just thought of something and it might sit in my brain unless I get it out. My wife and I split up 6 1/2 years ago and are great friends, we banged once in the last 5 but have slept together multiple times. and thats weird as gently caress kinda.

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Cardi BYOB posted:

Cruft I think maybe you are one of the kindest people I know and soon I wanna bring my friend Code Jockey to meet you so he gets the cruft seal of approval and also because you're both nerds and so am I and we can be insufferable and eat burriot together.

am super hosed up n this made me think of code monkeys

cruft posted:

Just read this thing where Mister T was like "Nancy Reagan was a good friend" and the the entire follow-up section is people being total dicks. Like, okay, we get it, you found something funny out about Nancy Reagan. This isn't the place for it.

BYOB has made me a more compassionate Internet denizen and things like this now make me sad.

Anyway ILU all. <3

:glomp:

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How Wonderful! posted:

Yeah I used to have exes clamber into bed platonically all the time if they were visiting or over late, I think it is pretty normal but just not talked about very frequently for some reason. Sleeping alone really sucks and romance or sex shouldn't be gateways to just taking a nap with somebody you trust.

That's so much it. My other ex used to pick me up when she got off work and i'd knock a few hours morning nap with her. it def is nice having someone to snug up to even if not banging.

E:

Rarity posted:

Sleeping alone is awesome. gently caress off do I want another body in my bed taking up prime real estate

I got a 2 year old now and a 3 foot tall dude takes up 80% more of my bed than me, and I still wake up with him sleeping sideways and his legs on my throat or face. Sleeping alone is nice for just actually being able to lounge and sleep tho.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 11, 2021

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biosterous posted:

i would like to suplex someone at least once before i die, i think it would be a lot of fun

not sure what style of suplex though and there are so many

German, the coolest of suplexes. I suggest doing it to the next person that cuts in line in front of you as they already gave you reason and have their back to you(please don't suplex some kid or elderly person, unless they really deserve that poo poo and then destroy them)

Gramps posted:

Suplexes own. Having little brothers and a trampoline growing up I got good at them. Made it a lot of fun later to ambush people with when doing martial arts (v dangerous don't do in real fight)

Trampolines are like one of the most irresponsible things to give kids, but gently caress yea they are dope as gently caress for some wrasslin'

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Is there a thread somewhere for expected spoilers or like spoilers on stuff that's way old? I like trolling people with spoilers that was obviously gonna be the outcome. Like spoiling a Rom-Com by telling people they end up together or a super hero movie by letting them know the hero wins.

Secondly, I kinda feel like spoilers for old movies should be reapplied at some point in time. At a certain point movies hit the spot that new people rarely see them and so they shouldn't be given info. after 2 years I think spoiling is less of an issue because people would have seen the movie if it really was a big deal, but I don't tell people anything about movies(I like people being fully blind going in) for 80's movies or some 90's and older that I know they haven't seen. Dark City would be lovely to have spoiled even though it's 26 years old there are people that haven't seen it and so things like that should be protected.

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How Wonderful! posted:

Vermont has really mild food and Vermonters like really mild food. I'd gotten used to it. I'll put "extra spicy please" on my delivery notes at Indian places and it'll still be pretty mild and a lot of stuff tops out at like... buffalo sauce levels. Well tonight I got some veggie wings from the one place that does good seitan around here and I chose the hottest sauce, and you know what, this actually doesn't gently caress around. I'm like bright red and weeping and I'm so happy.

I think something like Frank's is minimum level that should be allowed for mild. My toddler is just getting introduced to spicy, he's always got a cup of milk so he's fine but I gotta remind him to take a drink every now and then. I got tired of having to go weak on food I make for myself kuz he always wants to eat my food for me. So now he gets alil spice, I gotta keep him away from the jalapeno carrots that this place throws into every order because those are too much for him. I'm glad ya found something to burn your facehole. Now I wanna go get some ethiopian and have them put some extra heat on it.

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pixaal posted:

Get the kid into sriracha good new person heat with some sweet. Maybe put some maple in it and put it on eggs!

I've never really mixed sweet and hot before. but I do like eggs with both and so far he copies pretty much everything I like. I'll grab a bottle of sriracha next time I'm at the store and give it a shot. My step kids warmed up over time to eating the gut destroying stuff I like having sometimes. My friend's kid is a full nut for it, he's the only one I know that wants to go through the hot one's lineup with me. He's also my best option if I try to hit some team eating challenges kuz dude's always packed food in and now he's 15 and in every sport he can be so I wanna get him out to win some free food. back to point, thanks a lot, sugar helps with the heat so some syrup on spicy eggs should work great to get the boy worked into it and as he gets older I'll be able to get him eating some fire.

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

have you heard of chillinternet.club? best site on the internet, hands down.

How dare you, no site with content is ever going to be the best site on the internet. It's only sites with 400 pages and no likes and no metadata to lead to them that are truly embrassing the purpose of the internet to keep things away from everyone that might want to see it. hahaha. Seriously I wish there had been like a longer gif for that sig kuz everytime I see it I just get this warm feeling and I think that's the only reason I do the sigs that I can when I have an idea.

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I'm 770 posts behind and not in the sobrietymood to catch up. xmas added some more days to spend with my kid during custody court waiting for an actual hearing to happen and that's awesome but then i had a week with no babydude so I figured I'd go post in trashed crew when I was sobersocial enough to type things. the last few weeks is the most i've seen him in that much time since july when his mum blew a bitch-fuse and tried telling me i'd never see him again unless i agreed to her demands. I made her look lovely in the temp hearing(she shouldn't have testified kuz that let me ask her stuff under oath that she knows I can prove with video and audio and witnesses and txts...) and she perjured herself because over 5 questions she went from something never happened to her saying she didn't remember it when I got specific, really the whole line of questions were subjects and inqueries going from basal to specific to continue to draw info that she was intentionally withholding after my bit where i was open and honest about things. she's broken both court orders(with admissably documented evidence) issued so far and i've followed them exemplarly.
Sometime somewhere I'm gonna post a long rear end thread for all of this stuff, kuz it sucks being too broke for a lawyer and having to do all this poo poo just to get to get equal rights. One thing I learned is if in a state like Iowa and ya have a kid with someone that's lovely a lot of the time, one should keep the kid from them kuz the state doesn't wanna do fuckall... Downside if you're the good parent and the dude for some places kuz iowa would rather let methhead moms have their kid in a rehab facility than the kid be in a normal home with their dad.
Anyways, I'm gonna kill in court and I've already got a better deal than she has with her other kids(she should have stuck to trashin' when not watching children) so I'm just more and more looking like I'm not the dickhead(I really am not, I just pissed her off because I only paid attention to the boy and didn't care to be a part of her stupid lifestyle of arguing and lying to her friends for attention).

Fröhen Montag! Ya'll seen any good poo poo for me to watch this week? wanna read a stupid poem I wrote based on the hacking a terminal words from fallout new vegas? remember knocking on a door to see if someone was home and their mum answering and then you had to make up some reason to see them other than ya just got some weed and wanted to smoke? remember slanging oatmeal creme pies on the busride to school kuz a box was 1.09 and ya could make 3 buck selling at a quarter a piece and how the principal called ya in the office kuz you'd been industrius as gently caress and were making decent money for an eleven year old hustling snacks on the way to school?

I'll try not to lurk so long that I run up a tab in my head of poo poo I wanna say.

Also, I have my song pronouncing mouse as Maus and I very much love everything he pronounces more in the german style. he hasn't started using and yet but i def think he will use und. I love that his mum was pissed at me that she had to tell him what to do in the few german phrases she knew from me to get him to listen to her. was so hilariously obvious he only listened to me when he still wouldn't do what she wanted until I said the poo poo in Englisch oder Deutsch. Anyone know what to call the Spanglish equivalent to English/Deutsch?

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Manifisto posted:

very sorry you're facing these issues friend, sounds like things are royally messed up, hang in there

honestly, BYOB has been helping a lot to keep a vibe from reading stuff. My brother has done so much talking to me about poo poo and skyping him and his kids reminded me to not go do some poo poo, which naturally I tend to make my own problems worse, to gently caress up my court stuff. I am gonna do good in the end, it's really been the time not seeing the dude or going like a week without that it sucks a lot. I might let poo poo slip from my head sometimes, but I'm not trying to dump everything on people. normally if too much comes out ppl ignore it and that's best. Seriously, I'm on track to win... I just think winning is him having equal time with both of us and she thinks its full control of him and me giving her money while I don't see him..

I record and save everything. She can gently caress with him for years and eventually he is gonna see all of it... Its sad but someday he will know she was more angry that I didnt' wanna sub to her demands than she was about his future. but she isn't the kind of person that can see past their own demands.

I'll be fine, I'm fine, and nothing could gently caress with that unless it hurts the dude. Thanks a lot for caring. Someday I hope ya see some version of doom that is him on the forums. it will be a very long time, but hopefully in a decade or so we are all able to keep :justpost:n

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