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Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves

hooman posted:

New Thread, New Shitposts.

Post the reports Anidav.

Reporting JBP Is For Cowards

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Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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bell jar posted:

Shorten will come back

BIIIILLLLLLL COME BACK BIIIIILLLL

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
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by Roger Hargreaves

They're loving stupid and think the virus isn't real.

Probably going to be the people who cause another local outbreak if they're not already weirdos who live in their caves to protect them from the government cameras and spy satellites.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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by Roger Hargreaves

hambeet posted:

i voted howard AND joined a union in the same year.

Confused poo poo you do when you're 18 is forgivable (I hope, I have sins of the past too)

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

JBP posted:

I can't think of anything more soul destroying than being an organiser in rural Qld lol

Jokes on you we have no souls anyway.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
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by Roger Hargreaves

GotLag posted:

Putting on a hi-vis to install a clothesline in his back yard

Mate he is from Rocky. We all have high vis for yard work. It's just a thing you have. Pick em up cheap on surplus from Totally Workwear and let everyone else in the Bunnings gardening checkout line know you're not a total amateur in the back yard.

I actually need a new one because my old one got a bit wet concrete soaked and I tossed it rather than risk the washing machine.

So ATM inside a ratty old tshirt.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 02:49 on May 10, 2020

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
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The Before Times posted:

Buying a loving washing line for your partner as a mother's Day present is in such poor taste, like getting your mum a vacuum for Christmas

My mum would be super happy to get one of those new Dyson stick ones with the battery pack and easy to eject catcher. And so would I frankly. But they are fkn expensive.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
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Konomex posted:

Guys, I bought an expensive Dyson one year as a present for myself with a tax refund or something. Honestly, not worth it. They look cool and use cool tech, but they have loving idiotic design flaws and the suction isn't what you want. Save your money, go for something similar but cheaper.

My older Dyson seemed great, but it had this little choke point which was hard to get too and would constantly clod. The choke point should be at the entrance, not half way through the vacuum and be impossible to reach with any part of a hand.

I just want something without a loving cord that is easy to used on both floors and furniture dammit.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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by Roger Hargreaves

kirbysuperstar posted:

We've had a V8 and now have a V11 and they've both been really good

V8 sounds like overkill for suction powers.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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Murdoch provides free platform for political propaganda under guise of "opinion." More news at 11.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves

Anidav posted:

Queensland government to buy virgin

YES YES YES

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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by Roger Hargreaves

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies.

Like Fascists and Socialists.
Or Anarchists and Socialists.
Or Capitalists and Socialists.

Or Socialists and Other Socialists.

drat Socialists! They ruined socialism!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-15/coronavirus-queensland-rockhampton-case-nursing-home/12248336


Well.... gently caress :(

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves
I am really annoyed.

I was gonna get to see my mates baby for the first time this weekend.

I was going to catch up with a good friend and buy some take away to eat together in a park quietly outside in the warm sun.

Get shopping done safely and quietly now the local panic buying is gone.

And now this loving this.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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Illuminti posted:

Why don't you just do all those things?

or does your friend live in the nursing home?

Contact tracing not yet done, shes been active in town for 2 weeks.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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Illuminti posted:

Why don't you just do all those things?

or does your friend live in the nursing home?

Oh also we don't want to risk the new born getting exposed to anything.

Because we don't know where the lady who was infected went during the two weeks she was about were going to wait till next weekend now to see if things are given the all clear.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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realbez posted:

Gridlocked had a baby 😊. Congrats mate! (pincushion)

Not my baby, my friends baby.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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realbez posted:

Well wishes withdrawn.

Please donate them to someone in need.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves
Well I have finally been hit by the COVID crisis like many others.

After much debate between my office powers-that-be and my regional manager it has been decided my contract will not be renewed at end of financial year.

gently caress.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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Lid posted:

Murdoxh media currently harping on Labor sating Australia is ruining its relationship with China. Im trying to find another source to get the actual context but if this is accurate what the gently caress Labor?

Murdoch media attempting to fight the biggest threat to the LNP? Yeah must be purely truth.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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quote:

Our typography is broad like our country.
It is bold and confident with subtle character –
like the R with its kangaroo tail-like end.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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VOTE1 posted:

And every Fed public servant? I mean most local councils are run by tories so I guess every council worker is up against the wall as well. Lets not start on those office managers that are enabling multinationals to dodge tax. Also i'm pretty sure the cleaner at Rio personally approved this weeks destruction of heritage sites.

I have come to accept Sloth supports the idea of anyone involved in with a bad organisation is to be shot come the revolution. It is a very inner city Melbourne idea. He means well though.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

We should have a news service that isn't for profit, maybe have the government pay for it...

As long as JanFran isn't running it.

God the Feed got so bad.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves

Senor Tron posted:

Not Auspol, but this livestream from Minneapolis is pretty wild right now, they forced the cops to retreat and have taken over the police precinct the killer cop came from. Currently burning lots of the contents of the building:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZaOGehK6k

America is a hosed up place.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves
So what happens to all those dead people who got robodebt'd? Written off as a no loss?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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Solemn Sloth posted:

Posting it in here is just outrage porn, doesn’t really help anything, and more than anything is just depressing as gently caress.

I really doubt anyone in the auspol thread on something awful dot com needs a daily reminder to clarify that Australia’s print media is a bunch of racist trash

Wait we have print media?

Oh right for another 29 days.

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Aug 2, 2014

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Buttcoin purse posted:

At least of the four pictures of first responders, the cop is last. The parent domain not so much:

You know I am still yet to receive what should have been my mandatory psych call regarding my work in Townsville last year for the floods.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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The Peccadillo posted:

Woah, those grenades cops toss at people are terrifying

https://twitter.com/jxyzn/status/1267684722341064704

That's what a stun grenade looks like. Big deafening bang and a bright burst of light.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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by Roger Hargreaves

ungulateman posted:

i mean, has anybody actually...asked what black americans think about police brutality in australia? because i expect they wouldn't like it, and not have a problem with bilateral support to and from america and australia about it, because they're not loving morons

Why would you ask any Americans about what they think of stuff happening in Australia? They don't learn about the world outside our country like we do.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves

Sparticle posted:

I would tell you how I really feel about those four good cops but I'm pretty sure ASIO is reading this thread.

Would your true feelings be violating a SA rule that would get Lowtax into trouble? Cmon you can tell us.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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Buttcoin purse posted:

You are/were in the SES right? I don't remember seeing anyone identified as being in the SES on that site either so maybe the SES has been forgotten :(



Are.

But to be fair we're not exactly first responders. Uh unless you're out west, then you are because there's no fire service with jaws of life so it's on us to do it then. But in MY role we're not first responding generally. They don't count turning up to peoples damaged houses after a storm to divert flooding or patch a roof over as that. Uh Now I think about it maybe they should but eh w/e I'm a nerd who'd rather live in a command centre so I'm not really front lining it much.

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Aug 2, 2014

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Cartoon posted:


I had a smash in robbery at a property I own. I put the cctv footage on a USB stick and provided it to Police. I have never seen that USB stick again and Police have not informed me of any proceedings or recovered any of the goods, to my knowledge.


I can kiiiinda address this one.

In my office if we are given a USB stick with CCTV footage on it to be used as evidence the USB stick stays with us for the full time that evidence is to be held. It is now part of that chain of evidence. Typically they don't get receipted because, at least in our line of work, people know it's not coming back and they generally don't care about one USB stick.

If our people turned up somewhere to collect the footage on our own USB's obviously they're ours but that USB would then also not be used again until the period of time that we are required to keep physical evidence is reached. Yes even if we had digital copies of it stored in our servers.

With regard to your dashcam though you should have been given a receipt. Sorry about that.

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Aug 2, 2014

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hooman posted:

What did they even charge you with?

Posting with our a permit.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Sorry that should be corrected to:

"Anyone who attends NSW during the pandemic is certifiably insane."

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Cpt Soban posted:

Reporters in America from now on should wear the blue warzone PRESS helmet/bullet proof vest- Just to show the cops "we're reporters"

Uh sorry to say but many do.

And they're still targeted.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Hollandia posted:

Anyone planning on going to the Brisbane march tomorrow and/or know what the cops are saying on the various marches?

Not sure about QPS. But public gatherings of over persons are still banned under our COVID restrictions without a COVID Safe plan put in place iirc. Not sure where you put a COVID Safe plan into place for a protests unless it's extremely well orgnsised.

Don't go to anything of you're even vaguely cold or fluy people.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Our SovCits are kinda low key compared to the crazy methed up US ones.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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by Roger Hargreaves
Heard that they arrested 3 in Sydney so far. One was someone spitting in a police officers face, which clearly is assault in any situation.

One was an all lives matter chud who got taken down and cuffed.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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teacup posted:

Yeah not ideal.

I really hope there isn’t as much undetected community spread as we fear. We will find out in 7-14 days from June 6 in any case now

How is it not ideal? Of the 3 arrests one was blatantly assault and the other was removing someone trying to incite poo poo.

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Aug 2, 2014

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Local Made China Brunch

HAHA Need Meat Jobs :discourse:

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