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Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

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It's happening, but i'm not sure what 'it' is.

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Jul 9, 2007

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unpacked robinhood posted:

I somehow missed that amazing fake documentary sticked at the top of gbs

This is my favorite bit, lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGYeTmHHZQM&t=2240s

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgBznqa6QG0

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Jul 9, 2007

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my thoughts and prayers are with the bad trump thread which has been unfairly gassed for the 7th(?) time

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Jul 9, 2007

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The guy's not saying the country will collapse, just that our global power will decline/collapse. Not exactly Nostradamus to predict something that's already been happening for a while now

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Jul 9, 2007

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I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who :hmbol:s

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917921548677328896

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917923131003719681

:f5:

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Jul 9, 2007

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:gonk: wtf

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Jul 9, 2007

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the comments on that poll are some of the worst things i've ever seen on the 'mainstream internet'. it feels way too late to try and stop the rot that has set in. lol i guess?

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Jul 9, 2007

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Blast of Confetti posted:

i googled cowboy hat government lady and got wilson so don jr is about as bright and capable of surviving the modern world as his dad

Not being able to tell black people apart is Virtue Signalling for the base

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Jul 9, 2007

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Garcin posted:

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. 
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. 
Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator. 
Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, 
But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.

I'm really psyched to see clutch + primus tonight :D

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Jul 9, 2007

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scrubs season six posted:

"See the DONALD of Enormous Girth"
"On his gunt he holds the Earth."
"His thought is slow, but always bad."
"He gets two scoops or he gets mad."
"At Mar-A-Lago golf is played;"
"He sees Puerrrrto Rrrrhico but mayn't aid."
"He loves the Putin and loves the pee,"
"And even loves a CHUD like me."

amen, and an lol and a good day to you sir

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Jul 9, 2007

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LOL at this. "Believe me" has got to be trump's biggest tell. Has he EVER said 'believe me' after anything that wasn't a lie? I'd love to play poker with him

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Jul 9, 2007

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ummmm

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/929511061954297857

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 9, 2007

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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

Popehat was just writing fiction, making fun of how insanely retarded Carter Page is and how he incriminated himself by going under oath with no lawyer

why you no post link? here it's pretty funny: https://www.popehat.com/2017/11/07/excerpts-from-the-congressional-testimony-of-carter-page/

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Jul 9, 2007

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bloom posted:

:stonk:

I'm no marketing expert, but "child porn is no biggie" doesn't seem like a great way to promote a book. Why do all these people think it's a good idea to say this poo poo all of a sudden?

People tend to fight back when their way of life is being threatened.

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Jul 9, 2007

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Speedboat Jones posted:

lol, I'm gonna lose the house I just bought so that rich white men can make hundreds of millions of dollars instead of dozens of millions of dollars.

Spend less on avocados

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Jul 9, 2007

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TulliusCicero posted:

:yikes:

How people can be so broke brained that they believe a guy dating teenagers is equivalent to a gay relationship between consenting adults is just so amazingly stupid and wrong it hurts. Evangelicals are insane.

You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything — the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything — as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent.

If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it's perfectly fine. Whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there's no consent in part of the equation, then here come the rape police. But consent is the magic key to the left.

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Jul 9, 2007

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LOL. was Leon from curb your enthusiasm modeled after this guy?

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Jul 9, 2007

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Shiva the destroyer for senate? I like where this is going...

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Jul 9, 2007

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World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

First time I saw this lady's orbs was another reply to Don with the caption 'tits out for Obama'. It's a pretty good gimmick imo

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Jul 9, 2007

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These orbs kill fascists

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Jul 9, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

HOLY poo poo Maine, wtf.

IIRC LePage is super unpopular in Maine but every election the dem and the independent split the vote and he gets to slither back in.

e - First past the post is a really lovely voting system :)

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Jul 9, 2007

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thanks Jose, my balls just breached the containment shield. Do you realize how much paperwork these incidents involve?

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Jul 9, 2007

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The president wants the Washington Post to issue a retraction for a dude's tweet.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/939616077356642304

Lol!

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Jul 9, 2007

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A. Beaverhausen posted:

Disappointing the crowds really were bigger tho

This is Mississippi dude. Half the people in that state think miscegenation should still be a crime.

e - wrong rally, fake news!! :negative:

Tax Inductions fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Dec 9, 2017

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Jul 9, 2007

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it's creeping up again :munch:

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Jul 9, 2007

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So what would it take to fix this? Is it just a matter of a new president appointing a new fcc dude and them reinstating the rules? Or is this one of those one-way ratchets and we're screwed forever?

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Jul 9, 2007

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935 posted:

Zero for three! Gillespie, Strange and now Moore.

What about the Ossoff election? Fake news!!

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Jul 9, 2007

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Serak posted:

Correct. There's a little-known clause in the constitution saying that if you're being investigated for a crime, but are able to kill or otherwise remove the person investigating you before you're arrested, all evidence and records of the crime are expunged and you're considered innocent.

THIS IS A THING THAT TRUMP EMPLOYEES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

It's worked for Hillary all these years, why shouldn't it work for Trump? :v:

e - this is a seth rich conspiracy joke, not a seriouspost. please dont hurt me

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Nobody knows what it's like to be the BAD man
to be the SAD man
behind blue orbs~

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Jul 9, 2007

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Catastrophe posted:

*gets arrested after blowing through a red light while drunk*

"yeah but what about locking up Hillary?!"

How many more years will these people cast Hillary Clinton as both an incompetent failure and a genius criminal mastermind simultaneously?

Until their great work is done :hai:

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/446461592029630464

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Jul 9, 2007

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Olanphonia posted:

already deleted, what was it?

Something about how AT&T already agreed to pay those bonuses in a contract negotiation. I think he deleted it because people were pointing out that the contract was for 20K employees but the bonuses announced today are for 200K employees. drat dirty dems spreading fake news!!!

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Jul 9, 2007

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Putin's subordinates are working overtime cleaning the jizz stains out of his pants

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Jul 9, 2007

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Spinster posted:

From my Goontoon thread :smaug:



:tipshat:

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/945126026824298497

Thanks to this brave new leadership, I'm finally not afraid to say... Merry Pissmas everyone! Thanks for all the lols! To all a good night :)

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Jul 9, 2007

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

a curse upon america and its people

don't sign your posts lol

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Jul 9, 2007

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https://twitter.com/TimeCubeEXE/status/938860703351558144

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Bape Culture posted:

So this is fake right? I can’t tell lmao

Right as I read this post, the WaPo notification popped up. lol!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.d51c6db10e4f

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