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Code Jockey posted:something something bernie bros something something unification something something *sounds of sloppy wall street fellatio* i have a better one "it must be hard to type with the taste of 78 year old socialist cock in your mouth"
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loving with freedom of speech/the press is, historically, a very good idea in america and this will definitely work out for sessions
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Jose posted:considering how upset everything about obama made them i'm not sure why people who dislike trump suddenly need to be quiet it turns out hardcore republicans are special snowflakes who cant deal with criticism who would have guessed (ps next time a coworker starts bitching about libs call them a snowflake for some irl lols or a shooting incident)
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Lime Tonics posted:Rumors Of "Purge List" Rattle White House Staff surely threatening to fire everyone will stop all the leaks
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Madcosby posted:So the NRA is just the Klan it seems them putting out a bunch of stupid poo poo like this is hilarious because it's a really quick way to get those member watchlists at the FBI going that they're all so paranoid about
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brylcreem posted:What does your heart tell you? that the piss tape is real and ivanka is the one pissing
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dmv employees aren't elected so popularity has nothing to do with it
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daily reminder that the one thing the POTUS has in common with the rest of america is the desire to gently caress ivanka trump
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the kurds love trump lol
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we uhh... might need to bring out the doll for when Ivanka is on the stand
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redgubbinz posted:I'd vote for him if he did this. Oh, and forced a banner ad on top of everyone's feed with that picture of Donnie's fat rear end playing tennis what's even the point of having techno overlords ruling over us if they don't do poo poo like this?
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cant wait until someone hijacks trumps twitter and start making pro-liberal tweets
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paul_soccer10 posted:remember when trump tried to impress the russian ambassador by revealing classified information about the war against ISIS trump is his own worst enemy on such shakespearean levels that its hard to believe he hasn't died some kind of ironic death by now
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now people are saying who cares if he's a criminal lmao in like three months people will be saying so what if he has bodies in his basement and had sex with his daughter?
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Mika Brzezinski can sexually harass me any time she wants e:Guuuys I just got fired from my job at Fox news for saying that 
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:"70-year-old fat guy with a fast food diet who never exercises won't make it another 11 years" isn't really that bold a prediction. not to mention the stress of being POTUS knocks about 10 years off your life expectancy because of all the stress and holy lol does trump seem stressed
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Hillary Rodham Clinton literally broke people's minds typical whitey trying to take credit for the black man's work
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:pro clickč https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7kenX3Vu8
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Feminasty Slut posted:I couldn't imagine being South Korean. There's a good chance you might die because of stupid loving american white trash. lol this is true for a lot of places in the world tbh
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I shitposted about the sweet release from student loan debt and wage work that would come with being obliterated by a Dongfeng ICBM last night and my most "well actually" friend said there was no way it could even hit Guam. im thinkin about thos dongs
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Faith For Two posted:do you mean this article (that has been posted in this thread by me before)? congrats you win the i posted something before award and we're all clapping for you irl
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i hope colberts interview with the mooch ends in a fist fight
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Jose posted:i've got pictures of a goons intentionally prolapsed anus in my pm box if anyone wants to see gross, has pick been sending nudes out again?
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what's the secret service supposed to do if you punch the president out because he groped your wife at a wedding? or even better what do they do if the potus groped your wife at a wedding, you asked him to leave, and he refused? there's a non zero percent chance that this is something that will happen during the trump administration lol
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going to be lol worthy when the first elected official finally snaps and tells donny that he should think about doing some work too
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Aug 10, 2017 17:53
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Play posted:In ten or fifteen years we'll be offering benefits and easy paths to citizenship for low skilled workers so that our drat fruit gets picked and our toilets get plunged just what the illegals wanted all along. donald trump is their pawn
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flashy_mcflash posted:There's something poetic, and by poetic I mean retarded, in purging thousands of people from the military and then immediately threatening war on a country. jokes on him if he tries to use the draft ive got bone spurs
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Aug 11, 2017 10:40
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watch north korea annihilate guam and trump not do anything about it lol
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Jose posted:Lol that the us military had no idea about any of this why would they
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super macho dude posted:lol imagine if Twitter banned our dumb fat idiot king-president from posting world ending piss baby tantrums nuked would be launched at twitter hq within minutes
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/895777440471101440
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etalian posted:Also dumb red states even changed laws allowing gun nuts to take their weapons into places such as bars. umm one of the first rules of gun ownership is dont drink and shoot your gun because you can easily kill someone
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Preoptopus posted:look at these idiots lol https://twitter.com/joelmgunter/status/896395625713086465 hell yeah let's gun down some nazis
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sout posted:Reminded of a classic that's a lol
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Mr.Tophat posted:Sorry for asking, but is there a livestream that I missed? I want to see this ridiculousness while listening to The Gonk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceLnMT0rps
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the x is there to help the cops know where to shoot because tbh they're not the most accurate
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I maintain that antifa in the US are pussies not because they're waifish genderqueer college kids, but because they're waifish genderqueer college kids who are too frightened to throw a molotov cocktail like a loving grown-up. if you cant murder nazis for your cause then you dont really believe in your cause imo
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