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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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I can't wait for the memestock reddits to explain how this is good for BB&B stock.

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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Kefit posted:

I've always wondered for FAFSA type stuff - what if your parents have substantial means, but refuse to provide any assistance with paying for college?

My dad was wealthy and paid for my undergrad, but only because the divorce agreement legally obligated him to do so. If it had been totally up to him then he would have given me lectures about bootstraps while refusing to give me a cent for college. I know this because it's exactly what happened with my older siblings who went to college before my parents divorced.

You're screwed. You can get unsubsidized loans and private loans. Your parents being unwilling to pay for college does not get you independent status.

Now if they're unwilling to pay because you won't go to gay conversion therapy or some other terrible parent special, you can file an appeal for independent status.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 8, 2022

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Ham Equity posted:

A lot of wealthy people do this already. They get their kids emancipated right before college so they're "independent" for the FAFSA.

There's also a pretty sizable industry selling shares in condos so students can pay in state tuition.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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notwithoutmyanus posted:

God damnit. How do people fall for this as legitimate?

https://presend.io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQ7DG7IJ38

Dude literally named some finance biz after himself. Buncha buzzwords and has a 12 year old promoting it.

He even looks like a conman, and not a particularly successful one.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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BonerGhost posted:

Sorry, $70k for entry level with no programming background? Are they hiring now?

Im self taught and my first gig was 80k. I know other self taught devs who were pulling in 160K + options on their first job. It really just comes down to how hard you're willing to study.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Truth Social HODL'ers reddit having a normal one

"" posted:

The believers among us know that this war is spiritual at it's foundations. It is obvious to us all that the enemy is attacking and attempting to block TRUTH social by using the media, corrupt SEC and other means.

BUT I BELIEVE THAT GOD WANTS THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH TO SPREAD. AND I BELIEVE THAT OUR GOD ALWAYS WINS...

I also believe that he wants the righteous and lovers of truth to be rewarded & supported for our efforts...Because he is a good a faithful God

Proverbs 14:22

Jeremiah 29:11

Early on many of us involved friends and family who are not on this crusade of truth, many who are not believers. But let's not give anymore 'pearls to pigs'

Matthew 7:6

So with all that in mind, let's stand in our authority as Christians today and declare all attacks against DWAC/TRUTH social be cancelled. Here's an example of a prayer I have been praying recently...

"I THANK YOU FATHER THAT YOU ARE USING THIS VEHICLE OF DWAC/TRUTH SOCIAL TO SPREAD YOUR SPIRIT OF TRUTH AND I THANK YOU THAT YOU GAVE ME THE EYES TO SEE AND EARS TO HEAR...

AND IN THE POWER AND AUTHORITY OF JESUS CHRIST I CANCEL EVERY DEMONIC ATTACK AND ASSIGNMENT OF THE ENEMY AGAINST DWAC AND TRUTH SOCIAL RIGHT NOW IN JESUS NAME!

I CANCEL EVERY ATTACK OF A.I, EVERY SUPPRESSION AND EVERY ALGORYTHM AGAINST DWAC IN JESUS NAME

I DECLARE THAT DWAC PROSPER AND THE MERGER INTO TMTG COMPLETE NOW IN JESUS NAME.

I DECLARE SUPERNATURAL SUCCESS OVER DWAC/TMTG THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN JESUS NAME.

AND I DECLARE EVERY ASSIGNMENT OF THE ENEMY AGAINST OUR TRUTH MOVEMENT CANCELLED NOW IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME....AMEN!"

This subreddit is amazing.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DWAC_Stock/

It's a fascinating new level of memestock grift. Instead of sticking it to the banks, now every dollar they throw into a worthless stock is sticking it to the libs. They're not just going to get rich, they're all frontline heroes in a war for the soul of the country.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Vox Nihili posted:

Exciting new brand of crypto disclaimer



They bypassed about a thousand red flags to get to this point, but surely this ultimate red flag will stop them.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Wait, where is he finding high yield savings at 3.5%?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Medullah posted:

I bought a really nice couch and took really good care of it.

Then I got a German Shepherd and now the couch is at least 35% unremovable dog hair despite being covered with a blanket and the dog having little interest in getting on it.

Same. I never thought I'd experience more hair than I did with my aussie, but the furry little kraut is in the running.

I just shouldn't count on having nice things as a dog owner unless I want to pay for a maid.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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I'm a big VR proponent. FPS games in VR are an adrenaline rush like I've only experienced playing paintball. Exercise in VR is great for those who hate cardio.

That said, I can't VR for more than two hours, and definitely have no desire to work from a virtual office. The headsets are still too heavy. Meta left me confused. All that money, and it's basically a worse Altspace.

I feel for you folks who get motion sick, you're missing some incredible experiences. I think it can be trained out of your system, but it's not super fun. I used to read on family car trips until I was near to throwing up. I'd take a 15 minute break. Then go at it again. Now as an adult I can read for 1-2 hours on a car trip without getting sick.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Ladies, don't Netflix and Chill with a man who has ads in his Netflix.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Not BWM but GWM story, took money out of savings and bought my first I-bond thanks to this thread. I feel like a real grownup.

Actual BWM story, I donated to the democrats, and my email inbox became so clogged with their spam that I missed an important email from my accountant.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Oct 16, 2022

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

There's another successful Goon Project brewing.

A goon inherited a derelict building and has decided to go all in on repairing it to open a coffee and donut shop. He has no business plan, no cost estimates, and no experience in running a coffee shop or a business.

It's already going pretty well.



Was this the guy in Houston who asked for business ideas at the start of the Pandemic because he was down to the last of his savings and needed a win?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Pretty sure this was the thread that was talking about I-Bonds a while ago.

If you want to get one at 9.62% get on that poo poo right. now. With the CPI coming out they're slashing the rate on the bonds to 6.48% on November 1.

I have no idea how the CPI coming in at 8% and change means the ibonds go two points lower than that, but I'm not a fancy economist either. Still, get in while the getting is good.

Bought mine thanks to this thread. Also the treasury.gov website is horrible. Having to type your password on a virtual keyboard should be an automatic trial before the Hague.

Motronic posted:

I mean, it's just typical lowest bidder government contract poo poo.

If you use developer mode you can remove the readonly="readonly" from the password field and use your password manager to fill it in.


Bless you.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Cartoonbrains/status/1592233920036315138

welp

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Ham Equity posted:

Similarly, the only answer you should ever give to the question "what Hogwarts house do you think I'm in" is--without thought or hesitation of any sort--"Hufflepuff."

The better answer is probably, "I don't care, I'm an adult".

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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https://www.gofundme.com/f/lost-wedding-ring-money-on-ftx-crypto-app?qid=c817f8d664b26e813a667fc5729c732e

"" posted:

Hi, my name is Joe and if anyone has seen the news lately and is into crypto then you know what happened to the FTX trading app. I had over 10k saved to surprise my girlfriend of 2 years with her dream ring she always deserved. Everything was going great after crypto tanked and I was finally making my money back. Four or five days ago FTX filed for bankruptcy and people lost millions of dollars. I am luckily not one who lost over 10k, but like many others my app is frozen and all the funds are gone.

Planning on spending 10k on a ring or investing it in crypto, which is more BWM?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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FMguru posted:

I read an article* a little while ago that pointed out that Britain's economy has been shrinking in real terms since the mid-2000s and is now one of the poorest in Western Europe. The only semi-prosperous spot is London (which is why everyone with any prospects moves there, driving salaries there down and rent skyward) and the rest of the country looks more like a colder, damper Portugal than the former seat of a global empire.

* https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2022/10/uk-economy-disaster-degrowth-brexit/671847/

UK Golden Visas when?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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hallo spacedog posted:

If you played in the early days the number one thing you probably have that are gonna be worth money are dual lands so keep an eye for those

Like a dummy I gave all my old cards away when I moved a decade ago and now I curse myself for it

I had thousands of them, probably 60% were betas, and a few alphas from early days trading. I lost all interest before I went to college, and they were just stored in my parents attic with my other crap. I kept planning to go digging for them, but always put it off, reasoning they were protected and would only increase in value over time.

Then a tornado hit. Of the ones I could find, 99% were water damaged. The rest were scattered in the storm. RIP.

If you think you might have something valuable, don't be lazy and complacent like me.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Are we all ready for the hilarious DWAC stock subreddit meltdown when Trump jumps to twitter?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Sundae posted:

We had a thread for poo poo like this in BFC for a while. The OP professed to sell black-label whiskey stills IIRC, and the rest of the thread was people trying to figure out what they could black-label or dropship off Alibaba, and a lot of market-testing using SEO domains + Google ads to permanently out-of-stock stores to gauge if people wanted their product. BFC has had some weird, weird threads over the years. (Though to be fair - I learned about the erotica self-pub market from a thread in this subforum and that actually really worked in spite of sounding like the dumbest idea imaginable. Maybe some goons retired as millionaires from drop-shipping kamado grills - gently caress if I know.)

I remember this thread! It got me started in web development, because I started researching niche keywords. Actually did pretty well off it, visit wise. I used a keyword crammed URL and was getting like 30k uniques a month before I got bored of writing my own content and rabbit holed on auto content generation.

Affiliate selling and lead generation is actually still a really good way to make bank, and it's largely turnkey once you get your ops set up. I knew a guy who ran a boardgameprices.com type website who was making 5 figures monthly, just from affiliate links. I had/have a really good affiliate space that I know would also work, but I'm too drat lazy to set it up. So I guess I'm the one who is BWM.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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KingSlime posted:

Hell we've probably veered close enough to that territory when we mock crypto loss porn, yes the victims are rubes but somebody is deliberately lying to them in some cases. I will never not mock loss porn of any kind though.

I think we'd probably have more sympathy for cryptobro losses if most of them weren't absolutely insufferable when number was going up.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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New BWM just dropped:

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1622307191087665155

lololol posted:

Amateur trader Omar Ghias says he amassed roughly $1.5 million as stocks surged during the early part of the pandemic, gripped by a speculative fervor that cascaded across all markets.

As his gains swelled, so did his spending on everything from sports betting and bars to luxury cars. He says he also borrowed heavily to amplify his positions.

When the party ended, his fortune evaporated thanks to some wrong-way bets and his excessive spending. To support himself, he says he now works at a deli in Las Vegas that pays him roughly $14 an hour plus tips and sells area timeshares. He says he no longer has any money invested in the market.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

amoebic dysentery and naegleria fowleri

Only one is threat. The other is a friend that makes your abs pop for instagram in time for swimsuit season.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Sundae posted:

Do you mean BBBY?



Oh man, they're really trying to trick me into selling so I can't short squeeze them! I better take out a 2nd mortgage and buy another 400K shares.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iluOmq1DYY

New BWM just dropped.

GWM for the cam model.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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This would be tragic if any of those things had value.

https://twitter.com/DeweesRobert/status/1630408354173714439

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 1, 2023

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Twerk from Home posted:

Sure, but a lot of tiny companies still adds up. Assuming the FDIC acted fast enough they'll probably get most of their money back eventually but it's about to be an awkward few months.

NYT article seems to imply they were dumping the money into long term government bonds, so at least on the surface it doesn't appear like a "oops, we went all in on FTX" type implosion.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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My dude thought he was getting a Hellcat for 26k, and didn't question it?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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LanceHunter posted:

All this scam talk is reminding me of the movie Compliance, which was a dramatization of one of the cases of the Mount Washington incident of the strip search phone call scam. The things that people can be talked into are, frankly, shocking.

Those aren't even the all that :wtf:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pranknet

"" posted:

In February 2009, "Dex" and a member called "Slayer" called a KFC restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire. Posing as a manager from the corporate office, he persuaded employees to douse the building with fire suppression chemicals and to then proceed outside, remove all of their clothing and urinate on each other. He claimed the chemicals were caustic and this would render them inert.[10] When "Dex" posted the audio to YouTube he described it as "Epic KFC Prank Call (greatest ever)...dex successfully convinces the 3 female employees to undress fully nude outside and urinate on each other." Many months later "Dex", posing this time as an insurance adjuster, called the same KFC and had the victims describe their experiences while Pranknet members listened.[6]

On May 27, "Dex" called a Hampton Inn in York, Nebraska, and tricked an employee into setting off the fire alarm. As guests made their way to the lobby, a second call was placed to the front desk. "Dex" claimed that, to avoid alleged fines, the fire department should not be called. Instead, the caller gave various bogus instructions to turn the alarm off, including going to a website that only displayed pornography. The next suggestion from the caller was to break the front windows of the hotel. A truck driver staying at the hotel volunteered, and under direction from "Dex", the man drove his semi-trailer truck into the front door.[11] Later that night, "Dex" tweeted: "I just pulled off the most epic prank. I had a hotel guest back his truck into the hotel front window (in the lobby), and break the window." The post was deleted in late July.[10]

On July 20, Markle tricked a desk clerk at the Homewood Suites in Lexington, Kentucky, into drinking another person's urine. The prank started with a call to a guest. The guest was told it was the front desk calling and that a prior guest had tested positive for Hepatitis C. The guest was then told there was a doctor on site and a simple urine test could determine if the guest was infected. The urine was to be brought to the front desk in a simple drinking glass. Switching roles, Markle then called the front desk alleging to be an employee of Martinelli's Cider. He told the clerk that a representative from the company would like to come downstairs with a sample of their new drink. The guest from the previous call then arrived and handed the clerk his urine. Markle then coaxed the woman to try it. He asked how it tasted. "Horrible", she said. "That does not taste like cider. I'm not going to take another sip, that's horrible." Markle replied: "Well, I need to inform you of something, ma'am. I want you to understand that you just drank that man's urine."[6] In its investigation,[clarification needed] the cyber crimes division of the police department of Lufkin, Texas, requested a subpoena for Markle's Skype activities.[16] The police report classifies the Lexington incident as first-degree wanton endangerment, a Class D felony in Kentucky.[17] Markle was subsequently sentenced to a shock incarceration term of six months.[18]

In November 2010, an elderly man staying at a Motel 6 in Spartanburg, South Carolina, was tricked by a Pranknet member posing as a hotel administrator into destroying his television set and smashing mirrors in his room with a wrench to destroy hidden cameras supposedly left by a previous guest.[1] The man, told that there was a "midget" trapped in an adjoining room, was then tricked into destroying a sheetrock wall behind his room door, almost making his way through to the next room.[1] As one of the prankster's returned calls was heard by police and other guests who received prank calls soon called the front desk, the hotel did not hold the man accountable for the damages, but did ask him to leave.[1] The pranksters called back on March 11, 2011, persuading a guest to "disable" a sprinkler head by smashing it with a toilet lid to prevent a 'toxic gas' from entering the room.[20] According to TSG, "Motel 6 is a preferred target because Pranknet members can call directly into rooms without having to know a guest's name"[1] As of November 1, 2011, this is no longer possible. After police arrived to answer a 911 call placed by the motel manager, they declined to press charges against the victim but noted that other similar phone calls had been received at the motel.[1]

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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BWM - Me, my hot water heater just went out and needs to be replaced, and it physically pained me to transfer funds from my high yield savings to pay for it, despite understanding the interest I'd pay financing the replacement would far outstrip the money I'm making in savings. Humans are just bad at abstract poo poo.

drat these rates are nice right now. I'm a point from beating inflation.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Good BWM hatewatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZpWki2mOA4

He starts out with some sympathy when he says he can't find work because of an ill-advised tweet. But as you quickly find out, he probably can't find work because he's an absolutely insufferable person.

Then all the hits play out. Refuses to take jobs that are beneath him. Dwells incessantly on his past achievements. Leaches off his parents. Everything is someone else's fault.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Motronic posted:

How does this gain him any sympathy? He made a public terroristic thread towards the governor of his state. That's no okay, no matter who you are or they are. It perfectly encapsulates this person's impulse control problems which a a large part of why they are failing at life.

"I'll eat your heart" is about on par with "I'll gnaw on your bones" for serious threats. It's hyperbole. Stupid (and weird) and ill-advised to say to anyone, let alone a public figure, but okay, maybe he was just a drunken dumbass, sucks that his life was ruined thereafter. But then the rest of the video goes on and it's a pretty obvious pattern like you say.

By the midpoint of the video I want to hear the side of the guy who assaulted him.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Apr 5, 2023

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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MEIN RAVEN posted:

On the topic of poppers, here’s how they serve them in vietnam. The smaller guy in front passed out and hit his head on the table about 5 seconds after I snuck this pic.



Those aren't poppers. You're thinking of whippets.

Poppers are an inhalant that turns you into a sex demon for about 30 seconds, followed by potential lung and eye damage.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Twerk from Home posted:

The health thing is basically luck, he also says he hasn't been to a dentist in more than 25 years.

Yeahhhh don't cheap out on dental visits people. Poor dental health leads to a lot of serious disease. Turns out running a constant infection at one end of your meat tube can stress your body out.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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blackmet posted:

I don't even buy Zippo's anymore.

$1.50 disposable Bic -- with me until it dies.

$30 Zippo -- lost in a day.

Didn't smoke but I had a Zippo when I was younger because I thought Zippo tricks would make me look cool. Thankfully I eventually figured out I was gay and didn't have to put that much effort into getting laid.

Good luck with that 7k lighter tho

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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I found a youtube channel where a gambling addict scratches off lottery tickets he buys in bulk. The comments are full of other gambling addicts riding the contact high and talking about their strategies for bulk scratch offs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5xK2r2Ipgk

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

It is also blowing my mind that you can send your 6-year old kid away to a camp to learn how to sail.

That's pretty much the career path that was followed during the age of sail.

Kind of jealous actually, if I were rich that's how I'd raise my kids. Bilingual chinese/english tutor from birth, violin tutor, classics tutor.

But I'm not rich so hello Mr. Ipad.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 12, 2023

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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

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So you can now buy stock in artwork?

https://www.masterworks.com/about/how-it-works

They buy the painting. They sell shares. And then resell the painting years later.

This just seems like a way to lose all of your money when the company goes bankrupt and auctions off the paintings to pay creditors.

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