PRADA SLUT posted:

You can poop in the sink if you have a garbage disposal

Haifisch posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

IMO stone is fine, it's just the middle class default rather than an upper class luxury now.

In the long long ago most average people had plain hardwood floors. Dirt floors were for poor people, softwood gets all marked up, tile was expensive and slippery, and woven carpeting was mostly confined to area rugs due to cost. So, hardwood was the middle class option.

Then in the post WWII period machine made tufted carpeting burst onto the scene in vibrant colors. Nylon was replacing wool. It was now in reach for a successful middle class family to have wall-to-wall carpet. You've made it. The Joneses are keeping up with you! Wall-to-wall carpet in the bathroom? Hell, yeah!

Through the 60s and 70s carpeting just kept getting cheaper. A couple guys can roll out carpet and lino for a whole house in just a day or two. At the same time, labor intensive hardwood was becoming more expensive, By the 80's even cheap apartments had wall-to-wall carpeting.

Now you get people in old houses are tearing up their carpeting and lino to find the hardwood underneath and try to save it. Original hardwood floors have become a sign of class and luxury, not a sign of poverty.

Same thing with stone countertops. In the 80s it was hella expensive. Over time more places are producing it, overseas shipping in general has become cheaper, and there are even engineered stone options. Any color or texture you want. Still more expensive than laminate, but not a luxury good. You no longer get bragging rights from stone countertops, but it's nothing to be embarrassed by, and probably won't be in the foreseeable future. It's just . . . normal.

Haifisch posted:

After dealing with the horrors of apartment kitchens, I think designers should be forced to cook(properly cook, not just assemble a bunch of pre-made stuff) in the layout of their choice & see if it's actually workable before they're allowed to build it.

I want more counter space, dammit! I don't care if you have to shrink the dining room to do it!

elise the great posted:

Do you see anything... strange about this listing?

Seriously the first few pics are bland as hell, then you see the interior and it's just unsettling. And then you start to see... those. It's an entire horror movie in a slideshow format on a real estate site. The loving trike, okay

Haifisch posted:

The hopes and dreams of millenials.

SoundMonkey posted:

tag urself im the flame-emblazoned guy fieri-rear end ceiling fan

Ouhei posted:

Wide angle lenses do hilarious things to close up objects on the edge of the frame.

PRADA SLUT posted:

I have spent exact zero hours the past two years sweeping or vacuuming, and my floors are spotless every day. If I did the same thing by hand it would cost me about 120 hours a year. Pricing it out, Roomba "sells" me free time for about $1 per hour, cheaper as time goes on.

About once a month Roomba shuts itself in the bathroom or something, but I just hit the dock button when I find it and it drives back home.

It's beneficial enough that I've made thousands of dollars of furniture purchases based on whether or not Roomba can navigate the geometry. Plus I get to sit in my chair on the weekend and watch Roomba clean around me, like some sort of feudal British lord.

SoundMonkey posted:

i THINK i'm the empty light sockets but there's just so many choices

elise the great posted:

I, too, enjoy unremitting lidless eye contact with thirty of myself while taking a poo poo.

Doctor Butts posted:

Yo, is it just me or did they put the padding on the warming tray of the oven, too?

Youth Decay posted:

It is generally a bad idea to include dolls in your staging.

there wolf posted:

Second going a little darker, but otherwise it looks good. Sounds like you're well into choice-overwhlem, so if your wife likes it and you don't hate then just go with it. The better choice isn't out there.

hailthefish posted:

Um it's clearly the deformed, screaming face of a tormented soul.

SpartanIvy posted:

Jesus Christ, at least build a bookcase in front of the door so you can hide someone in it if the need arises.

Do I have to think of everything?

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the part where he says the bathroom will be "perfect for women" and then hysterically backpedals the second he's corrected by actual women about having preferred the original bathroom.

there wolf posted:

You wouldn't end up using all that kitchen either, even if you cooked a lot. You'd prep on counter to the left of the stove, maybe put dirty dishes in/around the sink, and the rest would just sit empty. Serious question, has anyone ever used a breakfast bar? Like if you had a choice between a table, a couch, or the bar do you ever pick the bar?

Lain Iwakura posted:

I just realised that this bathroom looks like something made in an AXE product line factory.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I was in Argentina over the summer and all the showers had a shitload of heads, it was weird as hell and the water pressure was terrible:

mundane haircut posted:

Anyone else have this bathroom as their look when they were teenagers in the mid 2000's? I totally had red and black bands on my braces for that scenekid vibe.

sneakyfrog posted:

basic builder grade bitches up in this thread, we have seen magnificence and simply cant comprehend its majesty

luxury handset posted:

"behind one of these doors is a deadly pit of vipers. behind the other is the guest bathroom. you must answer a riddle to determine the true path"

Rabbit Hill posted:

This room is so loving ugly I feel the primal urge to seize a pitchfork and a flaming torch and go terrorize this neighbor. Every time I look at this picture I see some new monstrous element that pours fuel on my fire.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Oh hey my grandparents had that chandelier.

Sirotan posted:

And yeah looking at the full size image, its definitely some kind of handmade clay tiles with 964583043 tiny crevices in them.

luxury handset posted:

also this entire listing

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2202-Atelier-Dr-Jefferson-City-MO-65109/102936373_zpid/